WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.640 -DISTORTED WINDOWS XP STARTUP SOUND- 00:00:04.340 --> 00:00:06.740 How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie! 00:00:06.740 --> 00:00:09.080 Today we're going to play 'Google Feud' 00:00:09.220 --> 00:00:11.200 But if only I had a friend to play with 00:00:11.480 --> 00:00:13.180 KickThePj: Hey Felix! How's it going? 00:00:13.200 --> 00:00:14.900 Oh wow that was fast! *laughing* 00:00:14.900 --> 00:00:16.380 KickThePj: I can come in slow if you want me to *laughing* 00:00:16.420 --> 00:00:16.940 *both laughing* 00:00:16.940 --> 00:00:17.440 KickThePj: What's going on? 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:19.120 Oh, what were you doing there? 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:21.960 KickThePj: I just heard you needed a friend and I thought I'd come to your rescue *laughs* 00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:25.060 Thank you! I appreciate that. Do you wanna play Google Feud? 00:00:25.060 --> 00:00:26.640 KickThePj: Yeah, let's do it man. Shall I be taller? 00:00:26.740 --> 00:00:27.600 *sparkle sound effect* 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:29.660 PJ my mortal enemy.. 00:00:29.660 --> 00:00:31.300 Pj: What? I don't wanna fight. 00:00:31.300 --> 00:00:32.780 We're gonna fight it out 00:00:32.780 --> 00:00:35.520 Whoever wins this - there are punishments involved 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:37.120 OK, which ones do you prefer? 00:00:38.020 --> 00:00:38.080 Nail Art? 00:00:38.080 --> 00:00:38.660 Nail Art! 00:00:38.660 --> 00:00:41.080 PJ: Ooh beautiful nails...maybe 00:00:41.780 --> 00:00:43.620 Would you like a tattoo perhaps? 00:00:43.700 --> 00:00:46.880 PJ: *inhales* Smells good 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:48.860 or a hair - hair lights 00:00:48.860 --> 00:00:50.820 PJ: Why are you talking as if it's only gonna be me? 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:52.560 *Pewds laughs* 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:54.140 PJ: Why are you - Why are you saying what I want first? 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:55.420 This is not rigged I promise! 00:00:55.420 --> 00:00:57.360 Lets begin the game 00:00:57.360 --> 00:00:59.360 PJ will now explain the game 00:00:59.360 --> 00:01:01.360 PJ: UHHHHH 00:01:01.360 --> 00:01:02.460 PJ: Click on a catagory 00:01:02.460 --> 00:01:02.960 Yep 00:01:03.100 --> 00:01:05.880 PJ: And you have to complete the google sentence thing 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:10.280 Ooohhhhh 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:11.320 PJ: This game is 00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:14.240 So our goal is, to guess what the right answer is. 00:01:14.240 --> 00:01:18.520 We will get different points depending on which - if it's the first one or the tenth option 00:01:21.540 --> 00:01:22.900 *chuckles* Nooo... 00:01:22.900 --> 00:01:23.780 PJ: No? I dunno 00:01:23.780 --> 00:01:24.900 I mean *pfft* yeaaa 00:01:24.900 --> 00:01:25.400 PJ: Shit 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:25.980 Ha Haa! 00:01:25.980 --> 00:01:26.480 PJ: Shit 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:27.740 Awww, Alright 00:01:27.740 --> 00:01:30.320 PJ: I dunno what that's such a- who's- who starts 00:01:30.420 --> 00:01:32.280 This game is awesome 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:33.120 What! 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:33.620 *Sigh* 00:01:33.620 --> 00:01:34.640 Both: So esey 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:36.060 PJ: This game is so esey! 00:01:36.540 --> 00:01:37.840 PJ: This game is rigged 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:40.960 A nipple... A nipple... A nipple... A nipple 00:01:40.960 --> 00:01:41.620 You go ahead 00:01:41.620 --> 00:01:42.120 PJ: Ok 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:43.340 Yeah you think you got this? 00:01:43.340 --> 00:01:44.440 PJ: Yeah I got this, I got this 00:01:44.440 --> 00:01:46.640 PJ: Questions, Ok *claps* 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:47.680 PJ: Should I stop... 