WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:02.500 Hey how's it going bros my name is PewDiePie 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:06.120 and today I'm joined *applause sound effect* with the very special 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:14.500 guest clap it up everyone foooor Edga- 00:00:14.500 --> 00:00:16.220 Where the fuck did he go? 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:20.540 Hey, how's it going bros my name is Pewdiepie and welcome to the very 00:00:20.540 --> 00:00:24.660 special guest Edgar gOD DAMNIT! what the fuck- 00:00:25.100 --> 00:00:27.700 (To be continued earrape) 00:00:28.020 --> 00:00:33.700 *speaks in swedish* okay come on lie, lie,lie 00:00:34.160 --> 00:00:39.340 Good Edgar! Well done! You're so good Edgar! 00:00:40.440 --> 00:00:42.460 Edgar: Shut the fuck up Felix. 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:43.620 Now let's begin today's video! 00:00:43.620 --> 00:00:47.280 There is a reason I have Edgar as a respected guest here today 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:49.200 because today's theme is... 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:55.920 Respect. Thank you Markiplier. Respect. Not just any form of respect but respect 00:00:55.920 --> 00:01:02.789 wahmen. It's become a meme on the internet to respect women. Usually it looks like 00:01:02.789 --> 00:01:08.159 this: we have a subject. We have an item or an action, and then we have a wahman 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:15.840 and it's usually pretty ho-rrible to see respecting wahmen is no joke. (Laughing) it is no 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:22.220 joke to joke about! That cat needs those pills. And so does women need respect. 00:01:22.220 --> 00:01:29.180 Edgar is still a teenager. I need to teach him how to properly respect women 00:01:29.180 --> 00:01:32.380 and not like all these stupid memes! 00:01:32.380 --> 00:01:34.420 Are you- are you paying attention Edgar?! 00:01:34.420 --> 00:01:38.940 Hell yes! Cool! Well let's do. This let's begin with 00:01:38.940 --> 00:01:44.149 WikiHow! How to treat a woman. Being number one being a good communicator. 00:01:44.149 --> 00:01:48.479 Well if you have to whisper then I doubt you're a good communicator. 00:01:48.479 --> 00:01:51.630 What the fuck are you saying? I bet he's saying something sexist. Be a 00:01:51.640 --> 00:01:58.219 good listener. Ask her how she's feeling. Fight fair. 00:01:58.220 --> 00:02:06.300 But most of all show respect. This is me when I respect wahmen. If you ever see me 00:02:06.300 --> 00:02:11.080 do this that means I am currently respecting women. I don't know about you guys but 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:12.840 i got a lot of respect for women. 00:02:12.840 --> 00:02:15.620 One day Edgar, my son you will be able 00:02:15.640 --> 00:02:21.790 to respect women just as well as I do. Are you listening? (Scream) Alright he's paying 00:02:21.790 --> 00:02:29.430 close attention. (Laughs) I love this thing... Behave like a gentleman. Treat her fairly. 00:02:29.430 --> 00:02:39.850 Don't open doors, this just shows you think she's weak. (claps and laughs) RESPECT WOMEN! You don't 00:02:39.850 --> 00:02:44.830 open the doors for the wahmen! that just makes her think she's weak. You gotta let 00:02:44.830 --> 00:02:49.480 her open her own doors so she knows she is strong enough to open that door 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:55.630 herself. If there's a man- you open that door for him. If there's a wahmen you- she 00:02:55.630 --> 00:02:59.620 best open her own fucking doors. There's NO WAY you can be polite and open the 00:02:59.620 --> 00:03:04.180 doors. LET HER OPEN HER OWN GODDAMN DOOR! But what if I just want to be polite? That 00:03:04.180 --> 00:03:10.000 doesn't matter! Now. Edgar is three years old, isn't that right Edgar? Edgar: oh yeah. 