WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sq 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.420 *OH JO ESHTE FUNDI I BOTES!* 00:00:02.420 --> 00:00:04.420 Po Qihen Mas Banesav , ALTINA 00:00:04.460 --> 00:00:05.920 Bota po mbaron! 00:00:05.980 --> 00:00:07.540 A i keni hapur syte! 00:00:07.740 --> 00:00:13.760 Uragane katastrofike, termete te medha dhe nje shume e madhe zjarresh. 00:00:13.980 --> 00:00:16.920 Me ben te mendoj se bota po mbaron 00:00:16.920 --> 00:00:18.460 Kalifornia ne zjarr Njerezit Qihen Per Heren e Fundit 00:00:18.680 --> 00:00:20.300 Oregon ne zjarr 00:00:20.520 --> 00:00:22.040 Montana ne zjarr 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:23.240 Kanadajane zjarr 00:00:23.360 --> 00:00:24.640 Teksasi nen uje 00:00:24.700 --> 00:00:26.840 Termet 5.3 balle ne Idaho 00:00:26.840 --> 00:00:28.420 Uragani Irma po formohet 00:00:28.420 --> 00:00:29.460 Shikoje kete foto 00:00:29.460 --> 00:00:32.320 15 000 retweets . Shikoje kete foto, o Zot i madh. 00:00:32.460 --> 00:00:34.920 Eshte pothuajse sikur bota po mbaron 00:00:34.980 --> 00:00:37.620 Perveç faktit se ky filmim eshte nga 2014 00:00:38.380 --> 00:00:39.420 uoooou 00:00:39.420 --> 00:00:43.800 "Dhe me shume se 250 zjarrefikes duke luftuar keto flake" Bota mbaroj 3 vite me pare dhe ne nuk e kuptuam. 00:00:44.140 --> 00:00:47.660 E di, askush se ka thene me mire se vete Sarah Silverman : 00:00:47.700 --> 00:00:49.700 Lutu per Uashingtonin 00:00:50.140 --> 00:00:51.740 Lutu per Oregon 00:00:52.120 --> 00:00:53.440 Lutu per Montanen 00:00:53.760 --> 00:00:55.180 Lutu per Kalifornin 00:00:55.180 --> 00:00:56.560 Lutu per Teksasin 00:00:56.560 --> 00:00:57.560 Lutu per Floridan 00:00:57.560 --> 00:00:58.340 ëhë 00:00:58.740 --> 00:01:00.280 ëhë-ëhë 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:01.120 Jo 00:01:01.120 --> 00:01:05.600 Jo, jo, jo, me fal. Ne nuk lutemi. Mos u lut. 00:01:05.880 --> 00:01:06.760 Voto per nje qeveri.. 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:10.120 ....qe beson ne shkence 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:20.160 Ashtu, ashtu pra Uashington.Ashtu pra Uashington, duhet te mendoheshe dy here 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:22.600 Uashington 00:01:22.600 --> 00:01:25.240 Duhet te mendoheshe dy her Uashington!! 00:01:25.820 --> 00:01:27.640 Para se te nisje ato zjarret 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:31.060 Nena Natyre eshte me te vertetet e nervozuar, ok?Te betohem Uashington 00:01:31.460 --> 00:01:35.260 Ve bast se duhet te mendoheshe dy here para se te votoje per Trump, Uashington 00:01:35.640 --> 00:01:38.020 U shkaktua nga nje djale adoleshent me fishekzjarre? 00:01:38.020 --> 00:01:39.180 Jo, jo, jo! 00:01:39.320 --> 00:01:41.160 Ishte vete Donald Trump! 00:01:41.160 --> 00:01:44.680 Ai ishte Donald Trump 00:01:45.540 --> 00:01:49.460 A ke votuar per nje qeveeri qe i intereson per mjedisin akoma? Hëh?? 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.000 Gjithashtu me perlqen se si kjo 00:01:52.160 --> 00:01:55.580 Kjo, kjo nuk perfshin Meksiken 00:01:56.020 --> 00:01:57.700 Papritmas Meksika nuk eshte e rendesishme 00:01:58.000 --> 00:01:58.760 00:01:59.100 --> 00:02:01.100 Me fal ,kjo eshte e tmerrshme.Eshte e tmerrshme 00:02:01.399 --> 00:02:04.759 Po mundohem te nxjerr pak humor nga kjo po eshte shume e veshtire 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:10.060 Eshte e shpifur te shohesh keto njerez te famshem duke perdorur keto dukuri natyrore 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:14.200 Dhecduke i fajesuar per keto zjarre te shkaktuara nga 00:02:14.340 --> 00:02:17.000 adoleshent , per ineresin e tyre politik 00:02:17.130 --> 00:02:24.199 Cilado ane qe te jete, fakti qe e perdorin kete gje per mua eshte shume i shpifur 00:02:24.500 --> 00:02:26.660 Eshte lloji i ketyre njerezve te famshem qe jetojn ne nje flluske 00:02:26.900 --> 00:02:32.680 Jane te mbrojtur nga gjithcka , dhe per kete arsye kane keto mendime te çmendura , dhe nuk e kuptojn sa.. Oh Zot i madh 00:02:32.860 --> 00:02:34.260 Sepse normalisht 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:36.500 skane ndodhur me apre uragane 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:44.040 Si tregon kjo foto nga 2004. Keto uragane jan uragane fallco, okej, sikur lajmet fallco. Edhe keto jane uragane fallco 00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:45.520 Bota 00:02:45.740 --> 00:02:47.540 mund te jete dukur sikur ka mbaruar me perpara, por jo 00:02:48.140 --> 00:02:49.880 Ato uragane nuk llogariten, okej? 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:50.580 Tani Trumpi 00:02:50.620 --> 00:02:51.940 Ky eshte faji Trumpit 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:53.740 Gjithcka eshte faji i Trumpit 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:54.840 Keto uragane ...pfff,, 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:58.340 Ti po me thua se po ndodhin uragane gjate sezonit te uraganeve ?? 00:02:58.500 --> 00:03:00.700 DUHET TE JETE FAJI I DONALD TRUMP 00:03:01.100 --> 00:03:03.280 Degjoni vete Jennifer Lawrence 00:03:03.320 --> 00:03:06.180 "nese mund te ia hedhesh duke paguar dike me pak ateher beje.. 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:08.460 ..e di, shume njerez nuk zgjedhin moralin.. 00:03:08.460 --> 00:03:10.460 ...the thone 'Jo, kjo nuk eshte e drejte'.. 00:03:10.460 --> 00:03:13.200 ... 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:19.020 ...dhe, nuk e di, os emund te zgjedhesh rrgen filozofike dhe te thuash 'Pse i kemi kaq frike grate?'" 00:03:19.020 --> 00:03:19.520 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:20.840 O zot i madh 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:25.920 Po, po .Te kane paguar me pak se ke nje agjent te keq JENNIFER. 00:03:25.920 --> 00:03:26.860 Boll qave 00:03:26.860 --> 00:03:29.160 "Eshte gjithashtu e frkshme te dish.. 00:03:29.460 --> 00:03:32.060 ...eshte provuar nga shkenca se.. 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:34.480 ...aktiviteti njerzor... 00:03:34.480 --> 00:03:36.720 ...se ngrohja globale shkaktohet nga aktiviteti njerzor" 00:03:36.880 --> 00:03:40.420 Por ne fakt ti leviz me nje areoplan privat kudo qe shkon Jennifer.. 00:03:40.420 --> 00:03:42.420 "Dhe ne vazhdojme ta injorojm" 00:03:43.920 --> 00:03:45.920 Po te pakten ketu ka te drejte 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:48.760 "Zeri i vetem qe kemi eshte permes votes..." 00:03:48.940 --> 00:03:51.520 E cfare, e vetmja gje ce mund te bejme eshte te votojm! 00:03:51.820 --> 00:03:53.400 "Keshtu qe.." "Dhe ti ke votuar..." 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:56.700 "...dhe votuam.Dhe ishte ...me te vertete befasuese.. 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:03.060 ...E di , kur sheh keto uragane tani eshte me te vertete e veshtire sidomos tani qe po reklamojm filmin,per te 00:04:03.700 --> 00:04:05.700 ...te mos ndjere zemerimin... 00:04:06.580 --> 00:04:08.580 ...e nenes natyre" 00:04:10.800 --> 00:04:12.800 Oh Zot i madh 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:14.540 Po , ndoshta ajo ka te drejte 00:04:15.850 --> 00:04:17.850 Nena natyre eshte e nervozuar 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:24.390 Amerika votoj Trumpin dhe nena natyre donte Hilary te fitonte 00:04:25.330 --> 00:04:26.950 E marrte dreqi! 