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:48.400 Yes 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:49.160 PJ: Should I stop... 00:01:49.160 --> 00:01:50.100 *Laughs* 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:54.280 PJ: Should I stop... 00:01:55.500 --> 00:01:57.180 *Laughs* 00:01:57.180 --> 00:02:00.720 PJ: Come on, people have googled that, that is- that is a very google-able thing 00:02:00.720 --> 00:02:02.000 That is a google-able thing 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:02.500 PJ: Ok, lets see 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:03.640 Both: What?!? 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:08.020 PJ: Because yeah you do need to stop masturbating. Yeah You... Ri- Right now 00:02:08.020 --> 00:02:08.840 Yeah right now PJ: Stop! 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:09.960 What the fuck are you doing? 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:10.940 Put on your pants! 00:02:10.940 --> 00:02:12.240 PJ: Awrrr, put them on! Jesus! 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:12.740 Ewww 00:02:14.040 --> 00:02:16.040 Cause there always like 'I won't stop dancing!' 00:02:16.860 --> 00:02:18.100 Fuck! *Giggles* 00:02:18.100 --> 00:02:18.880 PJ: No, what, OK, so 00:02:18.880 --> 00:02:19.800 Ok, Ok what? 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:20.940 Both: Drinking 00:02:20.940 --> 00:02:21.780 Of course! 00:02:21.780 --> 00:02:22.860 PJ: Texting him? 00:02:22.860 --> 00:02:25.140 We are so bad at this *Chuckles* 00:02:25.140 --> 00:02:25.880 PJ: Texting her? 00:02:26.440 --> 00:02:27.880 PJ: Taking birth control? 00:02:28.340 --> 00:02:29.500 PJ: Being vegetarian 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:32.940 PJ: Uh, I like that being vegetarian higher- is higher than eating meat 00:02:32.940 --> 00:02:33.900 Breastfeeding 00:02:33.900 --> 00:02:36.860 How to get rid of your... How to get rid of your husband? 00:02:36.860 --> 00:02:37.380 PJ: That's pretty good 00:02:37.380 --> 00:02:40.120 Nah you know what, how to get rrr- of your zitt 00:02:40.120 --> 00:02:42.920 PJ: Ahh, Ok, yeah, yeah, that's pretty solid, that's pretty solid 00:02:42.920 --> 00:02:44.620 First point PJ, here it comes 00:02:45.600 --> 00:02:46.440 PJ: Ohh 00:02:46.900 --> 00:02:48.900 This is - ridiculously hard 00:02:48.900 --> 00:02:49.400 PJ: Yeah 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:51.400 I want to know if you guys, are getting any points 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:53.020 PJ: Ok 00:02:53.020 --> 00:02:54.040 You can't steal mine! *Chuckles* 00:02:54.040 --> 00:02:56.140 PJ: Well, how will you ever know, like, what could have been? 00:02:56.140 --> 00:02:58.140 That's true because you showed PJ: Shit 00:02:58.140 --> 00:02:58.640 - the results *Chuckles* 00:02:58.640 --> 00:03:00.620 Double chin should have been obvious... PJ: Yeah 00:03:00.620 --> 00:03:01.740 Period fast? 00:03:01.740 --> 00:03:02.500 PJ: Sister? 00:03:02.500 --> 00:03:05.020 How have we not gotten a point so far PJ? 00:03:05.300 --> 00:03:06.760 We're literally the worst 00:03:06.760 --> 00:03:07.820 PJ: Because we suck, alright I've got one 00:03:07.820 --> 00:03:08.320 Ok 00:03:08.320 --> 00:03:09.860 PJ: Is it possible to... 00:03:10.380 --> 00:03:10.880 PJ: Fly 00:03:10.880 --> 00:03:11.960 Yeah I was thinking the same thing 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:12.460 PJ: Ok 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:13.340 Both: *Gasp* 00:03:13.340 --> 00:03:14.520 Noo 00:03:14.520 --> 00:03:15.420 PJ: Ohhh 00:03:15.420 --> 00:03:16.680 Nooo 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:18.680 PJ: 8,000 points, my friend 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:21.600 Why would you google that? You Fekin' Idiot *Giggles* 00:03:21.600 --> 00:03:22.720 PJ: Is it possible to fly? 00:03:22.720 --> 00:03:23.940 Is it possible to fly? *Giggles* 00:03:23.940 --> 00:03:26.020 PJ: No, it's not, absolutely not, Jesus 00:03:26.020 --> 00:03:27.400 Just- I just wanted to check, I'm sorry 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:28.860 PJ: Is it possible to... 00:03:30.940 --> 00:03:39.900 *Sad music plays* 00:03:39.900 --> 00:03:41.180 PJ: Yeah that's pretty good 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:44.180 PJ: Ohhh, Ok 00:03:44.180 --> 00:03:45.920 Why did I- Why would anyone google that? 00:03:45.920 --> 00:03:47.780 Be allergic to water... 