*Badass parkour skillss*
Video's brought to you by LootCrate
*Inspiring music*
*Fart noises*
Doesn't work.. does it
I'll tell you what does work
~Inflatables~
Today's video is ALL about inflatables. What's inflatable?
Brad.
*Laughter*
My ego is so inflated that I need to fill it with other items and that's what we're doing here today on the Pewdiepie channel
Let's go!
*More music*
Guess what the first item is..
That's right you guessed it..
Pet-er-a-no-don *Bad attempt at saying Pteranodon*
Inflatable.
Brad: Say that again. What is that, sorry?
*Nightmare robot voice*
Pet- pet-ter-a-don-on
*MOAR nightmare robot voice*
Ptera- P
Pter-
*Nightmare robot back for more*
P- Pteran-
-odon.
Pteronadon.
*Oh gawd*
Aw man this is going to take me so much effort to blow this up..
*Sigh*
The things I do for you Bros
*Blowing noises*
*Breathes heavily*
I'm exhausted..
*Loud vacuum noises*
Oh.
*Nice try Pewds*
Aw man..
So much effort..
F-fucking hell..
Eyy
Huehaha
Collect em' all!
Gotta Catch em' all! :D
Go PTERONADON
*Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuun*
Whoa.
Whoa dude..
That was fuckin' awesome
*moar epic music*
*kisses pteranodon*
It's a good pet-er-ar-nah-don
I thought they were called pet-pterodactyls
He knows
He'll put me under his wing any day
That's- uh *"pteranodon" voice* That's right
Is that a good voice?
*screeches/squawks*
*chuckles*
The fuck did you say about my mother?
Shut the fuck up. I will destroy you!
*Intense Music*
It's still alive
*Moar intense music*
Why won't you die?
*sad music plays*
Shh *huffs* shh *huffs* shhh shh shh
*moar sad music*
*Happy music kicks in*
I don't know what it is
We'll fill it up with my ego and see what comes out
Is this a furry costume?
You got me a fuckin' furry costume?
Who do you think I am? Pyrocynical?
Oh my gawd that's awesome!
*chuckles*
*the "vacuum" noises are back like the backstreet boys*
*over the machine* This is how I got Marzia.
This is- *turns machine off* This is how I got Mar- *turns it back on* -zia.
*rustles for plug*
I thought *some stumbling* I lost like half the air. Okay! Here we go.
Here we go! *jumps on inflatable horse*
Why? I just realised - why *chuckles* did I buy this?
Oh it's for kids.
*pewds contemplates his choices in life*
Yeah. No that was - uh - pretty shit.
The next item...
...Is...
...Always hilarious
*chuckles to himself*
That's funny.
...
It's a walking frame.
*laughing track*
Whooaa
Dawg yo dawg. This is cool, man.
Alright let's blow this shit up just like your mother does. *blows a kiss*
Yeah dat's right
*more "vacuum" noises*
Alright it's done.
Now let's see...if this thing works
Lol rip #Fail
I've fallen (And i cant get up XD)
I'm dying
*laughing at pewds*
Help me, Edgar
Help
Help me
Edgar
You son of a bitch (no pun intended)
What is the one thing we all want?
That's right. Boobs.
Inflatable boobs. Let's give it a go.
*Staring Intensifies*
One titty.
This kind of video that if my child - my child will see. *chuckles*
If I walk in and my kid is watching this video. *muttered* I'll be like "NO!"
Hi guys. Welcome to sniper wolf's channel.
You got ROASTED!
*explosion effects*
*breathes heavily*
*screams*
*screams more*
The next item is for - uh - cats.
I don't have a cat but I have Edgar. Edgar.
Hey, you're gonna look adorable. Alright. Just trust me. Alright.
*Makes out with thing*
*laughs*
Oh my god. Yes.
*laughs*
You're so cute!
Oh my god!
*Edgar voice* No. Don't look at me. Don't look at me! DO-AHH
This is how I kiss dogs.
*coughs*
*does what made him choke again*
Okay, so the next item is...party boy. Inflatable party boy.
I've probably bought five of these in my lifetime which is five more than you should ever buy.
I mean love - that's love at first sight right there look at those orangey lips and blue eyes.
I'm not even gonna blow this up because he's gonna use too much of my ego.
I kinda just like him as a skin suit you know.
Is it - should I...? *Brad (or Michael)* Kiss him.
*kisses Kenny from The Walking Dead Game*
So how are you guys doing? T-tell - so h-how are you guys- *Sponsor Eagle squawks*
What's that?
