WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.060 --> 00:00:05.860 If this video gets 5,000 retweets. My mom is going to buy me an Xbox . 00:00:06.100 --> 00:00:06.860 Please guys. 00:00:07.120 --> 00:00:10.340 Can we smash 5,000 likes on this video? 00:00:10.660 --> 00:00:15.140 And CEO of YouTube, Susan Wojcicki, has agreed to take me to prom! 00:00:15.380 --> 00:00:17.520 Pleaseeee guys if this video gets... 00:00:17.860 --> 00:00:19.860 (Earrape) 10,000,000,000 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:23.480 Elon Musk will send me to space and leave me there. 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:27.080 That's right haters, no more YouTube videos 00:00:28.100 --> 00:00:30.660 Begging for likes, it's something that we all do. 00:00:31.440 --> 00:00:32.920 #Relatable. 00:00:33.220 --> 00:00:34.940 Leave a like if you agree on that one. 00:00:35.120 --> 00:00:40.120 But when does begging for likes just become too much, too annoying? 00:00:40.380 --> 00:00:41.640 Sometimes, I like to sneak a little 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:45.020 "Hey guys, did you enjoy this video? Be sure a leave a LiKe!" 00:00:45.160 --> 00:00:51.420 But some people just take it too far. Some people have no integrity and they just start yelling. 00:00:51.620 --> 00:00:52.760 1oNEjidshsakhghafghdsagfmillonlikes? 00:00:52.820 --> 00:00:54.280 They start screaming 00:00:54.460 --> 00:00:55.120 (Bass boost) ArRRGHHGHGGH 00:00:55.480 --> 00:00:56.680 And they are ANG- 00:00:56.680 --> 00:00:58.480 It makes me ANGRIY. 00:00:58.480 --> 00:00:58.980 What are you? 00:00:58.980 --> 00:00:59.480 (Text-to-speech) ｇａｙ? 00:00:59.480 --> 00:01:00.840 (Sive puts Senfield music) 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:06.180 Now with the latest trend of things... I'm just gonna keep em' up here (huehue) 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:09.860 of begging for likes has gone- it's gone too far 00:01:10.360 --> 00:01:15.660 You've gone two steps too far. It makes me so mad 00:01:15.800 --> 00:01:19.640 I could snap my back into half right now. 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:22.540 The new trend of begging for likes has become 00:01:22.740 --> 00:01:30.140 Can I get better grades please for retweets you may have seen this tweet it got hundred and thirty seven thousand retweets 00:01:30.579 --> 00:01:32.879 Hundred thousand retweets and mr. 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:38.699 Fryer will bub my 89.2% to a ninety percent from last semester 00:01:39.189 --> 00:01:41.789 Probably won't happen, but we'll try 00:01:48.020 --> 00:01:53.229 We will try to get me a better grade apparently a lot of people obviously bought into this 00:01:53.229 --> 00:01:55.538 I mean it got 137 thousand retweets 00:01:55.700 --> 00:02:03.250 No, I'm not salty that this got more retweets than my engagement. That's not it at all. Okay. This is the dumbest shit 00:02:03.250 --> 00:02:08.110 I've ever seen I don't know how the American school system works. I don't know how grades work 00:02:08.110 --> 00:02:13.269 They're basically what we had at least in university was three is past and five is maximum 00:02:13.269 --> 00:02:15.250 So you either get nothing three four or five? 00:02:15.250 --> 00:02:22.209 And then you get a beverage from that if it works somewhat similar that she needs a 4.0. I'm sorry, but you suck 00:02:22.209 --> 00:02:27.069 Why are so many people retweeting this and why did this teacher I? 00:02:28.130 --> 00:02:33.039 Remember there was just no way in my school that you could even sweet talk anything about 00:02:33.110 --> 00:02:38.110 Changing the grade if you thought the teacher could made a mistake you could bring that up and be like hey 00:02:38.110 --> 00:02:39.670 Sorry you corrected this 00:02:39.670 --> 00:02:45.339 But I think the injection should be like this it happened and the teacher would change it but doing it for retweets 00:02:45.380 --> 00:02:51.309 I'm sorry, but what the hell that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen I worked so damn hard okay 00:02:51.310 --> 00:02:53.380 So no one else should get anything for free 00:02:54.200 --> 00:02:59.619 People shouldn't get things for free now apparently this is not the only time this has been a thing we need 00:03:00.380 --> 00:03:05.400 24,000 retweet by June 1st, this is posted just a few weeks before we need 00:03:06.400 --> 00:03:11.060 24,000 retweet by June for no accounting final help us 00:03:11.060 --> 00:03:11.700 why 00:03:12.880 --> 00:03:14.880 Why 00:03:18.380 --> 00:03:22.329 Just take the test like everyone else why did the teacher agree to this 00:03:22.329 --> 00:03:24.849 Yeah, you know what that's a lot of retweet 00:03:24.850 --> 00:03:25.370 I 00:03:25.370 --> 00:03:31.630 Suppose there will be no final who cares what you learn or not if you can get a lot of retweets on 00:03:31.730 --> 00:03:36.220 The internet that is the most that is the most valuable source of all time 00:03:36.980 --> 00:03:39.579 Anything else has no real importance or value 00:03:40.310 --> 00:03:46.899 Learning things is not important as retweets how about that lesson to you kids so a lot of people started to 00:03:47.569 --> 00:03:53.439 Try and recreate this if we can get five thousand retweets my accounting class has no final 00:03:54.020 --> 00:03:56.499 twitter do your thing go Twitter go! 00:03:57.020 --> 00:03:59.660 If we work together we can do anything! 