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*Screaming* *Moaning*

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*GONE SEXUAL!!!!*

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The world is coming to an end!

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Have you opened your eyes yet?

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Catastrophic hurricanes, record high earthquakes and insane amount of wild fires.

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Makes me feel like the world is coming to and end [wtf pewds read plz]

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California on fire

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Oregon on fire

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Montana on fire

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Canada on fire

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Texas underwater

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Idaho 5.3 earthquake

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Hurricane Irma is forming

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Look at this picture

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Fifteen thousand retweets. Look at this picture, my God.

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It's almost like the world is ending

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Except this is footage from 2014

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2014

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Wow and then more than 250 firefighters

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Woooow

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"And then more than 250 firefighters battling these flames" The world ended 3 years ago and we didn't even notice!

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THE WORLD ENDED 3 YEARS AGO AND WE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

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You know no one said it better than Sarah Silverman herself pray for Washington

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You know, no one said it better than Sarah Silverman herself:

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Pray for Washington

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Pray for Oregon

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Pray for Montana

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Pray for California [thats Texas, pewds, learn your shit]

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Pray for Texas [now California, y'all pray now]

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Pray for Florida

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Ehe

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Ehe-ehe

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No

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No, no, no, excuse me. We do not pray. Don't pray.

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Vote for a government...

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...that believes in science [is math related to science?]

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That's right. That's right, Washington. That's right, Washington, you should have thought twice

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Washington.

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Should have-you should have thought twice, Washington!

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Before you started those fires

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Mother Nature is real a mad, okay? I swear, Washington

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You should-I bet-you should have thought twice before what vor-voting for Trump, Washington

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It was caused by a teenage boy with fireworks?

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No, no, no!

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It was Donald Trump himself!

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That was Donald Trump [wtf that is a clear proof]

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Have you voted for a government that cares about the environment yet? Huh?

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I also really like how this

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This, this, it doesn't have Mexico on it

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Suddenly Mexico isn't that important

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*the states have fire = end of the world - mexico has a magnitude 8.1 earthquake = they'll be fiiiiiiinee

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Sorry, it's horrible. This is horrible

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I'm trying to make some comedy out of this, but it's fucking hard man

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It's so disgusting to me seeing these celebrities using these natural disasters

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And, you know, blaming these fires caused by

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teenagers to further their political agenda

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You know, whatever side of it it may be, the fact that they use this, to me.. It's so fucking gross

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It's these kind of celebrities that live in a bubble

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Everything is so shielded from them, they get these outrageous thought, and they don't understand how fucking.. Oh my God

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'Coz clearly

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hurricanes never happened before

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As this picture from 2004. These hurricanes were fake hurricanes, okay, just like fake news. They were fake hurricane

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The world

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may have seemed like it ended before, but no

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Those hurricanes don't count, okay?

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Now Trump

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This is Trump's fault.

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Everything is Trump's fault

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These hurricanes.. pff..

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Are you telling me, hurricanes happening during hurricanes season?

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IT MUST BE DONALD TRUMP'S FAULT!

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Just listen to Jennifer Lawrence herself.

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"If you can get away with paying somebody less, then do it...

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...you know, a lot of people don't choose the moral...

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...high road and say 'No, that's not fair'...

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...

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...and, I don't know, or you could go philosophical and say 'Why are we so afraid of whamen?'"

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*giggle*

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My fucking God, you fucking...

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Yeah, no, yeah, you-you got paid, you got paid less because you have a shitty fucking agent, Jennifer.

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Stop crying

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"It's also scary to know...

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...it's been proven through science that...

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...human activity...

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...that climate change is due to human activity"

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It's like.. well, you fly a private jet anywhere you go, Jennifer...

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"And we continue to ignoring" *great canon*

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Well, she's not lying there

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"The only voice that we really have is through voting..."

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But what, the only thing we can do is to vote!

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"So..."
"And you have voted..."

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"...and we voted. And it was... really startling...

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...You know, you're watching these hurricanes now, and it's really, it's hard, especially while promoting this movie not to...

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...not to feel mother nature's...

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...rage, wrath"

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Oh my God...

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Well, I guess you know, she's right

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Mother nature is angry

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America voted Trump and Mother Nature wanted Hilary to win

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DAMNIT!

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Mother Nature's ANGRY!

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Send the Hurricanes! You should have voted for Hillary!

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Take this! *pss* *pss*

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How fucking dim can you be? My God. How do you end up like this? I don't understand, it blows my mind

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"It's hard, especially while promoting this movie, not to...

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...not to feel Mother Nature's...

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...RAGE, WRATH"

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*RASENGAN*

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Because hurricanes never happened before. It's hurricane season, and they use it...

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to blame

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the government

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Donald Trump

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Oh my God you fucking idiot

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You know, bad people in power before, you know

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Genghis Khan

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Josef Stalin

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Adolf Hitler

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and then Donald Trump

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That's when Mother Nature was like 'Ahh, you know what, that's enough!'

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'I've had enough. You have-now you will feel my

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WRATH'

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I mean...

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RAGE

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Send in the hurricanes!

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I hope no one-I hope no one is woke enough to know why this is happening

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Oh shit, Jennifer Lawrence, she's onto me

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"Do you find President Trump confusing..."

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"I don't find him confusing-I--I...

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...I think I know exactly what he is"

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Wha-what I find confusing is how someone can use the fact that

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people are loosing their homes from the floods and the hurricanes

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and you talking about it to further your own political agenda

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like hurricanes have never happened before

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floods have never happened before

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That, to me, is so fucking disgusting...

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...when you don't even practice what you preach, you know

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Hope I-one day I can become woke as Jennifer Lawrence

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Boo hoo hoo, you lost your home?

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pfffff

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Should have thought twice before you voted, don't you know?

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Mother Nature wanted Hillary

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I hope everyone who's affected by the flood and the hurricane stays safe

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You probably know better than I do and what the fuck to do at these situations. It just sort of annoys me

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when I see people using bad...

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...tragedies to promote their own thoughts and ideas, and so I wanted to say something about it

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That's it from me for now

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Squad fam out

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*Rage*