Top
ten
videos
my favourite content
on all of youtube
where else could I possibly know
what the top ten secret
youtube talents are
where else could I know
what the top
five youtubers who
destroyed their play button
How else can I find
the top 5 youtubers
who caught ghosts in their videos
thank God for
TOP TEN VIDEOS
(Video Shown On Screen) Counting down the top 5 richest youtubers
Hey everybody
Today Im going to talk about
the top 5
youtubers dat didnt
SUCK DICK FOR VIEWS
Hey everybody
today we going to talk about the
top ten
youtubers dat
dont like cheeseburgers
Hows it going everyone
today we going to talk about the
top ten
male youtubers that look hot in bikinis
today we're going to talk about the top
ten youtuber haircuts
and its all clickbait aswell
fair enough *nervous laugh*
I may clickbait a little bit..
But it's like 'top 10 most expensive YouTuber super cars'
and then there's me and the fucking thing
and it's like.
implying that that's my car
when I don't
when I drive a fucking shitty mini
i need to buy a new car, i know
but like I
I generally have not much interest in cars
And you're using my fucking name
and likeness
for this shit
Alright, today we're gonna review some of my
top
top ten
shittiest top ten lists
that involve me tho
there are.. trust me there's wh-
there's way worse
And now, I wanna point out, they've, they've all been kinda nice to me
so I don't wanna shit completely on them
you know that would.. that wouldn't be fair to me to shit back
Video: 'Yo! What's goin' on, guys? This is Mr Top5 and today in this video-'
YOO WAT'UP GAAA
IT'S MISTAAA FAAAA
TAH
BEEN
Top 5 YouTubers that don't listen to country music
Startin' at number 1, Zoella
That bitch doesn't listen to country music
[laughs]
Top 6.. YouTuber.. that doesn't like.. when I stick my finger up my asshole
Startin' with ya' boy, Mr Top 5
Don't like it
feels weird
Oh, I love this.
Of course, of course there's one of people who died...
[claps]
Oh, it' not just 'who died', it's 'in 2016'
TOP FIIIIVE YOUTUBERS
that DIEEED!!!
Oh, THEY FUCKING DIED!!
That's a top five!
Top five right there!
Wait, how many died? C'mon..
Ah, fuck, I can't make a top 10 out of that
*fsss*
DAMMIT
Nine- fsss
Really?
REALLY?
Did you have to make that out of people who died-
Did you have to take.. the fact that people people passed away and make
your fucking top 10 list out of it?
Fuck you
[cheap music plays]
I like- uh, you know,
Nothing says-uh 'tragedy' than- uh
a giant fucking adnotation that says 'click this button to subscribe, it's free!
What is it, 2012, what the fuck?
video: 'so what is up guys, my name is top extracts
and today, we're doing kind of a sad topic'
This video got copyrighted, I won't make any money
Oh, oooh, aaahh!
NO!
OH!
Can you believe it?
His video that profited out of the death of other people got copyrighted...
Ah, Ainsley, can you believe that?
That's-uh what a- ah- what a-
Ah you know all that.. that's the real tragedy here!
This shit happens to me all the time
and it happens to YouTubers all the time
the fact that he pointed it out, in a video like this,
is uh fucking.. amazing
I'm donating my own money to the families
yeah uh.. fuck off
just fuck off
You didn't have to make this video
So you're telling me that you're reaching out,
to five different families
to donate money
to somehow justify the fact that you made a top 5 video out of their death
let me just- let me just guess how this conversation went
Hey, it's your boy, PimpelyFace69
Oh from YouTube you don't- you don't know me?
I- Uh- Ah- Okay well that's- uh-
You don't fucking know me?
So I- I'm making a top 5.. list of people that died on YouTube and I got great news for you!
Oh your- your son made the list!
Yeah!
Yeah- uh it's amazing ah-
You wanna call- you wanna call your husband and tell him too?
Oh, that's fine, I'll wait.
Yeah- yeah! He made it! He made the top 5 deaths!
Yeah!
I know it's a big.. big honor!
I know
Oh yeah.. Bi- big news!
So anyway, I will be, you know, I didn't make any money of the video..
Ah Yeah.. I know.. Copyright..
