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Pewds: How's it going bros? My name is

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PEWWWWWWWWWWWDIEPIE

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*awkward laugh*

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that was perfect.

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??: No, it wasn't!

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P: And I am here with, Anime man.

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Anime Man: Yep, that's my name *wheeze*

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P: And now we're gonna watch some

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Anime (WOOOWWW (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧)

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A: Are we?

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P: No...

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A: Oh *disappointed laughter*

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P: Damn dog. Have you done this?

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A: No.

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P: So you don't know what this is?

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A: No, but I can kinda guess from what--

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Pewds: shjdjdhufhwuej

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It's a competition.

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A: Okay, I'm sorry.

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P: Okay, whoever wins is The King of Anime.

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A & P: *laughter*

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It seems fair.

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A: Yeah, that's-that makes sense

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*more laughter*

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P: Okay. So the point of this game... uh, is that...

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It will show a random picture from WikiHow, right?

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A: Right, yeah.

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P: You know WikiHow-- yeah, they always have those strange out of context--

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A: Like that?

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P: Yeah. A: (laughs)

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P: A lot of that, like that, and we have to guess

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Which one it's for, and we'll keep (clap) score and the one (clap) that wins (clap) is The King (clap) of Anime   ヽ(^◇^*)/

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A: Okay. *laughs*

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Because we all know, The King of Anime can find every wikiHow article that exists on the internet.

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P: It seems fair.

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A: Yeah.

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P: And the loser is The King of Hentai. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 A: I think I'd rather be a *unintelligible*

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P & A: *laughter*

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P: Moving on!

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Alright, how to..?

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A: Okay. So that's...

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Shaggy and a cat with a mustache.

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P: That is Shaggy, actually

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A: That's Shaggy!

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P: *laughs*

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A: It's like a cleanly shaved Shaggy!

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Oh wait, or is that a clue?

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P: What do you mean?

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A: No, cause... Shaggy-- he looks like a druggo

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Oh, well not in this picture .

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P: Don't diss my boy Shaggy.

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A: I'm not dissing my boy shaggy (SG: He is. Get him, Pewds)

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P: We have some options that--

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A: *laughs*

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P: I feel like I should tell you-- we have some options.

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*Pewds reads*

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A: Mhmm

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P: What does that mean? 
A: It means how to...

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P: BUT, HOW DOES THAT RELATE?

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- It's basically how to satisfy yourself--

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P: --with a cat

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A: --With a cat with a moustache

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I mean, I'd be very invested in that, to be fair.

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P: Alright, this is why you're the Hentai King

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A: *snorts* P: *laughs*

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A: Already!

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P:  *reads*
A: Don't be PewDiePie (so sad)

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*angery music*

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P: *goes through all 5 stages of grief*

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P: *laughs*

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Why would you say that?

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I though we were having a good time!

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A: Yeah, we are! I'm just being real with you.

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How to respond to sarcasm, clearly I need to learn that one.

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A & P: *laugh*

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P: *reads*

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A: *rereads* like..?

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FTB? For The Boys?

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P: what? A: That's the thing we used to say in Australia

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P: Oh okay A: For The Boys.

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P: Well, we're not in Australia now. 
A: Tits out for the boys.

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P: (looks genuinely disgusted) EW!

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A: Okay. Well, clearly, it's not how to respond to.... Okay, uh actually could be *laughs*

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P: I have my guess

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A: Really? P: yeah

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A: I have no fucking idea

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What--? How does Shaggy have to do with any of this?

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P: I don't think it's shaggy *laughs*

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A: That is shaggy. I'm sticking with Shaggy.

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P: okay

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A: Uh, I'm gonna say--

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P: Okay, well you have to say it.

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A: Okay, I think it's how to respond the sarcasm. P: Okay, good. Because, I think it's how to be interesting

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A: really?

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P: Yeah,something you don't know anything about. I said the joke first, go.

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P: YEAHHHHH A: NOOOOOO

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A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

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P: This is born by the uninteresting-ness. Just take it, you lost.

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A: Oh my god

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P: You suck

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P: (chants and claps) King of Anime King of Anime

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A: (joins in, offbeat)

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A: Well, that's alright 'cause I'd rather be The King of Hentai

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P: *akward silence*

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A: But, I'll do my best *laughs*

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P: Yeah you better

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A: *laughs* I'm not gonna purposely lose.

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P: Another one

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P: Oh God! What the... *laughs*

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A: Oh, how to--

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P: *more laughter*

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A: How to be a good artist..?

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P: I don't think so

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A: That-what is happening? How to make your own death mask?

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A: How to..? (confused)

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A: How to-- P: *interrupts*

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A: How to escape your own body? P: exactly

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P: *reads*

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A: alright.

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P: that was kind of what you were saying. A: H- kinda *laughs*

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A: *reads*

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P: How to have fun without Friends?

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P: *inhales deeply* Is it working?

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A: you can't-- *laughs*

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A: *reads*

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P: (sarcastically) That's the one! (x2)

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A: 'Cause, when you get that RIGHT TEXT you just escape from your body.

