WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.840 This video was made in collaboration with Telekom. 00:00:04.480 --> 00:00:05.980 Once upon a time... 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:10.720 There was a brave Swedish man, 00:00:11.200 --> 00:00:13.640 called PewDiePie... 00:00:16.220 --> 00:00:18.460 PewDiePie was an enthusiastic sailor... 00:00:19.840 --> 00:00:20.720 He loved the ocean, 00:00:21.080 --> 00:00:22.400 like he loved his stupid dog - 00:00:22.840 --> 00:00:23.560 EDGAR. 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:26.040 Alright. 00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:28.600 Alright, let's get serious for a little bit. 00:00:28.600 --> 00:00:33.040 Deutsche Telekom, Alzheimer's Research and UCL have gotten together, 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:34.840 to make a mobile game, 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:35.920 to fight dementia. 00:00:36.200 --> 00:00:36.960 That's pretty cool! 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:39.120 If you are not familiar with dementia, 00:00:39.120 --> 00:00:41.120 one of the first signs of it 00:00:41.120 --> 00:00:43.120 is loss of navigational skills. 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:46.200 Dementia steals your memories 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:49.520 and the times you had with the people you love. 00:00:51.120 --> 00:00:53.840 It's...just...awful. 00:00:54.720 --> 00:00:57.360 And this game was made to conquer that. 00:00:58.120 --> 00:01:00.120 So, the game is split up in different areas 00:01:00.120 --> 00:01:02.240 and basically you're a sea explorer, 00:01:02.760 --> 00:01:04.760 and you need to navigate 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:08.400 to recover the lost memories of your father. 00:01:10.600 --> 00:01:12.840 And you follow the same journey, as he took. 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:15.280 Ok, so here is where the game get's interesting: 00:01:16.160 --> 00:01:19.400 The data from people playing this game and navigating around, 00:01:19.880 --> 00:01:21.880 will be analyzed by scientists 00:01:21.880 --> 00:01:24.680 and the more they get - the better results they will get. 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:28.680 Right now, there are over 49 million people sufferng from dementia 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:30.680 An noone has ever survived it. 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:32.880 There is no cure and it's increasing. 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:37.160 There is going to be 135 million people by the year 2050. 00:01:37.720 --> 00:01:41.920 This game's goal is to generate the largest, crowdsource, global benchmark, 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:43.320 for how people navigate. 00:01:43.440 --> 00:01:45.920 So, if 100 000 people play this game for 2 minutes, 00:01:46.520 --> 00:01:49.880 we can generate 58 years of lab research. 00:01:50.440 --> 00:01:51.120 Bro's, 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:52.440 check out this game. 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:56.840 I am going to donate $50,000 to Alzheimer's Research, as well. 00:01:57.280 --> 00:01:59.280 Please, check out this game in the description, 00:02:00.160 --> 00:02:01.880 It' s a really cool thing and I think 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:05.240 if all you bro's checked out this game, download it on your phone - 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:09.000 we can all help to support research for dementia. 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:11.080 I think that's fucking awesome. 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:15.920 That is really cool, and I would love if you bro's 00:02:16.720 --> 00:02:19.920 checked it out, tweet #gameforgood 00:02:20.200 --> 00:02:21.840 with a screenshot of you playing the game. 00:02:21.960 --> 00:02:22.960 I think, that would be awesome! 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:25.480 Now, let's get into some other games as well! 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:28.080 Sheep... 00:02:30.720 --> 00:02:32.720 They're all sheep... 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:36.000 One person plays the game... 00:02:36.320 --> 00:02:38.320 and the rest just follows... 00:02:39.600 --> 00:02:41.680 Think for yourself! 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:44.960 Find your originality! 00:02:46.920 --> 00:02:48.920 I am so fucking tired! 00:02:49.160 --> 00:02:51.600 Look, they even used the same fucking thumbnail! 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:54.040 I'm so tired 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:55.720 of all these people 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:57.440 just copying each other!.. 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:00.560 It is copying! 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:05.240 Anyway, welcome to "Life. The Game."! 00:03:05.480 --> 00:03:08.760 My name is PewDiePie-the most original youtuber. 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:10.160 This is all...get born! 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:11.400 Okay. 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:14.120 That is fucking disguasting. 00:03:14.160 --> 00:03:15.000 I am sorry. 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:17.000 Okay, well, I failed at step one! 00:03:17.600 --> 00:03:18.680 Well...I tried. 