WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:14.400 Top 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:14.900 ten 00:00:16.740 --> 00:00:17.300 videos 00:00:17.980 --> 00:00:18.960 my favourite content 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:20.940 on all of youtube 00:00:20.940 --> 00:00:22.960 where else could I possibly know 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:24.360 what the top ten secret 00:00:24.360 --> 00:00:25.740 youtube talents are 00:00:25.740 --> 00:00:27.080 where else could I know 00:00:27.080 --> 00:00:28.360 what the top 00:00:28.360 --> 00:00:29.640 five youtubers who 00:00:29.640 --> 00:00:31.680 destroyed their play button 00:00:31.680 --> 00:00:33.260 How else can I find 00:00:33.260 --> 00:00:35.220 the top 5 youtubers 00:00:35.220 --> 00:00:38.040 who caught ghosts in their videos 00:00:38.360 --> 00:00:39.860 thank God for 00:00:39.860 --> 00:00:41.020 TOP TEN VIDEOS 00:00:41.020 --> 00:00:43.900 (Video Shown On Screen) Counting down the top 5 richest youtubers 00:00:43.900 --> 00:00:44.860 Hey everybody 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:47.500 Today Im going to talk about 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:48.980 the top 5 00:00:48.980 --> 00:00:51.180 youtubers dat didnt 00:00:52.220 --> 00:00:54.260 SUCK DICK FOR VIEWS 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:55.280 Hey everybody 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:56.500 today we going to talk about the 00:00:56.500 --> 00:00:57.600 top ten 00:00:57.780 --> 00:00:59.520 youtubers dat 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:01.320 dont like cheeseburgers 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:02.800 Hows it going everyone 00:01:02.800 --> 00:01:04.540 today we going to talk about the 00:01:04.660 --> 00:01:05.820 top ten 00:01:06.340 --> 00:01:09.120 male youtubers that look hot in bikinis 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:10.880 today we're going to talk about the top 00:01:10.880 --> 00:01:13.320 ten youtuber haircuts 00:01:15.660 --> 00:01:17.580 and its all clickbait aswell 00:01:17.580 --> 00:01:18.760 fair enough *nervous laugh* 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:23.080 I may clickbait a little bit.. 00:01:23.080 --> 00:01:26.820 But it's like 'top 10 most expensive YouTuber super cars' 00:01:26.820 --> 00:01:28.300 and then there's me and the fucking thing 00:01:28.300 --> 00:01:29.180 and it's like. 00:01:29.180 --> 00:01:31.020 implying that that's my car 00:01:31.320 --> 00:01:32.320 when I don't 00:01:32.320 --> 00:01:34.340 when I drive a fucking shitty mini 00:01:34.340 --> 00:01:35.780 i need to buy a new car, i know 00:01:35.780 --> 00:01:36.420 but like I 00:01:36.420 --> 00:01:39.180 I generally have not much interest in cars 00:01:39.380 --> 00:01:41.540 And you're using my fucking name 00:01:41.780 --> 00:01:42.660 and likeness 00:01:42.660 --> 00:01:43.380 for this shit 00:01:43.380 --> 00:01:45.240 Alright, today we're gonna review some of my 00:01:45.520 --> 00:01:46.020 top 00:01:46.700 --> 00:01:47.200 top 00:01:47.620 --> 00:01:48.120 top ten 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:50.560 shittiest top ten lists 00:01:50.560 --> 00:01:51.800 that involve me tho 00:01:51.800 --> 00:01:53.620 there are.. trust me there's wh- 00:01:53.620 --> 00:01:54.540 there's way worse 00:01:54.540 --> 00:01:56.860 And now, I wanna point out, they've, they've all been kinda nice to me 00:01:56.860 --> 00:01:58.740 so I don't wanna shit completely on them 00:01:58.740 --> 00:02:02.460 you know that would.. that wouldn't be fair to me to shit back 00:02:02.460 --> 00:02:05.600 Video: 'Yo! What's goin' on, guys? This is Mr Top5 and today in this video-' 00:02:05.600 --> 00:02:06.940 YOO WAT'UP GAAA 00:02:06.940 --> 00:02:09.420 IT'S MISTAAA FAAAA 00:02:09.480 --> 00:02:09.980 TAH 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:10.740 BEEN 00:02:10.740 --> 00:02:15.420 Top 5 YouTubers that don't listen to country music 00:02:16.160 --> 00:02:18.600 Startin' at number 1, Zoella 00:02:19.300 --> 00:02:22.320 That bitch doesn't listen to country music 00:02:22.320 --> 00:02:23.560 [laughs] 00:02:23.760 --> 00:02:30.180 Top 6.. YouTuber.. that doesn't like.. when I stick my finger up my asshole 00:02:30.180 --> 00:02:33.660 Startin' with ya' boy, Mr Top 5 00:02:34.100 --> 00:02:35.420 Don't like it 00:02:35.440 --> 00:02:36.240 feels weird 00:02:38.780 --> 00:02:39.820 Oh, I love this. 00:02:39.820 --> 00:02:42.500 Of course, of course there's one of people who died... 00:02:43.660 --> 00:02:44.700 [claps] 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:47.880 Oh, it' not just 'who died', it's 'in 2016' 00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:49.840 TOP FIIIIVE YOUTUBERS 00:02:50.060 --> 00:02:51.440 that DIEEED!!! 