WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.240 Hello!! 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:03.360 *clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap* 00:00:03.360 --> 00:00:03.860 **CRASH** 00:00:03.860 --> 00:00:06.100 Welcome to Hello... 00:00:06.780 --> 00:00:07.480 ...Neighbor 00:00:07.480 --> 00:00:13.380 Let's play. I play this game before but the full game is out now and now it's divided into acts 00:00:14.120 --> 00:00:15.060 how exciting 00:00:15.060 --> 00:00:16.260 Here we are 00:00:16.260 --> 00:00:19.220 Wow they changed it a lot, dude, damn!! 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:21.180 This feels like a whole new game! 00:00:21.360 --> 00:00:24.340 All I remember was I was trying to infiltrate this man's house 00:00:24.340 --> 00:00:25.540 for no reason. 00:00:25.540 --> 00:00:26.200 AAND 00:00:26.420 --> 00:00:28.660 F-For just for some reason he would get pissed off 00:00:37.760 --> 00:00:39.660 What is this cut scene? 00:00:39.660 --> 00:00:41.300 They're having coitus 00:00:41.500 --> 00:00:42.420 Christian Channel 00:00:42.980 --> 00:00:47.020 Hey man I get it. Sometimes you gotta lock a bish in the dungeon. 00:00:47.020 --> 00:00:47.840 Oh my! 00:00:48.060 --> 00:00:49.140 Oh, jeezus! 00:00:49.460 --> 00:00:49.960 Oh! 00:00:50.120 --> 00:00:50.620 Aw... 00:00:51.140 --> 00:00:52.040 ...hell no! 00:00:53.620 --> 00:00:56.180 The rick and morty fans - have you kept locked in there 00:00:56.340 --> 00:00:57.100 REEEE! 00:00:57.640 --> 00:00:58.440 REEEE! 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:04.820 Here we are okay, so this is our house..? Yes? Nope. What a great parking you-- you got there, buddy 00:01:04.820 --> 00:01:07.120 I love the art style; It's very 90's 00:01:07.300 --> 00:01:09.940 HELLOOO MINNA-SAN, I'm hiding in closet 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:14.180 Man, they changed SO much, dude. This is crazy! 00:01:14.780 --> 00:01:19.560 Alright, let's just go. I can't seem to open it..? There we go. Hey, how you doin'... 00:01:21.850 --> 00:01:23.110 NO 00:01:23.110 --> 00:01:24.120 NO 00:01:24.120 --> 00:01:25.440 He's throwing stuff 00:01:25.440 --> 00:01:28.000 dededededededededededededede 00:01:28.300 --> 00:01:32.310 Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Nice legs, dude; Do you work-- 00:01:32.310 --> 00:01:35.680 Oh god. Maybe I can break the window and sneak in that way 00:01:36.900 --> 00:01:39.080 How do I grab stuff? It was 'E', wasn't it? 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:44.700 Here we go! Okay, you have to hold down 'E' for some reason. Alright, let's break his window. ha-kachow! 00:01:47.229 --> 00:01:49.229 Nailed it 00:01:49.420 --> 00:01:50.710 KACHOW 00:01:50.710 --> 00:01:54.119 Wow, I'm such a good pitcher. listen I just want to know 00:01:54.670 --> 00:01:57.299 who he keeps in his sex dungeon. I don't think that's... 00:01:57.880 --> 00:02:04.079 ...TOO much to ask. I can peep through the hole as well. Okay. That's cool. Oh. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming 00:02:05.770 --> 00:02:10.589 Hey, who jumps through their own window?!?!?! HE'S THREWING MILK!!!!!! 00:02:13.180 --> 00:02:17.969 Take that! What is he doing in there taking a shit? How am I supposed to climb that ? 00:02:18.070 --> 00:02:22.049 This is worse than getting over it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Ah f- 00:02:23.350 --> 00:02:25.350 Hey, you can't grab me from here. Ahahah...OH SHIT! 00:02:26.890 --> 00:02:28.120 Oh shit! Oh. 00:02:28.120 --> 00:02:33.300 You ca- You can jump wow what an incredible master of jumping. We need a box, hello Mr. Box. 00:02:33.850 --> 00:02:35.850 You're my best friend, 00:02:36.430 --> 00:02:38.879 Okay never mind, then jeezus. dOn'T mInD mE! DON'T MIND ME. 00:02:42.670 --> 00:02:49.260 It's my box and I can do whatever I want with it hey hey what you goin, do huh what you gonna, do huh? 00:02:49.260 --> 00:02:51.260 Oh shit crazy 00:02:51.260 --> 00:02:53.020 BRAH!!!! HAHA 00:02:53.020 --> 00:02:56.700 Works every time we're gonna jump up here, we're gonna jump up here 00:02:56.800 --> 00:03:02.040 We're gonna jump up here and here and "heah." And then we're gonna place box 00:03:04.620 --> 00:03:11.540 OH God damn it alright. We're fine fine. Nevermind. You know what they say: "Any man with a mustache, has a mustache." 