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step by step *jumpscare* WAUGH!!!!!

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*keemstar news intro*

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Welcome to the game! :D

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Whats that?

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Whe game is called welcome to the g-

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Welcome to the game?

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WELCOME TO THE GAME!!!

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Today we're going to play: welcome to the game

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What's dat?

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The game it's called: welcome to the game?

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WELCOME TO THE..VIDRRRREO

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Today we gonna play welcome to the game

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It's a game about hacking and jumpscares

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That's aLL I KNOW

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Let's get ROOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII

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Fuck off (keem eat yo heart out)

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This game will play with your minds

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This game will fuck with ya

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This game don't play by rules

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New game please

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So this game you go into the "deep web"

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The deep web is basically an area on the internet, only accessed through an encrypted browser

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Omg i can look

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I got a call

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A aaadam

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*adam speaking* Hey yeah so

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Are you sure you want to do this?

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The deep web is full of fucked up shi-

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*pewds* That's what I was saying!

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*adam*There are some things you cant unsee

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like his DEE-

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Now, I don't know anything about the deep web, of course
cause it's illegal

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But I heard is filled with illegal activities

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Child porn

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*pewds reflects on his choice of words*

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Now it just sounds like I go there for that
great job poods (naughty boi)

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*adam* -you can't access these sites on a normal browser

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*sherlock* -Notes is well... uh Notes!

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well written...
WELL written..

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WHAT
OMG I CAN CLICK OUT

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Ooooo this is the kinda game you wanna play in VR

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*adam* When you explore the deep web, you're exposed to hackers.

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These hackers will attempt to hack you. (no shit)

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*pewds* Ok so you can get DDoSed in this game

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*adam* I'm gonna go ahead and launch a Dos attack-

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OMG IM GETTING HACKED

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*INTENSE FUCKIN MUSIC*

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OH       PC: HA HA HA HAAAAAAA

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Wut?

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Oh god I gotta hack

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Ahh

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You go there

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And you go-

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There we go

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You go down

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There it is!

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Hack blocked I'm an excellent hacker

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I'm an excellent hacker *sure dude*

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I'm a better hacker than

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DYLAN

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*adam* -there are kidnappers that will try to locate and kidnap you O.O

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WHAT?

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This is just like real life!

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Alright bros

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You ready to enter the deep web? *thats what she said*

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I'm a little scared

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Maybe the cops will see this video

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*Keyboard tapping furiously*

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Let's see what do we got

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Oh shit

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OoooOoo the deep wiki

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This is real guys

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This is fucking real

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You can buy drugs

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Get some drug-

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You want some- You want some drugs?

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Hey man

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Oh fucka mucka shit

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OH GOD WERE GETTING HACKED

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WE'RE GETTING HACKED

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This is freaking me out oh god

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We're getting DDosed

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Fuck (x5)

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Hack them back

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You got BLLLLOCKED

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Let's get some cannabis

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*snorts*

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OH CMON MAN

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Oh god we're getting- Uhh what the fuck I gotta type all this

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I have a swedish keyboard

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I don't fucking knoww

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*furious typing*

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I'm being such a

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FUCK

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I don't fucking kno-

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Look at my key-

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GODDAMIT

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It's freaking me out

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Hack blocked

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God this is fucking weird man

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Herro?

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Is that my neighbours?

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Alright let's get some cheap cigarettes

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*pewds no its bad for ur lungs*

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God fuck

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CAN'T DO ANYTHING THESE DAYS

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OK we're in!

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muscleboy81

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*creepy footsteps in the game*

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What was that?

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*another creepy footstep*

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*another one*

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No O.O

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Herro?

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Fuck me thats scary

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I'm legit freaked out man

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This is so fucking weird

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This is some illuminati sign shit isn't it

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Dufuq is disss

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Oookay

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Dats an iris

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OOOooooooooOOOO

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Now that-

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Lemme get some Opioids

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Cmon

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Cmon man where the fuck do I get drugs

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I want DRUGS DAMMIT

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I'm a youtuber

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We have to get into...

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The ecstasy

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Double up

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SHIT

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All  these fucking twelve-year olds tryna DDos me

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woah

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What the FUCk

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*reads note*

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What the fuck is all this?

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Did someone just fucking smash their head on the keyboard?

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Either that or they cleaned it

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I'm gonna have to go with option two

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*epic music*

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Oh fuck I'm getting hacked again ;-;

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Fucking swedish keyboard

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(no pewds thats my job)

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What the fuck was that sound?

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*creepy chair moving sound*

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??!

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Oh my god ;-;

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This is freaking-

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OOOoooooOOooooOOooOoOo (that face HAHA)

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*tarzan*

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Hey :D

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Yess

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I mean I need to defend myself from all the hackers

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I'll buy that one

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And that one

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And that one

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What is this-

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*creepy sound*

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What the fuck was that?!

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Herro?

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I can't- I can't tell if its in the game or not

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Its fucking weird

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*poods brings sum coffee* (whos behind him??)

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SHIT

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*evil laughter*

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I don't know how to make that fucking thing

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FUCKING SWEDISH KEYBOARD

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Oh fuck me it scared me

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Jesus

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Oh my god you swedish son of a bitch

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*evil laughter*

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*pewds fed up with this game's bullshit*

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Man I having so much fun

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What a great game you suggested

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Boom!

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Y'all got fucked

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*creepy sounds*

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What the fuck was that?!1!

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They're after me

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Oh fuck

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I was typiNG

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Okay

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We got a URL

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Let's try-

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Can I open a new tab

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Please work

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What

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Oh we prgressed! :D

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NUDE YOUTUBERS !1!! 
(that face xD)

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DAMMIT

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FUCK

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Alright

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We're coming back

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Ohh-

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Ahh

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NO I SPILLED MY COFFEE ;-;

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EUUGHHHH

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Goddamit

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This fucking game is putting me on edge mAN

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Shit fucking ass

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All over my keyboa- All over my keyboard

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Y'know what it's coffee ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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*snorts coffee*

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whaaAAAATT

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*demonic whispers*

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What was that?

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*demonic whispers intensify*

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O my godDD

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Oh no nooOOOOOO

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Fuu-

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(unholy thoughts)

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Are you kidding mee??

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*creepy footstep sound*

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*another creepy footstep*

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Who's doing-

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MOM

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MOM go back to bedd

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Family drug shop :D

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*adorable laugh*

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Good ol' family drug shop

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I would like some speed :D

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That's how I do my videos

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I've always wanted to be kidnapped

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And

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Raped ;-;

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...And the thought of

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Kidnapping me

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And raping me

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Turns me on so much D:

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I plan to amputate my left arm

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And replace it with my dead lover's

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Arm D:

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I have this fantasy of breaking into someone's house

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And pee on all of the most valued-

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(pewds that's my JOB)

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YEAH YOU BETTER NOT COME INTO MY HOUSE AND PEE

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*cleans nose*

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Ayyy the Butcher

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Step by step

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*jumpscare*

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AHH

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Dufuq was that? xD

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I play the game for over an hour

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And then it fucking jumpscares me outta nowhere

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Thanks

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Thanks

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Thanks

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Thanks a-fucking-lot

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Uuhhwell

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That was Welcome To The Game

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A very interseting game

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Not that fun to play *winks*

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Hopefully the video was fun anyway (yes it was)

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Leave a like if you enjoyed

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I'm not touching this shit again

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See you bros tomorrow

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With a fresh new video

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And as always

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*kisses fist*

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Stay awesome bros~