00:03:59.660 --> 00:04:00.160 No school! 00:04:00.170 --> 00:04:03.489 Yay, oh, you got 248 that's too bad 00:04:04.099 --> 00:04:05.510 attention Twitter 00:04:05.510 --> 00:04:12.039 Misses Kiska calculus teacher had offers to give us three student in the picture a passing grade 00:04:12.300 --> 00:04:20.220 If this gets 25 thousand retweets, please help us with this. Oh, No it only got 78 retweets. Oh no 00:04:21.280 --> 00:04:24.840 They're not gonna pass their grade. 00:04:25.630 --> 00:04:30.519 My heart bleeds for these students wearing wearing a vest and a tie 00:04:30.789 --> 00:04:34.569 I can't even tell who is the student and who's the teacher these people are struggling in school 00:04:34.570 --> 00:04:37.689 I've got 10 days left come on guys oh 00:04:38.599 --> 00:04:40.599 He tweeted @Ninja 00:04:41.840 --> 00:04:46.989 Ninja please I'm gonna--. Ninja, please. I need your help, man 00:04:47.780 --> 00:04:54.360 Ninja why? Did you not retweet these what the Frick dude? You could have used your fortnite influence 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:56.949 so selfish some people oh, man 00:04:56.949 --> 00:04:58.949 I would have easily retweeted this 00:04:59.030 --> 00:05:04.000 Because this is just for a good cause okay everyone hate school hashtag 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:07.599 I hate school too leave a like on this video guys. Can we hit? 00:05:08.270 --> 00:05:10.270 50,000 likes in school will just disappear 00:05:10.880 --> 00:05:15.820 That's right my principal agreed upon it and if we get 1 million likes 00:05:16.039 --> 00:05:19.689 My teacher will perform seppuku and the whole school system 00:05:19.689 --> 00:05:26.520 And the universe will disappear the earliest example I can find of this was in in December last year. They asked for 00:05:26.520 --> 00:05:35.040 75,000 retweets to not get their final exam in international marketing at least if the subject is marketing and you managed to get 00:05:35.080 --> 00:05:41.380 50,000 retweets I said I can sort of understand that but just skipping your accounting exam is just like why 00:05:41.840 --> 00:05:44.080 500,000 retweets and mr 00:05:44.080 --> 00:05:50.470 Joseph will exempt our AP chemistry final we have until May 17 come on guys 00:05:50.659 --> 00:05:56.979 We this is a common common thing they use to get you into the retweets. Oh I get to be part of this joke 00:05:57.710 --> 00:06:01.720 Retweet so funny. Can you at least clean up your whiteboard? 00:06:02.270 --> 00:06:05.949 Every single time it's all American students - is it that bad 00:06:06.340 --> 00:06:13.580 In America are you ok America 1k retweets for the best teacher of LG to add us on snapchat? 00:06:13.660 --> 00:06:15.660 What you couldn't even hit it? 00:06:15.950 --> 00:06:21.640 Pathetic all right a thousand retweets. Do you know what that is to me nothing it means nothing to me? 00:06:21.940 --> 00:06:29.340 I absolutely garbage. This is despicable this whole thing reminds me of that Indian friendship meme how great you're all- OOF! 00:06:29.780 --> 00:06:32.420 Congratulations. Guys, my teacher said if we had 00:06:32.860 --> 00:06:39.200 20,000 retweets he will let go of my hand can we please do it? Oh man there's stuck at 00:06:39.300 --> 00:06:46.980 2600, damn guys can we please retweet this to stop this abuse some say they are still holding hands to this date 00:06:47.060 --> 00:06:52.690 It's actually a very nice romantic story again. I can't tell who's the teacher and the student 00:06:52.690 --> 00:06:56.290 What is wrong with your school. @GeraltButler my teacher mrs. 00:06:56.290 --> 00:07:03.309 Lemke is a huge fan and says that if we can get ten thousand retweets and a lunch date with you 00:07:03.310 --> 00:07:08.619 We will all get hundred of our English three final. Please help now. This is just sad 00:07:08.990 --> 00:07:11.169 This is sad because I know she'll do it 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:15.910 It's like all those guilt guilt tweets about going to the prom 00:07:15.950 --> 00:07:16.450 Hey 00:07:16.450 --> 00:07:23.050 If this gets 20 thousand retweets this celebrity will have to take me to prom how many retweets for you to take my senior 00:07:23.210 --> 00:07:27.879 Photos with me twenty five thousand and I get to wear this school sweatshirt 00:07:27.880 --> 00:07:32.230 And hold a trombone. How meme worthy and exciting, yay 00:07:32.390 --> 00:07:38.559 If this video gets five likes. I am going to release nude photos of my dog 00:07:38.560 --> 00:07:45.070 Please can we make it happen everybody. @Josephstalin how many retweets for you to wear my Сука Блять merch. 