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لم نحن هنا.؟

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فقط كي نعاني.!

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كل ليلة. استطيع الشعور بكمنتاتي

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ومشتركيني

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وحتى قناتي

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المشتركين اللذين خسرتهم

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التعليقات التي اضعتها

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انها لن تووقف ان ايلامي

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انت تشعر به ايضا ؟اليس كذلك

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انا ساجعلها ترجع بنا الى الماضي

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التعليقات على اليوتيوب

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*شكشكه*

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انا سأتشكى بامر التعليقات مرة اخرى

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في 2014 انا عملت الفيديو واغلقت التعليقات

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انظر لهذا الوجة الجميل

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لاشي. لاشيء قد تغير

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من ذلك اليوم

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انظر اليه. انظـــــــر اليه

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2014.

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ثم. بعد العديد والعديد من المقابلات مع يوتوب

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2016

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لنصلح التعليقات

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لكن كلهم مازالوا هنا
لازالوا كالهراء

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دعني اريك كيف ابدو وانا اتفقد

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التعليقات. ابدو كـ (اوه لقد رفعت فيديو)

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انا اتسال ماذا سيقول عنها الناس

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لاني بذلت مجهودي عليها

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واريد ان اعرف ماذا سيقول الناس عنها

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هؤلاء هم افضل تعليقات في اخر فيديو لي

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PewDeiPei

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اهلا بروز لقد تجاوزنا اخيرا خمسين مـــممم

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عضو عائله ايموجي(هديه)

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الان لدي مفاجاة صغيره لكم ابحثوا عن pewd9280

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في قوقل.ماهذا؟. اتبدو لك كـ بفيريلي هيلز

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وبينما نحن في الموضوع. على فكرة

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انا لا اعني ان اغير الموضوع.هل يمكنكم

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ان تاكلوا تبن ولا تتكلمون عن شعري

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حسنا انا امر بفترة صعبه حسنا

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الان.

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حسنا?

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هذه التغريدات

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ليست مضحكة. هذا اكيد انا, ماتدري?

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لديها صورتي, واسمي.

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هذا بالتاكيد اسمي. السبام يزداد ذكاء

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انها كناحية الجنوبية من الحديقة

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انها تتجدد و انا اعلم انا اعلم

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ماذا سيحدث اذا بحثت عن بيودس 9230

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للمشتركين قيف اوي

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اهلا بك في بيودي باي جيف اوي

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خلاص انا تعبت والله معليش (بسام محمد العماري)

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Fuck no! I wouldn't give it that away.

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I'm a fucking Swedish bastard. I'm not gonna

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give away shit. Fuck you.

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holy shit! I'm giving away Kylie's lip kit!?

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There's only 368 left! GET NOW!

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I like how it says copyright PewDiePie

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team 2016.

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Who the fuck is PewDiePie

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fighting 2016 what is your gender been

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pretty pie just assume my gender

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this is disgusting you know trick myself

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one but as soon as our guest

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gender is just a social construction

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site my core message

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everyone knows that this is clearly

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faking I'm starting to believe that

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through date it's not actually be 0 very

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very patient me I know when I why are we

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still just suffer and this is the comics

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and every night I can feel my leg that

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the second comment is joanna from Joanna

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standard Joanna standard like you wanna

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know standard which hey if you're going

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to be a fake girl at least be a fucking

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girl enough from cartoon fucking image

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Jesus quite and that leaves if you wanna

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pick a girl pick some fucking nice why

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food you know like something i can be

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like oh shit well I'd you know if that

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was it that cartoon lady wasn't was a

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real person that would definitely you

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know fuck so basically my comments right

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now are just being used instead of me getting

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comments from you bros that you can't

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you spend time you talk to me and I want

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to know what you're saying but instead

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of that all I'm getting is the fucking

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top comments fucking spam all three of

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them I got a little surprise for you uhh

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I've said this before and I said it too i

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said it three years ago let me pick if I

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want people to use top comments or not

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if we could just turn off top comments

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this wouldn't happen i could just read

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the comments as they go

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that used to be the case

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here

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hello comments, newest first

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oh wait

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so I can change it

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this didn't used to be a thing before it

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before you could this is a fucking thing

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with YouTube like they have all these

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features that they changed but they

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don't tell anyone how the fuck am I

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supposed to know about it he says cry

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every time is like make the grand video

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and then use the design but we have all

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the features that you're bitching about

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shit fucking works

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what the fuck why did not tell me

