WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.180 It doesn't matter who I am 00:00:02.860 --> 00:00:03.780 What matters 00:00:04.320 --> 00:00:05.420 Is the Plan 00:00:11.040 --> 00:00:13.320 No one cared who I was 00:00:14.300 --> 00:00:16.300 until I put on the hat 00:00:21.380 --> 00:00:22.460 AAAAHH!!!! 00:00:24.900 --> 00:00:25.480 Alright..... 00:00:27.060 --> 00:00:28.900 Gotta do everything again! 00:00:28.900 --> 00:00:29.620 hhhh 00:00:29.620 --> 00:00:30.360 haha... 00:00:31.320 --> 00:00:32.260 I don't even know if I r- 00:00:32.260 --> 00:00:32.760 *Dies* 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:36.220 I don't even know if I remember! 00:00:37.940 --> 00:00:38.580 Clearly... 00:00:38.700 --> 00:00:39.860 Oh, my god... 00:00:39.860 --> 00:00:42.600 Okay! Here we are at the balls, everybody! 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:43.380 The ball game. 00:00:43.660 --> 00:00:44.640 Easiest one! 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:48.580 Go go go go! There's an opening! 00:00:48.900 --> 00:00:49.940 Bababababa! 00:00:50.080 --> 00:00:50.580 Damn it ! 00:00:50.580 --> 00:00:52.120 Babababababababa!! 00:00:52.120 --> 00:00:52.700 Bababa! 00:00:53.140 --> 00:00:53.640 Ba! *Dies* 00:00:54.040 --> 00:00:55.420 Bababababababa! 00:00:55.900 --> 00:00:56.880 Come on, man! 00:00:56.880 --> 00:00:58.880 *High-pitched voice* Come on, Poodiepie! You can do it! 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:03.620 Hey! Look at that! 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:11.660 Ok, great! Let's do all of that again! 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:12.560 Yes!! 00:01:12.860 --> 00:01:13.660 YES!! 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:14.920 HOORAH! 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:18.220 Okay. Alright, I remember this. 00:01:18.380 --> 00:01:19.260 Dammit. 00:01:19.260 --> 00:01:19.820 Dammit! 00:01:20.720 --> 00:01:21.980 And you have to go UP... 00:01:22.460 --> 00:01:24.340 and then DOWN super fast! 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:25.200 Ooh! 00:01:25.360 --> 00:01:26.340 OH, I did it!! 00:01:27.060 --> 00:01:29.180 OH, MY GOD! He's the best! 00:01:30.180 --> 00:01:31.500 And then there was this bit... 00:01:39.120 --> 00:01:41.220 *Goes into insanity* 00:01:46.160 --> 00:01:46.780 No! 00:01:48.500 --> 00:01:49.140 NO!! 00:01:50.620 --> 00:01:51.220 STOP! 00:01:51.460 --> 00:01:52.280 STOOOOP!! 00:01:57.060 --> 00:01:58.140 You know what never gets old? 00:01:58.140 --> 00:01:59.560 Repetition. 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:01.180 You know what never gets old? 00:02:01.180 --> 00:02:02.220 Repetition. 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:03.460 Repetition. 00:02:03.660 --> 00:02:04.820 Repetition. 00:02:04.820 --> 00:02:05.320 DU! 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:05.980 DUAH!! 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:07.780 You know what never gets old? 00:02:07.780 --> 00:02:08.740 Repetition. 00:02:08.740 --> 00:02:10.320 You know what never gets old? 00:02:10.320 --> 00:02:11.360 Repetition. 00:02:11.540 --> 00:02:12.680 Repetition. 00:02:12.780 --> 00:02:13.560 Repetition. 00:02:14.060 --> 00:02:14.560 DU! 00:02:14.680 --> 00:02:15.240 DUAH!! (Deja vu) 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:16.000 DUAH!! (Ooh! Times two!) 00:02:16.200 --> 00:02:17.380 You know what never gets old? 00:02:17.380 --> 00:02:18.720 Repetition. 00:02:18.720 --> 00:02:19.600 You know what never gets old? 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:20.100 *lol jk* 00:02:21.780 --> 00:02:24.440 *Failed attempt to sing theme music* 00:02:24.760 --> 00:02:26.000 *Dies inside* 00:02:26.100 --> 00:02:27.040 Bababababa!! 00:02:28.420 --> 00:02:30.100 Ahh, there you go! 00:02:30.100 --> 00:02:32.100 That's very nice! 00:02:35.600 --> 00:02:36.100 No! 00:02:37.820 --> 00:02:41.080 Suck on my toes!!! Can you not? Can you not? 00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:44.200 (cute voice) Can you just not... Can you not do that, pleaasee? 