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hey apa kabar men?,

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nama gua Pew~Die~Pie~
(cih culun banget!)

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dan, hari ini

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dan telah join tamu special kita,
tepok tangan semuanya men

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buat

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ED

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GAR

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(WHAT?)

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(MANA MEN?!)

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kemana si anjing teh

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hey apa kabar men?, nama gua Pew~Die~Pie!
(iyyeee!)

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dan selamat datang kepada tamu special Edgar

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AH Monyet!!

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anjing lu edg-

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(MAMP- AHHHH KUPING GUA!!!!)

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oke ayo, jilat!

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jilat!

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(Edgar: Gk mau anjing lu!)

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jilat

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(ngemeng apaan lu men,
tugas gw cuman translate eng doang)

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Bacot lu felix

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sekarang kita mulai video hari ini

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ada alesanya, kenapa edgar jadi tamu sekarang

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karna tema hari ini adalah

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Suara Maho: Respect!

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Tengkyu markplier

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Re

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Spect

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bukan respect kaya biasanya

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tapi respect

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cewek

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itu jadi meme

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di internet

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buat, respect cewek

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biasanya, keliatanya kaya gini

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kita punya subjek, kita punya-

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item
(predikat coeg!!!)

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atau action
(belajar indo gih)

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dan ini ceweknya
(GOBLOG!!) (屮゜Д゜)屮

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dan kaya biasanya
(kenapa begitu!!)

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cukup me-

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ngerikan, bwt diliat

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respect ke cewek

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bkn candaan

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Hehehe

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ini bukan candaan

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buat di candain

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itu ucing butuh pil

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*plok* dan cewek juga perlu

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Respect

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Edgar

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masih ABG
(9 tahun coeg=37 manusia!)

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gua harus ajarin dia

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caranya, gimana

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respect cewek yg bener

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dan gk kayak semua meme tolol ini

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apa lu-

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nyimak gk lu, Edgar?

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Hell yes!

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keren

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ayo lakuin ini

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kita mulai dari

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WikiHow

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How to Treat a woman
(Gue jomblo, sakit ati translatinya men ): )

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jadi- No.1 jadi komunikator yg baik

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oh kalo emang harus bisik"kan

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dan gua ragu kalo lu komunikator yg baek

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ngomong afaan dia njing, gua yakin berbau vulgar

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jadi pendengar yg baek
(ini mah cara jadi psikolog men)

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tanya bagaimana perasaan cewek itu

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Fight. Fair
(hmm.. jgn menang sendiri!)

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tapi yg paling beken

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Shows Respecth

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ini gue
(mimpi lu coeg)

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saat lagi respek cewek

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kalo lu pernah liat gua begini

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ntuh artinya

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gua lagi respect ke cewek

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gimana kalo lu guys?, gua banyak respek ke cewek

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suatu hari,Edgar

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nak

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lu bakalan respek ke cewek, seperti gua yg lakuin

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denger gk lu?

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Edgar: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Pewds: oke dia lagi merhatiin
Edgar: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(ppft)

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hehe hehe, hahahahahaha

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gua suka ini

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berlaku kaya pria

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perlakukan dia secara adil

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jgn bukain pintu
(coegg!!)

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ini bakalan bikin dia

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pikir dia itu lemah
(coeg baperan ceweknya)

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ahahaha

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*plok*

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Respect Cewek!

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lu gk bukain pintu buat cewek

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itu malah bikin dia ngira lu pikir dia lemah

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lu harus

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biarin dia buka pintu sendiri

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jadi dia tau

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dia itu kuat sampe bisa buka pintu ama dia ndiri!
(coeg, lebat banget men!)

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kalo disitu ada lelaki

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lu bukain pintu buat dia

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kalo disitu ada cewek

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lu- biarin dia bukain pintu sendiri

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gk mungkin lu bisa keliatan sopan

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kalo ngebuka pintu

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BIARIN DIA BUKA PINTU TUHANNYA SENDIRI
(dia bilang god)

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tapi gimana

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kalo gua cuman pengen sopan

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GK PEDULI!

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sekarang

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Edgar

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umurnya 3 tahun, benerkan gar?

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Edgar: Oh Yeah!1

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artinya adalah

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dia 13 tahun di umur anjing!

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Edgar: What!?

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Pewds:Yes!
Edgar: What!?

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ya emang gitu cara kerjanya

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bacot lu!
(jahat lu men)

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jadi kita bakalan nonton video yg bakalan ngebantu gua

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yang berumur 13 tahun ini

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dibulatkan

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cara gua melihat seorang wanita

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dan respect cewek

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gua gk datang dari-

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sini
(gk berubah dari kata bijak men?)

