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Anasının aq

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I have a lot of haters

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Utter Cancer

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Enemies

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Dylan the hacker

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Leafy

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Keemstar.
They're all out to destroy me!

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But there's one-

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Dare I even say it?

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Maaan.

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Who is stronger than all of these combined

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His name is... Malcolm...

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Fourteen. Sixty.. six.

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"How's it going bros, my name is [wtf]

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[INTENSIFIES]

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Why does he hate me?

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I HATE PEWDIEPIE

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But he's filled with more hate than Hitler was for the jews.

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Malcolm: Pewdiepie working 4 da money

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He's filled with more hatred than Keemstar is to unbiased news reporting.

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[Inaudible high pitched voice]

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now I'm at the point where I don't know what to do anymore but it seems like...

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he disappeared.

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Malcolm_1466 where are you?

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I've searched the internet for an answer.

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From the farthest East to the northest west.

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Malcolm videos are nowhere to be found. Why is this? WHY? 
I need answers.

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WHERE IS HE?

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[loud noise]

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What is this

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a shed of hope.

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the truth about Malcolm

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1466

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DJ

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Vailoc

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DJ. Vailoc.

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"The reasons to hate PewDiePie"

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The reason why I hate Pew-

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[Barf noise]

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Wtf happened?

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The reason why I hate Pew-

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OH MY GOD. You are no Malcolm.

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You sound different.

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...is why I-

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You look different.

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...why I-

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Is he wearing his skin?

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[Barf noise]

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1. He's always on my webture page.

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I am always on his what page? *Laughs*

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...on my webture page.

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Well if I'm always on your recommended page then maybe that's because you watched my videos.

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[Inaudible]

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I think PewDiePie. The stupid bitch.

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Don't call me a bitch because you're a bitch too. 
Bitch. *Laughs*

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[Malcolm] Two. [Pewds] Two number two.

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[Malcolm] His fans. [Pewds] My fans.

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His fans are so ridiculous.

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What can I say? Hm. Falcon Lover, for example.

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He knows about the PewDiePie references !

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Malcolm, YOU LOVE ME

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SAY IT

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You watch my videos, you know my references

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What else is there? Stop pretending.

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Dude. I have mustache but you don't give a FUCK.

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DID HE JUST SAY...?

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DID HE... ? *Laughs*

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*whispers* Thank you.

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Did he just say he has more stash and he doesn't give a fuck?

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*claps*

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It's been great. Thank you.

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Malcolm wins. Malcolm wins.

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[Door closes]

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[Inaudible] I HAVE MUSTACHE

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That is a fucking nice stache for an eight year old.

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[Malcolm] The most important part.

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The most important part. Here it comes. Okay.

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PewDiePie is gay.

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[Enthusiastic music]

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OH!

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OH

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[gargling noise]

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OH

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NO

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PewDiePie is gay

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*burps*

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I can't

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The real pig is PewDiePig
PewDiePig is a fucking p-

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What am I?

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What am I?

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What am I?

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You can't just exit the video right there

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What am I? Pewdiewhat !? Idk!

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Wait wtf is this?

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[Rock music starts playing]

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Alfa romeo green box concept

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[Car noises]

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Why am I watching this? OMG!

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[Car noises]

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IT'S MALCOLM

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[Car noises]

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But Malcolm you're too young to drive!!!

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[Car noises]

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Go Malcolm! Go!

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WHOA

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[Rock music plays in the background]

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He's right, he is much cooler.

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YEAH

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MALCOOOOOOOOOOOOLM

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Oh what is he doing?

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How is Malcolm in an alfa romeo commercial and I'm not?

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[Overdriven sad music]

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Malcolm or DJ Violoc or whatever your name is

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I'm going to send you a message. Check it out. I'm calling you.

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Check out the message and reply.

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Alright guys. We've had a lot of fun with Malcolm.

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A lot of fun.

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I don't want it to be too far.

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I don't want anyone to go and harass this kid.

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I don't want anyone who happened to find his identity to do anything to even look for it.

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Alright? We made up the name Malcolm because we didn't want people to find his identity.

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And we didn't want people harassing him.

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I just think his videos are hysterical, I think he has a funny personality and I would love to have him featured on my channel.

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Malcolm. DJ Vialoc.

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I've been trying to reach you. I'm going to write you a message on YouTube, Twitter

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Check your Facebook. I found you everywhere, alright?

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I would love to have you on the PewDiePie channel.

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I get if you're not interested.

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And to all my bros: Don't harass this guy. It's not cool.

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I'm never into that. I just react to the videos.

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If I see anyone of you harassing, bullying, whatever. You're out. Alright?

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That's it for this video. If you enjoyed watching, please leave a like. Thank you so much.

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Hopefully we can get DJ Vialoc...

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Or Malcom. His real name is Malcolm...

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...on the PewDiePie channel.

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I would love to fly him over to UK.

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Idk.

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That's all from me for now, and as always..

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Stay awesome bros!!!

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From the rocky shores of hawaii.

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Yea

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I get it but it's funny-

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REALLY ?

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Really? What?

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This would kill me for years. I would have to go to therapy,..

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Are you serious?

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Why?

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From the rocky shores to hawaii to the beaches of...

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[Pewds] ...hawaii. [Marzia] It's fine !

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Are you serious ?!

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How are you not destroyed ?!