WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.100 Every. Single. Day. 00:00:02.100 --> 00:00:06.780 I have to put up with so much abuse. And mean comments from you guys. 00:00:06.520 --> 00:00:13.020 It's always like I'm the end of the joke. I'm the always the butt of the joke not no no not today 00:00:13.380 --> 00:00:17.880 That's right. I'm going to roast you guys. I've been collecting 00:00:17.980 --> 00:00:21.660 comments secretly for the past couple of weeks 00:00:22.060 --> 00:00:29.320 and then I picked the ones that are make you guys seem the dumbest so now we're going to read them as I 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:30.400 ah ahahah I 00:00:30.400 --> 00:00:32.360 le troll you guys *very nice wink* 00:00:32.720 --> 00:00:37.280 "Pewds, you are so mature about everything except when it comes to PUBG and fortnite 00:00:37.680 --> 00:00:42.400 Seriously, cut that childish "hate fortnite because I play PUBG" act 00:00:42.400 --> 00:00:50.880 and act rationally. Think about it. You hate this game because it's a copy of PUBG, but in reality IT'S NOT 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:53.280 Fornite hasawholeotheraspect to it 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:54.560 which is brhghgbr 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:55.680 Pathetic 00:00:55.800 --> 00:01:00.160 This is basically all my comments. There's a bunch of kids. You're all lowlife losers 00:01:00.380 --> 00:01:02.900 You know that right? have you ever seen a vagana? (respek wahmen pls) 00:01:02.910 --> 00:01:09.599 I don't think so. Cuz otherwise you wouldn't argue about fortnite, and why it's better than PUBG. You pathetic losers (roasted) 00:01:09.610 --> 00:01:14.999 What are you gonna do? Dislike the video, is that what you're gonna? Please don't x3 I'm joking I'm jokiinnggg 00:01:15.520 --> 00:01:20.520 We're just having fun here guys. Come on aaaaaa come on. We got to have a little bit aheheheh 00:01:20.980 --> 00:01:22.200 eheheheh you're so mean eh 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:23.040 ok, ok 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:26.220 Hurts now doesn't it hurts to be on the other side. That's right 00:01:26.220 --> 00:01:29.980 That's the point of this video. "Hey the fact that Drake can figure out 00:01:30.240 --> 00:01:31.700 "Fortnight" 00:01:31.700 --> 00:01:38.240 Is amazing frankly I would be amazed if he tied his own shoes and looky loo. He turned on a TV 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:45.080 Navigating the menus and using a controller and everything you go little buddy good for you." Okay, that was actually a funny comment 00:01:45.090 --> 00:01:50.880 I love this cuz it really just shows like why does anyone care the fact that Drake played Fortnite 00:01:51.540 --> 00:01:55.940 Who gives a *oof*? "This channel is getting worse and worse like if you agree." 00:01:56.600 --> 00:01:57.940 ZERO LIIKESS 00:01:57.940 --> 00:01:59.900 GOTTEM AHAHAHAHA 00:01:59.900 --> 00:02:06.940 Yeah, that's right. Hey Mr. Tryhard sucks, like this video if you agree. Ha, that's right mr. 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:09.820 tryhard gotcha good didn't I? ya bi- 00:02:10.180 --> 00:02:11.220 ya little bi- (christian channel) 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:14.960 "This guy is gay." No u 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:16.220 *wheezes in laughter* 00:02:16.220 --> 00:02:17.880 *meme review* 00:02:17.880 --> 00:02:20.960 "This was so boring, but I watched it because Iove you" 00:02:22.140 --> 00:02:25.760 That was backhand compliment I have ever seen in my life 00:02:26.040 --> 00:02:31.280 Actually this is how I want all my fans to be just as dedicated as possible okay (k) 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:35.820 "My Gah, three ads on a PewDiePie video, I thought I'd never see the day" 00:02:35.820 --> 00:02:36.580 le sigh 00:02:36.580 --> 00:02:39.980 Hey, it hurts. These comments are the ones that actually truly hurt 00:02:41.200 --> 00:02:47.069 "Drake isn't a rapper. He's an R&B singer that can rap really really well 00:02:47.200 --> 00:02:53.580 He has only made one rap album. IYARTITL and that album is not an album 00:02:53.580 --> 00:02:59.219 It was a half random mixtape made in two weeks, but when Drake raps he ain't soft 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:04.460 He has made some of the hardest rap songs this decade." 