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Mul on palju vihkajaid.

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Vaenlasi.

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Häkker Dillion.

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Leafy.

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Keemstar. Nad kõik tahavad mind hävitada!

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Aga on üks-

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Julgen ma seda isegi öelda?

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Mees,

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Kes on tugevam, kui kõik nad kokku.

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Ta nimi.... on Malcolm!

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Tuhat nelisada kuuskümmend kuus!

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"Kuidas läheb brod, mu nimi on.."

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*CANCER*

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Miks ta mind vihkab?

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MA VIHKAN PEWDIEPIED!

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Ta vihkab mind rohkem, kui Hitler vihkas juute.

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"Pewdiepie töötab raha jaoks."

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Temas on rohkem viha, kui Keemstar on erapooletu uudiste edastaja.

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Ma olen jõudnud sinnani, kus ma ei tea enam, mida teha, aga tundub nagu..

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ta kadus.

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Malcolm_1466, kus sa oled?

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Ma olen otsinud internetis vastuseid.

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Kaugemaist idast kuni kõige põhjapoolseima lääneni.

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Pole Malcolmi videoid kuskilt leida. Miks nii on? MIKS? Ma vajan vastuseid.

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KUS TA ON?

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Mis see on?

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Lootuse kuur.

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Tõde Malcolmi kohta.

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1466.

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DJ.

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Vailoc.

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DJ. Vailoc.

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"Põhjused, miks vihata Pewdiepied".

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Põhjus, miks ma vihkan Pew-

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*oksendamis hääl*

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Mida vittu juhtus?

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Põhjus, miks ma vihkan Pew-

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Oh issand Jumal! Sa ei ole Malcolm!

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Sa kõlad teisiti.

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-miks ma-

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Sa näed välja teistsugune.

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-miks m-

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Kas ta kannab ta nahka?

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*oksendamis hääl*

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Ta on koguaeg mu [arusaamatu] lehel.

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Ma olen koguaeg ta millisel lehel? *Naerab*

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mu "soovitatud" lehel.

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Kui ma koguaeg su "soovitatud" lehel olen, siis tähendab see, et sa vaatasid mu videoid.

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[arusaamatu]

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Ma arvan, et Pewdiepie on loll jobu.

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Ära kutsu mind jobuks, sest sa oled jobu ka. Jobu.

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Malcolm: Teiseks-
Felix: Nii, teine.

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Malcolm: Ta fännid-
Felix: Mu fännid..

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Ta fännid on nii naeruväärsed.

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Mis ma öelda saaksin? Näiteks Falcon Lover.

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Ta teab Pewdiepie viidetest!

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Malcolm, sa armastad mind!

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Tunnista üles!

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Sa vaatad mu videoid, sa tead mu viiteid.

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Mida veel? Lõpeta teesklemine!

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Mees, mul on vuntsid, aga sind see ei koti!

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Kas ta just ütles..?

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Kas ta..?

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*sosistab* Tänan.

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Kas ta ütles, et tal on rohkem vuntsi ning teda ei koti see?

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*plaksutab*

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See oli tore. Tänan.

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Malcolm võitis. Malcolm võitis!

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Mul on vuntsid!

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Need on kuradi ilusad vuntsid kaheksase kohta.

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Kõige olulisem asi-

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Kõige olulisem asi! Siit see tuleb. Olgu.

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Pewdiepie on homo.

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OH!

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OH!

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OH!

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EI!

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Pewdiepie on homo.

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*krooksub*

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Ma ei suuda.

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Tõeline siga on Pewdie-siga. Pewdie-siga on kuradi s-

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Mis ma olen?

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Mis ma olen?

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Mis ma olen?

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Sa ei saa videot seal lõpetada!

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Mis ma olen? Pewdie-mis? Ma ei tea!

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Mis kurat see on?

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"Alfa Romeo, rohelise kasti mõiste."

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Miks ma seda vaatan? ISSAND JUMAL!

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See on Malcolm!

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Aga Malcolm, sa oled liiga noor, et sõita!

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Mine Malcolm! Mine!

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WHOA

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Tal on õigus. Ta on palju lahedam.

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Malcooooooooooooooolm!

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Mida ta teeb?

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Kuidas on Malcolm Alfa Romeo reklaamis ja mina mitte?

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Malcolm, või Dj Vailoc - mis iganes su nimi on,

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Ma saadan sulle sõnumi. Vaata järgi. Ma helistan sulle.

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Vaata sõnumit ja vasta sellele.

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Olgu kutid. Meil oli Malcolmiga väga lõbus.

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Väga lõbus.

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Ma ei taha seda ajada liiga kaugele.

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Ärge kiusake seda last.

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Ma ei taha, et keegi kes teab, kes ta on, teda kiusaks.

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Me mõtlesime välja nime Malcolm, et inimesed ei teaks ta päris identiteeti

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ning ei kiusaks teda taga.

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Ma arvan et ta videod on hüsteerilised. Ma arvan et tal on naljakas iseloom ja mulle meeldib teda näidata siin kanalil.

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Malcolm. Dj Vailoc.

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Ma püüan sinuga ühendust saada. Ma jätan sulle sõnumi Youtubes, Twitteris

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ning kontrolli oma Facebooki. Ma leidsin su kõikjalt, eks?

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Mulle meeldiks sind mu kanalile saada.

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Ma saan aru, kui sa pole huvitatud.

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Ja mu brodele: Ärge kiusake teda. See pole lahe.

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Ma ei tee seda kunagi. Ma lihtsalt reageerin videotele.

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Ma näen kedagi teist teda kiusamas vms. Oled sa väljas. Olgu?

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Selleks videoks kõik! Kui sa nautisid selle vaatamist, jäta palun like. Tänan väga!

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Loodetavasti saan ma Dj Vailoci

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-või Malcolmi. Ta päris nimi on Malcolm-

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mu kanalile!

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Mulle meeldiks ta üle tuua Inglismaale.

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Ma ei tea.

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Minu poolt kõik ja nagu alati,

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püsiga ägedad, brod!

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