(Sad Music)
Why are we still here?
just to suffer?
Every night, I can feel my comments,
and my subscribers,
and even my channel.
The subscribers I've lost.
The comments I've lost.
It won't stop hurting.
You feel it, too, don't you?
I'm gonna make them give back our past.
The comments on YouTube!!!! (does weird dance moves)
I am gonna bitch about the comments on YouTube once again.
in 2014
I made the video where I deleted my comments.
Look at that beautiful face. (So true)
Nothing!! Nothing has changed since that day.
Look at it !
LOOK AT IT!!!! (I AM)
2014
AAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And then, after meetings and meetings with YouTube ...
2016 , let's fix the comments!
But, they are all still here. They are all still SHIT !
Here is what it looks like when I check the comments.
It's like, "Oh! I uploaded a new video.
Oh, I wonder what people say about it.
'cause, I worked a lot on it and I wanna know what people think."
These are the top comments on my last video.
PewDeiPei: "Hello bros we have finally passed
50 MMMMMM ... Family members!
(package emoji)
Now, I got a small SUPREEEIISE for you
search pewds9280* on Google."
What is this, fucking Beverly Hills?
Oh and while we're at it, I don't mean to change topic
but, can you guys shut the fuck up about my hair.
Okay?
I'm going through a rough period right now. Okay?
This kind of things are not funny.
This is clearly me. You know he has my avatar. He has my name.
That is definitely my name!
The spam is getting smarter.
It's like that south park episode it's getting smarter
I know. I know what you're thinking.
What happens if you google
"Pewds 9230"?
"FOR SUBS, AWESOME GIVEAWAY!"
Welcome to PewDiePie's giveaway
Ainsley! Ainsley!
Look at all that shit I'm giving away!
Fuck no, I won't give that away.
I am a fucking swedish ... swedish bastard.
I'm not gonna give away shit. Fuck you!
Holy shit! I'm giving away Kylie's lip kit!
Ohhhhh!! There is only 368 left. GET IT NOW!
I like how it says: "copyright Pewdiepie team 2016"
Who the fuck is "Pewdiepie team 2016"?
What is your gender?
Did- ... did PewDeiPei just assumed my gender!!?
((PewDiePie having a seizure))
This is disgusting! You know, trick my fans all you want! But, assume their gender!?
FUCK YOU! Gender is just a social construct!
That is my core message! Everyone knows this!
this is clearly fake Ainsley! I am starting to believe that ...
That PewDeiPei is not actually me
OH MY GOD!! What if PewDeiPei isn't me?
Then, who am I!?
Why are we still here ... just to suffer?
If this is the comments, then every night I can feel my leg
The second comment is Joanna- from ... Joanna Stannard
Jjoanna Stannard? More like, Joanna NO Standard ... BITCH!
Hey! If you gonna be a fake girl, at least be a fucking girl. Not some cartoon fucking image. Jesus Christ!
And at least, if you're gonna pick a girl
pick some fucking nice WAIFU. You know, like, something I can be, like: "oh shit! If that cartoon lady was a real person, I would definitely fuck her.
So, basically my comments right now are just being used.
Instead of me getting comments from you bros
that you spend time, you talk to me and I wanna know what you are saying,
but, instead of that, all I'm getting is the fucking top comments.
Fucking spam. All three of them.
"I got a little surprise for you."
Oh! I said this before and I said two* three years ago
Let me pick if I want people to use top comments or not.
If could just turn off the top comments, this wouldn't happen.
I can just read the comments as I say go. That's used to be the case.
Here
allow comments: newest first
Oh, wait! So I can change it?
This didn't used to be a thing.