00:02:51.440 --> 00:02:52.720 Oh, THEY FUCKING DIED!! 00:02:53.100 --> 00:02:54.460 That's a top five! 00:02:54.460 --> 00:02:55.680 Top five right there! 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:57.440 Wait, how many died? C'mon.. 00:02:57.440 --> 00:02:58.960 Ah, fuck, I can't make a top 10 out of that 00:02:59.440 --> 00:03:00.360 *fsss* 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:00.980 DAMMIT 00:03:00.980 --> 00:03:02.140 Nine- fsss 00:03:02.700 --> 00:03:03.260 Really? 00:03:03.720 --> 00:03:04.280 Really? 00:03:04.980 --> 00:03:05.540 REALLY? 00:03:05.540 --> 00:03:07.700 Did you have to make that out of people who died- 00:03:07.700 --> 00:03:10.240 Did you have to take.. the fact that people people passed away and make 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:12.480 your fucking top 10 list out of it? 00:03:12.480 --> 00:03:13.040 Fuck you 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:17.080 [cheap music plays] 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:18.080 I like- uh, you know, 00:03:18.080 --> 00:03:20.240 Nothing says-uh 'tragedy' than- uh 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:25.220 a giant fucking adnotation that says 'click this button to subscribe, it's free! 00:03:25.220 --> 00:03:27.500 What is it, 2012, what the fuck? 00:03:27.500 --> 00:03:30.380 video: 'so what is up guys, my name is top extracts 00:03:30.380 --> 00:03:33.180 and today, we're doing kind of a sad topic' 00:03:33.180 --> 00:03:36.280 This video got copyrighted, I won't make any money 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:37.720 Oh, oooh, aaahh! 00:03:38.340 --> 00:03:38.840 NO! 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:40.740 OH! 00:03:42.020 --> 00:03:43.300 Can you believe it? 00:03:43.920 --> 00:03:48.960 His video that profited out of the death of other people got copyrighted... 00:03:49.300 --> 00:03:52.060 Ah, Ainsley, can you believe that? 00:03:52.060 --> 00:03:54.000 That's-uh what a- ah- what a- 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:56.500 Ah you know all that.. that's the real tragedy here! 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.060 This shit happens to me all the time 00:03:59.060 --> 00:04:00.640 and it happens to YouTubers all the time 00:04:00.640 --> 00:04:03.160 the fact that he pointed it out, in a video like this, 00:04:03.700 --> 00:04:06.420 is uh fucking.. amazing 00:04:06.660 --> 00:04:08.960 I'm donating my own money to the families 00:04:08.960 --> 00:04:09.980 yeah uh.. fuck off 00:04:10.500 --> 00:04:11.640 just fuck off 00:04:11.640 --> 00:04:13.260 You didn't have to make this video 00:04:13.260 --> 00:04:15.020 So you're telling me that you're reaching out, 00:04:16.280 --> 00:04:18.120 to five different families 00:04:18.780 --> 00:04:19.820 to donate money 00:04:20.340 --> 00:04:24.800 to somehow justify the fact that you made a top 5 video out of their death 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:27.700 let me just- let me just guess how this conversation went 00:04:27.700 --> 00:04:29.600 Hey, it's your boy, PimpelyFace69 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:31.800 Oh from YouTube you don't- you don't know me? 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:33.880 I- Uh- Ah- Okay well that's- uh- 00:04:33.880 --> 00:04:35.100 You don't fucking know me? 00:04:35.100 --> 00:04:40.360 So I- I'm making a top 5.. list of people that died on YouTube and I got great news for you! 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:42.360 Oh your- your son made the list! 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:43.620 Yeah! 00:04:43.620 --> 00:04:45.300 Yeah- uh it's amazing ah- 00:04:45.300 --> 00:04:48.260 You wanna call- you wanna call your husband and tell him too? 00:04:48.260 --> 00:04:49.540 Oh, that's fine, I'll wait. 00:04:49.540 --> 00:04:52.200 Yeah- yeah! He made it! He made the top 5 deaths! 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:53.060 Yeah! 00:04:53.340 --> 00:04:55.260 I know it's a big.. big honor! 00:04:56.200 --> 00:04:56.700 I know 00:04:57.260 --> 00:04:59.340 Oh yeah.. Bi- big news! 00:04:59.340 --> 00:05:01.980 So anyway, I will be, you know, I didn't make any money of the video.. 