WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.120 Hey! Bonus video today. But before it 00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:05.100 begins, I just want to say I'm going to 00:00:05.100 --> 00:00:08.340 be streaming tomorrow at twitch.tv/ 00:00:08.340 --> 00:00:11.340 netglow. It's gonna be.......probably the 00:00:11.340 --> 00:00:11.840 best stream of your life. 00:00:11.840 --> 00:00:13.420 best stream of your life. 00:00:13.420 --> 00:00:14.500 Edgar - oh yeah *edgar scratching plop noise* 00:00:14.500 --> 00:00:15.420 Oh, Edgar is 00:00:15.420 --> 00:00:18.420 so excited for it as well. He might even be 00:00:18.420 --> 00:00:20.490 there! It's going to be really fun we have 00:00:20.490 --> 00:00:22.040 a ton of cool stuff we're gonna do. 00:00:22.040 --> 00:00:24.980 Ah.....Just don't miss it, you don't want to 00:00:24.990 --> 00:00:26.940 miss it. What are you doing? 00:00:26.940 --> 00:00:28.080 Marzia - Don't miss it! 00:00:28.080 --> 00:00:30.360 Thank you. Listen to Marzia. 00:00:30.360 --> 00:00:32.080 Now enjoy the video. 00:00:33.020 --> 00:00:35.840 what is happening family friendly 00:00:35.850 --> 00:00:38.730 Felix here we're gonna play paradigma 00:00:38.730 --> 00:00:40.380 paradigmmm 00:00:40.380 --> 00:00:43.320 para.... paradigm haha 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:47.360 I played this game when it had the Kickstarter I loved 00:00:47.360 --> 00:00:50.420 *burp from the deep pits within* I loved it I loved it a lot 00:00:50.430 --> 00:00:52.469 I thought it was so interesting i've been 00:00:52.469 --> 00:00:54.269 following the guys development on 00:00:54.269 --> 00:00:56.460 twitter it's super interesting i'm very 00:00:56.460 --> 00:00:57.750 excited to play it it doesn't happen 00:00:57.800 --> 00:00:59.400 every day that I'm actually excited to 00:00:59.400 --> 00:01:01.320 play the game that I'm playing how bow dat 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:03.600 ya choose your difficulty oh god how did 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:06.869 this happen I just ok I I think I'll go 00:01:06.869 --> 00:01:16.470 with middle ok, ok, let's go, if I remember 00:01:16.470 --> 00:01:17.759 correctly there should be a movie playing 00:01:17.759 --> 00:01:20.429 *is your child a failure* 00:01:20.429 --> 00:01:24.210 yes tekhhahaha *do you make it rain on a regular 00:01:24.210 --> 00:01:30.600 basis* I do i do (loud song saying money money money?) *only to spend it on your 00:01:30.600 --> 00:01:33.090 child's expensive taste in bullshit 00:01:33.090 --> 00:01:36.090 coffee?* frappadick *is your child just an 00:01:36.090 --> 00:01:39.899 asshole* yes, I mean my dog is :( *here at 00:01:39.899 --> 00:01:43.229 DUPA genetics we have the solution. *Too bad* 00:01:43.229 --> 00:01:48.600 prodigy child a fully customizable child 00:01:48.600 --> 00:01:51.479 of your dreams the process is very 00:01:51.479 --> 00:01:55.439 simple we gather your broken dreams we 00:01:55.439 --> 00:01:57.630 combine it with our cutting-edge genetic 00:01:57.630 --> 00:02:00.509 sequencing technology* okay *and finally 00:02:00.509 --> 00:02:03.120 our secret sauce and then 00:02:03.120 --> 00:02:07.860 your prodigy child is born* Greaaatttttt 00:02:07.860 --> 00:02:10.100 child's success to chance* but what do I 00:02:10.100 --> 00:02:12.060 do with the failure child *your prodigy child in 00:02:12.060 --> 00:02:17.250 anything such as scientist, body builder* oh 00:02:17.250 --> 00:02:22.980 wow *wizard, and CAT you know what 00:02:22.980 --> 00:02:25.800 is it that you really want to risk the 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:29.730 embarrassment? Buy a prodigy child today 00:02:29.730 --> 00:02:32.670 you won't regret it* honestly I'm calling 00:02:32.670 --> 00:02:35.790 right now I can't oh god where did it go 00:02:35.790 --> 00:02:37.890 wrong *time to put on some beatsies* 00:02:37.890 --> 00:02:41.630 is he gonna put on beats 00:02:45.880 --> 00:02:53.680 okay alright so here we are *ugh I'm so bored* 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:59.590 *aphsdasdfewg-_- Agh its the tumor talking to, the tumor is.. 00:02:59.590 --> 00:03:01.870 talking to me ok so here we are in 00:03:01.870 --> 00:03:07.180 paradigm I like how he moves nice, we have 00:03:07.180 --> 00:03:11.530 the John 300 3000 doesn't seem to be 00:03:11.530 --> 00:03:13.030 working all right let's look at the 00:03:13.030 --> 00:03:17.020 *one part if my* (dude got cut off) they are LPS we have 00:03:17.020 --> 00:03:22.030 get rich or die of natural causes baby i 00:03:22.030 --> 00:03:27.340 love you but i'm a t-rex okay Pluto if 