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:15.119 Hey stop throwing things. I'm innocent 00:03:19.570 --> 00:03:27.059 Did you "tomato" my face? Come on man I'm just trying to break into your house. How do I drop box? Right-click. 00:03:27.760 --> 00:03:34.829 Ok and then pick up with 'E'. Right-Click, drop. Ok, ok. Have you ever been a box? I hear that son of a bitch 00:03:35.890 --> 00:03:42.419 Dude, I'm just boxing it up dude. I'm just boxing it up. I'm just I'm just boxing it up 00:03:42.690 --> 00:03:46.350 I don't understand your attitude. Hey hey hey hey hey 00:03:47.739 --> 00:03:50.069 Hey, come get me hey hey 00:03:56.980 --> 00:03:59.540 Come a little closer come a little closer come a little closer 00:04:09.500 --> 00:04:11.500 what the hell , the banana peel didn't even w.. 00:04:11.660 --> 00:04:13.720 is that Milk ? , there it is 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:16.560 there it is box it up, buddy 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:19.160 There it is, look at No 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:24.800 You wiggle a little, and you fly off to space. Did they not have gravity in the 90's?? 00:04:25.660 --> 00:04:28.710 Thank you, finally. I get it Power Move. Oh 00:04:30.940 --> 00:04:38.190 Spartans oh oh I need something to break his windows with right ok so far. We have nothing that you can really 00:04:38.860 --> 00:04:45.270 Break stuff with to be honest. No bench could be useful, but I suppose not how about a book 00:04:45.270 --> 00:04:47.939 Why don't we have a mustache thing this? 00:04:48.910 --> 00:04:52.380 That's gotta-- That's gotta smash some stuff. All right. Can we break windows? 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:55.680 Yes, absolutely 00:04:56.919 --> 00:05:03.629 You CAN break windows, ok. Oh god. I'm so-- SUMIMASEN! (Weeb for "I'm Sorry") Ey! He threw the milk! Dude, 00:05:03.630 --> 00:05:10.380 I'm sorry about breaking your window, but it wasn't me. No of course of course if we can break the window. Yes. I'm a genius 00:05:11.280 --> 00:05:18.630 I must be the smartest player in the whole world I bet none other thought of this before I did look at this 00:05:19.780 --> 00:05:26.429 3 360 that a whoa high-five there that was sick man all right now. We're gonna break his fucking window 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:29.800 It's fine. It's fine. I got time 00:05:31.219 --> 00:05:33.219 Or barricade 00:05:33.589 --> 00:05:36.729 Or barricade it's barricaded its barricaded 00:05:40.219 --> 00:05:43.869 What is happening we're barricading we're barricading 00:05:47.629 --> 00:05:49.629 What is this 00:05:51.080 --> 00:05:53.080 I Think I did something 00:05:53.479 --> 00:05:57.338 What is HAP? Oh? What is that? He just saw a chair at me? 00:06:00.139 --> 00:06:04.838 What are you doing buddy all right? Well we did that now so maybe now we can go in here 00:06:06.379 --> 00:06:08.379 Is that a fucking bowling ball 00:06:10.309 --> 00:06:12.309 Hey catch 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:17.900 He caught it. I'm so confusion. Oh, there's a flashlight we need that 00:06:27.860 --> 00:06:31.380 This game! Oh wow the window repaired itself 00:06:31.939 --> 00:06:34.989 Fantastic! There we go; Fixed it! What?? 00:06:35.539 --> 00:06:38.438 How did this happen? Fantastic, everybody. 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:44.588 Oh look at that. We did it. That does not look like a door thing. Okay? Oh, there's another key 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:48.160 Keys are good - PewDiePie 2017 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:55.080 Think I know where this goes! 00:06:56.479 --> 00:07:00.429 Oh look, it's a magnet. Ah ah 00:07:02.449 --> 00:07:07.838 Okay, we have the magnet. Let's not-- Oh my god. I don't understand why this guy has an i-- What his issue is. 00:07:08.059 --> 00:07:14.559 I'm just trying to be a law-- law abi-- Oh, thank god he's sleeping, dude. Thank god, dude. Oh my god 00:07:14.990 --> 00:07:20.169 I'm just trying to stack boxes on top of each other and I don't think that's too much to ask 00:07:20.270 --> 00:07:23.409 I really really don't think that's too much to-- 00:07:24.379 --> 00:07:26.169 magnet time 00:07:26.169 --> 00:07:28.169 It doesn't work oh 00:07:30.940 --> 00:07:34.580 Okay well, that's a crowbar what about this oh? 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:42.060 Wow what is that lockpick and a crowbar we need to we need to get rid of something? 