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How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie!
Today we're going to play 'Google Feud'
But if only I had a friend to play with
KickThePj: Hey Felix! How's it going?
Oh wow that was fast! *laughing*
KickThePj: I can come in slow if you want me to *laughing*
*both laughing*
KickThePj: What's going on?
Oh, what were you doing there?
KickThePj: I just heard you needed a friend and I thought I'd come to your rescue *laughs*
Thank you! I appreciate that. Do you wanna play Google Feud?
KickThePj: Yeah, let's do it man. Shall I be taller?
*sparkle sound effect*
PJ my mortal enemy..
Pj: What? I don't wanna fight.
We're gonna fight it out
Whoever wins this - there are punishments involved
OK, which ones do you prefer?
Nail Art?
Nail Art!
PJ: Ooh beautiful nails...maybe
Would you like a tattoo perhaps?
PJ: *inhales* Smells good
or a hair - hair lights
PJ: Why are you talking as if it's only gonna be me?
*Pewds laughs*
PJ: Why are you - Why are you saying what I want first?
This is not rigged I promise!
Lets begin the game
PJ will now explain the game
PJ: UHHHHH
PJ: Click on a catagory
Yep
PJ: And you have to complete the google sentence thing
Ooohhhhh
PJ: This game is
So our goal is, to guess what the right answer is.
We will get different points depending on which - if it's the first one or the tenth option
*chuckles* Nooo...
PJ: No? I dunno
I mean *pfft* yeaaa
PJ: Shit
Ha Haa!
PJ: Shit
Awww, Alright
PJ: I dunno what that's such a- who's- who starts
This game is awesome
What!
*Sigh*
Both: So esey
PJ: This game is so esey!
PJ: This game is rigged
A nipple... A nipple... A nipple... A nipple
You go ahead
PJ: Ok
Yeah you think you got this?
PJ: Yeah I got this, I got this
PJ: Questions, Ok *claps*
PJ: Should I stop...
Yes
PJ: Should I stop...
*Laughs*
PJ: Should I stop...
*Laughs*
PJ: Come on, people have googled that, that is- that is a very google-able thing
That is a google-able thing
PJ: Ok, lets see
Both: What?!?
PJ: Because yeah you do need to stop masturbating. Yeah You... Ri- Right now
Yeah right now PJ: Stop!
What the fuck are you doing?
Put on your pants!
PJ: Awrrr, put them on! Jesus!
Ewww
Cause there always like 'I won't stop dancing!'
Fuck! *Giggles*
PJ: No, what, OK, so
Ok, Ok what?
Both: Drinking
Of course!
PJ: Texting him?
We are so bad at this *Chuckles*
PJ: Texting her?
PJ: Taking birth control?
PJ: Being vegetarian
PJ: Uh, I like that being vegetarian higher- is higher than eating meat
Breastfeeding
How to get rid of your... How to get rid of your husband?
PJ: That's pretty good
Nah you know what, how to get rrr- of your zitt
PJ: Ahh, Ok, yeah, yeah, that's pretty solid, that's pretty solid
First point PJ, here it comes
PJ: Ohh
This is - ridiculously hard
PJ: Yeah
I want to know if you guys, are getting any points
PJ: Ok
You can't steal mine! *Chuckles*
PJ: Well, how will you ever know, like, what could have been?
That's true because you showed PJ: Shit
- the results *Chuckles*
Double chin should have been obvious... PJ: Yeah
Period fast?
PJ: Sister?
How have we not gotten a point so far PJ?
We're literally the worst
PJ: Because we suck, alright I've got one
Ok
PJ: Is it possible to...
PJ: Fly
Yeah I was thinking the same thing
PJ: Ok
Both: *Gasp*
Noo
PJ: Ohhh
Nooo
PJ: 8,000 points, my friend
Why would you google that? You Fekin' Idiot *Giggles*
PJ: Is it possible to fly?
Is it possible to fly? *Giggles*
PJ: No, it's not, absolutely not, Jesus
Just- I just wanted to check, I'm sorry
PJ: Is it possible to...
*Sad music plays*
PJ: Yeah that's pretty good
PJ: Ohhh, Ok
Why did I- Why would anyone google that?
Be allergic to water...
Both: Time travelll
PJ: A homosexual
No PJ: Oooh
What is it gonna be, PJ?
PJ: I really wanna get one now, I really wanna get it
Yeah, you wanna piss me off even further?
PJ: I think my dad is...
