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Neodklikávaj to prosim ťa

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Potrebujem tú sračku s klikmi

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Sakra! Sprav dačo zaujímavé...

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Super... Tak teraz keď mám tvoju pozornosť

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Ako dlho...

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Ako dlho?

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AKO dlho

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To vydržíš sledovať ?!

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Cieľom je to sledovať čo najdlhšie

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Všetky tie videá dám do popisu

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Aby ste si ich aj vy hoši mohli pustiť za rovno mnou  ;-)

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Spomalený zvuk Windows XP, dlhý 24 hodín

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To je YouTube 2016 vážený -_-

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Čo je kurva toto???

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Ouu! Ten song milujem :)

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[Flauta] 
AAAAUUU!!!!

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To čo je?!

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To je moja srdcovka! <3

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Prečo som feministka? O.o

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Ako dlho to......

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Zatial nič také strašne... O BOŽE..

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Tie povery sú pravdivé

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Čo sa o mne hovorievali

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Už sa musím priznať.... JA (lacigreen)

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!!!! SOM FEMINISTKA !!!

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*nie nie si*

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(Neviem čo ju štve ale ta flauta je popiči)

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Prosím palec hore za rovnosť pohlaví....

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Noo... Poďme si.. Poďme si pozbierať lajky na videjko za...

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Rovnosť pohlaví... WTF to čo je!?

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irónia?

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Alebo vážne? Lebo teraz neviem povedať

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*nikoho nezaujíma čo je feministka zač*

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ale NIE!

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*prečo sa stále snaží*

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To do akej školy si to chodila?

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Aká.. Aký typ školy je toto?

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Povedz mi prosím! To som moc zvedavý

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Mňa toto v škole neučili

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*boží solo na flaute*

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Ummm nie! NIE!!

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Toho ani pol sekundy nedokážem :/

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Môj najdlhši YEAH BOY všetkých čias

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*týpek ma dobrú výdrž*

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*trvá to moc dlho*

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*on stále neprestáva, to ako vážne*

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Pane bože!!

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No dobre.. Vieš ty čo?!

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Stavím sa že to dokážem dať dlhšie

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YEA  BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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aaahh!

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AAA!

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Sakra!! On ma porazil!!!

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Kruci FIX tam!

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Nepozeraj tak na mňa :(

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*ideš si svoje*

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Toto som videl

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OUU

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To už len bude pokračovať

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ouuu

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ouuuuuuu [NICE]

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[chrápanie] ohhhhh

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XD

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[smiech]

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ooooooo

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To som neni ani v polke!

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ja sa BOJÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍM

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WTF!???

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YouTube 2016 je tak....

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strašne.... čudný!

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Ja ani......

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To koho napáda volačo takéto?

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O nie, nie toho!..

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To veru nie je OK!

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Nie!.. Nič také som nespravil

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Tak dobre :/

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Dakujem!

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Aj ja ťa milujem...

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Veľmi ŤA milujem

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V.. Vo vesmíre

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A každú pláž vo vesmire..

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každej planéty

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[Fuuuuu....] MARZIA.....
Prepáč mi :(

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No viete... Toto je paródia

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Mohlo by byť celkom zaujíma.... Jakože

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Celkom dobre spravené, Ale tak som si istý že on to myslel ozaj

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On to spravil pre nejakú babu

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Milujem ťa ♥（｡✿‿✿｡）❤

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Neboj, všetko bude OK

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Buchtička ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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Milujem ťa TAK MOC

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Dnes si taká prekrásna

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Škoda že si nemôžem čuchnúť

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A povedať ti že všetko bude OK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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By som si ťa pritisol k sebe

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a pobozkal ťa

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na pery 💋

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[orgazmus]

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ooooouuuoooh

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Aké to bolo? Bolo to tak dobré ako pre mňa? [dakujem]

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Neviem či ste už boli v telke

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Ale vtedy potom sa musíš tak nasilu usmievať

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[kill me pls] a je to ťažké!

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To.. Naozaj to nie je jednoduché

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A teraz skús tu len tak sedieť po zvyšok videa takto 😁

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Ja vtipkujem. Vyzeráš šialeno. Prestaň s tým!

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Počkať...

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[Komentár] 2:36 Niekto sa mu vláme do domu

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WTF!?

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NIEKTO TAM PRICHÁDZA!

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On tam ostane.. Nepovie ani čau?!

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Nemôžeš to prerušit na sekundičku?!

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Čo to kurwa??

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Kto je tento ubožiak spolubývajúci

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No ja by som bol v piči z toho!

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Ohh to je Fous..

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No dobre.. a čo toto? Sekundičku..

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dostal si ma

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*ja som to tak zbožňovala*

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*Spieva zvučku, dosť chabo*

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Celá epizóda... 4 hodiny.. NO SUPER -_-

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Nebudem si tu mrhať svojím časom

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No dobre, tak čo tu ešte máme??

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Ukončíme to s .... Hmm

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S tým.. S Anime

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Fajn, tak toto je zatial celkom dobré

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Tam je niekto pri ceste..?!

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no...

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ČO PROSÍM ?!

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Neviem čo to tu chce povedať

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[japonsky]

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OUU

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OK, Tak toto je velmi grafické anime

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OOUU!

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Ona je.. oh

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Počkať..... ČO!?!?!?!

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TO ČO..

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Je toto kurva?!?!?

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Prečo je taký malý?

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To tu pozeráme pedofíliu? To.... to čo je toto?

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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oukej

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trvalo ti to sedem m inút

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NIE!! WTF??

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[2 girls 1 cup]

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Nepotrebujem to tu pozerať..

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[utrpenie]

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To čo zas bolo toto ??

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xD

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To je čo za objekt kurva!????

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ČO TO JE??

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OUU šhit!! To je jej!

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Prečo je taký miniatúrny?!

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JA TOTO NECHÁPEM!

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AAAAAA

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???????????????

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[krik]

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WTF???

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ČO SA TO TU DEJE?!?

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Ja to vôbec nechápem!!

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Počkať... Čo?! To už aj skončilo?

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To už???

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To som celé prepozeral?!

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hmm [prehodnocuje svoj život]

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Jak to len. ??

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Prisahám. To.....

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Prisahám, to bola len minutka

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TAK! Zdá sa že to je už všetko! Nie?

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Ako dlho si TY vydržal??

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Nie, na to mi ani neodpovedaj

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Ale hoď lajk ak to bolo viac ako ja  👍

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Uzavrieme to mojím najdlhším

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YEAH BOIII na svete ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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môžete na to ísť so mnou

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Pozri môj YT kanál: DEH Music <3

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