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最初翻譯by 玳玳(第一次翻譯有錯的話請包容 穴穴你)

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近來如何ㄚbros?我是 pewdiepie~

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今天我們要來玩google feud

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但如果有一個朋友可以陪我

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PJ:嘿!Felix

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OH哇那可真快哈哈  PJ:如果你想要我可以慢一點

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這裡發生了甚麼事?

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OH你剛在那裏幹嘛?

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PJ:我只是聽到你好像需要一位朋友

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謝謝我很感激哈哈

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你要玩google feud嗎?

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PJ:來吧!需要我變高一點嗎?

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PJ~我最強大的敵人

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PJ:甚麼?我不想要打架啊

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我們要決鬥出

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不管誰贏了這裡有東西來處罰

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ok哪一個你比較喜歡 指甲彩繪?

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PJ:漂亮的指甲....可能吧

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還是你想要個刺青?

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PJ:嗯~聞起來好香

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還是螢光頭髮?

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PJ:為什麼你說的好像這些都是要給我用的

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PJ:到底是為啥 (Pewds 大笑中)

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我保證這絕對不是臨時準備的

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我們開始吧!

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PJ現在會為你們介紹遊戲

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呃......選擇你要的種類，猜表格裡的......句子?

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這遊戲是____

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我們的目標就是要猜出表格裡的答案

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我們猜出後會得到相對的分數看是第一或是到第十

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這個遊戲是決勝時刻

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x的!

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這個遊戲超讚的

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什麼?!

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這遊戲很esey(拼錯字)

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奶頭

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你先吧!

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你可以的

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PJ:我感覺到了!

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問題

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PJ:我是不是應該要停止

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我是不是應該要停止____

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自慰

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come on!那是大部分人會google的

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那的確是會google的問題

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什麼?!!!

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PJ:對!你的確該停止那樣那樣了

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對!!  就是你 現在!

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你他媽在幹什麼啊?!

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把你的褲子穿上

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我是不是應該要停止 跳舞

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媽的

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對齁! 喝酒  當然了

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節育

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成為一名素食者

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要怎麼從____擺脫

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老公?

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青春痘

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第一個分數要來囉

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這真是太可笑的難了

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我很想知道你們也有沒有猜中

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你不能偷我的

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PJ:不猜又怎麼知道?

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那是真的

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雙下巴(double chin)是一定的

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姊妹

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PJ 為什麼我們到現在都還沒有得分?

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我們簡直是最爛的

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有沒有可能可以____

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飛

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我也在想一樣的

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喔喔喔喔喔喔

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PJ:我的朋友啊可是8000分

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你怎麼會google這個啊你這北七

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有沒有可能可以飛

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PJ:絕對不可能!

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死亡

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PJ:嗯那的確有可能

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為什麼有人去google它

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對水過敏

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時空旅行

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我想我爸是個同性戀

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會是什麼呢PJ

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PJ:我想到一個了

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你想到什麼來讓我不爽了?

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同性戀(只是比較簡短哈哈)

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我的明明就好多了

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以下髒話就不翻了哈哈

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PJ:嘿大家好，這裡是PJPIE

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ㄜ好......這就是google feud，讓我們繼續吧

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我喜歡____味道

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精液

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媽的

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威廉 莎士畢亞

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什麼?!!!

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PJ:你拼錯了

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有嗎?

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威廉 莎士比亞

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PJ:哈哈

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(pewds快氣死......)

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你可以走開嗎

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PJ:好啦

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我要繼續玩直到我得分

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PJ:喔好，所以我十點後再來嗎?好啦我明天再來

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閉嘴!!!

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賈斯汀 提姆布萊克

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PJ:喔所以你要怎麼拚比伯

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就是要這麼拚比伯

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10000分啦!!

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哇嗚

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看來我打敗PJ了  謝謝你的到來

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PJ:所以你最想要哪個啊?

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PJ:哪一個是你的最愛?

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老實說我想要臉部刺青哈哈

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我要像女生一樣臉上有星星

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所以你從沒做過這個

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OMG

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這絕對洗不掉了

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PJ:喔我得不用到你的眼睛

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喔這好傷我的脖子

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你讓我變美了

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你要簽名嗎?

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PJ:我在讓它乾啊

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媽  拜託不要看這部影片

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撕......撕開......像個ok繃一樣撕開它

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PJ;喔看!那超漂亮的

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OMG我看起來他媽超讚的

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PJ你在忌妒嗎?

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PJ:嗯~有一點點

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看起來讚嗎?

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喔喔喔喔喔

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這就是google feud

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我不會再邀請你了

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的確是

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如果你想要找PJ的話，我把網址留在下面了

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去看看

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PJ:謝了!我們是朋友多久了?

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ㄜ......很久了

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如果你喜歡這部影片  按個讚

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還有

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保持出色  BROFIST~

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PJ:親?

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親