00:02:44.200 --> 00:02:46.200 Plea- *dies in game* 00:02:46.200 --> 00:02:49.660 *poods fan* Can you not do that, please? 00:02:49.660 --> 00:02:52.120 Pleassee! PLEASEE!!! 00:02:52.380 --> 00:02:54.380 Aaaahhh 00:02:54.380 --> 00:02:57.160 This part is easy. Honestly, if you die in this bit, you can 00:02:57.160 --> 00:02:59.600 lick on my turtle neck. 00:02:59.600 --> 00:03:04.720 Gooo... Look at that, look at that boy! Hey, you wanna follow me? Guess what, you can't! 00:03:05.180 --> 00:03:09.420 Stupid, this bit is super easy, unless you're pathetic, little moron! 00:03:09.420 --> 00:03:11.840 Pathetic, little degenerate son of a *pause* 00:03:13.580 --> 00:03:16.540 Easy, this is easy is what I am trying to say. 00:03:16.540 --> 00:03:18.540 *talks to the game* You are gonna come here and I am gonna eehh 00:03:18.540 --> 00:03:20.540 *screeches again* eahhh 00:03:20.540 --> 00:03:22.540 ahhhhhh 00:03:22.540 --> 00:03:24.540 YES! 00:03:24.540 --> 00:03:26.300 Then you can su.. 00:03:26.300 --> 00:03:28.540 Everyone can suck on my toes. Everyone 00:03:28.540 --> 00:03:30.540 Please stand in .. LINE! 00:03:30.540 --> 00:03:32.880 Oh! I forgot to bomb it. Ooh! 00:03:34.700 --> 00:03:36.700 Alright, here we go! Come on 00:03:36.700 --> 00:03:41.640 brahhhhh! You didn't bomb all of it! You brahhhhhhh *screams* 00:03:41.640 --> 00:03:43.700 Here we go. Look at that 00:03:43.700 --> 00:03:45.700 Look at guys, we did it 00:03:45.700 --> 00:03:48.640 yatta. やった すごい です ね Yatta sugoidesu ne (It was amazing) 00:03:48.640 --> 00:03:50.640 すごい sugoi (amazing) 00:03:50.640 --> 00:03:53.960 Alright as soon as it jumps, we are gonna go! 00:03:55.200 --> 00:03:57.200 Brrrr aaahhhh stop! 00:03:57.260 --> 00:04:01.280 Go, GO! I F___ING HATE THIS BIT! (Christian channel everybody) 00:04:05.980 --> 00:04:12.820 Ahhhhh ehherw Ah! 00:04:12.820 --> 00:04:14.820 *Laughs* 00:04:15.040 --> 00:04:18.740 I'm playing on an iPad. I'm a gaming channel, guys 00:04:21.419 --> 00:04:23.628 You know what I really like? Repetition 00:04:23.628 --> 00:04:25.999 You know what I also really like? Repetition 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:29.200 You know what I really really stfu! 00:04:29.460 --> 00:04:31.460 Alright, here's the ball bit, everyone! 00:04:32.039 --> 00:04:33.599 Everyone loves the BALL BIT!! 00:04:33.599 --> 00:04:39.799 Stupid balls ruin my life... Go! *dies* Damn balls! Come on, balls! Show me what you got them, balls! Come on, balls! 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:42.530 Come on, balls! Is that all you got, balls? 00:04:44.130 --> 00:04:46.130 brrrrrrr brrr 00:04:46.949 --> 00:04:47.930 Oh My God, can you 00:04:47.930 --> 00:04:53.800 suck on my toes? I just pretend I'm not as good as I am for the sake of entertainment value. Look at that! 00:04:54.200 --> 00:04:55.780 Look at this! First try! 00:04:56.470 --> 00:04:59.850 First try! I am in my little submarine now, guys! First try! Please subscribe 00:04:59.850 --> 00:05:01.680 to PewDiePie 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:03.680 Oh god, alright, first try everybody! 00:05:03.820 --> 00:05:10.940 Subscribe to PewDiePie for more epic gaming channels like this one. Look at that! First try! Not even- I did it blindfold 00:05:13.020 --> 00:05:18.560 Ok alright alright. This part is a little tricky 00:05:19.620 --> 00:05:21.620 If you're a moron... Look at this! 00:05:21.620 --> 00:05:23.620 Look at this! Dahhh! 00:05:23.620 --> 00:05:24.600 Dahhh! 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:27.190 Ahhh! Skill... 00:05:27.190 --> 00:05:35.100 I know, I know what you're thinking - "How is he so great and good-looking at the same time?" Well, you know it comes from... 00:05:35.100 --> 00:05:35.900 *dies at the game* 00:05:36.900 --> 00:05:37.900 This bit can just- 00:05:39.220 --> 00:05:41.669 Look at it! Look at it! Okay... 00:05:41.669 --> 00:05:48.680 Aahh... Ahhhh... AH! AAAH! 00:05:52.300 --> 00:05:56.000 Alright I get it... We are gonna drop one there... 