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P: That relatable moment when you just get the best text. (RELATABLE)

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A: That HEYYYY with four y's, was just *motions* a--

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out-of-body experience

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Both: *groan*

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A: What does how to channel, mean? How to channel what?

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P: Like, chi? (confused)

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A: Just doing the opposite of that, right now.

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A: *reads* That could f---ing apply to anything

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P: Well, that's the point of the game.

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A: Okay.

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P: I'm picking how to channel
A: I'm gonna say how to channel, as well

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*gasp*

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Both: WHAT?!?

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P: How to-- Oh, how to channel

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No, correct answer is how to have fun without friends... P: What?

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P: WHAT???

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何 the fuck? (LOL)

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- Wait, is the face the friend, that doesn't exist?

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P: Just make a friend out of yourself *laughs*

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A: Is this like a really odd way of saying,

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"Just look in the mirror!"

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P: Did anyone guess that right?

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A: No, well... clearly, if they did they clearly have fun without fri-- *laughs*

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P: Yeah, well done to you.

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A: Yeah, well done.

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P: Alright, next one.

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P: OH!

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P: *yells again* A: How to..?

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P: Get demonetized.

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A: Yeah, how to get a colonoscopy *snickers*

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P: How to seduce? (try again, Pewds) A: *reads*

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P: Why would you make that?
A: Is the smell coming from the butthole?

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A: Is that why she's like *(╯ಊ╰)*

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A: *reads second option*

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A: Well... clearly, she's doing it wrong; in that case.

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P: No, that one's right. You lay down on the carpet, floor, thing, bed.

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A: Spread your butt cheek.

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P: *reads third option, correctly* A: *reads fourth option*

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P: That one! A: That face! (x3)

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A: That makes sense.

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P: I'm picking that one!

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A: That face will definitely do it. P: *laughs*

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A: I think it's the cervx-- cervix-- the thing I can't pronounce. Cervix--

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P: I don't know how to pronounce it either. Okay--

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A: *still trying to sound it out*

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P: You go with that one

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A: Yeah... P: I think I'll go with...

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P: It can't be how to perform a lap dance.

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A: If it is... I'm reading this article. (ew.)

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P: Well it has to be this one.

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P: OHHhhh thank god

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A: *cry of defeat*

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Can we look at what Cervicitis is? (cer·vi·ci·tis /ˌsərvəˈsīdəs/noun MEDICINE
inflammation of the cervix)

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P: How do we get that right? A: Well because, I just guessed because it kind of sounds like cervix

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P: Oooooooh

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P & A:  AHHHHHHH *yell franticaly while trying to close the tab*

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P: Don't Google Cervicitus.

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A: *is scarred for life*

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P: DO NOT DO THAT!
A: Why did you go to images? *chuckles*

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P: *in squeaky voice* because I wanted to see

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P: I kinda need to see it again; just to know what I saw.

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A: no, I don't.

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P: I need to see it again, just so I can forget about it. *laughs*

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A: You know, like--

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P: It looked like the alien--

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A: AAHHHHH *yells in terror*

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A: ooh stop, stop. It looked like the alien coming out of the...

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P: Let's just move on. Let's just move on.

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P: Let's forget about it. This never happened. We're okay

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P: This is us right now.

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A: Yeah, that's me on the right being like "WHAT THE FUCK?"

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P: Okay

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A: Why does it have a tongue sticking out?

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A: Also, why does the woman look like a man?

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P: I don't know

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A: That's a strong jawline for a woman.

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P: That is a strong jawline

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A:*reads first option* wait, why is there two of those?

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P: Is it 50/50? *laughs*

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A: One of those is correct

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P: *rereads*

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P: How to become FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET!! *laughs*

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P: That's all you do!

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A: Yeah, you just-- you just do one of these. Give 'em one of these.

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P: *more confidently* Just give 'em one of those. that's how I started my channel

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A: *badly imitates Pewds*

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P: *tongue reading* my name is PewDiePie *laugh*

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P: *reads last option*

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A: I mean, it's not.

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P: okay, I think it... it's, uh...

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P: How-- warning signs. Because I think the sign here is that... he's drunk.

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A: Oh, is that what it is?

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P: But, which one? I'll play-- I'll click this one, but that's yours.... A: Yeah... P: Okay.

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A: (clap) HELL YEAH!! P: *Angery noises* A: WHAT'S GOING ON

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A: Yeah! Look how chill but look how chill back the woman is.

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P: He's not chill! A:*giggles*

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P: He's not chill at all!

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P: Goddamnit

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A: what's the score? P: I think we're equal.

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A: Okay, okay. P: Goddammit this is so intense

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P: I really wanna... become--

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A: The King of Anime?

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A: *reads shirt* or is it eim honest? P: It's eim honest

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A: it's eim honest *laughs*

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P: Or it's I.. on.

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A: It's In ho-nest

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A: *reads first option*

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P: *clap clap clap*

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P: I don't think that's the shirt you want to wear. A: No.