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there's a point to this video which very

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much ties into what I'm about what I'm

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talking about right now but first let's

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review a couple things that I think you

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might find interesting

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so here's my comment section majigger

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think so there's 1,000,000 1.3 million

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roughly common held for review and then

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they're securing 40,000 marked likely as

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spam and low dairy wrote loved it

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youtube is like wow I love this guy Joe

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anesthesia he's been off automatically

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been flagged as spam on youtube he says

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want to know what a modern black man

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gets up to on his date click here you

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know fuck you YouTube I've dare you

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mark Joanna seed as spam

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I happen to be very much would like to

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know what a black model black man gets

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up to 16 and you know what I will click

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here one view huh

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get it on to me saintly you're you're a

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modern right man why don't you tell ok

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let's much

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oh yeah

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god I love me just be loaded on a better

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day to have a wonderful of me

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oh I just say look how hard he tried

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look how hard he tried to come ok he's

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everywhere you should keep blocking him

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it's not right it's not right

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damn it would be going even bad common

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like why are you and you're so cute

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nice nice profile takes love your show

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you're so good at art like why are these

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being helped

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like most of these are not even spent i

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don't understand i don't know but

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there's also still these girls posting

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in the comments like hey subscribe my

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channel and I'll show you my teaching on

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one yesterday morning jail the effect

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and I think that's pretty cool you know

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she's not just some random girl posting

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nude on the internet but she also had

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combined that with video effects

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I what a great fucking idea she's not

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just being a random flat on the in it

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she's actually taking her talent and

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good looks

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actually if you're going to create a

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fake profile around the girl at least

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six somewhat attractive girls are leased

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the photo that isn't like like this you

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know i don't i would use this is my

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dating photo that jail AF via shut the

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fuck up again 4,000 people that sell for

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this scam consent porn on the internet

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let's not keep it on you

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4000 people wanted to see jail the

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effects naked our camera let's click on

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her new nude

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oh how about that since that's an ad

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gotta wait five seconds 5321 come on

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come on

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comma comma comma come off talk to god

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dammit I really thought that would work

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this is what the comments are picking up

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instead of reading and you bros right

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and that's what something that truly

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terrifying surely must understand it

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ain't really thought that he fell over

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Jesus Christ after last rant video i did

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I basically requested that you could

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just have moderator because i can delete

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my comment and i can clean them up but i

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don't really have time to go through the

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latest thousands of common to make them

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better and let you guys guess anybody

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find a lot over the comments not being

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judged and filled with them but you

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can't help us but now you can't it's

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time to change

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youtube finally added moderators

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actually ring ring ring ring

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what's that youtube it's been there

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along it's another one of those features

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that you didn't tell anyone about so I

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look like a whiny ass hole again

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ok I'm sorry okay love you love you too

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okay that that moderators do you want to

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be a moderator left for the full-back

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simply its first rank moderator I am and

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they're all immensely a general

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statement you guys if your moderator you

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got the chance instead of being a fan

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leak

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do you want to be and our local captain

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for the footpad channel without your

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comments down below are Luke kept in and

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explain to me why you want to be a

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moderate basically we're just going to

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get a melody tent structure

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the whole channel so that finally in

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2017 we can in fact invaded Norway i am

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getting tired of Norway's bullshit and

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I'm starting to think that YouTube in

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Norway are the same thing now are you

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can comment down below if you want the

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great honor of being a moderator on this

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channel me the end they're all will

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choose wisely based on a couple things

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number one great look you need to be

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attractive number two I don't want to

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mostly ass fucking who I need to be

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moderator because they have been a fan

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of footpaths for a very long time no no

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that there's no way i can actually no

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okay i don't want your fucking like just

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tell me something really really really

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really great about me

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number three what is ainsley real name

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if you can answer these three questions

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i will pick you as a moderator have in

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our local champion and we can finally

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hashtag make youtube right pumpkin

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action number for this needs to be your

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profile picture

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those are all the requirements

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everything understood right now go forth

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my children and if you want to shine

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like the Sun you have to burn like it

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and we will burn

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shitty commentary we will climb the

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YouTube comments section it will be

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purer than no other rate I mean comments

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section this is getting weird innit

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alright well that was this video

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hopefully it's the last one ever get to

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do about common get it get it is getting

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on

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but anyway why are we still here click

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on another video just to suffer every

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night that you feel also been included

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in general i want you get to know that

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if you get up to your high rank ranking

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we take very good care of our own. very

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good care