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:15.459 which basically means he's 13 in dog years. Edgar: What?! Pewds: yes that is exactly how that works 00:03:15.459 --> 00:03:19.810 shut the fuck up. So we're going to watch a video that helped me as a young 13 00:03:19.810 --> 00:03:23.799 year old boy, really shape my way of looking at wahmen, and respECTING wOmen I 00:03:23.799 --> 00:03:34.510 didn't go from this to this in just a day! Respecting women takes time, patience 00:03:34.510 --> 00:03:40.360 skill, motivation. Here we go, here we go. *yt video plays* dear thirteen-year-old boys yes don't 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:44.739 ask a girl it's her time of the month Pewds: that's right Edgar! I can have you- you best not 00:03:44.739 --> 00:03:51.130 aaaask! Edgar: but I can't speak :( Pewds: good keep it that way. IDIOOOOOT *video continues playing* dear thirteen year old boys. 00:03:51.130 --> 00:03:58.209 don't try and slide into a girl's dms. Edgar: But what if she is super hot??? 00:03:58.209 --> 00:04:01.299 I- I don't know actually about that one... that I mean OF COURSE not what do you- 00:04:01.299 --> 00:04:07.989 you got no respect for women! don't-- don't you dare ever EVER slide in to a girls DMS 00:04:07.989 --> 00:04:12.579 because if you do-- that means you don't respect wahmen. If you ever slide in my 00:04:12.579 --> 00:04:20.890 DMS you best be sure-- you have RESPECT for me. Because if you don't have respect 00:04:20.890 --> 00:04:25.330 for me... you don't have respect for wahmen. *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys. 00:04:25.330 --> 00:04:31.240 Stop wearing so much Nike sports athletic gear. 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:36.540 Pewds: EDGAR! WHAT ARE YOU DOOING! ARE YOU WEARING NIKE?! 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:39.020 Never wear Nike Sportswear. 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:45.540 That's right. That's right, think about that one yeah that's right-- yeah you- shame o-, Shame, shame Edgar. (laughs) 00:04:45.540 --> 00:04:49.640 whispers: so cute :3 00:04:49.780 --> 00:04:55.680 *video continues playing* Dear thirteen-year-old boys. Don't act like a big huge jerk when a girl says she doesn't want to go out with you. 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.880 OOOOOOOOOh!! Did you hear that?! I like her face 00:04:59.889 --> 00:05:04.180 when she does that one because it's like-- *impersonating the girl in the video* Dear thirteen year old boys don't act like a 00:05:04.180 --> 00:05:08.360 big jerk when a girl doesen't want to go out with you. 00:05:08.520 --> 00:05:12.200 *laughs* It's a good finish. It's a good finish. 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:18.000 *video continues playing again* Dear thirteen year old boys. It's okay to have acne. I have acne. A lot of my friends have acne. 00:05:18.100 --> 00:05:23.940 That's right! And if you don't have acne, you are disrespecting wahmen and you need to rethink what you're doing with your 00:05:23.949 --> 00:05:30.370 facial construction... liking musical theater is completely okay that doesn't 00:05:30.370 --> 00:05:35.979 make you gay. Wait wait what say what *video continues playing* liking musical theater is completely okay that 00:05:35.979 --> 00:05:42.039 doesn't make you gay. (Poods guffaws) Yeaya it does! Musical theater? That's more gay than liking anime and 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:47.800 manga dude. If you like anime and manga...what a fucking nerd. It's super gay dude. 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:53.140 You like theater? What are you...what are you you know like... Musical theater...that's 00:05:53.140 --> 00:05:58.360 super gay; isn't that right Edgar? Edgar: But I love musical theater. Pewds: SHUT THE FUCK UP 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:02.110 YOU'RE NOT MY SON! I'm kidding I love you (pewds gives an air kiss) I love you. 00:06:02.110 --> 00:06:07.779 *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys don't "poof" your hair up to Jesus. Pewds: What the fuck does that mean? Nehahaha 00:06:07.779 --> 00:06:16.000 No, you can't make me choose between wahmen and Jesus it's Jesus every time. 