00:03:04.460 --> 00:03:06.060 What're you saying 00:03:06.060 --> 00:03:11.440 Pathetic. If you think Drake goes hard, That's like saying PewDiePie is funny. I can't even help myself 00:03:11.459 --> 00:03:15.328 I just have to be the end of joke that's- this it's part of my DNA my 00:03:15.459 --> 00:03:20.578 My Swedish cuccness can't allow anything else. "I drove past your house the other day 00:03:20.579 --> 00:03:23.159 I didn't even mean to I went the wrong way." 00:03:23.560 --> 00:03:28.440 Why did you tell me this first of all I have a lot of questions with this number one 00:03:28.440 --> 00:03:32.999 Why did you think I would see this comment I literally gets thousands of them every single day 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:35.459 Second of all how do you know where I live? 00:03:35.920 --> 00:03:38.729 Third of all what do you mean you went the wrong way? 00:03:38.880 --> 00:03:41.800 And what do you think it matters to me that you went the wrong way? 00:03:42.060 --> 00:03:45.280 What is this comment? It annoys the hell out of me 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:47.140 "To be honest about depression 00:03:47.140 --> 00:03:50.140 Yes, it's all up to you. I have a lot of 00:03:50.140 --> 00:03:51.400 expperr- 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:59.500 Expirience with depression and trust me if you want to be depressed and sad you will it's all up to you." I definitely trust 00:03:59.640 --> 00:04:00.940 experience from 00:04:00.940 --> 00:04:02.940 Anyone that doesn't know how to spell it 00:04:02.980 --> 00:04:05.399 Expirience and have a Markiplier thumbnaiihh 00:04:06.100 --> 00:04:12.729 Listen, I know you mean well, but Jesus Christ what what are you saying? This is what I've been saying all this time, okay? 00:04:12.730 --> 00:04:18.760 My audience is filled with a bunch of low-level morons, and if you are reading this comment Markimoo youtubepoop 00:04:18.760 --> 00:04:22.179 I want you to know that you are a moron you're an idiot 00:04:22.220 --> 00:04:26.940 And I don't like you why am I so mean for no reason? I'm kidding of course 00:04:27.100 --> 00:04:34.460 You're great do your thing "I just want to say I really like post breakdown PewDiePie, you managed to become insanely 00:04:34.790 --> 00:04:41.409 Self-aware and sort of toxic in a funny way pointing out idiotic bullshit online I also absolute 00:04:41.409 --> 00:04:44.880 Love your low-quality visual effects good job. Good job Brad inside 00:04:44.880 --> 00:04:46.480 *clap clap clap clap clap clap* 00:04:46.490 --> 00:04:48.380 Thanks for keeping the low quality 00:04:48.380 --> 00:04:55.179 Intentional affects you doing a great job. You're doing great. "He needs to do news as a weekly serious 00:04:55.180 --> 00:04:58.030 This is funny." It is a weekly serious 00:04:58.880 --> 00:05:01.220 We've been doing it for weeks 00:05:02.660 --> 00:05:04.900 I'm glad you enjoyed it. I don't know what to say 00:05:04.900 --> 00:05:07.380 I'm glad and then you had the comment right underneath it 00:05:07.960 --> 00:05:09.720 "Still better than BBC" 00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:13.720 97 people thought that was such a good comment that they would thumb it up 00:05:13.780 --> 00:05:15.320 *clap clap clap clap clap clap clap* 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:23.140 Good job everybody you're part of a group of intellectual on the Internet "Stop hating on Fortnite, it's not funny." 00:05:23.620 --> 00:05:25.380 *autism* 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:29.360 how bout, how bout- your name is dumb 00:05:29.860 --> 00:05:31.840 That was funny Felix 00:05:31.850 --> 00:05:38.890 "Thanks Pewds for bringing a wave of normal fags and children to 4chan. We are being raided by pleb eaters 00:05:39.500 --> 00:05:45.780 Everything is going to *oof* and it looks like there are going to be many migrations 8chan and wizchan." 00:05:45.780 --> 00:05:47.720 neeeeeeeee aeheeeeeeeeeeee 00:05:47.900 --> 00:05:49.040 Pathetic 00:05:49.200 --> 00:05:50.740 absolutely 00:05:50.750 --> 00:05:52.220 disgusting 00:05:52.220 --> 00:05:56.980 I made the video about green text, and I clearly reference reddit and nothing else, but yeah 00:05:56.980 --> 00:05:59.720 I got so many pathetic comments like this just being 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:02.580 eheheh the normies and the plebah ehaemea bnae 00:06:02.980 --> 00:06:06.140 What are you 12? grow the *oof* up. Jesus 00:06:06.620 --> 00:06:09.200 "Always knew pewds was a furry" (oof) 00:06:09.380 --> 00:06:11.180 Why? 00:06:11.420 --> 00:06:13.760 Why did you come to this conclusion? 