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Pewds: Oh hey PJ! *Zooms in on PJ's face*

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PJ: Hey Felix! How's it going?

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Pewds: Glad you could it make it once again.

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PJ: Yeah, I know it was a quite a trip, but I made it.

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Pewds: Last time...

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I lost.

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Past Pewds: F*ck this game!

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Past PJ: Why the f*ck me?! YOU RECOMMENDED THIS!!!

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Pewds: ...game. Stupid... *Poods wuz triggered*
PJ: You recommended...

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Present pJ: Correct

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Poods: But I got a new challenge for you PJ!

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PJ: WHOOOAH!!! *shakes*

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Pewds: Ohohoho!!! *more shakes*

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--wikiHow-- *oHnOoOoO*

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Pewds: What do you know about wikiHow?

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PJ: I spent hours studying wikiHow.

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Pewds: Is this how you're so good at fet-ish? *laughs*

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PJ: Just I have for things. Yes. This is how I accomplish everything in life.

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Pewds: Okay. So we're... we get the picture from wikiHow article.

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But we have to guess...

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PJ: WHOA! ~(⊕⌢⊕)~

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*Poods questions his choice of freindship*

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PJ: Sorry...  ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Pewds: I appreciate that...(oh really)

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PJ: Okay, I'm just trying to...

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I'm just trying to be enthusiastic, really. (REALLY)

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Pewds: No.
PJ: It's hard to get enthusiastic over...

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...over this (tru)

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Pewds: Okay, we'll guess the title (O.O)

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Gappa: But wait! There is a twist ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃

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The loser has to highlight their hair. (with a highlighter)

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*both gasp* MAH GAWD LOOK AT PJ's FASE

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PJ: That's not actually too bad then so ┐(‘～`)┌

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Pewds: It's actually not that bad. I could do that (oh really)

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Pewds: You're bald so 
PJ: Ho. ●︿●

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PJ: Woah, didn't need see that!

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Pewds: Go!

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PJ: Well, this is clearly

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"How to Walk From A to B"

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Pewds: Wait. I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you

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youu

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Pewds: you could actually...
PJ: Oh there's a choice? (OMG)

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Pewds: Yeah. How to get a lesbian

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PJ: THAT WOULD HAVE HELPED ಠ益ಠ

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Okay

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What the fuck?

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PJ: This isn't any of these things (PJ is smart)

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Pewds: Oh

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PJ: Or is it? *exaggerated zoom-in*

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OH

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MAH

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GAWSH

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PJ: Ah okay I'm gonna

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I'm just gonna guess because WHAT THE FUCK is this game?

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What is this?

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Pewds: WHAT!?*TRIGGERED PEWDS*

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PJ: woh!

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Pewds: THAT WAS RIGHT?!!?!?!?!? (Pewds isn't amused)

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PJ: But that didn't make any sense

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Can we play a game that makes sense?

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Pewds: Shut up (bich)

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Pewds: Don't- I know this one
PJ: Okay this is yours

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"How To Prevent Identity Theft"

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PJ: *Sarcastically* By mailing a fish to someone...

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(seems legit okay)

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Pewds: "How To Catch a Cheating Girlfriend"

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"By mailing a fish to someone" *laughs*

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"How To Find A Husband When The Women....

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...Outnumber the Men in The Country?" (poods is confused)

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"How To Choose A Rigorous College Schedule
For Your First..."

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I think this one

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**WRONG**

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Pewds: NO!
PJ: Nopeh

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PJ: NNNNNOPEH
Pewds: NOOOOOO!!!

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Pewds: NOOOOOO!! (◕︵◕)

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NNNOPE!

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Pewds: Gappa please?!?!?! *laughs* (PAPA GAPPA!)

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PJ: That was "How To Prod-

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Prevent Identity Theft"

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Pewds: *whispers* I'm so upset...

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PJ: "How to Choose a puppy."

