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Korak po korak *jumpscare*  AUGH!!!

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*keemstar-ov intro*

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Dobrodošli u igru ! :D

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Što je to?

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Igra se zove "Welcome to the g..."

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"Welcome to the game" (Dobrodošli u igru)

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DOBRODOŠLI U IGRU!!!

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Danas ćemo igrati: "Welcome to te game"

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Što je to?

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Igra se zove: "Welcome to the game"

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DOBRODOŠLI U...VIDRRREO

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Danas ćemo igrati "Welcome to the game"

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To je igra o hakiranju i jumpscareovima

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To je sVE ŠTO JA ZNAM

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Hajdemo ROOOOOOOOIIIIIII

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Odjebi!

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Ova igra će se igrati s Vašim umom

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Ova igra će se j*bati s Vama

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Ova igra ne igra po pravilima

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New game, molim

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U ovoj igri idete u "deep web"

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"Deep web" je jednostavno područje na internetu kojem možete pristupiti samo s posebno kodiranim pretražiteljem

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OMG, mogu gledati

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Imam poziv

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A Aaadam

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ADAM: Hej...da... pa..

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ADAM:  jesi li siguran da želiš to učiniti

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ADAM: "Deep web" je pun sj*banog sranja

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FELIX: To je ono što sam govorio!

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ADAM: Tamo su neke stvari koje ne možeš zaboraviti

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nešto poput njegovog KURCC...

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Pa, ja ne znam ništa o "deep web-u",naravno zato što je ilegalan

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Ali sam čuo je pun ilegalnih aktivnosti

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Dječje pornografije

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*pewds razmišlja o prijašnjem izboru riječi*

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Sada ispada da ja idem tamo samo po to, lijepo obavljeno Pewds

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ADAM: Ne možeš pristupiti ovim stranicama s normalnim pretražiteljom

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ADAM: Bilješke... pa dobro... uhh bilješke!

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FELIX: Dobro napisano... DOBRO napisano

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MOLIM MOGU KLIKNUTI IZVAN TOGA

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Ooopa ovo je igra koju želite igrati u VR-u (virtual reality= virtualna stvarnost)

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ADAM: Kad pretražuješ "deep web" izložen si hakerima

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Ovi hakeri će te probati hakirati (Nemoj srati -_-)

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FELIX: Oke znači možeš biti DoS-an u ovoj igri

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ADAM: idem pokrenuti DoS napad

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OMG, HAKIRA ME!

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*NAPETA GLAZBA*

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FELIX: Oohh... 
RAČUNALO: HA HA HA HAAAAA

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Molim?

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Bože, moram hakirati

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Ahh...

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Ti idi tamo

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A ti ovdje...

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Eto ga

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Ti odi dolje

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Evo ga!

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Hak blokiran

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Ja sam izvrstan haker

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Bolji sam haker od

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Dylana

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ADAM: ovi otmičari će te probati locirati i oteti

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ŠTO?

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Ovo je baš kao stvarni život!

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Dobro bros

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Jeste li spremni ući u "deep web"?

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Malo sam uplašen

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Možda će policajci vidjeti ovaj video

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*bijesno tipkanje na tipkovnici*

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Da vidimo što ima ovdje

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Sranje

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Ooo "deep wiki"

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Ovo je stvarmo, momci

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Ovo je  j*beno stvarno

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Možete kupiti drogu

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Kupite nešto dro...

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Hoćete malo... Hoćete malo droge?

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Hej, stari

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Oh jebeti mucka sranje

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O NE, HAKIRAJU NAS

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HAKIRAJU NAS

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Ovo me izluđuje, o Bože

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bivamo DDoS-ani

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FAK (x5)

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Hakiraj ih natrag

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BLLLOKIRANI STE

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Idemo nabaviti malo kanabisa

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*ušmrkne*

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A DAJ, ČOVJEČE

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O ne bivamo...Uhh koj k*rac moram sve ovo napisati

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Imam švedsku tipkovnicu

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Ja j*beno ne znam

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*bijesno tipkanje*

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Ja sam baš...

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JEBEMU

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Ja j*beno ne...

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Pogledajte moje tipk....

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KVRAGU

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Izluđuje me

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Hack blokiran

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Bože ovo je j*beno čudno, čovječe

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Haloo?

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Jesu li to moji susjedi?

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U redu idemo nabaviti malo jeftinih cigareta

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*pewds ne to je loše za pluća*

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Kvragu

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Ne mogu napraviti ništa ovih dana

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Oke, upali smo

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muscleboy81

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*jezivi koraci unutar igre*

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Što je to bilo?

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*još jezivih koraka*

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*DJ Khaleed (another one-još jedan)*

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Ne

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Haloo?

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J*beš me to je strašno

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Ja sam sada bez zajebancije prestrašen, čovječe

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Ovo je baš j*beno čudno

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Ovo su nekakva sranja s illuminati znakovima, nisu li?!

