Hey whaddap
It's your boy. Pew da pai
Up in this hacket ass crib
Look at those fairy lights *shuddap*
What is this, a youtube video? *spits*
Disgust me. British vlogger?
*spits again* Love 'em, they're the best
that's why I spit. Lets talk
to plastic.. more like,
ba-la, blast it!
OHHHHH!
More like, boring me
to death-astic! ...
Okay what do you got?
..of course the metaGrid
ma gawd
what is she
talking about ?
THANK YOU! ... jesus
Why do they always have to do that,
just feed you a bunch of mumbo-jumbo
and be like 'i don- just go, just
go from point A to point B, that's all you need to do'
...oh
I already *awkward laughing* forgot the controls
We're going this way supposedly
..How the FUCK am I supposed to go there? Are u you
crazy?? ... We're going
for it.....oh ma
gawd. Went a lil far didn't
I - I really miss that cracking sound
I know i keep saying it but that cracking
sound when you hit the concrete, like,
*odd noise to symbolise pewds likes the cracking sound*
It's beautiful. - What are you scared
why you remove satisf- oh ma gawd
there was glass here?! Are you fucking kiddin me
maaaan?
God there's so much in this world
People complain that there's not enough
in the game but, b- I
feel like there's so much!
...Compared to
the first one like- OH MA GAWD
BOXES! ... AYY ya landed
in the water! Mirrors Edge
is the kinda game like if you play it too much
It'll, it'll
leak into your real life and when
you start running, you'll-
HEY GUYS, PLZ i'm telling a story
here. fuckin assholes.
URR, kinda like when you play too much sonic
and you have to go to a
place real fast and you just gotta
like really fast
and you spray your hair.. blue
and...
you realise that you're
never be a hedgehog
..this is a relatable story to anyone
dnt care. lets just take the
quest. cool. 'Capture all
the encrypted leaks.' HERE
WE GO! GOTTA GO FAST!
WoOoOoOoO!
- I will!
Come on!
YEAH! GOT IT! Only a few
left of those data clouds. am i
right?
OOOO i did not just do that jump!
Come onnn
OOHHHH!!! SICCKK
Y'ALL!!!
WoOoOoO! High five?
*pewds feels the rejection*
Ah! Yes........
That was cool man
Taste. My
Shoe, thank you very much. Alright
we need to check our map
We're supposed to go.. ah there it is.
Wow we gotta run all that way?
Are you kiddin me??
There we go
Alright that took a lot didn't he
apparently I have superpower
abilities..
slide...
jump!
oo ow whoa
hey! o ayy oo
she never stops!
look at that!
Go Faith!
...Faith wtf are you
doin? - Why's it so fuckin
complicated to get to the damn lair?
I understand that its supposed to be
like hidden and shit, but
fuck man!! Here we are
heeyy how's it going everyone?
hey its ma babe! hey how u - oooo
oo how u doinnn
thats right...
lets talk to Noah!
fuck yeah!
*pewds listens intently*
..yeah Rebecca!
OOHHHHHH
HACKED BY IJUSTICCE
OHH! OHH!
Her parents are dead! How dare you say that
what did we steal..?
.. in her own way guys
*still staring intently*
Ohhh shit she did not put that
thing there!
*blows through nose laugh* Faith, err, we didn't
actually finish.. Faith you
didn't actually let me do my turn, AS
ALWAYS!
What if we go back to him and be like 'heyyy
err, what was it?
what did you wanna tell me?'
Oh sorry I didn't know you were so fascinated
..BY MY FEET!
Look at my feet! Lick 'em
Alright lets go on our next *sings* missionnnn!
How the fuck am I supposed to get there?
Here we gooo!
Talk to the bannerfactor
How u doin, nice glasses
You don't look happy
*laughs*
what???
ohh it's that tattoo!
*laughs*
...um
I'm thinking more and more that this is a prequel
but I don't think I understand
you know, cos she doesn't
have the tattoo you know what I mean?
aye what do we got?
Some upgrade.. thanks.
Okay I get to try it right away okay
and we're pulling up!
that was fast!
*mumbles* not as fast as sonic though
WOOO! YEAH!
Look at me go!
So fast.. come on
Faith you can go faster
Aye I can go up here! That's
cool! I'm not even
sure if I'm supposed to go here
i'mmm gonna die
arghh come on
I could have done that jump! Lets do a time trial
Its been a while
Okay
Wayy
what a start. oooHHH!
what I can't do that jump? are you fucking
kidding me? YEAHHH!
ZERO STARS!
One star!
woahh holy shit
come on...
Come on 3 stars!
Damn it!
2 stars.
2 stars, I can totally do it, I can totally do it
Fuckk its
so hard!