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Awwwww (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

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"How to Succeed In A Relationship With The Perfect Girl." ((SPOILER ALERT: this is the correct answer))

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Pewds: Uhmm?...Yeah...

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PJ: How..*laughs* 
Pewds: ...That seems about right. *laugh*

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PJ: Yeah this seems very...

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Uh... very.. this seems like a...

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...very well balanced relationship.

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I'm seeing here.

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"How to keep dogs off lawn"

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*Both laugh*

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PJ: "How to make lemonade when life gives you lemons"

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Oh, I don't know, mhan.

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Pewds: How is this harder than the fucking game I had?

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PJ: Yeah, what is this?

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Alright, I'm just gonna go with this, 'cause it seems the most...

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It doesen't seem logical, but I'm gonna...
*Correct*

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WHOOOOOAAAA!!

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AYO!

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Pewds: How do you always get it right? *poods is more confused*

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PJ: Like I said, I been studying wikiHow for a while now, and, yeah, just...

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Pewds: You fucking nerd.

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PJ: Yeah, well...

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Pewds: Ohhhh.
PJ: Whoooa.

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PJ: Don't mess with these dudes

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Pewds: Ohhhhhh...

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Wow

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PJ: These dudes will bash you up

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Pewds: That guy looks cool...*laughs*   ToTALLY AwEsomE

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"How to...

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"...tell if you genuinely like someone".

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Pewds: Hwmmmmm

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PJ: No.

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Pewds: "How to ask a girl for a dance".

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PJ: With a baseball bat

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*Sounds like CinnamonToastKen* HEY GIRL!

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Pewds: *Aweful Italian accent* HEY GIRL YOU WANNA GO FOR A DANCE?

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PJ: *1960s Old Black Man?* YOU WANNA DANCE WITH ME? *OH YES PJ I WOULD LIKE 2 DNCE WITH YOU*

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Pewds: I got a barret you better dance-

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Pewds: How to induce Nightmares

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PJ: I mean Yeah- This is pretty nightmare-

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Pewds: HOW TO BE A PUNK (that was easy)

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*"CORRECT" sound fx*

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Pewds: SLAMMIN

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PJ: Well that was pretty- fuckin' easy *laugh* (damn right)

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Pewds: How to have snakes as your haircut *laughs*

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PJ: He's got a lot of pewdiepies on his head ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

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PJ: Cause felix-  Pewds: OHH! Because im a shnake *TRIGGERED*

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PJ: Cause felix is a snek  Pewds: Fuk you

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PJ: How to visit- I thought it said lasagna beach

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Pewds: *snicker*

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PJ: Laguna Beach Calf- California

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PJ: How to catch a cheating Girlfriend

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PJ: what's he thinking?- What's in his mind?

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*HUSH MY CHILD*

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Both: Uhhhh   Pewds: this might be my point! My point. PJ: my point   Bulletball:my point

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PJ: This is rediculous -How to dissapear like a ninja..*wrong* Nope

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Pewds: OH YEAH, YOU DIDN'T DO IT!!

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Pewds: Fuck You!

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PJ: well how- Well what's this felix? huh?

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PJ: if you're so good at wiki how

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PJ: cmon felix - Hit us up- What is this?

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Pewds: i dont-   PJ: face flying off your b- What is this?   Pewds: HOW TO BE A PUNK! *totally*

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PJ: Yeah- clearly.

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*Both laugh*

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Pewds: How to pick up girls in high schoollllllll-No.

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Pewds: How to have a Successful open source project

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Pewds: I imagine that's what that feels like

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PJ: this does scream open source to me

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Pewds: How to have fun without friends, Seems like the only one

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PJ: I mean-   Pewds: but it still doesn't fit for-

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PJ: Hey you wouldn't even need to read that article!

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*poods is sad he got burned*

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Pewds: *triggered* WELL HOW ABOUT I SELECT THAT ONE THEN!!!