00:05:04.140 --> 00:05:06.140 Ah Yeah.. I know.. Copyright.. 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:09.560 Yeah, can't use other people's footage 00:05:09.560 --> 00:05:13.580 Yeah it's almost like some other family copyrighted the content 00:05:13.580 --> 00:05:14.780 and took the money 00:05:14.780 --> 00:05:16.900 No no no, so I- I'll donate anyway! Because I- 00:05:16.900 --> 00:05:19.920 I know, I'm a saint, I'm- I'm donatin anyway. 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:22.440 So- So just send me your PayPal account 00:05:23.020 --> 00:05:24.620 uh.. Western Union 00:05:24.660 --> 00:05:27.300 I'll be donating, you're taking care of 00:05:27.300 --> 00:05:29.700 (video) 'So what is up guys, my name is Top Extracts 00:05:29.700 --> 00:05:32.420 and today, we're doing kind of a sad topic 00:05:32.420 --> 00:05:35.400 I didn't guess that based on the sad music cuz- 00:05:37.400 --> 00:05:40.200 The sad piano really sold it for me oh 00:05:40.200 --> 00:05:42.440 (video) Today, we're doing kind of a sad topic. 00:05:44.220 --> 00:05:49.180 [loud af music] 00:05:49.820 --> 00:05:52.020 uh.. so saad 00:05:52.020 --> 00:05:54.100 (video) now you might be asking why i'm doing this video 00:05:54.100 --> 00:05:56.400 Yes, I am, and I would loove your answer 00:05:56.400 --> 00:05:57.960 (video) it's for a couple of reasons 00:05:57.960 --> 00:06:00.340 Okay, a couple of reasons, great, let's hear them.. 00:06:00.340 --> 00:06:01.140 So reason number 1 00:06:01.140 --> 00:06:01.840 Adsense 00:06:01.840 --> 00:06:06.320 (video) There are actually some really small YouTubers, that you have guys definitely not heard about 00:06:06.320 --> 00:06:09.280 that have unfortunately passed away during 2016 00:06:09.280 --> 00:06:11.340 So this video is for those guys 00:06:11.340 --> 00:06:13.320 And to give back to those families 00:06:13.320 --> 00:06:17.920 Because, out of the revenue I'm getting for this video I'm gonna donate it straight to those families 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:18.840 that were affected 00:06:18.840 --> 00:06:20.240 Just don't make the video 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:21.760 Just don't make the video 00:06:21.760 --> 00:06:26.360 If you wanna make a positive cause for these famiies that lost someone tragically, 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:28.020 there are better ways to go about it 00:06:28.020 --> 00:06:29.540 than a fu- let- 00:06:29.540 --> 00:06:31.020 You know I, I can't tell you why.. 00:06:31.020 --> 00:06:33.160 maybe like a go found me or some shit 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:34.580 but a top 5 video 00:06:35.620 --> 00:06:39.140 that doesn't go top 5 on my top 5 best ways to go about it 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:43.080 Someone trag- tragically died, in 2016, alright? 00:06:43.080 --> 00:06:44.880 (video) and I just wanna help out pretty much, 00:06:44.880 --> 00:06:46.500 because out of every sad situation, 00:06:46.500 --> 00:06:50.720 something nice should happen, and I think this would be our way of giving back to those people. 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:57.100 At least I know when I die, I'm gonna make it to the top 5 YouTubers who died list 00:06:57.100 --> 00:06:58.820 And I can't wait 00:06:58.820 --> 00:07:02.760 For- uh, For- uh, For this guy to contact my family and just say 00:07:02.760 --> 00:07:03.460 Hey! 00:07:04.700 --> 00:07:05.200 I gotchu! 00:07:05.200 --> 00:07:09.460 It's so fucking stupid, the fact that this video doesn't have more dislikes, to me 00:07:09.460 --> 00:07:10.900 It' fucking beyond me 00:07:10.900 --> 00:07:13.920 There's also Top 10 YouTubers who were murdered! 00:07:13.920 --> 00:07:15.380 (video) Hey guys, what's up, it's Charlie here 00:07:15.380 --> 00:07:17.020 I've a new microphone and today we're gonna be- 00:07:17.020 --> 00:07:18.020 HE'S GOT A NEW MICROPHONE!!! 00:07:18.440 --> 00:07:18.940 YES!!! 00:07:18.940 --> 00:07:20.320 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM 00:07:20.880 --> 00:07:21.380 oooh!! 00:07:22.100 --> 00:07:22.880 Finally 00:07:22.880 --> 00:07:25.760 It must have been that other top 10 murder list 00:07:25.760 --> 00:07:27.260 that- that- really got it 00:07:27.260 --> 00:07:29.100 (video) looking at 10 YouTubers who were murdered. 