Arghhhh
fuckin piece of shit
how the fuck is that possible?
ah for fuck sake man!
NOOOOOO
FUCK YOU
GO UP you fuckin
... come on
NOOO!
oh shit that cost me
the fucking star
are you fucking
kidding me?? one tiny little piece of -
tomsfia? how about you toms-
ffawayyy BITCH
GOD
damn it!
Go!!! I lost it.
how do you fall from that you
fucking...
FUCK ME!
Fuck this fucking race then, fuck you
fuck everyone! God fucking damn it!
piece of shit! fuck you
*rage quits with bad words*
oh ma gawd
i'm gonna do it!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH! Fuck yeah I did it!
thats right mother fuckers!
yeaaahhhh, you thought i couldn't do it didn't ya?
3 stars, 3 stars
BITCH! I perfected that mother fucker
number one in the world! number one!
I'm the King! I'm the fucking King!
I'm the world record breaking by the
fucking bitch ass bitch! y'all
haters! ... sorry I got
a little too emotional, that was fucking awesome though
now let's go there!
Oh, well look at this!
Look at that!
That's how you get up huh?
You fucking lying son of a bitch
How do I get up?
*sings* Get up, get up, get
outta my headdd
I love these puzzle parts they're really fun
There's one part in the original Mirrors Edge where
I literally got stuck and I could not
figure out how to get further
You know
what I'm talking about?! You know what I'm-OOOOOOO.
And there's something really atmospheric about it
just look around..
in this world
look at that! Fucking crazy man!
OOOHHH snap!
oh ma lawdd
that was amazinnn
..where the hell am I?
...doesn't matter.
OH MA GAWD!
HOLY SHIT!
SORRY GUYS!
...hope that wasn't important.
oh hell yeaaa!
oh my god so epic!
look at the beautiful scenery
and shit! Aren't you excited?
Hey hey hey that's too excited
man! wtf!
the matter with you? put your pants back on!
fucking weirdo...
Alright where's this fucking fire alarm then?
Where da hell ar- ooooo slide!
I love the vent times, the vent times
is the best man. Oh boy
am I enjoying the vent time
feel like a little rat
*rat noise i think*
that's the sound of rats, thank you
very much!
Alright is this the fire alarm?
BOOP
Thats how you activate a fire alarm!
Caution! Fire!
here we go.
and we take the elevator
Not suspicious about that
at all!
I still don't understand the story
It's the same problem with the first game
Look at the view of this scenery!
..that's a word?
woah look at that!
*mocking* I'm enjoying myself!
Wooo!
Everything will go fine!
OH SHORTCUT!
oh ma gawd
oh my god we're so
high up! Jesus christ its
getting me fucking,
ahh I feel sick!
Jesus!
I wanna play this game with the Oculus
Oh my god,
oh ma gawd Faith what are you doing?!
The fuck are you doing?!
Ohhhhhh!
Woooooo
ooo!
That's it baby!
This is awesome, I am enjoying
myself.
Alright we're going higher guys
it's not though..
Okay one..!
I gotta sneeze
*weirdest sneeze known on Earth*
javla (swedish word idk) There it is!
This is so fucking awesome
I love this! BLIP!
Thats a sound effect of me running
don't worry about it
Another, corner thing!
Yeah! Double
thing jump! Oh ayeee short cut!
aye not to bad. Number 2!
Yeahh! Where's the last one?
This way! Of course!
Jump on the giant black thing, that seems safe!
Oh god!
It's not safe!
Oh ma gawd that was amazing!
This is really cool!
I'm impressed
by this level!
Okay
well that should fuck up the building!
OOHHH!!
This is some Nate level shit man!
Everything just breaks
where he goes!
Holy shit
What am I climbing?
Ohhhh
my god I almost died!
Oh god! Oh ma gawd I thought
I was gonna die. Where do I need to go?! Okay we're
sliding down! WOOO! Oh my
God!
Jump! Ahh
oh ma gawd
where we going?! Is there
a helicop - what am I doing?!
Faith get up!
WOOO
Make your way downtown
walking fast
WooooooOOOOOOooooo
...Faces past
and I'm homebound
*sings tune*
Ahh!!
Right in the garbage!
Now what? Elevator! That seems safe..
Elevator in a crashing building..
Alright
now we just gotta go to safe ground
no problem
I feel safe already guys
Oh gawd I'm dead
Oh! Oh my god I did it
Lets go!
Oh my god how long is this zipwire?
my fingers are falling off!
We did it!
Now I
gotta end this episode there, I hope you Bros enjoy
watching! If you did go ahead and leave a like, support the show!
I appreciate it! And I'll see you Bros
tomorrow with a new episode!
And as always, stay awesome Bros!