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(bass boosted) 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:07.980 I am Gloria Borger, and you're watching poo news (The most trusted news source) 00:00:08.100 --> 00:00:11.380 Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo 00:00:11.380 --> 00:00:20.960 {Pew News Intro] 00:00:21.080 --> 00:00:23.360 Good evening I'm Gloria Borger 00:00:23.369 --> 00:00:25.380 And you're watching poo news, 00:00:25.380 --> 00:00:28.100 the most trustworthy new site on the planet. 00:00:28.100 --> 00:00:30.479 Our first story comes from youtuber 00:00:30.880 --> 00:00:32.200 Jesse Welle 00:00:32.200 --> 00:00:33.460 from Twitter. 00:00:33.460 --> 00:00:34.500 MEH! 00:00:34.540 --> 00:00:36.540 Remember when VidCon was good? 00:00:36.540 --> 00:00:37.440 Now 00:00:37.440 --> 00:00:41.600 it's just a big commercial trying to make money off creators. 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:43.500 FaZe Banks added, "Vidcon's 00:00:44.020 --> 00:00:46.020 garbage, bro." 00:00:46.020 --> 00:00:47.170 *Pewds has a seizure* 00:00:47.170 --> 00:00:50.100 Wait a minute wait wait hold on here 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:55.140 Are you telling me that guilting creators into the fact that if they don't attend VidCon 00:00:55.539 --> 00:00:57.219 they don't love their fans 00:00:57.220 --> 00:01:02.920 But despite them being the main event for the whole thing and charging people 150 to 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.300 750 dollars and not paying any of the creators 00:01:07.119 --> 00:01:11.600 despite being the main attraction and the whole drive to anyone being there 00:01:11.600 --> 00:01:14.039 is using the creator and youtubers 00:01:15.400 --> 00:01:18.419 I am Gloria Borger, and I'm not supposed to give my own 00:01:19.119 --> 00:01:22.679 Thoughts into the poo news. I'm supposed to remain (unbiased) 00:01:23.409 --> 00:01:25.409 unbiased but this seems 00:01:26.080 --> 00:01:28.080 It seems a little strange to me 00:01:28.600 --> 00:01:35.129 Jesse come on it's always been like this everyone knows this I personally prefer PAX because then 00:01:35.650 --> 00:01:39.059 They do a really good job at making it a good experience to meet your fans 00:01:39.060 --> 00:01:43.740 and there's an actual event on the side as well. You go to VidCon and 00:01:44.229 --> 00:01:50.008 Ther-this- there's nothing there, there's nothing to do. There's no real fun attraction 00:01:50.009 --> 00:01:56.309 It's really just a bunch of kids hoping to spot youtubers. I honestly think that the closest simulation to hell is 00:01:56.860 --> 00:02:03.059 -is me being at VidCon. Just-you just hear screaks. Just huge, shrill shrieks coming 00:02:03.059 --> 00:02:04.000 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Logan Paul fans when they see Logan Paul* 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:08.829 And you're like, what, I am in hell. Sorry. I just use this news to rip on VidCon 00:02:08.830 --> 00:02:16.119 I don't have anything personal against it, but it's always been like this and people will always keep attending VidCon just for the sake of 00:02:16.880 --> 00:02:23.979 Feeling relevant, feeling like finally someone cares about me; that one kid knew who I was... hurray. Personally 00:02:23.980 --> 00:02:25.370 I've grown so sick of the whole 00:02:25.370 --> 00:02:32.020 Concept that you need to idolize someone and and and treat them like they're more than just a person. Any sort of fan meetup that 00:02:32.020 --> 00:02:35.949 I get where I just get to actually talk like a normal person to another person 00:02:36.470 --> 00:02:42.100 It's just a hundred times more enjoyable. That's just me, that's just my personal opinion 00:02:42.100 --> 00:02:43.940 I know a lot of people like to be 00:02:43.940 --> 00:02:49.449 Revered and wanted and and I don't know that's just not me and that's not me have okay. Well actually you know 00:02:49.450 --> 00:02:50.900 I'll just leave it at that 00:02:50.900 --> 00:02:51.709 POOPOOPOOPOOPOOPOOP 