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一步一步嚟 啊！！！

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（keemstar新聞報道）

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歡迎嚟到呢隻遊戲! :D

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咩話？

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隻遊戲係叫歡迎嚟到呢隻遊-

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歡迎嚟到呢隻遊戲？

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歡迎嚟到呢隻遊戲！！！

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今日我哋會玩：歡迎嚟到呢隻遊戲

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咩話？

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隻遊戲係叫：歡迎嚟到呢隻遊戲

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歡迎嚟到呢。。條片

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今日我哋會玩歡迎嚟到呢隻遊戲

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呢隻係一隻關於黑客同埋恐怖嘅遊戲

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我淨係知咁多

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我哋開始啦～～～ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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彈開啦

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呢隻遊戲會同你玩心理

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呢隻遊戲會玩殘你

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呢隻遊戲都唔跟規矩玩架

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新遊戲唔該

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咁呢呢隻遊戲你會入去『deep web』

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deep web基本上就係互聯網嘅其中一角，要用加密咗嘅瀏覽器先可以睇到

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咦！我可以周圍望

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有人打比我

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亞 亞當

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（亞當）喂 係呢 即係咁

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你肯定你要咁做？

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deep web充滿住狗屎垃圾

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（pewds）我都話咗架啦！

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（亞當）有啲嘢你睇左就唔可以當睇唔到

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就好似佢嘅雞～

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嗱，deep web呢家嘢我咩都唔知架，因為係犯法架嘛

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但係我聽講話入面有好多犯法嘢

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兒童色情

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（pewds係度諗佢有冇用錯字）

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而家搞到我好似係專登去睇果啲嘢 poods做得好

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（亞當）你唔可以用你平時用開嘅瀏覽器嚟睇呢啲網站

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筆記呢就。。筆記！

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寫得太好喇 真係太好喇

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咩話 咦 我可以周圍噤

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呢隻遊戲用VR玩肯定好正

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（亞當）當你用緊deep web果陣，就等同暴露咗自己畀啲黑客

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呢啲黑客會嘗試入侵你啲嘢

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（pewds）哦 即係話呢隻遊戲會搞到你比人DDOS

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（亞當）我而家整個DOS攻擊先

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大鑊 我要俾人電腦入侵喇

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噢！ 電腦：哈哈哈 哈～

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下？

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救命 我被入侵喇

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啊～

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你去果到

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你呢就去

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搞掂

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你去下面

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搞掂！

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入侵阻止！

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我係個勁抽黑客

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我嘅電腦入侵技術仲好過

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迪倫

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（亞當）仲會有綁匪會嘗試搵你嘅位置跟住綁架你

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咩話？

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就好似現實生活咁！

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好啦各位巴打

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你哋準備好入deep web味？

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我有少少淆底

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啲警察可能會睇到呢條片

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（鍵盤聲）

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睇下會搵到啲咩先

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唔係呀嘛

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deep維基百科喎

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呢樣係真實存在架

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係真架大佬

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您可以買毒品

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買啲毒品

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你想要。你想要啲毒品？

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喂老友

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嘩唔係呀嘛搞邊科

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大鑊我哋被入侵喇

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我哋被入侵喇

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嚇死我喇大佬

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我哋要比人DDOS喇

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屌（x5）

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入侵番佢哋啊

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你比我擋住咗喇！

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我哋買啲大麻先

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（噴氣聲）

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大佬唔係呀嘛

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救命我哋要比人。唔係呀嘛 我要打晒呢啲出嚟？

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我個鍵盤打瑞典字架

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我點知啊

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（瘋狂打字中）

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我而家就好似一個

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啊～

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我唔知啊

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睇下我個鍵

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豈有此理

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嚇死我喇

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擋住咗個電腦入侵喇

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救命 好奇怪啊大佬

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喂？

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係咪我啲鄰居啊？

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好啦 我哋買啲平煙先

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唔係呀嘛

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乜Q都做唔到

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好啦 我哋入咗去喇！

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肌肉小子81

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（遊戲入面嘅腳步聲）

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咩聲嚟？

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（又有腳步聲）

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（再有腳步聲）

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唔係掛 o.o

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喂？

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嚇死我咩

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我比啲聲嚇到死死吓

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奇怪到一個點

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呢啲就係光明會嘅標誌？

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呢個咩野黎架

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好啦

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呢個係眼球

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噢～

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咁～果樣呢

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等我買啲鴉片先

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嚟啦 唔好咁啦

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大佬啊我點樣先可以買到毒品

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我要毒品啊！

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我係個youtuber

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我哋要

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發癲

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打孖上

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我hi!