00:03:27.340 --> 00:03:31.600 only I was still (muffled by laugh - a planet) if you were a square 00:03:31.600 --> 00:03:34.930 I'd love all your four sides that's 00:03:34.930 --> 00:03:38.080 a bit too sexual for my taste alright we 00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:41.260 have an adapter here *I could* that we 00:03:41.260 --> 00:03:44.980 could pick up *this could be* *if only 00:03:44.980 --> 00:03:46.690 people could adapt like this adapter 00:03:46.690 --> 00:03:49.200 robot human marriage wouldn't be such a big issue 00:03:49.760 --> 00:03:51.660 oh jeez I've forgotten how to use my 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:57.240 pockets again* (muffled large tutor mumbles nothing) really great tutorials 00:03:57.250 --> 00:04:01.660 voice okay so if we have inventory 00:04:01.660 --> 00:04:08.860 all right hey it's an adapter ah use 00:04:08.860 --> 00:04:13.000 only John * I need some sort of the adapter 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:16.359 first* oh my god okay so we can do that 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:19.880 that's easy look how smart we are 00:04:19.880 --> 00:04:24.660 aren't you feeling super smart hey how about 00:04:24.670 --> 00:04:27.340 that I can solve puzzles on games i have 00:04:27.340 --> 00:04:30.700 already played *aw mate what'd you unplug me for?* 00:04:30.700 --> 00:04:33.670 the voice I expected bearded beats okay 00:04:33.670 --> 00:04:40.380 all right talk to uhhhh I want to make 00:04:40.380 --> 00:04:41.700 some fat beatsies 00:04:41.780 --> 00:04:43.180 *Why isn't the computer booting?* 00:04:43.260 --> 00:04:45.160 *I want to make some phat ass beatsies* 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:48.980 *Mate, with some of the filth I see in your internet history I'm not surprised.* 00:04:48.980 --> 00:04:52.180 *Makes me contemplate if i want to be a part of this world.* 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:54.460 *Then I think about all the sheilas who would be gutted* 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:56.660 *and then I changed my mind.* 00:04:56.660 --> 00:04:58.640 that face is so terrifying what is wrong 00:04:58.650 --> 00:05:00.360 with it I don't know why it looks so- 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:02.010 he doesn't have a nose sorry I just realize 00:05:02.010 --> 00:05:06.330 okay so we need to fuck all right this 00:05:06.330 --> 00:05:08.550 might be a lil' tricky don't panic that 00:05:08.550 --> 00:05:10.140 computer says derp on it why is your 00:05:10.140 --> 00:05:13.410 cereal everywhere okay a floppy disk we 00:05:13.410 --> 00:05:16.620 need a floppy disk there's whatever 00:05:16.620 --> 00:05:19.830 let's uh let's pick it up wherever it is 00:05:19.830 --> 00:05:22.980 let's pick it up I prefer to leave- full of 00:05:22.980 --> 00:05:25.050 personal- okay we can't pick it up we 00:05:25.050 --> 00:05:28.880 can't what assistant pick up 00:05:28.940 --> 00:05:32.120 okay fine we'll just go to the red room 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:37.360 *UGHH* okay let's not go to the red room 00:05:37.360 --> 00:05:38.480 I can't leave yet besides- 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:42.740 fuck okay we need that we need a floppy 00:05:42.750 --> 00:05:45.150 disk all right why are there pants up here 00:05:45.150 --> 00:05:47.820 those are my sexy pants for sexy- okay 00:05:47.820 --> 00:05:49.560 forget I asked forget I asked okay 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:54.630 floppy disk maybe here I need to get 00:05:54.630 --> 00:05:57.020 something 00:05:57.840 --> 00:06:00.870 all right we have a da.. ohh its a diary 00:06:00.870 --> 00:06:04.860 some kind of Russian maybe we need to 00:06:04.860 --> 00:06:08.040 get one of these yeah it's got to be 00:06:08.060 --> 00:06:12.520 this one pick up yesss 00:06:12.520 --> 00:06:15.960 I'M SO SMART!!(we know pewds) how do we play it let's just let's uh 00:06:15.960 --> 00:06:17.720 just give it to him here you go buddy 00:06:20.860 --> 00:06:22.400 YEAH!! I told you 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:36.500 Haha what the hell is this option oh my 00:06:36.500 --> 00:06:38.700 god this guy's Cringer than me I have no 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:41.720 idea what the.... haha 00:06:44.940 --> 00:06:47.140 What the fuck? What is this? 00:06:47.140 --> 00:06:50.280 Well you've really improved on your paper mache craft skills 00:06:50.280 --> 00:06:53.100 how did he make that's the basic 00:06:53.100 --> 00:06:55.140 gist of the sizzo if you don't get that floppy 00:06:55.140 --> 00:06:59.940 you gotta get the floppy disc got it *pewds laughs* 00:06:59.940 --> 00:07:02.640 One Day. But yeah go see Doug outside for 00:07:02.640 --> 00:07:05.729 some directorydoos to- Okay we gotta see Doug 00:07:05.729 --> 00:07:08.700 outside great let's go this is super fun 00:07:08.700 --> 00:07:14.700 I'm really enjoying it Oh No meanwhile 00:07:14.700 --> 00:07:17.400 oh god I think I'm convenient plot to 00:07:17.400 --> 00:07:22.140 them yes the villain * you requested me sir?