00:02:51.709 --> 00:02:59.619 YouTube announced their new YouTube Red programs and, HMMMM, it would seem that there's no youtubers 00:03:00.890 --> 00:03:07.330 Oh my god. They should just remove the "You" from YouTube already. A lot of people got really mad about this 00:03:07.330 --> 00:03:12.730 The only real youtubers were the slow mo guys we got Kevin Hart Will Smith Demi Lovato 00:03:13.310 --> 00:03:17.470 They got their own YouTube Red shows now. If you watch the latest 00:03:17.470 --> 00:03:18.709 uhhhhhhh 00:03:18.709 --> 00:03:24.639 YouTube rewind you understand that there's such a disconnect between what YouTube wants to be and what YouTube is 00:03:24.920 --> 00:03:32.679 YouTube is becoming more like TV. People have really like been complaining at YouTube for years, like [for] over five years people have been saying 00:03:32.679 --> 00:03:36.900 *ju5t r3move teh YOU phr0m youtu8e CUz ur n0t r1y YOUtub3 4nymORe* 00:03:36.900 --> 00:03:40.510 But it just keeps on going in that direction. It just keeps going and 00:03:41.600 --> 00:03:49.359 Simultaneously you now have TV stars and movie stars like big ones like Will Smith wanting to become youtubers; very clearly 00:03:49.610 --> 00:03:54.820 Trying to grow an audience here and other TV stars as well. I find that very interesting 00:03:55.549 --> 00:04:00.309 I wonder if in the future will people go to Hollywood to try and become youtubers 00:04:00.310 --> 00:04:04.060 But it's the the whole shift between two different worlds meeting is really 00:04:04.340 --> 00:04:11.800 Interesting in YouTube's defense they did make a lot of shows with creators already. I imagine they weren't that successful 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:15.000 *1 w4s t0ld 7hat 5C4RE PEWD1EPi3 was 1 of their be5t 0n3s.* 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:16.000 *HURR3Y* 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:17.600 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 *meme review* 00:04:18.400 --> 00:04:19.000 tfw no meme review 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:20.000 *wheeze* 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:24.969 For me scare PewDiePie was a great idea because it made it a lot of my audience buy YouTube red 00:04:24.970 --> 00:04:26.560 and if you buy YouTube red 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:31.239 and then watch my videos I get a better cut instead of just someone that watched an ad or 00:04:31.520 --> 00:04:36.189 Has adblock or whatever so for a business model it really makes sentence 00:04:36.190 --> 00:04:41.920 It's a honestly a great idea that I'm honestly all for. We all know what happened with scare PewDiePie whoever's fault it was 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:46.659 It doesn't matter. It's besides the point, but I can't hate on them for doing this 00:04:46.660 --> 00:04:53.800 I I feel like they they're just trying out something new right now there isn't enough incentive in my opinion to buy YouTube red 00:04:54.260 --> 00:04:59.800 It's also not available in a lot of countries at least if they give you some more shows even though 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:05.919 They are just trying to be Netflix in a way at least if they give more incentive it might give more people into the idea 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:11.710 Of getting YouTube Red because it is a good thing, but what do I personally think as Gloria Borger? 