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啲12歲靚仔想DDOS我

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嘩

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搞咩9

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我係神派來嘅懲罰 如果你冇咩大嘅罪惡 神係唔會派我嚟懲罰你

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呢啲究竟係咩q嚟

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係咪有人一嘢撞自己個頭落個鍵盤到？

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一係呢就係佢哋係度清理鍵盤

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我諗應該係我第二果個諗法

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（瘋狂背景音樂）

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又要俾人電腦入侵喇

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死人瑞典鍵盤

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啱啱係咩聲？

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（張櫈係到郁嘅聲）

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啱啱發生咩事？

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救命

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好得人驚

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噢～

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嘩～

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正！

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有咁多黑客我都係保護自己姐  係咪?

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我要買呢把

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同埋果呢把

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同仲有呢把

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呢個咩黎

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（恐怖聲）

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啱啱係咩嘢嚟？

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喂？

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我分唔清啲聲究竟係咪係隻遊戲入面

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好鬼奇怪

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（poods攞咖啡）

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大鑊

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（邪惡笑聲）

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我已經唔識打落去

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死人瑞典鍵盤

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嚇死我咩

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神啊

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救命呀你個死瑞典鍵盤

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（邪惡笑聲）

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太好玩喇實在係

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你介紹嘅遊戲真~係正

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你哋全部都輸晒喇

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（詭異聲）

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啱啱發生咩事？

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佢哋係後面望住我

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豈有此理

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我係度打緊字架嘛

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好

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我哋拎到條超連結

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我哋試下

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我可唔可以開個新分頁

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一定要得啊唔該

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咩話？

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噢 我哋有啲進展喎

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裸體YOUTUBERS！

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搞錯！

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豈有此理

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好啦

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我哋番番嚟

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噢～

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啊！

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大獲 我倒瀉咗我啲杯咖啡

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啊！！！

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豈有此理

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呢隻遊戲消耗緊我理智

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大檸樂喇

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瀉晒係我個鍵盤到x2

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係咖啡啊

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咩黎～

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（惡魔靜靜雞係度講嘢）

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啱啱係咩嚟？

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（惡魔靜靜雞係度講嘢）

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救命

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噢 唔好x2

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大鑊

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咁大整蠱？

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（詭異腳步聲）

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（又有腳步聲）

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邊個係度

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阿媽

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阿媽你繼續瞓啦

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家庭毒品店

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哈哈哈

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歡樂傳統家庭毒品店

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我想快少少

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我就係咁樣整我啲影片

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我一直都想俾人綁架

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同埋

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強姦

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個綁架

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同埋強姦我

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嘅諗頭

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搞到我好興奮

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我諗住斬咗我隻左手

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跟住用我死去嘅愛人

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隻手嚟取代

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我有諗過偷入人哋間屋

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跟住係最貴重嘅嘢上面屙尿

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喂你最好唔好入嚟我間屋屙尿

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咦 個屠夫喎

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一步一步（前方請注意音量）

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啊！（嚇死咩）

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乜鬼嘢嚟㗎？

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我玩咗多過成粒鐘

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跟住佢就無啦啦係唔知邊度跳出嚟嚇我？

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多謝

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多謝

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多謝晒

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真係多謝晒

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咁呢

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啱啱呢就係歡迎嚟到呢隻遊戲

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一隻幾有趣嘅遊戲

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玩落就唔係咁好玩

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但係我希望呢條片係搞笑嘅

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如果你覺得好睇嘅就留低個讚好

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我以後都唔會再掂呢隻遊戲

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我哋聽日再見啦巴打

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會有條全新嘅影片

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同埋呢就好似平時一樣

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（接吻拳）

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要爽爆啊巴打～