00:07:42.060 --> 00:07:46.560 What should we get rid of? The car keys, we probably don't need. Okay. All right cool now can beat him to death 00:07:47.099 --> 00:07:49.099 All right, we're sneaking 00:07:50.020 --> 00:07:53.669 We're sneaking, I don't know what I'm doing 00:07:55.569 --> 00:07:57.569 There we go wrenchy 00:07:58.419 --> 00:08:05.008 wrenchy mein fragon thank you. Hey a shovel Wow I love shovels run run run run run 00:08:05.820 --> 00:08:08.540 Yes, and now of course oh 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:13.480 Victoryy 00:08:16.780 --> 00:08:19.160 Oh, what the what dude what? 00:08:19.840 --> 00:08:21.840 What this is crazy? 00:08:22.140 --> 00:08:26.020 Red key ,Red key ,Red key ,Red key ,Red key all right we need to drop something 00:08:26.820 --> 00:08:32.320 How about yellow key? I don't even stupid yellow key, red key, Red key oh, yeah 00:08:32.340 --> 00:08:34.340 Oh, I know where we are we're in the Attic dude 00:08:36.640 --> 00:08:42.029 All right, can I just jump out the window then that works oh? 00:08:44.709 --> 00:08:48.328 Wow what just happened so far everything has gone super smooth 00:08:48.328 --> 00:08:52.700 I think we're gonna have to distract him properly this time because I think the red key goes to his living room 00:08:59.960 --> 00:09:01.960 Oh Here we go here we go 00:09:03.259 --> 00:09:08.529 Did we do it? We did it! Das ist gut! Das ist gut, ja? Very good! 00:09:09.220 --> 00:09:15.879 High five dude I mean whamen whatever you are you know do your thing dude? We're in the basement. There's people here 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:17.879 There's bound to be people here 00:09:17.899 --> 00:09:19.009 Hey 00:09:19.009 --> 00:09:20.980 Who did that noise? 00:09:20.980 --> 00:09:25.440 I Have a watering can, and I'm not afraid to use it. Okay. All right. I see what's happening here 00:09:25.520 --> 00:09:31.180 We're gonna have to climb up we're gonna have to climb up on this one. As you do. There's something behind 00:09:32.119 --> 00:09:34.119 Maybe we need to start the washing machine 00:09:36.319 --> 00:09:42.998 It's a secret. It's a secret room! Oh my god. Timmy Timmy lived here look at his nipples 00:09:43.760 --> 00:09:45.760 Timmy are you all right? Yes. 00:09:45.760 --> 00:09:47.740 Yes, señor. Thank you for come and help me. 00:09:47.740 --> 00:09:50.580 Señor Timmy, what is happened to yous? 00:09:50.580 --> 00:09:52.400 I dont kno i turn into matress 00:09:52.400 --> 00:09:54.400 No, Timmy! No! 00:09:54.920 --> 00:10:01.869 So many secrets... Ha-cha! ...But where do the lies end? Oh my god, It's a secret [indistinguishable] room! Where's my flashlight? 00:10:01.869 --> 00:10:05.678 I needed it now. I needed it now. What the hell? Is this "Prey"? 00:10:06.980 --> 00:10:08.980 someone's been playing too much "Prah" 00:10:12.660 --> 00:10:16.459 Maybe I shouldn't be playing this hahaha. I wish I had the flashlight 00:10:19.380 --> 00:10:23.540 Spooky spooky hey, I can bring him you're comin' with me mr dummy 00:10:23.540 --> 00:10:30.380 but I don't want to, Pewds-- Master Pew--. Shut up, buddy. You're not a judge of me. O God 00:10:30.380 --> 00:10:32.380 omae wa 00:10:32.700 --> 00:10:34.410 mo shinderu 00:10:34.410 --> 00:10:36.949 run dummy oh no 00:10:38.190 --> 00:10:40.910 Dummy you're back. I was just chilling goddamnit 00:10:56.960 --> 00:10:58.960 Hey, it's me 00:11:05.170 --> 00:11:09.839 So that's the exit can I go I gotta initiate the power in the beginning, okay? 00:11:10.020 --> 00:11:15.380 Did he turn the power on oh he did so then I just have to exit now god fucking damnit. Oh? 00:11:16.620 --> 00:11:21.800 Wait it's good. It's good. Yes. yatta Oh no 00:11:23.280 --> 00:11:25.280 run 00:11:26.230 --> 00:11:32.190 Come on dummy we're gonna get away what the hell dummy you can't do it without me you have to 00:11:32.740 --> 00:11:37.560 Goddamn, it get the what the fuck dude okay fine fine fine. You can have the dummy 00:11:38.020 --> 00:11:41.000 WTF am I gonna throw?? What is happening 00:11:42.460 --> 00:11:48.680 Dummy where are you? I just have the broom. I'm sorry dummy 00:11:55.699 --> 00:11:57.699 That was sexual 00:11:59.149 --> 00:12:03.938 Okay, so that was the end of Act one pretty pretty cool also 00:12:04.579 --> 00:12:06.818 very glitchy a kind of a mess 00:12:06.980 --> 00:12:12.969 But let me know if you want more leave a like as we always say on this channel and remember 00:12:13.189 --> 00:12:16.869 Be good to each other and as always squad fam