00:05:11.710 --> 00:05:13.839 I'm not supposed to give my personal thoughts 00:05:13.970 --> 00:05:20.020 But me personally it would be great if you could just for a very lower price say $2.99 00:05:20.020 --> 00:05:22.299 You can sponsor a specific channel 00:05:22.300 --> 00:05:26.950 And then you won't get ads on that channel and maybe some other fun stuff as well 00:05:26.950 --> 00:05:31.119 It would be great if I could have that sponsor part, and that would just be so great 00:05:36.740 --> 00:05:43.810 Which brings me to the final topic which we'll discuss a little further some Twitter weasel posted yesterday 00:05:44.390 --> 00:05:51.069 Imagine having a contract set with Disney Netflix and YouTube that assured you vast wealth 00:05:52.100 --> 00:05:56.890 international recognition for playing video games for 10 minutes a day and the only 00:05:57.230 --> 00:05:59.619 Condition was you not say the N word 00:05:59.780 --> 00:06:03.790 this is based off an article from The Daily Dot PewDiePie blasts YouTube's ad 00:06:03.950 --> 00:06:08.950 Revenues says he's just a hat salesman now so the article that this tweet is based off 00:06:08.950 --> 00:06:11.589 It isn't even true as well anyone that watched that video 00:06:11.900 --> 00:06:12.500 my last 00:06:12.500 --> 00:06:19.149 Pew News knows this I see this often on Twitter people sort of twist the facts of what's actually reality to get more retweets 00:06:19.400 --> 00:06:21.910 essentially and more retweets means it's true, right 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:25.480 *W0w th1s h4s 8000 r3tWEEts th!s MU5T 8E C0rrekT* 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:27.320 This tweet insinuates that 00:06:27.810 --> 00:06:30.109 Everything I got was for free 00:06:30.330 --> 00:06:32.069 it was given to me by 00:06:32.069 --> 00:06:37.188 Companies like Netflix and Disney it all insinuates that I all I do is just play games for ten minutes 00:06:37.189 --> 00:06:40.009 and that's it and finally it insinuates that I 00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:46.789 Lost all of this because I said the N word I broke the rules I was being racist it also paints this sort of convenient 00:06:46.830 --> 00:06:48.479 picture that AH~ 00:06:48.479 --> 00:06:53.748 He is making millions, and he should be so thankful to be in this position that he got for free 00:06:54.090 --> 00:06:57.859 But he's a racist and I'm not racist why am I not making millions? 00:06:57.859 --> 00:06:58.710 EURRRGGHHH 00:06:58.710 --> 00:07:04.639 I think that's why this tweet got so popular because it's a it's a narrative that makes them feel good about themselves 00:07:05.189 --> 00:07:07.939 Despite being true or not. I mean I never worked with Netflix 00:07:07.939 --> 00:07:09.939 I I never done anything with them 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:11.279 Disney did 00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:16.819 Absolutely nothing to help me get and grow to where I was it was all me as much as you don't like to admit that 00:07:16.819 --> 00:07:23.539 And I don't even play games anymore, and I'm sorry to say I'm doing just fine anyway normally 00:07:23.539 --> 00:07:27.408 I don't reply to Twitter posts like this it happens quite frequently. I'm used to it 00:07:27.409 --> 00:07:29.929 I don't care, but I thought since they were spreading misinformation 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:36.919 I should at least defend myself, so I replied pretty much with what I just said and I got blocked immediately 00:07:36.919 --> 00:07:44.628 Which summarized social politics on Twitter so perfectly I'm gonna block you so whatever idea. I have to you I can keep maintaining 00:07:45.539 --> 00:07:48.139 There's no room for conversation or anything like that 00:07:48.139 --> 00:07:52.489 I need to maintain my skewed world of reality so I can feel better about myself 00:07:52.620 --> 00:07:57.259 The only thing that was true about this tweet was that yes. I did in fact say the N word on 00:07:57.839 --> 00:08:03.859 On the live stream, and I'm not gonna pretend like that was fine. It was stupid. It was irresponsible and 00:08:05.190 --> 00:08:10.999 I'm trying to move past it. I'm trying to I don't know be better, but this whole militant approach to... 