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Koji je ovo k*rac

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Oooke

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To je iris

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Ooopa

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E ovo je...

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Daj da nabavim malo opioida

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Daj...

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Daj čovječe gdje u k*rcu da nabavim droge

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Hoću DROGU KVRAGU

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Ja sam Youtuber

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Moramo ući u...

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Ecstasy

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DoubleUP

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SRANJE

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Svi ti j*beni dvanaestogodišnjaci koji me pokušavaju DDoS-ati

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opa

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Koji K*RAC

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*čita pismo:''Ja sam kazna Božja,ako nisi počinio velike grijehe Bog ti ne bih poslao kaznu kao mene nad tebom*

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Koji je kurac sve ovo??

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Je li netko tukao glavom od njihovu tipkovnicu?

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Ili to ili su je čistili?

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Morat cu ići sa opcijom broj 2

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*nabrijana muzika*

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Jebate ponovo me hakiraju ;-;

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Jebena Švedska tipkovnica

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(ne pewds to je moj posao)

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Koji kurac je taj zvuk?

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*jezive stolice rade zvuk škripanja*

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KOJI KURAC JE TO BILO??!

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O moj Bože ;-;

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Ovo je jebeni

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OOOoooOOOoooooOOOoooo(ta faca HAHA)

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*tarzan*

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Hey :D

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Daa

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Mislim trebam se branit od svih hakera

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Kupit ću tu....

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I tu...

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i tu

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Što je ovo?

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*jezivi zvuk*

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Koji je to kurac bio?!

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Halo?

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Ne mogu-Ne mogu reći jeli ovo igra ili ne

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Jebeno je čudno

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*poods donosi malo kavice* (tko je iza njega????)

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SRANJE

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*zlobno smijanje*

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Ne znam kako napravit tu jebenu stvar

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JEBENA ŠVEDSKA TIPKOVNICA

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Jebote ovo me prepalo

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Isuse

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O bože ti švedski kurvin sine

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*zlobno smijanje*

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*pewdsu dopizdilo sa igrinim sranjem*

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Čovječe kako se zabavljam

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Kako odlicna igrica koju ste predložili

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BOOM!

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Sjebalo vas sve

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*jezivi zvukovi*

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Koji je to kurac bio ?!1!

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Hvataju me

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O jebemu

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TipKAO sam

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Okej

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Imamo URL

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Pokusajmo

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Mogu li otvoriti novu karticu?

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Molim te upali

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Što?

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OH napredujemo! :D

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GOLI YOUTUBERI!!! (koje lice xD)

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KVRAGU!!

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JEBEMU

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U redu

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Vraćamo se

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Ohh-

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ahh

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NE PROLIO SAM KAVU ;-;

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EUUGHHH

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KVRAGU

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Ova jebena igra me stavlja na rub čovjeČE

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Sranje jebena guzica

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Preko cijele tipko-preko cijele moje tipkovnice

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Znate što to je samo kava ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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*ušmrče kavu*

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šTOOOOOO

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*demonično šaptanje*

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Što je to bilo?

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*demonično šaptanje se pojača*

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o moj BoŽE

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Oh ne neeeEEEE

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Jebemti

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(neprikladne misli?)

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Je li me ti jebeš???

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*jezivi zvukovi koraka*

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*opet jezivi zvukovi koraka*

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Tko to radi

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MAMA!

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MAMA vrati se u krevet

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Obiteljski dućan za drogu :D

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*sladak smijeh*

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Dobri stari obiteljski dućan za droge

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Volio bih malo ubrzati1 :D

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Tako radim svoje videe

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Ja sam oduvijek htio biti otet

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i

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Silovan ;-;

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...I pomisao o

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otimanju me

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i silovanju me

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Toliko napaljuje D:

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Planiram si amputirati lijevu ruku

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I zamijeniti s rukom mog mrtvog

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ljubavnika D:

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Imam tu fantaziju da provalim u nečiju kuću

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I da se popišam na sve najdragocjenije

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(pewds to je moj POSAO)

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A DA? BOLJE NEMOJ DOĆI U MOJU KUĆU POPIŠATI SE

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*ispuše nos*

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Ayyy mesar

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Korak po korak

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*jumpscare*

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AHHH

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Koji kurac je to bio? xD

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Igram igricu više nego sat vremena

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I onda je jebeno preplaši jumpscareom od nikud

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HVALA

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Hvala

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Hvala

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Hvala ti jebeno puno

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Iii daa

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To je bilo "Welcome To The Game"

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Vrlo zanimljiva igrica

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Nije baš zabavna za igrati *namigne*

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Nadam se da je ovaj video ipak bio smiješan (da bio je)

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Ostavite lajk ako vam se svidio

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Neću više dirati ovo sranje

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Bros, vidimo se sutra

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Sa friškim, novim videom

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I kao uvijek

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*poljubi šaku*

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Ostanite odlični bros!