WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:07.380 *Playing holst the planets mars* 00:00:14.220 --> 00:00:15.540 Top 10... 00:00:16.840 --> 00:00:17.420 Videos 00:00:18.080 --> 00:00:19.420 My favourite content, 00:00:19.420 --> 00:00:20.860 on ALL of Youtube! 00:00:21.100 --> 00:00:22.980 Where else could I possibly know, 00:00:22.980 --> 00:00:25.580 what the TOP 10 SECRET YOUTUBE TALENTS are? 00:00:25.580 --> 00:00:26.920 Where else could I know, 00:00:27.060 --> 00:00:31.460 what the f- TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO DESTROYED THEIR PLAYBUTTON... 00:00:31.660 --> 00:00:37.820 How else can I find the TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO CAUGHT GHOSTS IN THEIR VIDEOS?! 00:00:38.140 --> 00:00:38.640 *Heavenly Music* 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:39.380 Thank God 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:41.460 For Top 10 Videos 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:42.780 *Cringy YouTuber* Counting down the Top 5 00:00:42.780 --> 00:00:43.940 Richest Youtubers- 00:00:43.940 --> 00:00:45.100 Hey everybody! 00:00:45.420 --> 00:00:45.920 *Alien Noises* 00:00:46.260 --> 00:00:47.300 Today we gonna talk about, 00:00:47.300 --> 00:00:47.800 Uh 00:00:47.980 --> 00:00:49.760 The Top 5 YooToobers 00:00:49.940 --> 00:00:50.440 That.... 00:00:50.660 --> 00:00:51.280 Didn't... 00:00:52.360 --> 00:00:54.180 Suck dick for views. *eh, you don't?* 00:00:54.380 --> 00:00:54.880 Hey everybody! 00:00:55.260 --> 00:00:57.380 Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10, 00:00:57.660 --> 00:00:58.880 YooToobers 00:00:59.200 --> 00:00:59.700 that 00:00:59.700 --> 00:01:01.500 DON'T LIKE CHEESEBURGERS! 00:01:01.600 --> 00:01:02.680 How's it going everyone! 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:04.840 Today we are gonna talk about the 00:01:04.980 --> 00:01:05.760 Top 10 00:01:06.500 --> 00:01:09.360 Male YouTubers that look hot in bikinis. *pewds* 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:12.960 Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10 YooToober haircuts. 00:01:14.260 --> 00:01:15.840 *jumpscare* 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:17.260 And it's all clickbait as well 00:01:17.360 --> 00:01:18.380 You know fair enough... 00:01:18.380 --> 00:01:19.960 ahahahahahahahahahahaha 00:01:21.820 --> 00:01:22.960 I may clickbait a little bit 00:01:22.960 --> 00:01:26.460 But it's like "Top 10 most expensive YouTube Supercars" 00:01:26.460 --> 00:01:28.460 And then there's me in the fucking thing, 00:01:28.460 --> 00:01:28.960 and he is like, 00:01:28.960 --> 00:01:31.100 implying that that's my car, 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.140 When I don't- when I drive a fucking shitty Mini 00:01:34.500 --> 00:01:35.960 I need to buy a new car I know but 00:01:35.960 --> 00:01:39.660 like, I genuinly have not much interest in cars, 00:01:39.660 --> 00:01:41.620 and you're using MY FUCKING NAME 00:01:41.620 --> 00:01:42.560 and likeness 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:43.300 FOR THIS SHIT?! 00:01:43.300 --> 00:01:45.300 Alright today we're gonna review some of my... 00:01:45.620 --> 00:01:46.120 Top 00:01:46.520 --> 00:01:47.020 TOP 00:01:47.300 --> 00:01:47.900 TOP 10 00:01:48.940 --> 00:01:50.940 Shittiest Top 10 lists. 00:01:50.940 --> 00:01:51.900 That involve me though, 00:01:51.900 --> 00:01:53.340 There are, trust me, there's some, 00:01:53.340 --> 00:01:54.340 There is way worse. 00:01:54.500 --> 00:01:55.400 And I want to point out they, 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:57.080 They've all been kind of nice to me, 00:01:57.080 --> 00:01:58.980 so I don't want to shit completely on them, 00:01:58.980 --> 00:02:00.060 you know that wouldn't 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:02.340 that wouldn't be fair to me to shit back. 00:02:02.360 --> 00:02:03.380 YO what's going on guys 00:02:03.380 --> 00:02:05.580 This is Mr. Top 5 and today in this video- 00:02:05.580 --> 00:02:06.080 YOOO 00:02:06.080 --> 00:02:07.300 WHAT UP GUYS 00:02:07.440 --> 00:02:09.280 IT'S MR. FIIIIIVE 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:10.180 TOP 00:02:10.300 --> 00:02:10.840 *alien noises* 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:11.340 Top 00:02:11.420 --> 00:02:11.920 five 00:02:11.920 --> 00:02:15.360 YouTubers that don't listen to country music. 