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:20.680 *The most original youtuber!* 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:22.680 I couldn't even get bored...born! 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:23.640 There it is! 00:03:23.640 --> 00:03:27.040 *Song: Fly by Nicki Minaj feat Rihanna* 00:03:27.040 --> 00:03:29.040 Talk! Umm... 00:03:29.920 --> 00:03:31.920 I'm learning to speak. 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:37.000 I still haven't seem to be able to master this art of... 00:03:37.640 --> 00:03:38.640 SHUT UP! 00:03:40.920 --> 00:03:42.920 Oh God it's so fast pace! Okay we learn how to study! 00:03:42.920 --> 00:03:43.720 Study, study! 00:03:44.160 --> 00:03:45.640 Drag and drop... 00:03:45.720 --> 00:03:48.800 UHHH... H 2 no, uhhh 12 plus... 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:50.760 Twenty..se-eight? 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:51.740 Fuck you! 00:03:52.040 --> 00:03:54.320 Well, I failed my grades, I still did fine... 00:03:54.640 --> 00:03:58.440 Alright, seveteen, 3, twenty... 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:02.080 Bam-bada-boom! Brrrah! 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:03.400 Oh God, zits! 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:04.760 I got it in my eye?! 00:04:05.160 --> 00:04:07.400 Dude, that zit is fucking nas 00:04:07.760 --> 00:04:09.200 I did it! Puberty! No, wait... 00:04:09.200 --> 00:04:11.000 I never got a single zit! 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:14.040 All the ladies were like: "Hey, that PewDiePie guy... " 00:04:14.040 --> 00:04:15.200 Oh God, we even got a braces... 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:17.720 I never got braces, I never got zits! 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:20.240 I am 26, I still get these! 00:04:20.520 --> 00:04:22.360 WTF is wrong with life? 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:25.040 "After the "Pimple accident" you became the Nipple face guy..." 00:04:26.120 --> 00:04:28.200 I am still the Nipple face guy! 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:29.440 Okay, I did it! 00:04:30.640 --> 00:04:33.200 Now we go on a date. This has never happened in my life. 00:04:33.380 --> 00:04:39.260 *Song: Naraku no Hana* 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:41.880 Uhhh...she looks boring. 00:04:41.880 --> 00:04:45.520 "You nope'd one of the cutest girls...it's your biggest regret of your life...". Try again. 00:04:45.880 --> 00:04:47.160 Oh, I gotta be real fast, okay! 00:04:47.320 --> 00:04:47.820 Yes! 00:04:48.240 --> 00:04:48.800 Uhh, no! 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:49.880 Yes! 00:04:50.760 --> 00:04:51.560 Yes! 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:52.620 Yes! 00:04:53.200 --> 00:04:54.080 It's a match. 00:04:54.440 --> 00:04:56.080 Okay, spo... WHAT? 00:04:56.400 --> 00:04:57.560 Come on! 00:04:58.400 --> 00:04:59.840 I am hitting so many balls, dude! 00:04:59.840 --> 00:05:01.520 Oh, okay, I can just do that. 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:03.240 I did it! *laughing* 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:04.760 Oh, make coffee! 00:05:04.760 --> 00:05:05.680 Uhhh... 00:05:07.840 --> 00:05:08.360 Did I miss? 00:05:08.760 --> 00:05:09.880 I did it! Whoaa! 00:05:09.880 --> 00:05:11.040 Get married, bitch! 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:12.520 I'll get married like this! 00:05:12.920 --> 00:05:14.920 Listen, if Marzia don't want me like this... 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:19.200 She can have it!.. No, she can date Edgar! 00:05:19.200 --> 00:05:21.200 Alright, fine, I'll add the panties. 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:23.560 Alright, fine, Jesus... 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:26.040 Yaaay, get kids! 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:26.780 *peew* 00:05:27.160 --> 00:05:28.400 Come on, Marzia! 00:05:28.640 --> 00:05:30.400 Uuh, this is kinda weird. 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:31.640 Midlife crisis! 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:33.280 "Shopping list: New car". 00:05:33.400 --> 00:05:34.600 Those, please! 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:35.680 New car, weights! 00:05:35.760 --> 00:05:37.480 We're gonna travel now. 00:05:38.880 --> 00:05:40.280 Hey, I got ripped at list. 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:40.980 Grand children! 00:05:41.200 --> 00:05:41.800 Drag and drop! 00:05:41.960 --> 00:05:44.920 Uh, oh, oh God, she got sucked in! 00:05:45.080 --> 00:05:46.440 What the fuck! No, don't!.. 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:47.600 No, don't f...! 00:05:47.880 --> 00:05:48.720 Timmy, you're fucking!.. 00:05:49.200 --> 00:05:50.160 What is with kids?! 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:52.480 Dilan & Pewds: I HATE PEWDIEPIE! 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:54.120 PewDiePie sucks! 00:05:54.280 --> 00:05:55.560 Yay, stay healthy. 00:05:56.080 --> 00:05:58.120 It's a bit to fucking short for that mate! 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:59.640 Getting old fucking sucks... 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:02.520 I hope when I die, at least I get it on camera. 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:05.760 So Edgar can upload that shit and cash in on it. 00:06:06.040 --> 00:06:07.160 I did it, holy shit... 00:06:07.560 --> 00:06:08.200 WHAT?! 