Before, you could ((in the past))
this is the fucking thing with youtube like they have all these features that they change but they don't tell anyone
so how the fuck i am supposed to know about it
JESUS CHRIST !!
every time is like : i made a random video and then youtube is like
but we have all these features that you are bitching about
oh shit it fucking works WTF why didn't anyone tell me
there is a point in this video witch very much ties into what i am talking about right now
but first let's review a couple things that i think you might find interesting
so here is my comment section measuring thing
so the is one million , one point three million ruffly comments held for review
and then there is two hundred and forty thousand marked likely as spam
Lo Derryyy wrote : Loved it . Youtube is like : SPAAAAAAAAMMMMM
i loved this guy : Joao Nsita . who was automatically been flaged as spam on youtube
he says : want to know what a modern black man gets up to on his dates ? click here .
you know , fuck you youtube how dare you mark Joao Nsita as spam !
i would like to know what a black modern man gets up to on his date
and you know what , i will click here
1 view huh !! , guess its only me
Ainsleg ! you are a modern black man . why don't you tell
ok lets watch
( some crappy shit )
(pewdiepie laughing )
look how hard is he trying in the comments , look he is everywhere
youtube keep blocking him . this is not right ! its not right ! damn it
these are not even bad comments
like : why you and edgar sooo cute .( another comment ) : nice
nice profile pic
love your show
you are so good at art
like why are these being held , like most of these are not even spam
i don't understand ! i don't understand
there is also still these girls posting in the comments like
like : hey subscribe to my channel and i will show you my tits
i find one yesterday her name is JaleVFX
and i think that is pretty cool , you know
she is not just some random girl posting nudes on the internet
she also had combined that with video effects
I....what a great fucking idea
she is not just being a random slut on the internet
she is actually tacking her talent and her good looks
actually if you gonna create a fake profile of a girl
at least pick someone attractive girl
or at least a photo that isn't like....like this !
you know i wouldn't use this as my dating photo that JaleVFX , STF ! ok
four thousand people fell for this fucking scam
there is porn on the internet let't just not keep it on youtube
four thousand people wanted to see JaleVFX naked
ok well , let's click on her new nude
oh how about that's an ad....gotta wait five seconds
five
three
two
one
come on
come , ahh ffuck ! god damn it !
i really thought that would work
this is what the comments is tacking up
instead of reading what you bros write
and that's something i truly care about
youtube surely must understand it
Ainsley is so upset , he fell over , JESUS CHRIST !
after last video i did
i basically requested that youtube just have moderators
cause i can delete my comments and i can clean them up
but i don't really have time to go literally thousands of comments
to make them better and you guys....
I have seen you bros complain a lot over the comments
that its not being good and field with spam
but you can't help out
but now you CAN !!
it's time to change
Youtube finally added moderators
actually
Ring..Ring...Ring...
what is that ! Youtube
( youtube saying ) : it's been there all along
it's another on of those features that you didn't tell anyone about
so i look like a whiny asshole again
ok , i am...i am sorry
ok , love you....love you too
ok , bye....bbye
MODERATORS
do you wanna be a moderator for the pewdiepie channel !
Ainsley is first rank moderator
i am general
Ainsley is general lieutenant
you guys , if your a moderator
you got the chance instead of being a petty officer
do you wanna be lieutenant captain
for the pewdiepie channel
now is your chance
comment down below : #Örlogskapten
and explain to me why you wanna be a moderator
basically we are just gonna get a military structure of the whole channel
so that finally in 2017 we can in fact invade Norway
i am getting tired of Norway's bullshit
and i am starting to think that Youtube and Norway are the same thing
so now lieutenant captain comment down below
if want the great honor of being a moderator of this channel
me the general will choose wisely based on a couple things
1- great looks
you need to be attractive
2- I don't want some stupid ass fucking : I need to be a moderator
because I have been a fan of pewdiepie for a very long time
NO !! NONE OF THAT !!
there is no way i can actually know , ok
so I don't want your fucking likes
just tell me something really really really really great about me
3- what is Ainsley's real name ?
if you can answer these three questions
i will pick as a moderator as a lieutenant captain
and we can finally #makeyoutubegreatagain
actually 4- this needs to be your profile picture
those are all the requirements
is everything understood !!
great !
now go force my children
and if you wanna shine like the sun
you have to burn like it
and we will burn these shity commenters
we will clean the youtube comment section
it will be pure than no other race
i mean comment section
this is getting weird isn't it !
alright , that was this video
hopefully it's the last one I ever get to do about comments
cause it's getting old
but anyway
why are we still here ?
click on another video
just to suffer
every night i can feel my Ainsley
also since Ainsley is general i want you guys to know that
that if you get a pewdiepie ranking
we take very good care of our own
very good care