00:02:16.320 --> 00:02:18.400 Starting at number one, Zoella. 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:22.000 That bitch doesn't listen to country music. 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:23.360 *chuckle* 00:02:23.480 --> 00:02:23.980 Top 00:02:24.380 --> 00:02:24.880 SIX 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:26.040 YouTuber 00:02:26.760 --> 00:02:29.400 that doesn't like when I stick my finger 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:30.340 up my asshole. 00:02:30.720 --> 00:02:33.780 Starting with your boy, Mr. Top 5. 00:02:34.220 --> 00:02:36.320 Don't like it, feels weird. 00:02:38.980 --> 00:02:42.660 I love this, of course there's one of people who died. 00:02:43.620 --> 00:02:44.120 *clap* 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:45.060 *clap* 00:02:45.180 --> 00:02:47.840 Oh, it's not just who died, it's in 2016. 00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:48.620 TOP 00:02:48.620 --> 00:02:49.120 FIVE 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:49.840 YOUTUBERS 00:02:50.140 --> 00:02:51.300 that DIED 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:52.720 AW THEY FUCKING DIED 00:02:53.180 --> 00:02:55.540 that's a top 5, top 5 right there 00:02:55.540 --> 00:02:57.200 wait, how many died, c'mon 00:02:57.260 --> 00:02:59.560 aw, fuck I can't make a top 10 out of that 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:01.140 DAMMIT 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:01.740 Nine 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:03.400 Really? 00:03:03.800 --> 00:03:04.300 Really? 00:03:05.140 --> 00:03:05.640 REALLY 00:03:05.640 --> 00:03:07.400 Did you have to make that out of people who died? 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:10.200 Did you have to take the fact that people passed away 00:03:10.200 --> 00:03:12.460 and make your fucking top 10 list out of it? 00:03:12.740 --> 00:03:13.300 fuck you 00:03:13.500 --> 00:03:15.640 *mildly intense intro music* 00:03:17.100 --> 00:03:20.620 I like, uh, you know nothing says, uh, tragedy then uh 00:03:20.620 --> 00:03:25.320 a giant fucking annotation that says "click this button this button to subscribe (it's free). 00:03:25.720 --> 00:03:27.060 What is it, 2012? 00:03:27.060 --> 00:03:27.820 what the fuck 00:03:28.140 --> 00:03:30.860 So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and 00:03:30.860 --> 00:03:33.420 today, we're doing kind of a sad topic- 00:03:33.420 --> 00:03:35.920 "This video got copyrighted, I won't make any money" 00:03:36.420 --> 00:03:37.400 aw AWW *moan* 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:38.100 *sad music* 00:03:38.340 --> 00:03:38.840 NO! 00:03:40.160 --> 00:03:40.720 *barf noise* 00:03:42.020 --> 00:03:43.040 Can you believe it? 00:03:44.140 --> 00:03:49.060 His video that profited out of the death of other people got copyrighted? 00:03:49.540 --> 00:03:50.740 AW AINSLEY 00:03:50.880 --> 00:03:52.380 Can you believe that? 00:03:52.380 --> 00:03:53.540 That's AW what a- 00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:56.660 Did you know that THAT'S the real tragedy here? 00:03:57.300 --> 00:04:00.320 This shit happens to me all the time, it happens to YouTubers all the time, 00:04:00.320 --> 00:04:06.420 the fact that he pointed it out in a video like this is fucking amazing. 00:04:06.620 --> 00:04:08.760 "I'm donating my own money to the families" 00:04:08.880 --> 00:04:09.940 Yeah, fuck off 00:04:10.500 --> 00:04:11.520 Just fuck off 00:04:11.780 --> 00:04:13.140 You didn't have to make this video. 00:04:13.140 --> 00:04:14.960 So you're telling me that you're reaching out.. 00:04:16.200 --> 00:04:19.780 to five different families to donate money 00:04:20.500 --> 00:04:24.820 to somehow justify the fact that you made a top 5 video out of their death? 00:04:24.820 --> 00:04:27.660 Lemme just, lemme just guess how this conversation went. 00:04:27.660 --> 00:04:29.860 Hey, it's your boy, uh, pimplyface69 00:04:30.220 --> 00:04:31.880 Oh, from YouTube, you don't know me? 00:04:31.880 --> 00:04:33.960 Oh, uh, okay well that's... 00:04:34.140 --> 00:04:35.120 You don't fucking know me? 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:39.900 So I'm making a top 5 list of people that died on YouTube and I've got great news for you! 