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Pewds: *GASP* THATZ RIGHT! PJ: OOHHH

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Pewds: fuk you- well why am I cheering, I'm not winning*hehe*

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PJ: are you not? Pewds: no, you have one up to me PJ: oh great thats good

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PJ: well this is probably Pewds: I really wanna find this article

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PJ: this is probably a type of pornography you know

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PJ: its not one I'd wanna read-

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Pewds: well your the one who knows all of the fe-tishes

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*Giggles* Pewds: *IKR* PJ: yep.

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PJ: again it's not aNY OF THESE- uh.. How to talk to girls..

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PJ: how to- Fuck it. *wrong*

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PJ:Nope. Pewds: *yES*  PJ: how to dissapear like a ninja

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Pewds:*whispers* fuk ye

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Pewds: nah this is ez- this is easy lemme tell ya PJ: okay, okay

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Pewds: How to love your girlfriend- *Wrong*

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Pewds: SHET

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PJ: it was how to make lemonade when life gives you lemons! OBVIOUSLY *because duh*

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Pewds: DAMNITT

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PJ: damnit felix

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Pewds: fuk PJ: fuk

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PJ: uh how to-  Jesus christ-

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Pewds: how to Kill yourself with cream- PJ: how to rip your throat out in one ez movement

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PJ: How to decide if you should become a stipper

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*Giggle*

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PJ:how to catch a cheating Girlfriend

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PJ: how to act like "one of the guys"

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PJ: how to clear up a stuffy nose

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Pewds: I think its cheating girlfriend, it must be cheating- dAMNIT

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PJ: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*  Pewds: that one was so obvious PJ: mah point!

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Pewds: uhhhh     PJ: How to enjoy phone sex

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Pewds:*giggle* ooh

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PJ: he's enjoying himself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Pewds: wat is "Joie De Vivre"???  *Noice dance PJ*

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PJ: *disbelif* you don't- what you don't know??

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PJ: *this guyy* Pewds: ur telling me you know? PJ: This guy doesnt know what *pause*

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PJ: joy dev-

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Pewds: WHAT IS IT PJ

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PJ: oh man it would blow your mind Pewds: CMON TELL ME

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PJ: it would *BOOM*

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*click* *right*

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Pewds: I did know all along  ( its actually " enjoyment of life" )

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PJ: you new all along Pewds: Mah point! *laugh*

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PJ: his point! *my point*

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Pewds: OOH ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) PJ:WOAH i got the sexi onee~

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Pewds: i need to find this one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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PJ: How to Act silly with your Boyfriend

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Pewds:*giggle* PJ: how to find a husband When the women out number the men in your Country..

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PJ: how to show your husband that you love him

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PJ: how to turn a girl on *TITLE*  Both: ooh  Pewds: tricky tricky

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PJ: i think silly- I- *wrong* I think acting silly

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PJ: no. *T_T*

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Pewds: how to dream of pewdiepie! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) PJ: how to brofist- yeah okay

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PJ: you got it

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PJ: run away from home

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PJ: yeah!

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PJ: im running away :D!! * dont leave pls*

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Pewds: I think thats it!

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PJ: yeah, go for it, Why not?

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PJ: dont even read the other one

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PJ: oh you might need to read that article felix *giggle*

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*not fine, much sad*

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Pewds: how tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Pewds: rUN AWAY FROM HOME!!

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Pewds: OH!

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PJ: this is bullsh- Pewds: What the fuck are these pictures? PJ: how to-

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PJ: fuckin get possesed by a ghost- Pewds: mam when i grow up *never*

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Pewds:i wanna draw pictures from wiki how *giggles* (please no)

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PJ: how to survive domestic violence

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PJ: how to have Jehovah witnesses go away

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Pewds: they are a pain in the ass when they come from your belly *ikr*

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PJ: how to talk dirty in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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PJ: how to survive a coyote attack

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Pewds: I've always wondered if using your belly ghost would work on a coyote attack or not

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PJ: yeah no it doesnt- trust me. (I'VE TRIED IT. IT WORKS!)

