Hey Marzia! I have a surprise for you :):):)
*JAPANESE BS*
*MORE JAPANESE BS*
WTF IS THIS FELIX?! Felix: It's your favourite game
IS IT HAPPY WHEELS AGAIN?! F: No..
F: "N-"
*interrupts Felix* IT BETTER NOT BE FELIX OR ELSE I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU FOR JACKSPEDICY
John Cena: ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT?
This game is so much more than just hot...
"babes" okay? this game is about
Friendship, volleybal
and having a great time
*Marzia reads on screen* "press any button" *clicks* *Felix laughs while zooming in extremely fast on his aryan perfect face* M:didn't work...
F: no it's a... *frustrated Felix*
M: Where's mine? F: you don't get to play. M: *Extremely triggered* What?!
F: No, you GET to play... M: oh, thank you!
F: Okay you are gonna have to pick my girlfriend.. *immediately realizes mistake with death and suffering as consequence* I mean my ahh...
M: Excuse me?
*Felix laughs uncomfortably* M: oh can I pick...?
F: Yeah so you pick- M: what did you do? F: you pick where you wanna go.
You press circle to go somewhere
you wanna go to the Jack of Trades, good choice!
Ehh, perhaps buy some fabric.
A cheesecake. M: yes... F: A CRAB, perhaps...
*forcing* Buy the crab, Marzia..
M: No! *INSTANT SAVAGE MARZIA*
you're really good at this game. Buy the crab, come on buy the crab. M: Enough. *INSTANT SAVAGE MARZIA AGAIN*
If I was an Anime babe, I would love a crab in a..
in a box.. M: there you go. It's for you.
OKAY CAN YOU NOW STFU ABOUT BUYING CRABS NOW??!
What else do I do now? F: you go back with 'X'.
you can't really do anything, you just buy stuff there
So if you wanna go.. M: Tenerife?
F: Tenerife, that's right, it's Tenerife
So go down... Okay
you.... Okay.
Now we get to see her, for no reason so..
So this is our GF?
I don't know what's happening
M: well I know what's happening *laughs*
Ok, wait. what? OHHH! Okay,
I've never done these (right...) but I've heard about these M: uhu
F: you have to take pictures. *furious clicking* D-d-d-d,
careful, you don't wanna skip anything. M: I just clicked- F: YOU SKIPPED IT!
WAT DA HELL? Alrig ht so this game
you are running against each other..okay?
You start pressing 'x' as fast as you can
Marzia: Wait, how they're running like that? *laugh
Felix: Go!
Not too fast, tough. Not too fast
Marzia: Why??
Felix: You'll fall.. you'll fall
Too fast-- too slow.. go faster!
Marzia! what are you doing?!
Marzia: Who am i?
Felix: I built a reputati.. You don't even know who you are?!
No, you're not! you're the girl!
You ruining my Highscore
Marzia: You have to tell me who i am..
Felix: I built hours of realtionship in this game
Marzia: Mission Failed???
Felix: You failed the mission??
Marzia: You failed-_-
Felix: How did- i didn't even play
Marzia: She failed
Felix: That's right
Marzia: Who is it? what is this?
Felix: I don't.. don't know
I'm trying to figure it out
Hey! it's a twelve year old in the game
Boobs.
Felix: Good job, Japan.
Tranquil Beach sounds good, doesn't it?
Marzia: Sure.
Marzia: Okay, this is 'quit'. Okay?
Felix: What?
Marzia: That is quit.
Felix: What does that mean?
Marzia: Like, not this. 'Cause, she talked to--
Felix: What are you saying?
Felix: Mountain climbing!
I never done this. I-I've been trying to find this.
How did you find this?
Which one was it?
We're gonna mountain climb, Marzia.
Gonna climb. We gonna go high up.
Then, as you do on a holiday.
Marzia: This seems like a bad idea.
Felix: No, it's a good idea. She's fine. OMG
*laughing*
She's ready.
Go!
No, you gotta hit the-you gotta hit the *pointing*
Marzia: Okay, okay
Felix: C'mon. Don't DIE.
Marzia: This is--
Felix: What happens if you fall?
Why are you doing this?
Marzia: This seems so dangerous.
Felix: I kinda want her to fall. And die.
And break her neck.
The voice acting is...amazing.
Marzia: Oh, look! She's sweaty.
You see her?
But her hair is perfect.
What are we doing now?
Felix: I don't know.
♪ I just wanna tell you: you're all I love, yeah ♪
Marzia: I can dance, you have to change me.
Felix: Okay. I don't know how you
change character--how would I know these things?
Let me show you how it's--how it's done.
Marzia: I mean, I mean look at her. She's like, so tall.
Felix: Woah, what does this--
Oh, I can take pictures!
W O A H!
How'd I do this? Oh!
Marzia: Go!
Felix: No, you're playing the game!
dad ITS NOT WHAT YOU NOOOOO
Go faster!
You're winning, Marzia!
Amazing!
*laughing*
*strained* Yes!
Felix: Now you can pick--now you can pick.
Marzia: Okay!
Felix: Ooh.
Marzia: So, that's the girl we had before.
Don't like her.
Don't like that.
That one? Or, that one?
Felix: I think I prefer that one.
Marzia: Really?
Felix: The other one looks a bit strange.
WHAT?
Why?!
WHY?!
Okay, alright.
Marzia: We're here against my babe.
Felix: Oh! Oh! C'mon!
Marzia: Look at my bad boings.
Oh, you're good!
Felix: What is happening?
If we fall in, you're dead.
Stop!
Stop!!!
For fuck! Stop it!
Ah! Ah!
Stop!!
C'mon! C'mon!!
Yay!
*the text on screen is not being said at all*
*Ainsley* "Ye-eah Boyah
*Windows 'shut down' sound*