00:03:47.780 --> 00:03:49.780 Both: Time travelll 00:03:52.100 --> 00:03:54.060 PJ: A homosexual 00:03:54.060 --> 00:03:55.240 No PJ: Oooh 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:56.480 What is it gonna be, PJ? 00:03:56.480 --> 00:03:58.380 PJ: I really wanna get one now, I really wanna get it 00:03:58.380 --> 00:03:59.740 Yeah, you wanna piss me off even further? 00:03:59.740 --> 00:04:01.740 PJ: I think my dad is... 00:04:01.740 --> 00:04:03.260 PJ: See I wanna just put like a 00:04:05.760 --> 00:04:06.640 PJ: *Claps* OHHHHH 00:04:06.640 --> 00:04:07.140 F*CK 00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:08.660 PJ: WOO HOO 00:04:09.140 --> 00:04:11.140 I- MINE WAS SO MUCH BETTER 00:04:11.140 --> 00:04:11.640 PJ: Yours was- 00:04:11.640 --> 00:04:14.800 F*CK THIS GAME, AND F*CK YOU, AND F*CK YOUR DAD 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:17.340 PJ: Hey, hows it going guys? My name is PJ-Pie! 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:23.660 PJ: and uh yeah! This is my uh, *Giggles* Uhh we are goin-g to play goog-feu... 00:04:23.660 --> 00:04:25.660 PJ: *Claps* I love the taste of... 00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:28.480 Damn it! *Giggles* 00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:31.740 WHAT 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:33.860 PJ: Well you spelt his name wrong to start with... 00:04:33.860 --> 00:04:34.440 Did I? 00:04:34.440 --> 00:04:34.940 PJ: Yeah 00:04:38.220 --> 00:04:38.720 Shh 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:40.040 PJ: Wait, No that's not right 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:40.840 That's how I spelt it 00:04:40.840 --> 00:04:42.660 That's- Oh, the E, I forgot the E 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:44.840 PJ: *Claps* HA HAA 00:04:45.220 --> 00:04:47.940 PJ: Another 10,000 in the pot for PJ! 00:04:49.420 --> 00:04:52.160 PJ: Shakespeare, Mother F*cker! 00:04:52.660 --> 00:04:53.620 Can you just go? 00:04:53.620 --> 00:04:55.380 PJ: Ar- Alright, alright, I'll go 00:04:55.380 --> 00:04:57.380 I'll keep playing this until I get a point 00:04:57.380 --> 00:04:59.860 PJ: Ok, so I'll be back at like? 10 o 'clock? 11 o 'clock? 00:05:00.800 --> 00:05:02.580 PJ: Tomorrow maybe, I'll come back tomorrow, alright? 00:05:02.580 --> 00:05:03.280 Shut up 00:05:03.280 --> 00:05:03.780 PJ: Yeah 00:05:03.780 --> 00:05:04.540 Ah, Justin Timberlake 00:05:04.540 --> 00:05:07.480 PJ: Yeah, I'll take that, I'll take a healthy 9,000 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:10.040 PJ: So how do you spell Bieber? Oh yeah 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:11.200 That's how you spell Bieber 00:05:11.200 --> 00:05:11.700 PJ: You- you don't get that tho 00:05:11.700 --> 00:05:15.320 10,000 POINTS, WOOOOOW 00:05:15.320 --> 00:05:15.820 PJ: Yeah 00:05:15.840 --> 00:05:22.760 Looks like I win it PJ, Thank you though, for coming along on the, ummnmm, F*ckin' I dunno 00:05:22.760 --> 00:05:25.100 PJ: I think, uhh, so which one did you like then Felix? 00:05:25.100 --> 00:05:25.600 Noo 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:27.460 Both: *Giggle* 00:05:27.460 --> 00:05:29.520 PJ: Which, one, uhh. Which one is your favourite? 00:05:29.520 --> 00:05:31.420 I've always wanted a face tattoo... 00:05:31.420 --> 00:05:31.920 PJ: Yeah? 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:35.440 I'll be like the girl that woke up with aaa, Stars? 00:05:35.440 --> 00:05:37.160 PJ: *Giggles* Uh, Yeah 00:05:38.320 --> 00:05:40.960 PJ: So I remember that that woman had, them going down like that... Yeah that's good, that's good. 00:05:40.960 --> 00:05:41.940 *Sigh* Arghh, For F*ck Sake 00:05:41.940 --> 00:05:43.940 PJ: Alright, that's very nice... very nice... 00:05:43.940 --> 00:05:44.640 *Sigh* 00:05:44.640 --> 00:05:47.560 It's like you've never done this before... ah ah, that feels good... 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:48.060 PJ: Yeah? 