Don't click away PLEASE
I - I need that click rate - shit
Shit - Do something as entertaining!
*looks for something to entertain with*
*I want to die*
GREAT - Now that I've got your attention
How long...
Howww looong...
Can you keep watch?
*inspirational muzak*
The goal is to watch as long as possible. *thinks about the setup his has placed on himself*
I'm gonna link all the videos in the description
so you folks at home can play along. (lowkey has no choice)
"Windows XP startup sound slowed down to 24 hours."
*Questions life choices*
*Feels the force*
*Becomes one with Buddha*
*Ponders what to eat for dinner*
YouTube 2016, everybody...
What the fuck is this?
Oh, I love this song!
*starts dancing*
[screams in pain]
*recorder noises which are mistaken for a flute*
What is this?
[Oh my god help pls it hurts]
This is my JAM!
*starts playing recorder along with the video*
*EPIC RECORDER PLAYING BY PEWDS*
(what that mouth do)
(dayum poods really know his blowin you kno what im sayin)
*recorder becomes more distorted*
"Why I'm a feminist?"
How long am I?
So far, not so bad - Oh, god.
[lacigreen]: The rumors are true...
what they've been saying about me...
I have to come clean... I, lacigreen
am a feminist! [distorted]
*mockingly* "What? You're a lesbian now?"
"Man hater; hairy-armpits..."
"Say it ain't so!"
[pewds reads]: "please thumbs up for gender equality"
Yeah, lets get some - lets get some likes on our video for...
Gender equality... What the... fuck, is that
ironic?
Or is it serious? I can't tell.
[Lacigreen]: I think that feminism is both kickass
and super important
and here are a few of my reasons why.
Oh, god.
[Lacigreen; because girls are taught IN PUBLIC school
that once she has sex, she'll lose a part of herself.
What school did you go to?
What kind - What fucking school was that?
Please tell! I'm curious!
I wasn't taught that in school! *struugles to think about it *
*cathartic recorder playing*
[Blndsundoll4mj]: "Hey guys and today -"
Blndsundoll4mj: "Hey guys and today -" [Pewds]: Ohh no, no!
I can't even not do a fucking second.
"My longest yeah boi ever".
YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Jeesus!
Alright, you know what?
I bet I can do it longer! I bet I can do it longer!
[Pewds and video]: YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*Pewds in agony*
[screams]
FUCK! I got beated.
Dammit, Danny!
Don't look at me!
*crazy recorder blowing in sync with video*
[Tongue clicks] noice ;)
I've seen this
[More tongue clickings]
*Pewds raising eyebrows*
It's just gonna keep going..?
[MORE TONGUE CLICKINGS]
*realizes what he's gotten himself into* ohhhh
[MOOOORRREEE TONGUE CLICKINGS]
ohh
[Tongue Click followed by 'Nice.' continues to slow]
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*shakes head*
*Pewds starts laughing*
*laughing even more*
eeeeeerrrrrrrr (pewds mating call)
not even halfway!
{The sound has devolved into something scary by now, you can't even hear the 'Nice' anymore}
I'm SCAREDDD! O:
what the fUCk???
youtube 2016 is so fucking weird (no fucking shit)
I don't-- who comes up with these ideas?? (THE MEMES.)
[Video]: hi baby girl <3 [Pewds]: oh no not this one
[video]: everything's ok (NO it IS NOT)
i promise
[Pewds]: No its not ok D:
[Scary Ginger...?]: I forgive you ;)
[Pewds]: DON'T - I didn't do anything!
[Video]: It's okay, don't worry about it.
[Pewds]: k fine.
[Video]: Everything's gonna be ok.
[Pewds]: Thank you <3
[Cringy Daddy]: I love you :*
[Pewds]: I love you too.
[I ship it]
Video: I love you so much. (YES DADDY)
Pewds: I love YOU so much.
<3
Video: I love you more than there are grains of sand c:
Pewds: in the - in the universe?
iN EVERY BeaCH
pewds: in every beach in the universe.
OF EVERY PLANET
Pewds: every planet. *nods affirmatively*
OF EVERY GALAXY
*deep breaths*
Pewds: MARZIA
Video: and I need you in my life
Pewds: I'm sorry.
video: I need you more than humans need water and food to survive
Pewds: PFFTT
Y'know, if this is a parody
it'd be pretty interesting
like [this is] pretty well done
I'm pretty sure this is real like this guy did this for a girl.