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PJ: oh I dont know

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Pewds: what is he doing? think about the situation.      PJ: he is-

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Pewds: hey PJ~

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PJ: why is he-  Pewds: what is this?

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PJ: why is he partly see through as well

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PJ: you can see the rocks

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PJ: that he's not even sitting on

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Pewds: oh yeah your right *giggle*

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PJ: this is an error in the drawing   Pewds: no.

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PJ: i dunno, maybe domestic violence?? but..

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*Right* PJ: yeah fuk it

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PJ: YES- MY POINT- SLAMMIN!! ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

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PJ: so what? she's saying sex and he's like-O.O Pewds:She seems a bit forward *giggle*

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PJ: yeah... S3X

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Pewds: how to know if your Girlfriend wants to have sex with you

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Pewds: well if she says *giggle* PJ: I think it might be

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PJ: how to get rid of an unwanted erection y'know? Pewds: yey

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PJ: i've just got a really good feeling about this unwanted erection*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

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Pewds:  I've got a good feeling to! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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PJ: i've never felt this good about an unwanted erection

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Pewds: anytime i want to get rid of my erection i just ask a girl to yell "sex!" at me (TRUTH)

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PJ: okay- yeah- whatever

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Pewds: that got weird PJ: that did get weird

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Pewds: yyYEESS

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PJ: I mean that's not- you can't really

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Pewds: HOW WOULD I POSSIBLY KNOW- THANK YOU WIKI HOW ARTICLE FOR ILLISTRATING SO WELL- i spit on the screen..

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Pewds: thank you

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Pewds: we're gonna have to do- whoever loses next one

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Pewds: is fucking out- jesus christ

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PJ: it's because you lost count

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Pewds: you got this PJ!

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Pewds: i did not lost count

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Pewds: i did not.

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PJ: I got this. I got this

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PJ: what's she doing- shes smiling. Pewds: how to feed a snake- that's it that's it PJ! you got this!

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PJ: my DESTINY is calling me! *OMG*

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Pewds: how to increase your ejac*giggle*ulation

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PJ: waait waat

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PJ:how to be pretty, how to play with a pet

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PJ: well there's not pets involved

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PJ: there is no ejaculate involved.

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PJ:and there is no *pewds* invloved.. so... by process of ilimination, I'm gonna guess it's how to be pretty

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Pewds: if you think thats pretty, i mean, go right ahead

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PJ: Dude. The human form IS pretty. *thx*

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*100%*

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PJ: YES! SLAMMIN!! ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

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Pewds: fuk you

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Pewds: get outta the way. PJ: Droppin some- WOAHH, that's pretty.. *both giggle*

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Pewds: that's the REAL how to be pretty. PJ: yeahh

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Pewds: How to dress up like a hillbilly

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Pewds: HOW TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY WITHOUT-PAIN (girls)  I hope that's not what it looks like *noice dance PJ*

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Pewds: how to play wink murder *PJ winks*

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Pewds: how to be comfortable in ur own skin *totally*    *wrong..*

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Pewds: oh no... PJ: YEP! it was clearly how to dress up like a hillbilly! *IKR JUST LOOK AT THOSE SHORTS*

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PJ: fELIX! You know what that means!!

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PJ: gubble! pewds: no!

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PJ:Gubble why- Pewds: GUBBLE PLZ

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PJ: tELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR

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The gansta Gubble: By the power Invested in me- I deem that PJ is the winner!1! :D

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Pewds: Fak PJ: THX GUBBLE!

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Pewds: dAMNIT!

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PJ: Oh man, Me and gubble!

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PJ: we- we should probably go out for a drink sometime y'know! ;))

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PJ: thank you- Oh wow!