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:09.120 NO! 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:17.400 Loved by all 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:20.760 That's hysterical 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:22.360 That's a very creative game. 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:24.240 I applaud. Very well done. 00:06:24.320 --> 00:06:26.080 Moving on to the next game! 00:06:26.080 --> 00:06:27.440 I know what you're thinking! 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:30.040 "Eeh, are this real or are they fake?" 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:34.800 Yeah, well guess what! Only Marzia and Edgar, maybe, will know the true answer! 00:06:35.200 --> 00:06:36.600 Okay, "Real or fake". 00:06:37.160 --> 00:06:40.160 Now, I've done...I consider myself a bit of a... 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:44.080 a "conwazzer" of real and fake. 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:47.640 I've done a lot of photoshop fakers and I think I've got 00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:50.440 a special eye for when it's real. 00:06:50.440 --> 00:06:53.640 I've seen a lot of fakes in my life and I now what's real or not. 00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:57.120 I can tell if a photo is real or fake. 00:06:57.160 --> 00:07:00.000 I'll tell you like it IS! 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:02.800 I am like the Kanye West of the Youtube, 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:05.720 except everyone hates m-me, everyo... 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:09.160 *sad piano music* 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:10.280 Anyway, let's play this one! 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:12.240 Alright, so, real or fake? 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:15.120 Now, I'm gonna go with real! 00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:16.480 BOOM! 00:07:17.200 --> 00:07:18.120 Bzing! 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:20.560 That is a fake, you can see the shadow... 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:22.960 Doesn't fucking make any sense, go fuck off! 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:26.880 That is so obiously fake, the fish looks as nothing! 00:07:26.880 --> 00:07:28.920 Let me fix the image for you, alright... 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:32.520 You got to match the fucking contrast, like, what is this? 00:07:32.520 --> 00:07:34.960 Oh God, this is so fucking terrible... 00:07:34.960 --> 00:07:37.200 Let's blend it a little better dude 00:07:37.200 --> 00:07:39.520 Yeah, that makes all the difference... 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:42.800 Gotta add a little bit of shadow, take away the pixels... 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:44.760 It's all in the details! 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:50.040 Now, this is the type of photo that's like... 00:07:50.960 --> 00:07:53.720 ...so incredible, that you're like: 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:55.360 "Well that can't be real" 00:07:55.640 --> 00:07:59.320 Alright, I'm gonna go with this is fake. 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:00.980 Of course. 00:08:01.120 --> 00:08:05.400 Why would a fucking picture of a owl be fake? 00:08:05.960 --> 00:08:07.360 Is the owl fake? 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:09.520 Is the owl telling us lies? 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:11.480 Like what-the-fuck-is-this-fucking-shit?! 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:13.120 Why would this be fake? 00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:15.720 It's, it's real, right? 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:17.800 Of course it's real! 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:22.600 THAT EAGLE IS SO OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPED, WTF?! 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:25.480 WHY WOULD THERE BE A FAKE PICTURE OF A BABY? 00:08:25.480 --> 00:08:27.880 What the fuck is this? 00:08:29.640 --> 00:08:31.640 Why would be church be fake? 00:08:34.520 --> 00:08:35.600 Well, before... WHAT? 00:08:35.600 --> 00:08:37.320 BEFORE THEY HAD A COUPLE? 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:40.520 HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW THEY HAD A COUPLE THERE BEFORE?! 00:08:40.880 --> 00:08:42.880 HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT! 00:08:43.280 --> 00:08:46.440 What the fuck is this stupid piece of shit? 00:08:46.440 --> 00:08:48.920 I've never been this pissed off in my life! 00:08:49.880 --> 00:08:50.720 Fuck you! 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:54.400 Hey bro's, thanks for watching the video! I forgot to do an outro. 00:08:54.560 --> 00:08:57.880 I am in New-York right now, so this will be the outro. 00:08:57.880 --> 00:09:00.200 Please remember to checkout "Sea Hero Quest"! 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:03.560 I really appreciate it bro's, it's for a good cause, it's in the description. 00:09:03.640 --> 00:09:07.320 I will post my donation on Twitter, so you know it's coming. 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:09.720 And that's it! Thanks for leaving a like, bro's 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:10.840 and as always... 00:09:10.880 --> 00:09:12.360 stay awesome! 00:09:12.360 --> 00:09:14.360 *BROFIST*