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:16.669 Just don't be racist why is everyone racist also you're a racist how come everyone is racist 00:08:16.669 --> 00:08:20.599 But me you're a racist if we look at the article that this 00:08:21.330 --> 00:08:24.260 This whole idea came from it was from the Daily Dot 00:08:24.870 --> 00:08:32.450 Pewdiepie blast YouTube's ad revenues says he's just a hat salesman the first line of this article says YouTube's most popular vlogger 00:08:32.640 --> 00:08:37.460 Says he's not making enough money on the platform. This is just straight out a 00:08:38.339 --> 00:08:39.860 Lie this is not you know 00:08:39.860 --> 00:08:44.870 I never said this it insinuates that I'm complaining that I'm not making enough money 00:08:45.060 --> 00:08:48.260 Which of course makes me look in a bad light everyone knows 00:08:48.260 --> 00:08:50.809 I wouldn't make a lot of money if I start complaining 00:08:50.810 --> 00:08:56.479 Oh, I'm gonna making enough money of course that makes me look stupid, and I didn't even say this so already, right off the bat 00:08:57.029 --> 00:09:00.439 You're slandering and spreading misinformation, and if you read further down 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:06.619 It said said a sarcastic PewDiePie, okay, so now you can say that it's sarcasm how convenient it 00:09:06.620 --> 00:09:11.120 Also mentions Paul says in the vlog in reference to Paul with thick 00:09:11.700 --> 00:09:13.700 sarcasm 00:09:15.810 --> 00:09:22.400 What a great article Josh Katzowitz. Josh, let me just tell you with the thick sarcasm 00:09:27.900 --> 00:09:33.229 This was a fantastic article you should be a writer. I don't care if people hate me 00:09:33.230 --> 00:09:35.539 I know I don't I don't have this whole thing 00:09:35.540 --> 00:09:40.520 I have to be friends with everyone at least hate me for the right reason don't skew facts and come up with different 00:09:40.680 --> 00:09:46.940 Things just to make if you make yourself feel better about how bad I am. I am bad, I'm not good, I'm not perfect I 00:09:47.490 --> 00:09:50.839 Never pretended to be it's silly to me to see how grossly 00:09:51.990 --> 00:09:55.490 Exaggerated this whole thing always becomes because it gets more clicks 00:09:55.490 --> 00:10:01.400 It gets more retweets doesn't matter if it's true or not last, but not least ad revenue is bad 00:10:01.709 --> 00:10:07.309 It's inefficient its unstable and unsecured model of revenue most youtubers 00:10:07.310 --> 00:10:13.849 Don't sustain themselves purely from ad revenue and most people wouldn't be able to do YouTube just from ad revenue 00:10:13.850 --> 00:10:15.850 It's just not enough 00:10:16.290 --> 00:10:22.129 Income unless you're uploading very frequently that doesn't mean I still don't make any money off youtube 00:10:22.130 --> 00:10:27.860 MrBeast even sent himself ad revenue really does suck I make more off a single brand deal than my whole monthly check 00:10:28.020 --> 00:10:32.420 My point is that it's inefficient. I'm not saying Oh boohoo. I'm not making enough 00:10:32.420 --> 00:10:35.839 I'm just saying it's not a it's not a great source of revenue 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:42.290 Thanks to everyone that did support the merch we almost sold twenty thousand which is insane. I'm super proud of it 00:10:42.290 --> 00:10:47.839 I wanted to do something that wasn't so obviously just PewDiePie and something that I would actually wear myself 00:10:47.910 --> 00:10:49.910 And I'm so glad a lot of people 00:10:50.070 --> 00:10:54.320 Enjoy that idea as well because I had really fun designing this even though. It's very simple 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:56.840 I look forward to do more stuff like this in the future 00:10:57.420 --> 00:11:03.499 A.S.S. is out on Nintendo switch, it's a real game a lot of people don't seem to understand. It's an actual game 00:11:03.500 --> 00:11:05.330 You could check it out make your own levels 00:11:05.330 --> 00:11:10.999 I'm going to be playing your levels very soon in the video so make sure you check it out link in the description 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.000 I'm Gloria Borger 00:11:13.380 --> 00:11:15.380 signing off 00:11:18.700 --> 00:11:21.620 did i do this again 00:11:21.620 --> 00:11:31.600 *The same intro because why not?* 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:33.600 👌