00:06:13.960 --> 00:06:17.460 What made you think this was confirmed in your head? 00:06:17.470 --> 00:06:23.020 I don't know why these things are annoy me so much like what made you think to come up with this comment? 00:06:23.370 --> 00:06:27.630 What was the thought process and why did six people thumb it up? 00:06:28.560 --> 00:06:30.780 Don't understand you guys. 00:06:30.980 --> 00:06:35.520 "I feel like he's trying so hard to be funny sometimes. It's kind of sad 00:06:35.740 --> 00:06:37.940 Oh how the mighty have fallen." 00:06:38.220 --> 00:06:44.240 What're you saying? You even edited this comment of course I try to be funny. That's the point of my videos 00:06:44.350 --> 00:06:48.209 That's what I do every single day if you think I've been trying to be funny now 00:06:48.209 --> 00:06:53.420 Just watch my old videos and literally pause sometimes and go "oh uh let me think of a joke here" 00:06:54.200 --> 00:06:55.800 *thinking pewds* 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:57.880 I read these comments. I'm like. What are you trying to say? 00:06:57.880 --> 00:06:59.360 What made you come up to this idea? 00:06:59.400 --> 00:07:06.320 This video is literally like every single other one of my videos all my videos are the same you stupid (oof) 00:07:06.320 --> 00:07:09.000 "Eye am hunngri I wan sum lushania" 00:07:09.020 --> 00:07:11.160 Why do I even read the comments 00:07:11.520 --> 00:07:14.600 "Hate your new videos, I love your old videos." 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:18.080 Just watch the old ones thing you slimy weasel scum. That's right 00:07:18.090 --> 00:07:20.220 I'm not afraid to call you guys out 00:07:20.590 --> 00:07:26.699 For what you are you stupid you dumb a dummy scummy dummy bum that's what you are 00:07:26.880 --> 00:07:30.700 and I would smack it without no oil cum all over you--- (hawt) 00:07:30.760 --> 00:07:32.200 *realizes swistian channel and monetizing* 00:07:32.280 --> 00:07:35.720 Didn't mean that last bit. I meant that the oil would come 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:38.420 God damn it. (nice job) 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:42.680 "I'm glad that Felix is getting sponsors again." Well. That's a nice comment actually 00:07:43.180 --> 00:07:49.860 That's right despite two major media breakdowns still here still getting sponsors again 00:07:50.770 --> 00:07:52.770 Yay, for me *clap clap clap clap* 00:07:52.960 --> 00:07:54.280 Never thought it would happen 00:07:54.700 --> 00:07:58.720 "Gets a $6,000 PC with two 1080 Ti's 00:07:58.740 --> 00:08:04.540 Titans and an 8-core CPU. Plays roblox." What, are you hating on Roblox now? 00:08:04.540 --> 00:08:05.040 huh? 00:08:06.160 --> 00:08:07.080 You hating on the best 00:08:07.580 --> 00:08:11.680 Damn game on the market for the most advanced graphics that has ever existed 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:15.140 Pathetic. You guys just like to complain about everything don't you 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:20.880 "You just April fooled everyone" This video was published March 30th 00:08:21.020 --> 00:08:25.600 This is the thing that happens all the time with comments just because you watched it during April Fool's 00:08:25.840 --> 00:08:28.720 Doesn't *burp* Doesn't mean it was published 00:08:28.760 --> 00:08:34.280 It's the same thing when I did Fridays with PewDiePie back in the day and people would watch it on the Sunday and they'd be like 00:08:34.660 --> 00:08:37.960 "I'm not even watching it on a friday leepictroll hehehe" 00:08:38.160 --> 00:08:44.940 "He is trigger lol" It's triggered. It's trigg-ERED with a D, and no I'm not I 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:46.120 TRIGGERED 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:49.660 "I was thinking why so low FPS he is millionaire" 00:08:49.870 --> 00:08:54.270 That's right everyone, the more money you have the more- the better- the more frame rates 00:08:54.270 --> 00:09:00.150 That's just a scale that works for everyone. I was reacting to videos dipshit. It's not my gameplay 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:02.320 Thank you Edgar 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:07.480 "Yo Pewds just ruins YouTube he always tries to like act funny, but he's weird just yeah 00:09:07.860 --> 00:09:10.920 I appreciate the effort, but not the result I'm not doing this to get attention." 