PJ: See I wanna just put like a
PJ: *Claps* OHHHHH
F*CK
PJ: WOO HOO
I- MINE WAS SO MUCH BETTER
PJ: Yours was-
F*CK THIS GAME, AND F*CK YOU, AND F*CK YOUR DAD
PJ: Hey, hows it going guys? My name is PJ-Pie!
PJ: and uh yeah! This is my uh, *Giggles* Uhh we are goin-g to play goog-feu...
PJ: *Claps* I love the taste of...
Damn it! *Giggles*
WHAT
PJ: Well you spelt his name wrong to start with...
Did I?
PJ: Yeah
Shh
PJ: Wait, No that's not right
That's how I spelt it
That's- Oh, the E, I forgot the E
PJ: *Claps* HA HAA
PJ: Another 10,000 in the pot for PJ!
PJ: Shakespeare, Mother F*cker!
Can you just go?
PJ: Ar- Alright, alright, I'll go
I'll keep playing this until I get a point
PJ: Ok, so I'll be back at like? 10 o 'clock? 11 o 'clock?
PJ: Tomorrow maybe, I'll come back tomorrow, alright?
Shut up
PJ: Yeah
Ah, Justin Timberlake
PJ: Yeah, I'll take that, I'll take a healthy 9,000
PJ: So how do you spell Bieber? Oh yeah
That's how you spell Bieber
PJ: You- you don't get that tho
10,000 POINTS, WOOOOOW
PJ: Yeah
Looks like I win it PJ, Thank you though, for coming along on the, ummnmm, F*ckin' I dunno
PJ: I think, uhh, so which one did you like then Felix?
Noo
Both: *Giggle*
PJ: Which, one, uhh. Which one is your favourite?
I've always wanted a face tattoo...
PJ: Yeah?
I'll be like the girl that woke up with aaa, Stars?
PJ: *Giggles* Uh, Yeah
PJ: So I remember that that woman had, them going down like that... Yeah that's good, that's good.
*Sigh* Arghh, For F*ck Sake
PJ: Alright, that's very nice... very nice...
*Sigh*
It's like you've never done this before... ah ah, that feels good...
PJ: Yeah?
Glit- Oh my god, f*cking hell...
PJ: Ah, ah, Sh*t
This is never gonna go away...
PJ: Ah, well, I think this is- awww sh*t man
PJ: I think that it's just- it's just generally, a messy thing - yeah do that
PJ: Oh, sh*t, I don't want to get it in your eyes
This really hurts my neck...
PJ: Right, just hold on for a few more seconds
*Sobs*
PJ: Ok
PJ: Hold on, let's make it even...
Make me look pretty
Hit me up PJ
PJ: Yeah, you got a nice little, uhh, Dolphin going here
PJ: Ok, I think that's enough glue...
Are you gonna sign it?
PJ: Uh, yeah...
Oh, Jesus Christ!
*Whispers* What are you doing?
PJ: I'm drying it!
Ok
PJ: Here we go...
Mom, don't look at this video, mom
PJ: The big reveal...
Just pull it, pull it like a band-aid
PJ: Ohh, look at that, that's beautiful
PJ: That is, a thing of beauty
Holy sh*t, I look f*cking awesome
PJ: I know right
OH my God PJ, are you jealous?
PJ: a little, a little bit, did you lose the game on purpose?
PJ: Here we go, oh oh OK these look g- these look good
They look good? They look good?
PJ: Oh, Both: Ohhhh
Ohhh
Sh*t
This has been Google Feud, PJ thank you for- I'm - never inviting you again
Both: *Snigger*
PJ: Google Feud has truly put us in a- a fued
Exactly! If you want to find PJ, check out the link in the description. Pj, K- k- kickthePJ?
PJ: That's the one
KickthePJ, that's the one
PJ: Thanks man, how long have we been friends now?
Uhhm, too long
PJ: Not long enough
And remember to leave a like if you enjoyed the video, and as always, as we do it, yeah, that's it, brofist...
PJ: Do we kiss?
Uhh, yes
Both: Brofist
Are you playing Pokémon Go too?
Random Stranger: Only because we saw you do it
Ahh, you catch anything good?
There's a Drowzee behind you dude
We see the same Pokémon...
Micheal: The same Pokémon!
We found the all the same Pokémon, This is so cool
PJ: It's as if it's real or something...
It's almost like the Pokémon is there
Now he just got hit by a car...
All: *Chuckle*
Ok, we are going to go to the sea front, to do some fishing
Maybe I'll find some...