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:42.200 Uh, you're son made the list! 00:04:43.100 --> 00:04:43.600 Yeah! 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:45.360 Yeah, that's amazing! 00:04:45.520 --> 00:04:48.040 You wanna call your husband and tell him too? 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:49.200 Oh, that's fine, I'll wait. 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:52.020 Yeah YEAH he made it, he made the top 5 deaths! 00:04:52.500 --> 00:04:53.000 Yeah! 00:04:53.280 --> 00:04:55.000 I know, it's a big, big honor. 00:04:55.080 --> 00:04:55.580 ha 00:04:56.200 --> 00:04:56.700 I know 00:04:57.220 --> 00:04:57.720 Oh yeah 00:04:57.880 --> 00:04:59.100 big, big news 00:04:59.300 --> 00:05:02.340 So anyway, I will be, you know, I didn't make any money off the video. 00:05:04.380 --> 00:05:06.860 Yeah, I know, copyright *chuckle* 00:05:07.760 --> 00:05:09.860 Yeah, can't use other people's footage *chuckle* 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:14.640 Yeah, it's almost like some other family copyrighted the content and took the money... 00:05:14.640 --> 00:05:17.220 No no no, so I'll donate anyway because I didn't ma- 00:05:17.220 --> 00:05:18.060 I know, I'm a saint. 00:05:18.260 --> 00:05:19.700 I'm donating anyway. 00:05:19.880 --> 00:05:22.320 So, just send me your Paypal account 00:05:22.980 --> 00:05:24.260 uh, Western Union 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:27.220 I'll be donating, you're taken care of. 00:05:27.340 --> 00:05:32.500 So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic. 00:05:32.760 --> 00:05:35.220 I didn't guess that based on the sad music. (there was no sad music) 00:05:37.320 --> 00:05:39.360 The sad piano really sold it for me 00:05:39.440 --> 00:05:39.940 oh 00:05:40.020 --> 00:05:42.580 Today, we're doing kind of a sad topic. 00:05:44.220 --> 00:05:44.720 *intense sad music* 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:49.320 What is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic. 00:05:49.780 --> 00:05:50.280 ohh 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:51.560 So sad 00:05:51.960 --> 00:05:54.260 Now, you might be asking why I'm doing this video- 00:05:54.380 --> 00:05:56.340 Yes, I am and I would love your answer. 00:05:56.560 --> 00:05:57.880 It's for a couple of reasons- 00:05:57.880 --> 00:06:00.180 Okay, a couple of reasons, great, let's hear them. 00:06:00.180 --> 00:06:01.280 So, reason number one- 00:06:01.280 --> 00:06:01.900 Ad sense 00:06:02.220 --> 00:06:06.180 There are actually some really smaller YouTubers that you guys have definitely not heard about 00:06:06.180 --> 00:06:09.640 that have, unfortunately, passed away during 2016. 00:06:09.640 --> 00:06:13.940 So this video is for those guys and to give back to those families because 00:06:13.940 --> 00:06:16.020 out of all the revenue I'm getting from this video, 00:06:16.020 --> 00:06:18.880 I'm gonna donate it straight to those families that were affected. 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:20.200 Just don't make the video. 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:21.640 Just don't make the video. 00:06:21.940 --> 00:06:26.180 If you want to make a positive cause for these families that lost someone tragically, 00:06:26.180 --> 00:06:29.660 there are better ways to go about it then a fu-, ya know 00:06:29.780 --> 00:06:32.880 I can't tell you why, maybe like a GoFundMe or some shit 00:06:33.100 --> 00:06:34.580 but a Top 5 video... 00:06:35.540 --> 00:06:43.120 That doesn't go top 5 on my top 5 best ways to go about someone tragically dying in 2016, all right. 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:44.840 And I just want to help out, pretty much 00:06:44.840 --> 00:06:47.860 because out of every sad situation, something nice should happen. 00:06:47.860 --> 00:06:50.740 And I think this should be our way of giving back to those people. 00:06:50.860 --> 00:06:56.760 At least I know when I die, I'm gonna make it to the top 5 YouTubers who died list. 00:06:57.200 --> 00:07:00.240 And I can't wait for, uh 00:07:00.320 --> 00:07:02.960 For this guy to contact my family and just say 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:03.800 "Hey..." 00:07:04.580 --> 00:07:05.220 "I got you." 