00:09:11.110 --> 00:09:16.320 Yes, you are and you did have you heard of comments? Have you heard of sentence building? No? 00:09:16.320 --> 00:09:19.640 I don't think so huh. Yes, you pussy ass *oof* 00:09:19.740 --> 00:09:26.920 You guys are just friking fricks. I don't appreciate these comments. You are clearly doing it for attention 00:09:27.060 --> 00:09:30.680 What do you mean I ruins YouTube it's called ruined dummy 00:09:31.210 --> 00:09:37.319 "Hahahahaha" There hear it is. "Haahahahaaha I'm watching this on Sunday." No one cares. No one cares 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:40.800 I don't care when you're watching it. It's none of my concern 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:46.940 I'll put it on the right day so annoying "I had a dream about you last night Felix quite magical 00:09:46.990 --> 00:09:51.330 I met you I asked if you could drive me home it took five minutes 00:09:51.330 --> 00:09:55.020 You did and I said, thanks and left it was truly magnificent 00:09:55.960 --> 00:10:02.549 Thanks Pewds." Keep me out of your weird fetish fantasies. Please. I don't need to hear about this what the heck what? 00:10:03.520 --> 00:10:04.780 646 00:10:04.780 --> 00:10:06.160 405 00:10:06.160 --> 00:10:07.540 703 00:10:07.540 --> 00:10:11.339 724 good job Brad, what does this mean the big Campbell? 00:10:13.300 --> 00:10:18.500 Great good job. Good job Brad. "What do we have here another re-upload" 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:25.900 That's right everybody, all my videos are just re-uploads of reuploads of reuploads. There's no original content anymore 00:10:25.930 --> 00:10:32.010 I'm just re-uploading the video I did now eight years ago. That's right. I made this video eight years ago. You're welcome 00:10:32.340 --> 00:10:36.900 "What's that in the right bottom corner at 5:49" 00:10:37.100 --> 00:10:37.660 549 00:10:40.400 --> 00:10:41.420 DAMNIITTT (hey we liked to have fun on this channel) 00:10:41.700 --> 00:10:47.260 All right for real though, I'd really enjoyed reading the comments it's something that I've always really really enjoyed 00:10:47.420 --> 00:10:52.920 I think the day I stopped reading the comments is probably the day that I should end YouTube because 00:10:53.500 --> 00:10:56.600 The interaction that I get between you guys is what I enjoy the most 00:10:56.950 --> 00:11:00.819 I know it's like a meme that I steal your contnetr or whatever, but I to me 00:11:00.820 --> 00:11:06.490 It's more like we have a community, and I'm just justifying stealing but with the comments 00:11:06.490 --> 00:11:12.009 I I genuinely enjoyed it and seeing when you guys laugh at stuff that you thought were funny or 00:11:12.920 --> 00:11:19.809 Leaving a nice comment, or bad. I still really enjoy reading it, and I enjoy especially laughing at these dumb ones 00:11:19.809 --> 00:11:23.380 I definitely noticed a huge shift from the last six months 00:11:23.800 --> 00:11:30.720 Way more positive comments people are it seem like you guys are really enjoying the videos, and I'm having a blast making them 00:11:30.730 --> 00:11:36.219 I think for the first time like I finally actually figured out how to make videos because I have weekly series 00:11:36.220 --> 00:11:39.040 And I just makes my life so much easier and so much more enjoyable 00:11:39.040 --> 00:11:42.099 I know it's like a meme that I'm just stealing content, but 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:47.980 If that's the case I'll take it because I'm having a blast and it seems like you guys are enjoying as well 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:50.940 So keep up the great work everybody 00:11:51.180 --> 00:11:53.180 That being said 00:11:53.320 --> 00:11:55.360 I amm actually going away. I'm going 00:11:55.970 --> 00:12:02.560 To travel so I don't know if there will be some weird gap in between the videos. Hopefully not but 00:12:03.170 --> 00:12:09.249 That's just my announcement saying that that being said I'll see you guys next time. I'm just uhhh 00:12:09.760 --> 00:12:16.280 I don't know when I'll be back. I don't know anything, but I will be back at some point 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:17.820 uuhm 00:12:18.460 --> 00:12:19.100 in the fu- 00:12:20.140 --> 00:12:26.880 In the future, so have a good one. I see you, goodbye :( goodbye 00:12:27.100 --> 00:12:28.400 Everybody 00:12:29.220 --> 00:12:31.460 (pls come back I need more memes)