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Do you guys like to cringe?

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I like to.

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In case you haven't noticed I'm kind of a cringy guy.

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Put me in any

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real-life scenario,

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and I just won't know how to handle it.

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*Clip of professional Pewdiepie handshake with Conan plays.*

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That was awful.
It turned into a high-five and it just fell apart.

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It was...I never want to do that again.

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*Laughs at himself*

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But that's what makes me appreciate the cringe even more,

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because I understand the cringe.

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I bleed for the cringe.

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So without further ado, let's go through some of my favorite cringe

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Special TV Edition™️! Hooray.

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You're really scraping the barrel now Felix, I love this because it's basically how I do all my intros

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*professional sounding intro music plays*

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*Pewds laughing*

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*snicker*

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*sounds of fumbling papers or microphone feedback*

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*Pfhh, hah!*

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- Hello and welcome
- Thank you, I never felt so welcome! How natural that was

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He just turns around like he's so confused the look of terror

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Hello and welcome

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to this vi-de-o...

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Hope you guys are looking for...

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*hehehe*

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I don't know what it is with TV cringe

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It's just funny cuz it's so it's such an organic cringe

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You know what I mean?

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When that thing happened with Conan, you know

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I know! You see it in my head. I'm calculating

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I'm like, yeah, I'm sure they'll edit that out. Yeah, I trust the editing system that they won't draw attention to it

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They will just cut it out. No! And that's why we, you know, it's live you get these beautiful moments

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Okay, this one! My boy. My man

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Richard! 30 second pitch, Richard! You're on television, live television

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You got to give us a thirty. Second. Clip.

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I watch this clip to get me going in the morning!

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To get me boosted, get a nice big old motivational push just watch my man Richard killing it. All right, Richard chaas keys take it away

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Get a nice big old motivational push!

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Just watch my man Richard KILLING IT

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Alright Richard Pachovsky, take it away.

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Come on Richard, kill it.

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Hi, you're looking for someone who has more...

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than

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..just a focus on

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uh

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technology

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You're looking for someone

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who has

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No

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Pewds: Ohh no!

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Anchor: That's okay, go for it! Tell us!

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Anchor: Just speak to me like we're sitting at the dinner table! Go ahead Richard.

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Anchor: What do you have? What can you offer?

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...

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Richard: That...
Pewds: *groaning*

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Pewds: Come on Richard, plz!!

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Anchor: It's okay regroup for a second. No problem. Go ahead take it again.

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And here, when alllll hope is lost

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When Frodo lost the Ring, when the Titanic sank, when that plane...

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*record scratch*

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No...

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When all hope was lost

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Richard

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Top 10 Anime Comebacks of All Time®

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KILLS IT! He comes back and he kills it

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ONE. THOUSAND. PERCENT.

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Richard: Okay

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Richard: You're looking for someone who is more than just technology savvy

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Pewds: Ja!

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Richard: ...someone who has customer focus

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and international experience. A prob—a person—who is a problem solver

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Analytical yet still has common sense. [Pewds: Yes!]

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I'm that person. [Pewds: He's that person.] I have great

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...customer...

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...focused skills [Pewds: He does!] and great soft skills.

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I...have the ability to take

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end-to-end ownership of a project

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And the determination to do whatever it takes to get the job done

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Anchor: Fantastic, Richard.

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*Pewds giggling incoherently*

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It's so wholesome!

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So glad he got through it! My man...

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Richard! It's it's not a cringe. I just love the clip

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You know that they're saying in a relationship what they're not doing in public they're doing at home. It's a bit more specific but

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Great saying Felix. I know well this clip is a testimony of that and my god

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It's probably one of the most painful fights I have ever seen on television

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Thank You, mr. President, thank you. Good morning everyone and welcome to morning Joe Joe's back

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Is here great to have you back?

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We did lots of fighting over issues. So it should be a good show to know we do know. Oh, yeah, we don't fight

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No, no. Don't do that, ok? Not on the air.

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Not on the air! What're you doing, it's 6:03.

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Well, can ask you a question?

