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Hey Marzia! I have a surprise for you :):):)

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*JAPANESE BS*

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*MORE JAPANESE BS*

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WTF IS THIS FELIX?!
Felix: It's your favourite game

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IS IT HAPPY WHEELS AGAIN?! F: No..

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F: "N-"

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*interrupts Felix* IT BETTER NOT BE FELIX OR ELSE I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU FOR JACKSPEDICY

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John Cena: ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT?

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This game is so much more than just hot...

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"babes" okay? this game is about

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Friendship, volleybal

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and having a great time

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*Marzia reads on screen* "press any button" *clicks* *Felix laughs while zooming in extremely fast on his aryan perfect face* M:didn't work...

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F: no it's a... *frustrated Felix*

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M: Where's mine? F: you don't get to play. M: *Extremely triggered* What?!

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F: No, you GET to play...
M: oh, thank you!

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F: Okay you are gonna have to pick my girlfriend.. *immediately realizes mistake with death and suffering as consequence* I mean my ahh...

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M: Excuse me?

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*Felix laughs uncomfortably*
M: oh can I pick...?

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F: Yeah so you pick- M: what did you do? F: you pick where you wanna go.

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You press circle to go somewhere

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you wanna go to the Jack of Trades, good choice!

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Ehh, perhaps buy some fabric.

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A cheesecake. M: yes... F: A CRAB, perhaps...

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*forcing* Buy the crab, Marzia..

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M: No! *INSTANT SAVAGE MARZIA*

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you're really good at this game. Buy the crab, come on buy the crab. M: Enough. *INSTANT SAVAGE MARZIA AGAIN*

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If I was an Anime babe, I would love a crab in a..

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in a box.. M: there you go. It's for you.

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OKAY CAN YOU NOW STFU ABOUT BUYING CRABS NOW??!

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What else do I do now? F: you go back with 'X'.

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you can't really do anything, you just buy stuff there

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So if you wanna go.. M: Tenerife?

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F: Tenerife, that's right, it's Tenerife

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So go down... Okay

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you.... Okay.

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Now we get to see her, for no reason so..

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So this is our GF?

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I don't know what's happening

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M: well I know what's happening *laughs*

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Ok, wait. what? OHHH! Okay,

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I've never done these (right...) but I've heard about these M: uhu

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F: you have to take pictures. *furious clicking* D-d-d-d,

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careful, you don't wanna skip anything. M: I just clicked- F: YOU SKIPPED IT!

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WAT DA HELL? Alrig ht so this game

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you are running against each other..okay?

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You start pressing 'x' as fast as you can

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Marzia: Wait, how they're running like that? *laugh

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Felix: Go!

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Not too fast, tough. Not too fast

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Marzia: Why??

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Felix: You'll fall.. you'll fall

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Too fast-- too slow.. go faster!

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Marzia! what are you doing?!

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Marzia: Who am i?

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Felix: I built a reputati.. You don't even know who you are?!

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No, you're not! you're the girl!

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You ruining my Highscore

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Marzia: You have to tell me who i am..

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Felix: I built hours of realtionship in this game

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Marzia: Mission Failed???

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Felix: You failed the mission??

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Marzia: You failed-_-

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Felix: How did- i didn't even play

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Marzia: She failed

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Felix: That's right

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Marzia: Who is it? what is this?

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Felix: I don't..  don't know

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I'm trying to figure it out

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Hey! it's a twelve year old in the game

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Boobs.

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Felix: Good job, Japan.

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Tranquil Beach sounds good, doesn't it?

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Marzia: Sure.

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Marzia: Okay, this is 'quit'. Okay?

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Felix: What?

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Marzia: That is quit.

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Felix: What does that mean?

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Marzia: Like, not this. 'Cause, she talked to--

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Felix: What are you saying?

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Felix: Mountain climbing!

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I never done this. I-I've been trying to find this.

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How did you find this?

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Which one was it?

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We're gonna mountain climb, Marzia.

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Gonna climb. We gonna go high up.

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Then, as you do on a holiday.

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Marzia: This seems like a bad idea.

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Felix: No, it's a good idea. She's fine. OMG

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*laughing*

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She's ready.

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Go!

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No, you gotta hit the-you gotta hit the *pointing*

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Marzia: Okay, okay

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Felix: C'mon. Don't DIE.

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Marzia: This is--

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Felix: What happens if you fall?

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Why are you doing this?

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Marzia: This seems so dangerous.

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Felix: I kinda want her to fall. And die.

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And break her neck.

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The voice acting is...amazing.

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Marzia: Oh, look! She's sweaty.

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You see her?

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But her hair is perfect.

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What are we doing now?

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Felix: I don't know.

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♪ I just wanna tell you: you're all I love, yeah ♪

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Marzia: I can dance, you have to change me.

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Felix: Okay. I don't know how you

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change character--how would I know these things?

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Let me show you how it's--how it's done.

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Marzia: I mean, I mean look at her. She's like, so tall.

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Felix: Woah, what does this--

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Oh, I can take pictures!

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W O A H!

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How'd I do this? Oh!

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Marzia: Go!

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Felix: No, you're playing the game!

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dad ITS NOT WHAT YOU NOOOOO

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Go faster!

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You're winning, Marzia!

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Amazing!

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*laughing*

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*strained* Yes!

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Felix: Now you can pick--now you can pick.

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Marzia: Okay!

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Felix: Ooh.

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Marzia: So, that's the girl we had before.

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Don't like her.

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Don't like that.

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That one? Or, that one?

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Felix: I think I prefer that one.

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Marzia: Really?

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Felix: The other one looks a bit strange.

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WHAT?

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Why?!

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WHY?!

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Okay, alright.

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Marzia: We're here against my babe.

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Felix: Oh! Oh! C'mon!

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Marzia: Look at my bad boings.

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Oh, you're good!

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Felix: What is happening?

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If we fall in, you're dead.

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Stop!

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Stop!!!

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For fuck! Stop it!

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Ah! Ah!

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Stop!!

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C'mon! C'mon!!

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Yay!

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*the text on screen is not being said at all*

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*Ainsley* "Ye-eah Boyah

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*Windows 'shut down' sound*