00:05:56.560 --> 00:05:59.060 Why?! Forgot abou- No, no, I'm not gonna... 00:06:01.900 --> 00:06:02.900 Aaahhh! 00:06:07.150 --> 00:06:11.939 Look at that! You can suck on my ninja turtles! Damn it! NOOO! 00:06:19.600 --> 00:06:22.199 This pathetic disgusting snotty noise 00:06:22.740 --> 00:06:27.620 Pimple-faced vader gamers... I can't even beat a game and get all angry 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:29.760 Pathetic... Trurly pathetic... 00:06:29.780 --> 00:06:37.760 Look at me do this on the actually very first try. Oh, the ball bit! Some people say the ball bit is difficult... If you're a moron, 00:06:37.760 --> 00:06:38.720 perhaps, I could agree 00:06:38.730 --> 00:06:40.730 Look how easy this is 00:06:46.080 --> 00:06:50.600 No! Can you edit it in so I do it on the first try? Here we go! 00:06:52.050 --> 00:06:56.420 Finally! Good job! Can you start moving? 00:06:56.420 --> 00:06:58.420 God dammit! 00:07:03.200 --> 00:07:05.200 What are you doing?! 00:07:07.460 --> 00:07:07.960 STOOOOOP!!! 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:17.120 What-?! If you do that again, I swear I'm gonna get REALLY ANGRY! 00:07:23.760 --> 00:07:25.760 Come on! 00:07:25.760 --> 00:07:26.700 *high-pitched voice* Here we go, guys! 00:07:26.700 --> 00:07:28.700 Let's freakin' do this! 00:07:30.520 --> 00:07:31.340 AAAHHH! 00:07:32.200 --> 00:07:33.740 AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! 00:07:34.080 --> 00:07:34.580 BA! 00:07:34.820 --> 00:07:35.320 KRA! 00:07:35.620 --> 00:07:36.120 PRA! 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:37.520 What the f- Just... 00:07:37.520 --> 00:07:46.280 *demonic laugh* 00:07:48.520 --> 00:07:50.520 Hello, everybody, epic gamer 00:07:52.220 --> 00:07:57.880 69 here! Let's begin this video starting off right 00:07:57.880 --> 00:07:59.140 (Poods What are you doin?) 00:07:59.140 --> 00:08:05.460 Stop judging me. I'm not lying, alright? I'm starting now. Welcome! I've just started playing this game 00:08:07.069 --> 00:08:14.829 Let's begin the gameplay! Wow! This game is so easy! How could anyone suppose you can't beat this game? You'd have to be a complete moron 00:08:18.440 --> 00:08:20.040 Today is the day 00:08:20.840 --> 00:08:21.580 Did it! 00:08:26.540 --> 00:08:30.160 I bet you, Jacksepticeye could never beat this game. Look at this! 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:32.599 Look at it! 00:08:32.599 --> 00:08:36.249 Look at it! I'm on the roll, baby! I'm always on a roll! 00:08:36.249 --> 00:08:38.089 I'm always on a- NO! 00:08:38.089 --> 00:08:40.740 Edit that out! Edit that out! I'm on a roll, baby! 00:08:40.740 --> 00:08:47.120 Zero deaths, everybody! This is incredible! Never done before! Look at that! 00:08:47.140 --> 00:08:54.020 Look at that! I'm not even a gaming channel anymore and I can still beat any game at any given point 00:08:54.220 --> 00:08:56.160 with my 00:08:56.740 --> 00:08:59.260 superior skill and it- GHAAA! 00:08:59.980 --> 00:09:00.600 GO! 00:09:01.340 --> 00:09:03.180 And superior handsomeness 00:09:05.680 --> 00:09:11.080 Look at that, dude! Look at that, my dudes! Drop the bomb and go through 00:09:15.520 --> 00:09:18.200 GO! YES! Oh! OH! 00:09:22.100 --> 00:09:24.400 I have never made it this far. 00:09:25.430 --> 00:09:30.699 Oh my god! Oh my god, guys, I have never made it this far! Oh my god, guys! Can 00:09:30.699 --> 00:09:36.128 we hit and leave a like of this video right now? This is so epic! I need to actually blow 00:09:36.128 --> 00:09:39.160 my nose so that doesn't happen again, because that was disgusting 00:09:42.760 --> 00:09:47.320 Where did he go? When will he return? 