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Everyone knows you cannot hold hands at 6:03 (AM)

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okay, you cannot do any endearing gesture at 6:03 (AM) touching hands you might as well given her a slap on the

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nose

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We're engaged I mean we've been engaged now for like 13 hours

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(uhhhhh)

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Do you think I should be able to hold her hand? (no, not at-)

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603 not at 603 everyone knows that you'll be quiet. I'll hold your hand

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My god, but there is a chance of hail in the morning after love eight will reach 13 - great

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So pick the first day of the last month. Oh my god, I

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Said this and I've said it before first of all never kiss anyone I mean, what's the point?

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Don't kiss someone that isn't your girlfriend fiance or wife on camera at all. Just don't do it. Just don't do it

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Just don't do it. Okay. Just don't kiss people. Just don't kiss anyone just don't want to kiss for this guy

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It's like you know what?

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Screw that rule.

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I'm gonna go- i'm gonna- Im gon- *Gibberish*

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'*+-. Moment of truth .-+*'

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Woman: Ouuo.. Ahha,
Man: Hah, hahahahahaha!

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Other man: Ok, this is going on.

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Urruugh!

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You had one job

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Okay, you know how much shame I have to swallow for the handshake. What do you think?

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I happen if I went into a kiss, huh? What would you think would happen?

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Tehe, he hahahaha...

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Okay, this really is great way or is it here yeah

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He, hahahahah!

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I'll just play it. Quarter o'clock. Yeah his phone rings and what is he doing?

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*Throwing phone*

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*Vietnamese*

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Yeah, that's less awkward. Couldn't he have just muted it you didn't have to throw or chuck away your phone Jesus Christ

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I love the sound

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but

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*Vietnamese*

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Enjoy your broken phone and your lost job. Oh this one is this one is great to my man. Mike craft sick

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He basically speaks just like I do

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when it's unedited

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if you ever want to know how an unedited pewdiepie video looks like

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It's basically like this people trying to beat the heat and trying to stay cool and to tomorrow

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and people

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*Hard time speaking*

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That's it guys hope you enjoy this video and to

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Tomorrow

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Don't get me wrong. Okay. I'm not ridiculing these people. I am merely celebrating it. We're a group of cringe.

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We all know how it feels I love this clip because whatever she's saying it's just so goddamn

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boring and this girl doing a copies in the background just realizes that she's

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For the lottery starting tomorrow

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Open until Friday the UAA will know

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Can I swap my cell phone picked up from Tuesday through Thursday now students which

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Everyone is welcome to sign up live from the newsroom Cara Minelli. W UF t news

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She's like what is happening? Beautiful cringe? Where would I be without you?

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I'm so pale

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Today snow is

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low, and one of the

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snow fell in Seattle in other areas

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This is the kind of stuff that you know

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I would if I do with this on camera Brad and Brad - we'll just draw attention to it

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So now if I ever mess up an intro you normally I just keep going and do it redo it

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But instead I have to stop the recording and start again

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because of these douchebags

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these meanies.

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This clip is so weird, okay. If I no one has to context behind this, please feel free to let me know

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I don't know. What the Frick her problem is. I feel like it's a broken record. Look at the best. I

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Look at her, what's she doing?

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Like calling you daddy thank you. I can like it what just happened

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What just happened there? She's just like they're communicating

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It's not about the record this morning, but honestly, I feel like it was a broken record

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this is like the best song I play that song I

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Like calling you daddy. Thank you

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So anyway, that's the best song ever. I really enjoy that. You got it daddy

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I like calling you daddy his reaction to it is so wholesome. It's not like "you weirdo". It's

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literally, like "Oh, thank you"

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Calling you daddy

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She should be working for the BCC- Jbww- hahahahaha!

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No, no, no, no not on my cringe watch. Okay, this clip is

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so

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painful, I

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Need a nuclear warning on this one. This is nuclear. Oh my god, Jesus Christ. Okay guys. Are you ready?

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I'm going to press play three two one. Im gonna get a picture of you and then it would be posted all around?

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And you'll be it'll happen in your office. Yeah, possibly you don't think so

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Well, it depends, you know, you know, I've got some time in the camera. Why don't you stop by?