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P: *reads section option in confusion*

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P: *reads third option in amusement* *reads final option* Why does that one keep appearing?? *chuckles sadly*

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P: I think how to love yourself. A: I think it's how to love yourself too.

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P: Then should we just go with that?

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*instant regret*

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P: Alpha male? Does that mean we're not alpha male?

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A: We're clearly beta, as fuck.

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P: We are both a bunch of betas.

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A: Yeah, we're not honest. That means we're beta. *laughs in beta*

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A: oh, how to...

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A: what the f--k is that?

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A: Is that a vial of blood with five spoons? P: What you never use five spoons? (wtf)

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A: What is happening? P: why the five spoons? A: Is that how to play the spoons? Please say that's one of the options (nope).

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P: *reads first option*

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What's that-- oh,  the card game.

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A: Oooooh

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P: Is that the one? I feel like that's the one.

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A: That has to be it

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P: Because that's how they use it. my-- I'm told all the time

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P: That's how you know, five spoons.

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P: The old "Five Spoon Trick".

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P: that's right

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A: thank God.

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P: I don't know if I'm happy or--

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A: I don't want someone pouring their period [blood] over five spoons

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P: okay...

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P: Oh! A:That's how I feel right now, just...

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A: How to stay positive? You know I saw it when I walked in the comments

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P: How to make YouTube videos?

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A: How to be a successful YouTuber.

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P: How to make a thumbnail. That would actually be a good thumbnail. Should we do that? (😂😂)

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A: It's a terrible thing
P: It's perfect!

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P: How to...

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A: *reads first option*

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P:That seems about right

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P: Get fired!

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A: Like,

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"Please don't fire me."

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A: *reads second option* P: Okay...

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A: Your crush is going to f-----g love that

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A: *reads third option*

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P: I like how that's a actual article that they wrote, as well. A: Yeah... Like it's not

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P: *reads last option*

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A: Oh, well, that's clearly not it because we-- we would have peed ourselves because  we already did that

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P: Oh.. (uh oh, I think Pewds had an accident)

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A: Just, just false. Just be happy (laughs)

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A: I reckon it is... How to get along with your crush. P: I think so, too. Because you-- you have you have to just fake it. A: Yeah

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P: What is this saying about us, Joey? What does this say about us? (oof)

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A: What does this mean? P: (repeats)

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I need to see this article.

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A: Where is the face? Oh, there it is.

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A: Wait... Fake it 'till you make it?

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A: That's horrible!

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P: What the hell does that mean?

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A: It means even if you don't like them just pretend you like them.

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P: what da fucck?

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A: that's f----d!

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P: UHHHhh...

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I'm gonna say it's something like... how to...

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A: OH my GODD. What the f--k is that?

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P: It reminds me, of like, in Sims when you have to talk to the mirror to increase your charisma. A: *wheeze*

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A: It could be.

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A: So, how to...

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P: how to practice speeches?

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A: Yeah,  how to impersonate Nickelback.

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Both: *laugh*

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Both: *Nickleback impression* That is a photograph!

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A: *reads first option*

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P: that could be it

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A: *reads second option*

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A: Well, she's clearly enjoying herself.

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P: Wait, what we already had that one didn't we?

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A: *reads third option*

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A: you know?

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P: If they're holding a frame *laughs*

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A: I've been there (haven't we all?)

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A: *reads final option* I'm gonna say... how to have fun without friends.

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P: Is that your final answer?

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A: Final answer!

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*Darth Vader Breaths*

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P: YEAHHHHHHHHH!

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P: (chants and claps) King of anime! King of anime!

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P: *bitch lasagna dance*

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A: Don't believe you- P: I can't.

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A: What?

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Hentai Man: I have to change my channel now to the Hentai man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry guys.

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A: I'm so sad. P:  I'm glad we got this settled here once and for all. Have fun being demonetized forever

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HM: Yeah, I know if that already wasn't a problem. P: Yeah.

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HM: Okay, first of all, how does what does that have to do with anything? (I am detected some high sodium levels)

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P: It's wikiHow

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HM: If you can't explain it, then you can get the point.

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P: Well she's practicing to be from the frame of a television

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P: Oh, you laugh.

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HM: That weirdly makes sense.

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P: You laugh (you lose)

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P: Ah, they redid the photo. HM: Ahhhh! It doesn't count!

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P: Ah, Come on

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HM: it doesn't count. P: Come on.

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P: Well, I guess we'll have to do part two in another year

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Both: yearly for The Anime Olympics

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P: All right. Hope you guys enjoyed this video check out Joey's channel called The Hentai Man, now A: It's called The Hentai Man now

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A: So if you want good quality Hentai come to your boy. P: Anime out じゃね (See 'ya). A: (laughs)

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P: Tuber Simulator is now so relevant

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that is got a brand-new minigame!

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CRANIAC!

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Drop the crane and get fresh items only available on the washing machine-like game!

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And you say there's more OF COURSE THERE IS!

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New knowledge perks! New quests! And new Pixelings! And legs!

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Guys..... LEGS!