* 00:07:22.140 --> 00:07:27.240 Yes I want, I want you to bring me paradigm 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:33.750 Is that Trump *you want to bring him back? yes we need we* 00:07:33.760 --> 00:07:43.860 need you, are you alright sir? 00:07:43.940 --> 00:07:48.380 I'm just going to let myself out. 00:07:48.390 --> 00:07:56.070 oh alright sometimes I hate you fatty 00:07:56.070 --> 00:07:59.370 father satiable urge for candy turned me 00:07:59.370 --> 00:08:03.180 into this monstrosity but don't worry 00:08:03.180 --> 00:08:08.550 your legacy will live on let it be that 00:08:08.550 --> 00:08:10.650 is a beat that spits bead I remember 00:08:10.650 --> 00:08:13.260 that at school actually related German 00:08:13.260 --> 00:08:15.510 all of a sudden miniature unicorns 00:08:15.510 --> 00:08:20.820 fighting warrior pugs why miniature 00:08:20.820 --> 00:08:22.710 unicorns fighting flying folks power 00:08:22.710 --> 00:08:25.710 station I mean by public bosses are 00:08:25.710 --> 00:08:28.380 never a good idea or is it the best I 00:08:28.380 --> 00:08:32.340 much what it's a cocktail hello 00:08:32.340 --> 00:08:35.280 deactivated John 3000 good okay all 00:08:35.280 --> 00:08:37.530 right let's start to the beach hey bro 00:08:37.530 --> 00:08:43.320 zaffinos was a broom I dropped me that 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:46.440 fat BTW you mind dropping some set BTW 00:08:46.440 --> 00:09:04.380 okay o Shaykh hey that's yeah I was 00:09:04.380 --> 00:09:06.450 pretty good ah alright we need to know 00:09:06.450 --> 00:09:08.520 about space cadet know much about these 00:09:08.520 --> 00:09:11.460 biscuits all I know is that he is the 00:09:11.460 --> 00:09:14.760 local drug addict godo quake near 47 00:09:14.760 --> 00:09:17.460 years old uncomfortably aberrant fetish 00:09:17.460 --> 00:09:20.340 for boxes I guess that's him and I don't 00:09:20.340 --> 00:09:22.560 know much about him really except he 00:09:22.560 --> 00:09:24.480 keeps asking for drugs in exchange for 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:31.110 his boxes also also blowjob hahahaha no 00:09:31.110 --> 00:09:33.210 that's not family-friendly goddamn it uh 00:09:33.210 --> 00:09:41.130 fine considered look away if I wasn't a 00:09:41.130 --> 00:09:43.410 drug Ernest i would probably consider it 00:09:43.410 --> 00:09:48.540 no no no not again fuck alright so we 00:09:48.540 --> 00:09:52.730 got to find him a man right uh 00:09:53.220 --> 00:10:00.629 I don't know how it look I leather metal 00:10:00.629 --> 00:10:02.819 books yeah I guess I'll put this in my 00:10:02.819 --> 00:10:07.139 industry wait wait what there was a mail 00:10:07.139 --> 00:10:09.750 box oh fuck you saying else in the 00:10:09.750 --> 00:10:16.529 second member lobo stop god damn it 00:10:16.529 --> 00:10:19.139 there is another yeah there's a post 00:10:19.139 --> 00:10:21.420 cousin here with a bottle of vodka 00:10:21.420 --> 00:10:25.439 really shaky book go the only book is a 00:10:25.439 --> 00:10:27.360 guarantee sixty percent of your daily 00:10:27.360 --> 00:10:29.339 nutritional meal is it alcohol and the 00:10:29.339 --> 00:10:30.870 fifty percent chance of unemployment 00:10:30.870 --> 00:10:35.250 plus postcard map says to crystalis root 00:10:35.250 --> 00:10:39.600 em for you second man you suck man okay 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:42.389 all right we're going there we're going 00:10:42.389 --> 00:10:44.730 there excellent alright well looks like 00:10:44.730 --> 00:10:48.360 we'll go there and the next episode if 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:50.069 you enjoyed watching leave it like even 00:10:50.069 --> 00:10:51.689 if you want me to play more I would love 00:10:51.689 --> 00:10:53.639 to do that so show your support and I 00:10:53.639 --> 00:10:55.259 really appreciate this great way for me 00:10:55.259 --> 00:10:57.060 to know whether you guys want more of 00:10:57.060 --> 00:10:59.370 this or not and that's all for me for 00:10:59.370 --> 00:11:00.870 now thank you so much for watching and 00:11:00.870 --> 00:11:05.660 it's always stay awesome (bros/breast?)