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kayak

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(humu?,lucknut?,sableng?,gila?)

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sini

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(BERISIK!!!!)

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cuman 1 hari

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respect ke cewek

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butuh ,waktu

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kesabaran, ke ahlian

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motivasi

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ni dia, ni dia

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ublag: kepada, bocah umur 13 tahun

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jangan tanya cewek tentang PMS dia

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itu dia Edgar, apa lu-

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lebih baik jangan tanya~~

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tapi gua gk bisa ngomong

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Gud

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tetep kayak gitu

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iedioeteh

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ublag: kepada, bocah umur 13 tahun

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jgn ikut campur DM perempuan
(Direct Message/Rumpi, mungking) :(

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gimana kalo dia super panas
(sexy men, stalking maksudnya)

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(Gk ngerti dia wkwkwk, sama)

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gua gk ngerti ama itu, tadi it- itu-

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maksud gw, Ya Enggak lah!

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apa lu dyazuyga gk punya respect ke cewe dawg?

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jgn berani!

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sama sekali

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ngintip DM cewek, karna kalo lu lakuin

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artinya lu gk respect cewek

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kalo lu pernah intip DM gua

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lu mendinga, harus yakin

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(tatapan maho lu keluar njing!)

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lu punya respect ke gua

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karna kalo lu gk ada respect ke gua
(gk ada men dah gua buang)

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lu juga gk ada respect buat ke cewek

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lalaallaallaal

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berhenti banyak pake alat olahraga NIKE! dsb.

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(WAH SAPA LU,MERINTAH GUA!)

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EDGAR!

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NGAPAIN LI
(Modol MEN!)

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apa lu lagi make NIKE!?

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jgn pake perlengakapan Nike
(sports wears)

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itu bener

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beneran, pikir tentang itu

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ya bener, lu hassim sheam shame!

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malu, Edgar

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tschehehee

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imoet banget
Σ(･口･)

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lalalalalalala
(Mackup lu kurangin lah benci gua)

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jangan jadi ngotot banget,
kalo ada cewek yg gk mau kencan ama elu
(cih, sorry gal banyakan cewek yg begitu ke gw)

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OHHHHHHHAHHHHH

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denger lu tadi?

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gua suka mukanya pas begitu, keliatan kayak-

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balblablalbabla

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uvuvuvuvuwevwevwev onyetenyevwe

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(wkkwkwkwkw persis men)

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Nghehehehejiss

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itu akhiran yg keren, akhiran yg keren

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wenwingoutwityu

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ugwemubwem

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gpp kalo lu punya acne
(krim muka, kaya masker bengkoang)

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gua punya acne
(kgk peduli gal)

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kebanyakan temen gua punya acne
(GK PEDULI!)

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itu bener, dan kalo gk punya acne

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lu disrespect ke cewek
(BODO AMAT, EMAK GUA GK NYURUH BELI!)

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dan lu harus pikir lagi, tentang konstruksi wajah lu
(muke lu aja, gua dah ganteng men!)

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fppptssseh

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boeys

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suka ke musical theatre, gpp itu gk bikin lu gay

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wey-wait- wat lu bila- wat

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suka ke musical theatre, gpp itu gk bikin lu gay

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pfffts

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yey men

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teater musik

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itu lebih maho, dari pada suka anime ama manga men
(njay gua suka anime tapi gk gay men!) 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

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kalo lu suka anime sama manga, apaan lu? Nerd?
凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

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itu super gay men!

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lu suka theatre? apan lu?

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apa lu?, lu gk suka theat-

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Musical Theatre

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itu super humu
(DARI MANA HUKUM ITU BERASAL?!)

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itu bener kan,Edgar?

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tapi gua suka itu

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BACOED LU NJING!

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lu bukan anak gua

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canda, gua cinta lu *muach* gua cinta lu

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(BACOD LU JUGA!)

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jgn mancungin rambut lu ke jexus
(kalo kayak goku?)

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watefak maksudnya apaan?!

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nehaahahahaha!

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AH he!

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NO!

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(JGN MEN, gk respek nantinya)

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lu gk bisa bikin gua milih

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antara

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cewek

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dan jexus

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*plok*

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pasti jexus, selalu
(Gw islam cuk,, cuk..)