00:07:45.070 --> 00:07:51.580 Please respond come on Internet. Let's make this happen together together. We can do it yeah 00:07:51.590 --> 00:07:57.219 Yay. @despacito how many retweets to remake it in Swedish? 00:07:57.740 --> 00:08:00.340 Please guys if the internet works together 00:08:00.340 --> 00:08:06.969 We can make this happen if I get five hundred thousand retweets this can happen to me 00:08:06.970 --> 00:08:08.970 You didn't even get it. That's 00:08:09.140 --> 00:08:16.360 $4.99 by the way pathetic at least get the right amount it's literally just to become like a marketing tool now for companies 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:19.539 Look how many retweets yay 00:08:19.539 --> 00:08:23.679 I hate everything. I cannot feel joy anymore 00:08:23.930 --> 00:08:30.370 Help me. Can we get 50 likes to help restore any form of happiness in my heart? 00:08:30.470 --> 00:08:36.609 Please guys can we do it 500 retweets, and I'll wear the Crocs for graduation just do it 00:08:36.609 --> 00:08:41.280 Oh you did anyway even though you didn't get 500 no one cares 00:08:41.560 --> 00:08:46.780 Hundred retweets and I wear these babies to graduation no one cares 00:08:47.100 --> 00:08:53.020 150 retweets and I'll just do it. I don't care the internet is not your like machine 00:08:53.230 --> 00:08:57.310 How many retweets will it take for you to go to prom with me? 10k. 00:08:57.310 --> 00:09:02.950 You know she's saying you're basically ugly, right? Hey look at that. I got an air kiss for ten ten thousand retweets great 00:09:02.950 --> 00:09:09.129 Hey, David, how many retweets for me to go on a date with your mom? Twenty-five thousand should be enough, yes 00:09:09.160 --> 00:09:12.399 I'll treat her nice. It will be a good time. 00:09:12.399 --> 00:09:18.969 Guys. Help me get thousand retweets so I can can my awesome teacher to prom how about a thousand retweets to? 00:09:19.040 --> 00:09:24.969 Make you learn how to spell. Can my awesome teacher. Well done. Well done. Good job 00:09:26.750 --> 00:09:32.109 It even got a thousand almost like Jesus Christ. Help her get five thousand retweets 00:09:32.390 --> 00:09:38.199 Through her teacher wrong how does that prove your teacher wrong if anything you can't spell 00:09:38.510 --> 00:09:41.109 Despite having a Word document help you autocorrect 00:09:41.990 --> 00:09:43.430 Jesus Christ 00:09:43.430 --> 00:09:47.440 Retweet for bonus meme. Wow Brad 2, sad much 00:09:47.959 --> 00:09:53.349 My wife said if I get 1 million like I can name our son Goku just do it 00:09:53.350 --> 00:10:01.120 I don't care my wife boyfriend say if this post can get 500 retweets. He'll buy me a nintendo switch. 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:09.700 Please guys if there's one thing if we all work together. Get this man a Nintendo from his wife's boyfriend 00:10:09.700 --> 00:10:15.969 It's for a good cause dropping my new song monday. If this gets a hundred thousand retweets thousand retweets ah 00:10:18.860 --> 00:10:23.649 That's the thing everyone deletes them when they don't hit the goal I see you okay? 00:10:23.649 --> 00:10:30.928 I know what you're up to. We need to shame these people Rita Ora shame on you by the way make Twitter get hacked 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:36.599 Somebody's threatening to release new music. I've worked really hard on that no one wants to hear 00:10:37.149 --> 00:10:40.078 Listen it was funny. Once I get it the whole 00:10:41.139 --> 00:10:45.389 Retweet to get Carter his nuggets. It was funny. It was memable 00:10:45.389 --> 00:10:51.719 It was weird okay, and the fact that this tweet has more retweets than Barack Obama tweet 00:10:52.509 --> 00:10:55.769 There's something beautiful about that, but these cringy ass kids 00:10:55.779 --> 00:11:01.229 Just do your homework instead next time how about that and stop wasting my time. I don't want to see this thing 00:11:01.229 --> 00:11:06.940 I don't want to hear about it. Just to stop. Thank you for watching this video if we hit 5,000 likes 00:11:06.960 --> 00:11:11.460 I will enter this closet, and I will never come back. That's right 00:11:11.460 --> 00:11:12.940 All we need. 00:11:12.940 --> 00:11:14.940 5000 is too little? 500k likes 00:11:14.940 --> 00:11:16.940 and I'll never come back. 00:11:17.140 --> 00:11:21.100 I'll be waiting just let me know when we hit 00:11:21.100 --> 00:11:22.440 500k okay? 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:27.080 Just promise to let me know, so I know when to come out. Remember to like 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.080 00:11:29.080 --> 00:11:30.580 00:11:30.580 --> 00:11:31.080 Jesus Christ is being held hostage in the Pentagon.