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:21.640 If I want to "quef" my hair up to Jesus I can do it and so can you Edgar, listen 00:06:21.640 --> 00:06:27.780 here boy don't listen to this wahman. If you want to "quef" your hair up to Jasus. You best do that. 00:06:27.820 --> 00:06:34.280 That's right, I'll "quef" my hair ALL I WANT to Jasus. I'm "queffing" to Jasus right now. 00:06:34.290 --> 00:06:42.540 guys...and I'm respecting wahmen. *video continues playing* Dear 13 year old boys it's okay to not 00:06:42.540 --> 00:06:50.700 have muscles it's okay to not have abs it's okay to not love yourself. Pewds: Are you 00:06:50.700 --> 00:06:58.230 saying it's okay not to have these BIG bad boys...are you saying it it's okay 00:06:58.230 --> 00:07:13.320 not to have this super (definitely real) abs and it's okay not to love yourself? *pewds singing Ave Maria* all right I think 00:07:13.320 --> 00:07:17.570 we learned a lot here today about respecting women isn't that right Edgar? 00:07:17.570 --> 00:07:23.669 thank you...thank you Edgar. Respecting wahmen...it's not a joke okay 00:07:23.669 --> 00:07:30.270 and I want you everyone to everyone to follow my lead and give me your best 00:07:30.270 --> 00:07:34.890 respecting wahmen posts right now as you're watching. And also I-- this is 00:07:34.890 --> 00:07:38.220 really important to me because it's like I know this is all a joke with the hair 00:07:38.220 --> 00:07:43.560 and all but this is very important to me It's something I wanted to do for a very 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:49.560 long time I I just never really got the time to do it properly. I really want to 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:56.280 change the brofist I find it to be offensive...insensitive and a 00:07:56.280 --> 00:08:01.800 microaggression. The brofist is so heavily male-structured and pandering 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:06.479 to men when we really need to just focus more on respecting wahmen so I want to 00:08:06.479 --> 00:08:09.990 change the brofist to something else I've given this a lot of thought it's an 00:08:09.990 --> 00:08:14.760 iconic moment in this channel history but we're changing the brofist into 00:08:14.760 --> 00:08:20.010 something gender-neutral something that anyone no matter who you are can get on 00:08:20.010 --> 00:08:27.570 board with I want to call it, "The Sis Fist". "Sis Fist". Respect Women Fist. That's it. 00:08:27.570 --> 00:08:33.060 Respect wahmen. Respecting wahmen, one punch at a time. That was a bad joke I'm sorry. 00:08:33.060 --> 00:08:38.030 Don't..don't hit women but don't hit guys too. *blaring horn* 00:08:38.210 --> 00:08:46.320 There's one more video uh- UGH!- by 3DMOVIES4U- errr a legend absolute legend this 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:50.840 guy taught me everything I know about wahmen. He taught me how to respect wahmen. 00:08:50.840 --> 00:08:55.200 as you can tell he's an old man so he knows what he's talking about. 00:08:55.200 --> 00:09:01.710 That's how it works. *3DMOVIES4U video plays* And when I date a woman- Pewds: mm-hmm. *video continues* I don't go over and open up 00:09:01.710 --> 00:09:07.470 the door for a woman. Pewds: As he should ,see...this man knows you don't open up the 00:09:07.470 --> 00:09:11.910 door for wahmen because they need to feel strong. *video continues* I treat her like crap and they 00:09:11.910 --> 00:09:16.530 love it they respect ya for it. Pewds: Are you telling 00:09:16.530 --> 00:09:30.170 me...wahmen...can respect men? No that's impossible! 