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kalo gw mau jambulin rambut gw ke jexus

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gua pasti lakuin

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dan lu juga Edgar

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denger sini boey

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jgn dengerin ni cewek

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kalo lu mau jambulin rambut lu ke jexus

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mendingan lakuin

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bener an

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gua jambulin rambut gua

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yg gua pengenin

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ke jexus

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gua jambulin ke jexus, sekarang
(COEG WKKWKW KAYAK REBUNG!)

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men

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dan

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gua respect ke cewek

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(bacod)

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gpp kalo gk punya, Otot

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gk apa kalo gk punya otot abdomen
(bagian perut)

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gpp

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buat gk cinta dirilu  sendiri
(itu cewek dah gila kali yak!)

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oh lu bilang heh?

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gk apa kalo gk punya ini?
(maksud lu batang itu men?)

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gede

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Bad Boeys?

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oh lu bilang?

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gpp kalo gk punya-

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(JGN!)

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SUPER ABS INI!?
(men harusnya jadiin greenscren badan lu wkwkwk)

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dan gk apa kalo gk cintain dirilu ndiri?!

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*nangis*

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*lagu di gereja*
(kayaknya men gk ngerti ane) :(

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okeh, kayanya gua belajar banyak tentang

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respect ke cewek, bener kan Edgar?

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*ngorok*

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tenkyu

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tengkyu, Edgar

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Hormat ke cewek

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bukan candaan

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okeh?

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gua mau lu semuanya untuk

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ikutin panduan gua, dan

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kasih gua post cara respek ke cewe, yg dah lu tonton

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dan juga gua-

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ini penting buat gua karena it isak-

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gua tua ini kaya candaan dari rambut, tapi

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ini penting buat gw

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aaaaa- ini hal yg pengen gua lakuin dari dlu
(nah ini si felix, bkn pewds)

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aii yaa-

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gua selalu gk dapet waktu buat lakuin itu dengan bener

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gua pengen beneran berubah
(power ranger)

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Bro fist

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gua tau itu jadi menyinggung

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dan sensitif

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dan micro-agression
(au apaan maksudnya)

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Bro fist itu

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itu beneran laki banget
(widih!!)

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dan hasrat buat laki

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saat kita harus, cukup fokus aja

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pada respek ke cewek

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jadi gw pengen ubah, brofist ke sesuatu yg lain
(udah buru gw pengen saur men)

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gua udah mikirin itu semua, 
sebagai ciri khas dari momen

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sejarah channel ini
(so iye lu men)

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kalo kita ubah brofist menjadi-
(lagi baca textnya ya men wkwkkw)

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kesetaraan gender

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sesuatu yg gk peduli siapapun elu!

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bisa bersama selalu

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gua mau panggil ini

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THE SIS FIST!
(Sista? CEWEK DONG MEN!?)

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sisfis

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respect women fist

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*plok* itu dia

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Respect Cewek

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respect cewek, dengan 1 pukulan satu kali

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itu, candaan yg jelek sleketep, jgn
(kan)

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jgn tonjok cewek, dan cowok juga

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*TELOLELOLELOLET*

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ada 1 lagi video

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aaaa

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heeee

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oleh, 3DMOVIES4YOU

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aaaaa

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legend, beneran legend

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ni org, ngajarin ke gua semua tentang cewek

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dia ngasih tau cara buat respek cewek

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lu bisa liat dia kolot, jadi dia tau apa yg dia bicarain
(pasti video gk bener lagi ini mah, yakin gw)

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udah semestinya

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pas gua lagi kencan ama cewe

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gua gk pergi ke dia dan bukain pintu buat dia

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*plok*
gua gk pergi ke dia dan bukain pintu buat dia

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seperti sedianya

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kan, ini org tau

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lu gk bukain pintu buat cewek

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karna dia harus ngerasa dia itu kuat

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gua anggap dia kaya tai, dan mereka suka
(...)

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mereka respek ke lu buat itu

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(roblox death, illuminati men!)

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apa lu bilang ke gua?

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*ugh* *ugh* *agh* *ugh*

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cewek

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cewek bisa respek ke cowok?

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*ugh* *ugh* *agh* *ugh*

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GK!

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itu gk mungkin

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(biasa aja men!)

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gimana ini bisa mungkin!

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gua dah di boongin

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selama ini
(lebay lu men)

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3DMOVIES4YOU

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apa lagi yg lu tau, buat kita

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lu tau, kakek udah ngelakuin

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ngebuka pintu mobil~ dan

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bilang ilophyou ,beb

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apa yg bisa aq lakuin buat bebep

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yes bebeb, qmu bener bebeb

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itu TAI KEBO!