00:04:26.950 --> 00:04:28.950 Nena Natyre eshte e ZEMERUAR! 00:04:29.780 --> 00:04:34.260 Dergoi uraganet! Duhet te kishit votuar per Hilary! 00:04:34.260 --> 00:04:36.260 Merre kete!*pss* *pss* 00:04:36.920 --> 00:04:43.620 Sa injorant mund te jesh ? O Zot. Si perfundon keshtu. Nuk e kuptoj, me heq trurin 00:04:43.860 --> 00:04:46.480 "Eshte e veshtire sidomos tani qe po reklamojm filmin,per te 00:04:47.060 --> 00:04:49.060 ...te mos ndjere Zemerimin.. 00:04:49.940 --> 00:04:51.620 ...e Nenes Natyre" 00:04:51.620 --> 00:04:53.420 *RASENGAN* 00:04:53.700 --> 00:04:58.720 Sepse nuk ka pasur me pare uragane.Eshte sezoni i uraganeve dhe ato e perdorin 00:04:59.200 --> 00:05:00.620 per te fajesuar 00:05:00.620 --> 00:05:01.940 qeverin 00:05:01.940 --> 00:05:03.000 Donald Trump 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:04.400 Oh Zot i madh ti idiot dreqit 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:08.100 E di, njerez te keqinj ne fuqi me perpara: 00:05:08.810 --> 00:05:10.190 Genghis Khan 00:05:10.190 --> 00:05:11.540 Josef Stalin 00:05:11.700 --> 00:05:13.660 Adolf Hitler 00:05:13.660 --> 00:05:14.980 dhe pastaj Donald Trump 00:05:14.980 --> 00:05:19.660 Ky ishte momenti kur nena natyre tha 'Ahhh e di cfar ,MJAFTON!' 00:05:19.660 --> 00:05:23.580 '"Kam duruar mjaftueshem.Tani do te ndjeni 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:24.380 ZEMERIMIN tim 00:05:24.460 --> 00:05:24.960 Dua te them.. 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:25.780 TERBIMIN 00:05:25.780 --> 00:05:27.640 Nisini uraganet! 00:05:27.740 --> 00:05:32.020 Shpresoj qe asnje nuk eshte i zgjuar mjaftueshem per te kuptuar pse kjo po ndodh 00:05:32.100 --> 00:05:34.880 Oh dreq, Jennifer Lawrence, ajo e ka kuptuar 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:36.880 "..a te duket presidenti Trump konfuzues.." 00:05:37.080 --> 00:05:39.280 "Nuk me duket konfuzues une-une.. 00:05:40.220 --> 00:05:41.720 ... mendoj se e di ekzksisht se cfare eshte ai" 00:05:41.900 --> 00:05:46.220 Cfare me duket mua konfuze eshte se si dikush mund te perdor faktin 00:05:46.380 --> 00:05:49.580 se njerzit jane duke humbur shtepite nga permbytjet dhe uraganet 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:53.420 dhe ti flet per kete per perfitimin tend politik 00:05:53.420 --> 00:05:55.720 sikur uraganet nuk kane ndodhur me pare 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:57.900 permbytjet nuk kane ndodhur me pare 00:05:57.900 --> 00:05:59.900 per mua kjo eshte shume e shpifur 00:06:00.600 --> 00:06:03.480 Kur nuk i ben vepra ata qe thua 00:06:03.960 --> 00:06:07.720 Shpresoj qe nje dite te jem aq i zgjuar se Jennifer Lawrence 00:06:07.820 --> 00:06:10.300 Buu huu huu , ke humbur shtepine? 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:11.100 pffff 00:06:11.140 --> 00:06:14.660 Duhet te mendoheshe dy here para se te votoje, a nuk e di? 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:17.520 Nena Natyre donte Hilary 00:06:17.520 --> 00:06:21.080 Shpresoj qe gjithkush qe u prek nga uragani te jete i sigurte 00:06:21.400 --> 00:06:27.400 Me shume mundesi e dini me mire se un se cfare te beni ne keto lloje situatash. Vetem se me vjen inat 00:06:28.060 --> 00:06:30.060 Kur shof njerezit duke pedorur 00:06:30.280 --> 00:06:35.900 Tragjedi per te reklamuar mendimet dhe idete e tyre dhe desha te thoja dicka rreth kesaj 00:06:35.980 --> 00:06:37.380 Kjo eshte e gjitha 00:06:37.660 --> 00:06:38.300 Skuadra fam pio largohet 00:06:38.440 --> 00:06:40.440 TERBIM