00:09:30.170 --> 00:09:35.610 How could this be?! I've been fed a lie! All this time. 00:09:35.610 --> 00:09:39.660 3DMOVIES4U, what else knowledge do you have for us? *video continues* You know I've been 00:09:39.660 --> 00:09:45.960 through the opening the car door and saying I love you honey- is there anything I can do 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:53.640 for you honey yes honey you're right honey that's bullshit *laughs* Pewds: WHAT?! *video continues* Treat her like 00:09:53.640 --> 00:10:02.400 dirt! Pewds: Whoa! *video continues* Argue with her tell her she's dumb. Pewds: Ugh, what? *video continues* You know treat her like crap 00:10:02.400 --> 00:10:07.620 they love it! Pewds: *laughs* treat her like they love it I love this... 00:10:07.620 --> 00:10:16.050 I love this man. The fuck is this...just punch your lady they love it. *video continues* Rharharha women want tough guys- 00:10:16.050 --> 00:10:21.690 they don't want little fairy wimps that open the car door for 'em and treat 'em 00:10:21.690 --> 00:10:26.970 with respect and pull out the chair at the restaurant. They wanna...they they want to be 00:10:26.970 --> 00:10:30.630 treated like a buddy. Pewds: I need to write that down. *video continues* They can sit the restaurant themselves...they 00:10:30.630 --> 00:10:35.130 don't need you to pull out their chair for 'em. Pewds: Does anyone have a paper?! *video continues* They want to be a buddy! I need 00:10:35.130 --> 00:10:40.890 to fuck my buddy okay I got it. *video continues* Hey tough guy so treat him like crap; give 'em what they 00:10:40.890 --> 00:10:49.680 want baby...rharharah...don't you get it? Pewds: I guess not. *video continues* Look I've been around the 00:10:49.680 --> 00:10:53.730 block a few times. I've had, I don't know...Pewds: Probably 00:10:53.730 --> 00:11:05.120 6,000 vaginas. 48 women in my life. Pewds: 48?! 48 nig...shit...nig...I said nig... 48?! 18?! 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:11.910 18?! 48?! This man is living sex machine. 48 women eh? You know I... I I might have 00:11:11.910 --> 00:11:15.360 done this wahmen thing wrong. maybe this 3DMOVIES4U man is 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:23.040 right after all. *video continues* I've never had a 10 but I have lots of 9s...lot of 'em. Lot's of 'em. 00:11:23.040 --> 00:11:29.340 Pewds: With a mustache like that BOI how come you never had a 10? I don't get it. I don't 00:11:29.340 --> 00:11:36.270 get it at all man. Dude you fucking tight as shit man, you deserve a 9 (means 10). *video continues* And other women that you marry if 00:11:36.270 --> 00:11:47.610 you marry a really good-looking sexy woman she might cheat on you. Pewds: MARZIA! Maaah! 00:11:47.610 --> 00:11:53.250 I think we learned a lot about respecting wahmen here today boys and and 00:11:53.250 --> 00:11:59.310 AND GIRLS AND GIRLS especially especially girls...is this video... Do I 00:11:59.310 --> 00:12:04.110 have any girls watching this video? If you are then let me tell you; Edgar, you 00:12:04.110 --> 00:12:09.680 you finish this video you say something good. Let me put on some nice music... *Clannad After Story Opening plays* 00:12:19.910 --> 00:12:31.730 Hi, my name is Fehlix this is my dog Edgar. We respect wahmen. Do you respect 00:12:31.730 --> 00:12:38.870 wahmen... as well? Then please leave a like in this video that would really... Every like 00:12:38.870 --> 00:12:47.000 equals one respect of the wahmen. And if this video doesn't get 10,000 likes, Edgar will 00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:53.450 never appear on this channel again- because I will export him to a third 00:12:53.450 --> 00:12:59.240 world country where he will learn how to respect wahmen properly. Thank you all for 00:12:59.240 --> 00:13:03.850 respecting wahmen...and as always "Sis Fist". 00:13:49.370 --> 00:14:02.930 Have fun! Come on tough guy (Ha!) Hmmm...okay not bad. You think you can take me out huh?! (Inaudible) (Poods) See ya guys. Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.