00:09:48.220 --> 00:09:54.000 The prophecy states that a time will come when our- 00:09:54.760 --> 00:09:56.400 The f*** you say about me, boy?! 00:09:56.860 --> 00:10:00.020 Dude, even the music changed... How epic is this! 00:10:00.940 --> 00:10:06.480 Alright, so this is easy. It's gonna be the classic sliding bit where you slide off the... 00:10:07.040 --> 00:10:10.580 ...the pad. I'm not gonna slide off because I'm not an idiot. 00:10:12.740 --> 00:10:15.640 Oh my god! This is so... Damn it! Stop sliding! 00:10:18.520 --> 00:10:22.920 Oh, oh! Where the hell did the platform go? Oh, it melts! 00:10:27.880 --> 00:10:28.620 Damn it! 00:10:29.860 --> 00:10:30.620 Come on! 00:10:32.500 --> 00:10:33.360 No! 00:10:36.880 --> 00:10:37.600 NO! 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:44.400 Stop! 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:49.500 Stop killing meeee! 00:10:50.460 --> 00:10:52.460 MMMMHHHH!!! 00:10:56.500 --> 00:11:03.760 I lost all the progress. I have to do all of that again. That's great. That's great. I'm great. Before you, men I'm glad. That's- 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:06.320 Oh, look, I level up, everyone. 00:11:06.320 --> 00:11:08.660 Here we are again, Mr. Iceman! 00:11:08.920 --> 00:11:09.980 Haha! 00:11:09.980 --> 00:11:11.530 So, we meet again? 00:11:11.530 --> 00:11:14.589 Our battle begins! Jump! Jump! Damn it! 00:11:15.500 --> 00:11:18.080 Our battle continues! Jump! Jump! 00:11:18.880 --> 00:11:21.360 Ahhh! Don't go in the- ! 00:11:22.280 --> 00:11:26.320 Her battle continues, my friend! Jump! Jump! 00:11:27.640 --> 00:11:29.640 Our battle begins! 00:11:30.060 --> 00:11:30.560 Ju- 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:34.360 Can you get inside him?! 00:11:36.580 --> 00:11:38.580 Come on...! 00:11:39.060 --> 00:11:45.720 It's not even hard! It's not even freakin' hard! Why are you going there?! 00:11:46.240 --> 00:11:47.580 Hahaha! 00:11:47.580 --> 00:11:53.260 Positive attitude, guys! Let's believe! Press- Press like if you believe, guys! 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:04.960 You didn't believe hard enough... Don't you feel ashamed? 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:10.240 So, we meet again, Mr. Ice! 00:12:11.580 --> 00:12:13.580 Hop! Hop! Hop! 00:12:13.940 --> 00:12:14.640 Damn it! 00:12:15.460 --> 00:12:17.060 Hop! Hop! Hop! 00:12:18.300 --> 00:12:19.460 No! 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:28.600 Come on! You can do this, feller! *high-pitched voice* Come on, feeler! Come on, feeler, we believe in you! I'm trying! 00:12:30.260 --> 00:12:33.080 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! 00:12:33.460 --> 00:12:34.920 EEERGH! Easy...! 00:12:34.920 --> 00:12:38.160 Oh my god! This game is so easy! 00:12:38.500 --> 00:12:40.800 Ah, the easy sliding technique! 00:12:40.800 --> 00:12:45.280 Pew! Pew! Pew! 00:12:46.400 --> 00:12:47.680 Pew! 00:12:48.400 --> 00:12:49.120 Great... 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:51.520 Pew! Pew! 00:12:51.780 --> 00:12:54.240 PEW! PEW! 00:12:54.540 --> 00:12:59.860 Hey, look at that! First try, everyone! I am practically a genius! What is this? 00:13:00.540 --> 00:13:03.200 What is-? I'm serious. What is this? 00:13:04.640 --> 00:13:10.320 What the hell am I supposed to do here? What the hell is this? What do I do? 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:13.600 WHAT DO I DOOOOO? 00:13:15.930 --> 00:13:17.930 I am inside him 00:13:19.280 --> 00:13:27.220 What do I do! Oh my god! I'm supposed to shoot him! Die! Dammit! 00:13:32.900 --> 00:13:34.000 I'm gonna... Die- 00:13:34.160 --> 00:13:38.020 D-d-di- Oh!!! No!!! 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:44.680 No! 00:13:48.860 --> 00:13:49.360 *struggles* 00:13:51.400 --> 00:13:52.100 GHA! 00:13:52.640 --> 00:13:53.220 Oh! 00:13:56.040 --> 00:13:57.460 Yeah! 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:02.360 Anyway, guys, hope you enjoyed this video! If you did... hehehe 00:14:04.540 --> 00:14:10.740 Anyway, guys, honestly, it means the world to me if you would leave like on this video. 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