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No, okay, um, oh

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Jesus Christ what is wrong with the people, you know people talk about

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Social issues and I'm like that doesn't happen you watch you watch the news and it's like right there

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It's hidden in plain sight maybe because I never had a desk job. Maybe that's these you why would he say that?

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You know, I've got some time and a camera. Why don't you stop by?

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No, okay, this is in the context of I think some

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Naked photos and he just drops in the weirdest tone ever. I got camera

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She dropped some time in a camera. Why don't you stop by?

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Yeah, I'll come by. What the hell

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What are you where were you thinking?It's not as bad as the kiss thoughto, the kiss was worse. That was a joke

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Bwthahahaha..!

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Yes, I love this clip

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That's right. I've seen them all. I'm just showing it to you cuz I like it. Okay

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This guy makes a weird furry joke and no one laughs

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And it just makes it so much worse

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Okay, just hang out with my new best friend Bettina I

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Think you sho- you two should get a

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Hotel room or something a lot of action going on over there. Oh Charlie!

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Probably most action you get in months huh?

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Oh my god... (thhehe), oh yeah? whatswrongwitdemwstakjjnuttlluwwioioioi

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Terrible joke why would you and they kept going my god you think my jokes are bad

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Shishah sheesh (Family Friendly).  Ah, I need a minute. I need a break

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It's we got my boy. I can't even watch this. This is going to do a spoken words now write write and

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Tell us what we're about to hear

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Just a priest there. It's just a freak, you know every style I notice a Comic Sans there by the way, okay

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Years ago, they tried it years ago. They try this just put me in it (Beatbox)

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Check it check it

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Come on Dave freestyle try to read something from your book. Yeah, uh

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I was wondering like surely Mo's rappers have some sort of hey, give us a freestyle

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They just have like a go-to rhyme right? Maybe they're writing some song or something some material

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That's what I would do if I had a rapper because I'm a but cuz I don't want to end up like Mike here

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That's right. Everybody. I make an effort to not appear cringy. Here's like actual customer out here

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What's what's the best kind of firework to buy wouldn't you like to know weather boy?

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Kid's sketchy back to you that kid has been raised on a pure onion diet I can tell this is onion versus soy

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Demonstrated right here. Wouldn't you like to know weather boy?

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Asserting his dominance

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straight away

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delivered that line like a pull intent like that that kid made him remember his days in elementary school, so

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Humiliating. This is a new day. This is too big

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so basically they they came to rescue this hiker because they left a message in the sand and

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You know a call for help by stones, you know, the classic mean send help with so

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Here's a live footage of it you're making

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Something please send something please

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Thank god, she's okay

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Probably someone did in fact send her news. What an absolute hero

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We sent our team out to send her nudes and it worked out great

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Everyone was just happy, great everyone was just happy, it cured the heat, it just... fixed all the problems.

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Pazawananganoamawoananawelcomezarawewoal Pazawananganoamawoananawelcomezarawewoal

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S- s..- Seriously...

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t h e n   t h e    r a m p w h a i a i a a

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I'm gon.. I'm gonna look at the cordcast while they say.. Let's go take a look at this whole-
 
Woman: Wait a minute, you're live on TV right now?<?

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Man: Yes!

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*Non-humanic sound*

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What are they..-

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P a z a w a n a n g a n o a m a w o a n a n a w e l c o m e z a r a w e w o a
P a z a w a n a n g a n o a m a w o a n a n a w e l c o m e z a r a w e w o a

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Man: Then the roud ??????

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S- S..- Seriously.

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I'm gonna look at the forecast while they sing. Let's go ahead

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We got our phase right before make it our phase now before workout. That's why they sing

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All right

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that's it for me for now lemon leave a like if you cringed leave a like if you...-

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Check out a..-

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another video..-

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Id.. Hit that uhhhhh........-

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bell button

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*Pewds trying to speak english*

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and um...

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(long awkward silence)

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(processing)

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(where did he go?)
 
( I Don't Know.) -From The Other Translator

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Right, I know you're gonna keep this just don't just cut it out there

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We miss Sive. (brad 2)