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:51.300 Glit- Oh my god, f*cking hell... 00:05:51.300 --> 00:05:51.800 PJ: Ah, ah, Sh*t 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:53.060 This is never gonna go away... 00:05:53.060 --> 00:05:56.300 PJ: Ah, well, I think this is- awww sh*t man 00:05:56.300 --> 00:05:58.780 PJ: I think that it's just- it's just generally, a messy thing - yeah do that 00:05:59.400 --> 00:06:00.580 PJ: Oh, sh*t, I don't want to get it in your eyes 00:06:00.580 --> 00:06:01.780 This really hurts my neck... 00:06:01.780 --> 00:06:03.680 PJ: Right, just hold on for a few more seconds 00:06:03.680 --> 00:06:04.460 *Sobs* 00:06:04.460 --> 00:06:04.960 PJ: Ok 00:06:04.960 --> 00:06:06.060 PJ: Hold on, let's make it even... 00:06:06.060 --> 00:06:07.180 Make me look pretty 00:06:07.220 --> 00:06:08.320 Hit me up PJ 00:06:08.860 --> 00:06:10.860 PJ: Yeah, you got a nice little, uhh, Dolphin going here 00:06:11.820 --> 00:06:13.220 PJ: Ok, I think that's enough glue... 00:06:13.320 --> 00:06:14.180 Are you gonna sign it? 00:06:14.180 --> 00:06:15.420 PJ: Uh, yeah... 00:06:15.420 --> 00:06:17.380 Oh, Jesus Christ! 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:19.540 *Whispers* What are you doing? 00:06:19.540 --> 00:06:20.460 PJ: I'm drying it! 00:06:20.460 --> 00:06:20.960 Ok 00:06:20.960 --> 00:06:21.460 PJ: Here we go... 00:06:21.460 --> 00:06:23.080 Mom, don't look at this video, mom 00:06:23.080 --> 00:06:23.820 PJ: The big reveal... 00:06:25.780 --> 00:06:27.340 Just pull it, pull it like a band-aid 00:06:27.340 --> 00:06:29.380 PJ: Ohh, look at that, that's beautiful 00:06:30.180 --> 00:06:31.420 PJ: That is, a thing of beauty 00:06:31.420 --> 00:06:33.420 Holy sh*t, I look f*cking awesome 00:06:33.420 --> 00:06:34.600 PJ: I know right 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:39.460 OH my God PJ, are you jealous? 00:06:39.460 --> 00:06:42.000 PJ: a little, a little bit, did you lose the game on purpose? 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:45.320 PJ: Here we go, oh oh OK these look g- these look good 00:06:45.320 --> 00:06:46.940 They look good? They look good? 00:06:46.940 --> 00:06:49.320 PJ: Oh, Both: Ohhhh 00:06:49.320 --> 00:06:50.300 Ohhh 00:06:50.300 --> 00:06:51.380 Sh*t 00:06:51.380 --> 00:06:56.840 This has been Google Feud, PJ thank you for- I'm - never inviting you again 00:06:56.840 --> 00:06:57.860 Both: *Snigger* 00:06:57.860 --> 00:07:00.540 PJ: Google Feud has truly put us in a- a fued 00:07:01.100 --> 00:07:06.340 Exactly! If you want to find PJ, check out the link in the description. Pj, K- k- kickthePJ? 00:07:06.620 --> 00:07:07.120 PJ: That's the one 00:07:07.120 --> 00:07:08.720 KickthePJ, that's the one 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:11.400 PJ: Thanks man, how long have we been friends now? 00:07:11.400 --> 00:07:12.920 Uhhm, too long 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:13.840 PJ: Not long enough 00:07:13.840 --> 00:07:20.440 And remember to leave a like if you enjoyed the video, and as always, as we do it, yeah, that's it, brofist... 00:07:20.440 --> 00:07:20.940 PJ: Do we kiss? 00:07:20.940 --> 00:07:22.220 Uhh, yes 00:07:22.220 --> 00:07:24.220 Both: Brofist 00:07:24.620 --> 00:07:26.020 Are you playing Pokémon Go too? 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:28.160 Random Stranger: Only because we saw you do it 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:31.280 Ahh, you catch anything good? 00:07:31.280 --> 00:07:32.860 There's a Drowzee behind you dude 00:07:32.860 --> 00:07:34.200 We see the same Pokémon... 00:07:34.200 --> 00:07:35.560 Micheal: The same Pokémon! 00:07:35.560 --> 00:07:39.160 We found the all the same Pokémon, This is so cool 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:40.740 PJ: It's as if it's real or something... 00:07:40.740 --> 00:07:42.480 It's almost like the Pokémon is there 00:07:43.080 --> 00:07:44.240 Now he just got hit by a car... 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:45.340 All: *Chuckle* 00:07:45.340 --> 00:07:48.140 Ok, we are going to go to the sea front, to do some fishing 00:07:48.660 --> 00:07:50.140 Maybe I'll find some...