00:07:29.100 --> 00:07:31.800 We're gonna be looking at people who were killed because of their YouTube videos 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:33.720 and some other YouTubers who were killed for other reasons 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:37.200 This list is pretty sad, but I'm gonna try to present it in the most sensitive way possible 00:07:37.200 --> 00:07:39.560 Yeah I can tell from the tone of your fucking voice 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:40.480 Hey guys! 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:42.000 This video's pretty sad! 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:44.980 (video) -include some videos from some of the channels, but a lot of them have been deleted. 00:07:44.980 --> 00:07:48.400 Please drop a like if you enjoy, let's aim for 2000 likes on this video 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:54.000 This is no shame in these fucking people 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:55.800 [laughs] 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:58.080 How can you make a top 10 list, 00:07:58.080 --> 00:08:01.720 and start it off with 'i got a new microphone' 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:04.560 and remember to hit like 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:06.740 Let's get 2000!! 00:08:06.740 --> 00:08:08.780 (video) Alright, now let's get into number 10. 00:08:09.420 --> 00:08:10.380 Keith Ratliff 00:08:10.380 --> 00:08:12.680 And how do you rank people's death? 00:08:12.680 --> 00:08:14.300 Think about that concept for a second 00:08:14.300 --> 00:08:21.300 You're basically saying, umm, well Keith Ratliff died, but it wasn't as important as, you know.. Christina Grimmie 00:08:21.300 --> 00:08:24.280 Do you guys think I'd be a number 1 on the a 10? 00:08:25.340 --> 00:08:25.840 Yeah.. 00:08:25.860 --> 00:08:27.540 Think it would be tragic? 00:08:27.540 --> 00:08:33.200 Maybe I go in a real tragic way so I get number one, sure Jeez, I sure hope I get number 1 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:35.360 This su- this whole thing just bombs me out.. 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:37.820 '10 everyday things you need to stop doing' 00:08:37.820 --> 00:08:40.500 Your fucking channel, how 'bout we start with that? 00:08:40.500 --> 00:08:43.380 And I know you might justify this videos as in the sense like 00:08:43.380 --> 00:08:47.100 oh well, there's no ads on in, so I'm not making any adsense 00:08:47.100 --> 00:08:51.500 And people saying 'Oh I'm- I have ads on it but I'm gonna donate it to the families' 00:08:51.500 --> 00:08:53.020 Adsense doesn't stop, 00:08:53.020 --> 00:08:56.360 it's something that you keep collecting depending on more views 00:08:56.360 --> 00:08:59.960 Are you telling me that you're constantly donating money to these families 00:08:59.960 --> 00:09:04.760 Based on.. you know, every month you get more ad revenue from the video? 00:09:04.760 --> 00:09:06.040 I sincerly doubt it 00:09:06.560 --> 00:09:09.060 And if you're saying that 'Okay, you know what, I-' 00:09:09.060 --> 00:09:13.200 I mean if you're justifying it in a way that's like 'Okay well, I don't have ads on the video' 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:15.900 'so I'm not gaining anything personally from it', 00:09:16.460 --> 00:09:17.540 Yeah, you fucking do 00:09:17.540 --> 00:09:21.560 If you get 16 milion views on your video, people are gonna click on more of your videos, 00:09:21.560 --> 00:09:23.040 or subscribe to your channel 00:09:23.420 --> 00:09:25.580 uh- because they found your content 00:09:25.580 --> 00:09:26.640 *sighing* fuck man 00:09:27.720 --> 00:09:29.640 this is so incredibly dumb.. 00:09:31.560 --> 00:09:34.840 Anyway guys, this video doesn't have any ads on it 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:39.660 so I'm not benefiting from uh criticizing these uh 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:43.440 top 10 list videos, that are not benefiting from 00:09:43.880 --> 00:09:44.380 uh.. 00:09:44.540 --> 00:09:45.580 anything, any- 00:09:45.580 --> 00:09:47.200 If you see ads on the video, 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:49.880 [laughs] 00:09:49.880 --> 00:09:51.260 That's-uh 00:09:52.780 --> 00:09:53.740 It's a glitch! 00:09:55.100 --> 00:09:56.940 That's definitely a glitch 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:58.080 And umm.. 00:09:59.880 --> 00:10:00.380 uhh.. 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:01.440 you know.. 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:03.440 Scarce here 00:10:03.800 --> 00:10:04.920 PewDiePie-uh.. 00:10:10.460 --> 00:10:12.460 {A/N comment 'soap' if you see this}