Sponsor Eagle?
*Epic rock music*
Sponsor Eagle is here.
Thank you.
Alright. Let's open - ohh!
We got a little bit of that!
Oh you know what that means ladies. A little foreplay.
Lootcrate. I love you. You're the best.
Like think about - we work with a lot of different brands
Lootcrate is the only one that let's us do what we want. *chuckles*
Check out lootcrate.com/pewds. Enter the code "pewds" [for 10% off].
Oh!
I'm opening last month's theme which is dystopian.
The theme changes every month on the 19th so you gotta order before then if you want the theme.
Next month's theme...is futuristic.
The only way to find out about the future is to order in the present.
Oh it's excited. It's a good package!
*Shakes box violently*
Oh ughhh
Oh god dammit it was so neatly packed.
A t-shirt
Holy shit. This is a cool one.
I like this one. It's RoboCop with - like a Japanese style. No it's not. Uh that was racist.
I mean why is there a sun behind it? Is it?
Really fucking cool. I like it. That's really cool.
Uh we have a Matrix puzzle because the Matrix is a puzzling series of movies - trilogy.
Pun intended
It has 300 - uh - puzzle pieces. You have to be 17 plus to - uh why?
What the fuck is in this puzzle?
I have never seen that before.
I wanna fucking do this puzzle now.
What is in this puzzle?
That's a brilliant thing.
I want to see Trinity's titties since I was 13.
Literally, Michael is terrified of me touching this item because he thinks the box is cool and he doesn't want me to ruin it so...
This is really cool. Fallout vinyl collectable. Oh. Phew.
You got scared, Michael? Don't worry. Nothing bad is gonna happen. Oh Brad has it. It's gone. *sobbing in the background* *pewds chuckles*
Are you happy?
So the next item- raaarrr
*Laugh-hiccup-chuckle*
You got scared, Brad. *laughs*
Wait what - what are these? I don't know what it is.
(I have know idea what they're saying lmao)
No I don't think this is for a kigs(?). You want to make a terminator cake? That's terrifying.
Ooh. I love this. I love this pin. I am a big fan of pins. This is a cool pin.
We have Bioshock Infinite. I love that game. I'm so excited. What could this be?
A key blank. Oh wait. That was the key. Where is the key?
Oh it's like in the game! Oh that's cool.
If you play the game and know the reference, you will be like *orgasm noises*
That's - that's the Lootcrate value, you know.
So it's got the bird or the cage. Is it the bird or the cage?!
*kisses box* Lootcrate, I love you. Thank you for supplying me with awesome items every month.
Guys, if you haven't checked out Lootcrate yet, I recommend that you do so not only because it supports the show but I really appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Check out Lootcrate. Go to lootcrate.com/pewds. Enter the code pewds. You guys know the drill.
Sponsor Eagle will hook you guys up.
Will the eagle come specially to our houses? ;)
Hurry up with the item.
It's a spa. It's a portable spa.
Everyone, it's a spa. It's a spa. I bought this with real money
I need to relax.
You're so tense, Felix.
Brad: You're so tense, Felix.
*chuckles*
Thank you, Brad. You know I'm a hard worker.
Say I'm a hard worker.
Brad: You are a really hard worker.
I know. I work overtime a lot.
Brad: Why not try - why not have a spa?
Tell them - tell them how humble I am and how much I donate to charity.
Brad: You're so humble Pewds: Uh huh Brad: And - uh - I can't believe you don't have an ego
I'm not here to talk about my charity work or all the time I spent helping out other people and just being and overall good person.
But you know what? I think I've earned a day off.
So let's blow up this spa.
Pewds taking off clothes montage :D
If you get enough subs, you can live the high life.
Oooh
That actually feels really nice.
I've earned this. Oh I work so hard.
Uh this is good
The real YouTuber life
*gags*
It got in my fuckin' eye. What are you doing?
Brad: It's a spa. It needs to feel it.
I don't like this. Stop. Hey. Stop.
You're ruining the champagne! Aghh!
Can I do it again *spanks* Brad? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don't even know xD
*Epic music*
Ahhhhh
No.
No!
It's sinking.
Who did this?
You son of a bitch!
No
No.
No!
Don't film this!
Help.
No.
*pants*
I'll get you for this pet-pterodactyl.
*pants*
I'll get you for this.
-Pteranodon-
PTERANDON I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
Coming soon. Pteranodon 2: The Second One. Coming to a PewDiePie channel never.