I love you ;*
(Maxmoefoe regurgitates... Something.)
[Pewds]: I-I love you. (i love u 2 :3 )
[Pewds] I lo- don't worry.. (Umm...)
It's gonna be okay :)
Babygirl.. (2far4me)
(this is enough ok lets stop...)
I love you so much.
You're so beautiful today... :)
I wish I could smell you... (um)
(ok bye im outie)
[that stare tho]
I wish I could tell you it's gonna be okay... :))
:))))))))
I wish I could hold you -
hold you near...
(I feel violated.)
and kiss you...
on the lips.
[D:]
[what dat mouth do part 2]
(Uh...AHHHHHHHHHHH)
~that's beautiful.~
~the view is beautiful~
*sexual moaning*
How was that, was that as good for you as it was for me?
(that was oddly arousing)
*MORE LIT TUNES*
(Creep warning. Just saying.)
*casual vaping*
[this dude creepy af]
(wtf)
{that guy looks kinda like Rob from threadbanger wtf}
Y'know, I don't know if you guys have ever been on TV, but then you kinda have to force a smile.
:)))))
And it's hard -
It's hard to do that.
It's not very easy.
Try and watch the remainder of this video just sitting like this.
:))))))))))
I'm joking. You look insane; stop doing that.
Wait, 2:36 someone breaks into his house...
*door opens*
[(Possible)Roommate]: Hello?
WHAT THE FUCK?
{O_O}
SOMEONE'S COMING IN!
UUUUUUGH
He's just staying there?! He's not gonna say "hi"?!
You can't break it for a second?
What the fuck?! Who's this poor roommate to this guy?
I'd be fucking terrified.*pee's pants*
(TOOT TOOT TOOT) {~to bad that she couldn't see, see the ma-~}
*pewdie note solo*
Oh it's Fouse-
Alright one second, how about that
one second
You got me
(DANK JAMMING)
"we are number one but every original one-
is replaced with an entire episode of lazytown"
[Video]: -Nah. Have you ever caught a good guy like a-
[funky saxophone playing the melody]
*pewdie tries to play along*
🎵Hey! :D🎵
*music starts* (OH YES THE LAZYTOWN MEMES)
🎵We are number-🎵
*Lazytown opening theme plays and pewds sings along* Ooohhh, da-da-da-do-do-da-da-da
WELLCOOOMME TO LAZYTOWN
an entire episode
four hours - great
I'm not gonna waste my fucking time.
Alright, what else we got.
We're gonna finish off with an anime.
Alright, well, this is pretty good so far.
Oh, there's a guy by the road~
*snorts*
*recognizes the Japanese* Excuse me!
I don't know what else he's saying, I just know "sumimasen".
OH
(wtf is this...)
Okay, well, it's a very graphic anime.
OH
she's -
oh?
wait?!
what?
WHAT!?! (same)
THE FUCK IS THAT (same)
WHY IS HE TINY?!?
Am I watching like...
pedophilia?
What is this..?
[porn alert] {ends at 9:35 if you want to skip, it's very uncomfortable}
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ooooooooo x100
{who lives in a pineapple under the sea}
kay
IT TOOK YOU SEVEN MINUTES
NO
WHAT THE FUCK
[STOP RN ]
UGHHH D:
I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT
UGH
WHOA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
[laughs nervously]
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING??? (what the actual fuck)
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
[SCREAMS AT THE UNEXPECTED]
OHH
SHIT IT'S HERS D:<
WHY IS HE SO TINY??? (that's what she said)
I DONT UNDERSTAANND
AHHHHHHHHHHH
WHHHAT (pewds is dying)
WHATT THE FUUUU
[sOMebody save me please..]
WOOOO
what the fuck is that?! what is happening??
I DONT UNDERSTANNDD
wait, what
it's over?
already?
I watched the whole thing?
huh.
How 'bout that.
I swear I-
I swear it's just a minute.
WELLL,
it seems like that was it, wasn't it?
How long did you last?
Don't answer that -
Don't answer that
but leave a like if you did better than me.
Lets finish this up with my longest "YEA BOI" ever.
You can play along!
YEAH
BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
*covers ears*
*dank outro*
*the dankest outro*