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he he he he he

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Pewds:UWATT!
KaLeng: perlakukan dia kaya kotoran

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KaLeng: perlakukan dia kaya kotoran
(gileeeee kan gk bener!)

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WO HOW

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debat ama mereka, bilang ke mereka "bego lu"

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ah

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apeh?

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ah perlakukan mereka kaya sampah, mereka suka
(ya lu pacaran ama sampah juga si kek!)┌П┐(►˛◄’!)

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tschehe

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perlakukan mer- MEREKA SUKA ITU

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gua suk- gua suka ni orang

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ehe

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fuck this

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tonjok aja tu cewe, mereka suka itu

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*plok*

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cewe suka cowok keras

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org kecil

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perengek yg bukain pintu mobil buat cewek

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dan respek ke mereka

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Pewds: bentar..
KaLeng: "silahkan duduk" di restoran

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KaLeng: "silahkan duduk" di restoran, mereka mau lu-

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mereka mau di perlakukan kaya bayi!

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Pewds: gua harus catet ini
KaLeng: mereka bisa duduk sendiri di restoran, ya kan

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lu gk sedia in kursi buat mereka

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Pewds: apa ada yg punya pulpen
KaLeng: mereka mau lu jadi sangar!

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KaLeng: mereka mau lu jadi sangar!

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gua harus fuck temen gua, oke gua inget
(salah men!)

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orang kuat

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jadi perlakukan mereka seperti sampah,
lu tau mereka gk mau bayi

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(gelo!)

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(gelo!)

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(tawa lagi!)

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ngehehehe

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apa lu ngerti?
(mabok apa lu kek?, baygon?)

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gua pikir enggak

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lah lu tau, gua udah biasa begitu

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gua mungkin udah, gk tau

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mungkin 6 jam di Vag*na

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dapet 48 cewek dalam idup gw
Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙ (mastah!)

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48
(LU NGABISIN!) 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

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48
凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

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CO
凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

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EG
凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

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NIBBA

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gua bilang

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48?

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18

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DELAPAN BELAS
(hah?)

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48

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ini orang kayak, mesin sex

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48 cewe, gar

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(kalh gw men, gw cuman 12)

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lu tua gua mu-

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ngelakuin sesuatu yg salah

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mungkin 3DSMOVIE4YOU ini

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bener dari dlu

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gua gk pernah punya 10,

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tapi gua punya 9 banyak dari mereka banyak banget
(kgk kdenger jelas, sorry men mungkin 9 sekaligus)

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dengan kumis kayak begitu

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BOI

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gimana bisa lu gk punya 10

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gua gk ngerti, gk ngerti sama sekali, men

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bro, lu cape kali, lu udah kolot

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dan, lu nikahin cewek lain

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kalo lu nikain yg beneran

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cewek seksi dan cantik

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dia bisa aja selingkuh!

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MARZIA!!!
(gua kira dijjah men!)

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EMAAAA-

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gua pikir kita dah banyak belajar cara respek

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ke cewek, hari ini boeys, dan-

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dan cewek, CEWEK

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khususnya

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khususnya cewek

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esss video ini

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apa ada cewek yg nonton ni video, jika ada-
(men jangan terlalu ngarep)

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biar gua bilang ini ke elu

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edga lu akhirin ni video, lu bilang sesuatu yg keren

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biar gua kasih musik yg keren

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*melakukan sesuatu yg gila* *lagi*

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(Foto bapak anak men?)

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hai

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(geli men liatnya)

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manem a felix

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ini anjing gua, Edgar

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kita ngerespek cewek

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apa elu respek ke cewek?
(yoi men)

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juga?

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ywdh, like nih video
(Njing lu yee, ngemis banget)

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itu bakalan

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setiap like sama dengan 1 respek

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ke cewek

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kalo ni video gk dapet 10k likes,
(jah klasik ngemisnyaa)

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Edgar, gk akan

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pernah muncul di channel ini lagi
(KASIAN MEN!!) (屮゜Д゜)屮

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karena gw aka

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ekspor dia

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ke "Third World Country"
(negara" yg lagi perang dingin)

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dimana dia akan belajar
(buru men dah jam 4)

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cara respek ke cewek

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dengan bener

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tengkyu yg udah ngerespek cewek

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dan selalu sisfist
(-_-)

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(edhan)

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(wkwkwkwkwkwkw)

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(keren men)

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(astaga)

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(wkkwkwkw)

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(Nike)

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(wkwkwkkw keren men)

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(malu lu men  wkwkwkwk)

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(yusuf, faisal)