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Kind: captions
Language: en

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*inaudible unholy entrance*

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How's it going, bros?

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My name is Pewwwdiepie.

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Today we're gonna play Google Feud.

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But if only, I had a friend to play with.

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PJ: heeeeyyy Felix, how's it going?

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Oh wow, that was fast. *laughs*

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PJ: I can come in slow if you want

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PJ: What's going on?

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Oh what were you doing there?

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PJ: I just heard you needed a friend, I thought come to.. your rescue.

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*laughs*

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Thank you I appreciate that!

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You want to play Google Feud?

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PJ: Yeah let's do it man. Should I be taller?

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*Awesome transformation music* PJ my mortal enemy!

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PJ: What? I don't wanna fight.

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we're going to fight it out.

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Whoever wins this-

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There are punishments involved.

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Okay which one do you prefer?

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nail art

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PJ: Ooh beautiful nails... maybe

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Would you like a tattoo perhaps?

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PJ: *inhaling*

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PJ: smells gewd.

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or a hair- hairlights?

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PJ: Why are you talking as if it's only gonna be me

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*Pewds laughs*

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PJ: Why are you saying that I-

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THIS IS NOT RIGGED!

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I promise!

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Let's begin the game.

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PJ will now explain the game

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ahh............

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PJ: click on the category

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Yeah.

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PJ: you have complete the google sentence.... thing

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good.

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OOHH

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PJ: this game is?

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So our goal is to guess what the right answer is.

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we will get different points depending on which
if it's the first one or the tenth

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option

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PJ: alright hold on.

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Yea

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*Pewds laughs*

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No.

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PJ: no? I don't know

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I mean- *fpphhss* yeahh

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*pewds laughs*

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PJ: Shiet!

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Awwe- alright

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PJ: I don't know- what? that's such a- who's who starts-

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This game is awesome (no sarcasm intended)

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WHUT??!!

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pewds sighs of failure

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PJ + Poods: So esey??

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PJ: this game is so esey!

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PJ: this game is rigged

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a nipple...

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a nipple...

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a nipple..

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a nipple.

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You go ahead

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ok yeah you think you got this yeah I
got this got questions

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PJ: ok. can should i stop?

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Yes...

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PJ: Should I stop?

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*Poods laughs*

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rip PJ 2016..

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PJ: should I stop

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*masturbating*

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*poods laughs*

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PJ: come on, people have googled that. That is a very google-able thing

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That is a google-able thing.

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PJ: okay let's see

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PJ + Pewds: WHHAT??!1!1!

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PJ: because yeah you do need to stop
masturbating yeah you right now yeah

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PJ + poods: right now the fuck are you doing put on
your pants huh

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PJ: jesus..

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This is always like "I won't stop dancing"

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Fuck.

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No.

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What--kay

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So what kay--

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Okay, okay.

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What?!

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DRINKING! Of course!

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PJ: Texting him?

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We are SO... bad at this! (I'm bad at captions)

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*poods laughing* PJ: Texting her?

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Taking birth control?

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Being vegetarian?

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I-I like that being vegetarian is higher than eating meat.

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Breastfeeding? *senpai looks at camera

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How to get rid of your...

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How to get rid of your husband?

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*PJ in agreement* Pretty good.

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No, you know what?

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How to get...

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*typing* of your zit.

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Ahhh kay!

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Yeah.

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Pretty solid, pretty solid.

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First point, PJ. Here it comes! :D

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*rejected* XDD (LOL! GET REKT!)

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Oh... *Poods faints, falling to his death*

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This is... ridiculously hard.

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Yeah...

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I wanna know if you guys are
getting any points.

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*typing 'husband'*

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You can't steal mine! XD

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Well, how will you ever know like what
could it have been?!

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That's true. *laughs*

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Th-Well.

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*something XD* I'm pretty sure there's a reason? (IDK)

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PJ: Shit!

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Double chin should have been obvious!

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PJ: Yeah. Poods: Period fast?!

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Sister?

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how are we not gotten a point so far PJ we're literally the worst because we suck

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I've got one

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ok is it possible to fly Pewds: I was thinking the same thing

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ok nOOOOO. 8,000 points why would you google that
you fuckin idiot (good question)

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PJ: is it possible to fly 
Pewds: is it possible to fly?

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no its not absolutely not

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that is wanted to check up yeah

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is it possible to

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-extremely dramatic dark music-

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yeah it's pretty good oh ok

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why would why would anyone google that 
..be allergic to water..?

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time travel!

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*types*

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[a homosexual]

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NO

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What's it gonna be PJ?

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PJ: I really want to get one now

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Yea you wanna piss me off even further

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[I think my dad is..]

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*smacking the desk* FUCK

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I

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Mine was so much better

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Fuck this game

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And fuck you and fuck your dad

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PJ: Hey how's it going guys

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PJ: My name is PJ-pie

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PJ: And the.. yeah this is my *laughs*

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PJ: We're going to keep playing Google Feud (losing the words to laughter)

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I love the taste of 
*writes cum*

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Damn It!

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Pewds: what? !

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PJ: Well you spelled his name wrong to start with.
Pewds: Did I?!

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PJ: Yeaah

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*typing*

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PJ: No wait that's not right Pewds: That's how I spelled it, thats- oh you forgot the "e"

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oh hoho!
another 10,000 in the pot for PJ

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Shakespeare motherfuckaaaaaaa

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Pewds: Can you just go? PJ: Alright alright Pewds: I'll keep playing this until I get a point

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Okay so I'll be back at like 10 o' clock? 11 o' clock? Tomarrow maybe

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I'll come back tomorrow alright Pewds: Shut up :V
Pewds: Yeah just yeah i'll take that I'll take

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a healthy 9000

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so how do you spell bieber ok thats how you spell bieber
you know you don't get that 10,000

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points

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Wow looks like i win it PJ thank you
all for coming along on the

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fuck.....um

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I think so which one did you like then
Felix we don't really know which one

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which was your favourite?
I've always wanted a face tattoo

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yeah i'll be like the girl that woke up
with

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stars haha right yeah I remember that
woman had them going down

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yeah that's hard to say very nice very
uh like you've never done this before

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huh

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that feels good you have good oh my gosh
[talking about how the glitter is never going away]

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I'll i think this is I think it's just
it's just generally a messy thing you do

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that

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oh sure don't get in your eyes it really
hurts my neck all right just hold on for

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a few more seconds okay lets make it even 
make me look pretty

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hit me up PJ yeah you got a nice little
dork and going ok I think I don't have a

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group are you gonna sign it

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I yeah Jesus Christ

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I'm drying it
Ok

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mum don't look at this video mum on the
big reveal huh

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pull it pull like a band-aid oh look at
that

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that's beautiful that is a thing of
beauty holy shit I look fucking awesome

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Oh my God PJ are you jealous

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a little bit yeah
these look these look at them again

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oh there again oh now is shit this has
been google feud

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PJ thank you for I'm never inviting you again

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google feud has truly put us in a feud

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exactly you want to find PJ check out
link in description

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PJ? KickthePJ? That's the one KickthePJ that's the one

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thanks man how long have we been friends now?
PJ: Not long enough Pewds: Too Long

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and remember to leave a like if you
enjoyed the video and as always as we do

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it

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yeah

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- kiss yes

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are you playing Pokemon Go too?

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only cause we saw you do it

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catch anything good? to drive behind you do we
see the same pokemon seen ya series we

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found all the same pokemon I it is so
cool its as if it's real or something

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it's almost like the pokemon is there now he
just got hit by a car

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yeah and we're gonna go to the seafront to
do some fishing

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maybe I'll find some