Yeah, can't use other people's footage
Yeah it's almost like some other family copyrighted the content
and took the money
No no no, so I- I'll donate anyway! Because I-
I know, I'm a saint, I'm- I'm donatin anyway.
So- So just send me your PayPal account
uh.. Western Union
I'll be donating, you're taking care of
(video) 'So what is up guys, my name is Top Extracts
and today, we're doing kind of a sad topic
I didn't guess that based on the sad music cuz-
The sad piano really sold it for me oh
(video) Today, we're doing kind of a sad topic.
[loud af music]
uh.. so saad
(video) now you might be asking why i'm doing this video
Yes, I am, and I would loove your answer
(video) it's for a couple of reasons
Okay, a couple of reasons, great, let's hear them..
So reason number 1
Adsense
(video) There are actually some really small YouTubers, that you have guys definitely not heard about
that have unfortunately passed away during 2016
So this video is for those guys
And to give back to those families
Because, out of the revenue I'm getting for this video I'm gonna donate it straight to those families
that were affected
Just don't make the video
If you wanna make a positive cause for these famiies that lost someone tragically,
there are better ways to go about it
than a fu- let-
You know I, I can't tell you why..
maybe like a go found me or some shit
but a top 5 video
that doesn't go top 5 on my top 5 best ways to go about it
Someone trag- tragically died, in 2016, alright?
(video) and I just wanna help out pretty much,
because out of every sad situation,
something nice should happen, and I think this would be our way of giving back to those people.
At least I know when I die, I'm gonna make it to the top 5 YouTubers who died list
And I can't wait
For- uh, For- uh, For this guy to contact my family and just say
Hey!
I gotchu!
It's so fucking stupid, the fact that this video doesn't have more dislikes, to me
It' fucking beyond me
There's also Top 10 YouTubers who were murdered!
(video) Hey guys, what's up, it's Charlie here
I've a new microphone and today we're gonna be-
HE'S GOT A NEW MICROPHONE!!!
YES!!!
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM
oooh!!
Finally
It must have been that other top 10 murder list
that- that- really got it
(video) looking at 10 YouTubers who were murdered.
We're gonna be looking at people who were killed because of their YouTube videos
and some other YouTubers who were killed for other reasons
This list is pretty sad, but I'm gonna try to present it in the most sensitive way possible
Yeah I can tell from the tone of your fucking voice
Hey guys!
This video's pretty sad!
(video) -include some videos from some of the channels, but a lot of them have been deleted.
Please drop a like if you enjoy, let's aim for 2000 likes on this video
This is no shame in these fucking people
[laughs]
How can you make a top 10 list,
and start it off with 'i got a new microphone'
and remember to hit like
Let's get 2000!!
(video) Alright, now let's get into number 10.
Keith Ratliff
And how do you rank people's death?
Think about that concept for a second
You're basically saying, umm, well Keith Ratliff died, but it wasn't as important as, you know.. Christina Grimmie
Do you guys think I'd be a number 1 on the a 10?
Yeah..
Think it would be tragic?
Maybe I go in a real tragic way so I get number one, sure Jeez, I sure hope I get number 1
This su- this whole thing just bombs me out..
'10 everyday things you need to stop doing'
Your fucking channel, how 'bout we start with that?
And I know you might justify this videos as in the sense like
oh well, there's no ads on in, so I'm not making any adsense
And people saying 'Oh I'm- I have ads on it but I'm gonna donate it to the families'
Adsense doesn't stop,
it's something that you keep collecting depending on more views
Are you telling me that you're constantly donating money to these families
Based on.. you know, every month you get more ad revenue from the video?
I sincerly doubt it
And if you're saying that 'Okay, you know what, I-'
I mean if you're justifying it in a way that's like 'Okay well, I don't have ads on the video'
'so I'm not gaining anything personally from it',
Yeah, you fucking do
If you get 16 milion views on your video, people are gonna click on more of your videos,
or subscribe to your channel
uh- because they found your content
*sighing* fuck man
this is so incredibly dumb..
Anyway guys, this video doesn't have any ads on it
so I'm not benefiting from uh criticizing these uh
top 10 list videos, that are not benefiting from
uh..
anything, any-
If you see ads on the video,
[laughs]
That's-uh
It's a glitch!
That's definitely a glitch
And umm..
uhh..
you know..
Scarce here
PewDiePie-uh..
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