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Pewds: AWE SHET  GUBBLE CMON * Pj giggles*   ( gubble looks so scared oml )

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Pewds: gawd damnit

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Pewds: do I really have to gubble? :C

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PJ: okay what color do you want- i mean, blue was a massive failure ( lol wow pj sick burn broski)

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PJ: is there really any other color that you- Pewds: WHATS THAT???!

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PJ: wat Pewds: whats that? PJ: is there any other color- you got a preferece  for *gubble secretly eating poods' ear*

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PJ: does gubble have a preferece?? *gubble says pink*

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Pewds: he said uhh pink!

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PJ: pink!  oh I get lil gloves!

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Pewds: wat?! PJ:oh- wat, okay.

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PJ: felix, bend over pls~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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PJ: never done this before *mhm*

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*sexy ;) *

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PJ: you're like a sexy anime school girl * preach!! he always has tbh *

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Pewds: you dunno how to do highlights??

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Pewds: oh i know how to *hand motion* I mean Pft!

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Pewds: not that I would know * so manly*

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Pewds: nneheneh wOAH!

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Pewds: wHAT DID YOU JUST DO??

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PJ: I'm trying to apply- I think we need water y'know?

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PJ: ooooh

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PJ: alright (✿◠‿◠)

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PJ: oh that makes sense.

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Pewds: hey could you do like a rainbow?? *fabulous fam*

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PJ: i could try. ( atleast PJ makes an effort (▰˘◡˘▰) )

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PJ: i mean- Pewds: that'd be cool. PJ: yeaaah

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Pewds: * 2 lil girls* this is us right now PJ. * I see the resemblence*

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*giggles*

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PJ: OH y'know everyone's gonna say your copying markiplier ( more like mini ladd with that pink hair)

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PJ: with the uh red hair! (it's pink tho)

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Pewds: No i got it ferst!

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Pewds: MARK.

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PJ: well this isn't like.. Pewds: it's not mah color!!?

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PJ: no i mean i think it looks good, but..

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PJ: well I think if you wanna go rainbow.. * pewds looks fabb*

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PJ: were gonna need some red.. aswell..

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Pewds: okay, I can do red ( now its mrkiplir)

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PJ: oh well thats not- OHH- well thats MUCH more effective!

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Pewds: I'm gonna look gr8!

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Pewds: you're gonna be super- so super jealous

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PJ: yeah I think we're nearly just about done here.

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PJ: I just wanna be sure- Pewds: HOW MUCH ARE YOU PUTTING IN??

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PJ: well you said you wanted a lot right? Pewds: No I DID NOT  SAY THAT! WTF? PJ: oh okay. (my bad)

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PJ: Uh yeah, that's pretty uh- Pewds: AUGH IT FEELS  WEIRD (⊙︿⊙✿)

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PJ: yeah. I think that looks pretty uh,it's my best work yet!

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PJ:  What was it? The first time we played uh, did uh Pewds: wait PJ: face tattoos, then we did..

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Pewds: UUUUH NOO

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Pewds: I hope this washes out

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PJ: oh you got another one here.

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Pewds: oh shit is this permanent for life?? right here.

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Pewds: well PJ, it's always a pleasure isn't it PJ: oh yeah! I love it Pewds: thank you for coming over PJ: when are we doing this next?

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*no  more suffering pls* * my hairs the most i can take* *pls*

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Pewds: okay, well check out PJ (best youtsuber)

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Pewds: I'll leave a link in the description

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Pewds: thank- thank you, i guess... PJ: yeah no problem man! Anytime, anytime, Litterally anytime.

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Pewds: I DUNNO WHY I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FUKIN GUESSING GAME. YOUR TOO GOOD AT THESE. PJ: Im too good at these.

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Pewds: I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY PJ!

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*and CUT*

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*lmao PJ's face*

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WATCH TILL THE END

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Subtitles by - DemigodGirl and The Riddler

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* just do it mannn*

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*become apart of the fam*

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*anyway, Sub to PJ today.*

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