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:09.120 It's so fucking stupid, the fact that this video doesn't have more dislikes 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:11.120 To me, it's fucking beyond me. 00:07:11.120 --> 00:07:13.720 There's also Top 10 YouTubers who were MURDERED 00:07:13.840 --> 00:07:17.040 Hey guys, what's up it's John here and a new microphone and today we're gonna be- 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:18.060 HE'S GOT A NEW MICROPHONE 00:07:18.520 --> 00:07:19.020 YES 00:07:19.180 --> 00:07:20.220 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM 00:07:20.820 --> 00:07:21.420 *groan* 00:07:22.060 --> 00:07:22.940 FINALLY 00:07:23.540 --> 00:07:27.100 It must have been that other top 10 murder list that really got it. 00:07:27.100 --> 00:07:29.000 Looking at 10 YouTubers who were murdered. 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:31.600 We're gonna be looking at people who were killed because of their YouTube videos 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:33.800 and some other YouTubers who were killed by other reasons. 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:37.220 This list is pretty sad, but I'm gonna try and present it in the most sensitive way possible. 00:07:37.220 --> 00:07:39.420 Yeah, I can tell by the tone of your fucking voice. 00:07:39.420 --> 00:07:39.920 *happy music* 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:40.640 Hey, guys! 00:07:40.900 --> 00:07:42.140 This video is pretty sad! 00:07:42.140 --> 00:07:45.080 Here are videos from some of the channels, but a lot of them have been deleted. 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:48.340 Please drop a like if you enjoyed, let's aim for 2,000 likes on this video. 00:07:52.020 --> 00:07:54.040 There's just no shame in these fucking people... 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:55.320 *chuckle* 00:07:55.960 --> 00:08:00.180 How can you make a top 10 list and start it off with 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:01.700 "I got a new microphone" 00:08:02.540 --> 00:08:04.300 and "Remember to hit 'like'" 00:08:04.300 --> 00:08:04.920 haha 00:08:05.180 --> 00:08:06.720 "Let's get 2,000!!" 00:08:06.960 --> 00:08:08.700 Alright, now let's get into number 10 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:12.180 And how do you rank people's deaths? 00:08:12.700 --> 00:08:14.600 Think about that concept for a second. 00:08:14.700 --> 00:08:19.460 You're basically saying well, Keith Ratliff died, but it wasn't as important 00:08:19.460 --> 00:08:21.300 as, you know, Christina Grimmie. 00:08:21.400 --> 00:08:23.880 Do you guys think I'd be at #1 on a top 10? 00:08:25.280 --> 00:08:25.780 Yeah? 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:27.380 Think it'd be tragic? 00:08:28.260 --> 00:08:30.820 Maybe I'd go in a real tragic way so I get #1. 00:08:30.820 --> 00:08:33.440 Sure, jeez, I sure hope I get #1. 00:08:33.560 --> 00:08:35.420 This whole thing just bums me out. 00:08:35.540 --> 00:08:38.000 10 everyday things you need to stop doing 00:08:38.280 --> 00:08:39.260 Your fucking channel 00:08:39.260 --> 00:08:40.400 How about we start with that. 00:08:40.400 --> 00:08:43.220 And I know you might justify these videos as in the sense like 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:47.220 "oh, well there's no ads on it so I'm not making any ad sense" 00:08:47.220 --> 00:08:48.020 And people saying, 00:08:48.020 --> 00:08:51.640 "oh, I have ads on it, but I'm gonna donate it to the families" 00:08:51.640 --> 00:08:56.180 Ad sense doesn't stop, it's something that you keep collecting depending more views. 00:08:56.340 --> 00:09:00.280 Are you telling me that you're constantly donating money to these families 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:04.680 based on, ya know, every month you get more ad revenue from the video? 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:06.120 I sincerely doubt it. 00:09:06.640 --> 00:09:07.440 And if you're saying that 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:08.960 "ok, well, you know what" 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:11.200 Even if you're justifying it in a way that's like 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:15.720 "ok well I don't have ads on the video so I'm not gaining anything personally from it" 00:09:16.520 --> 00:09:17.500 Yeah you fucking do. 00:09:17.500 --> 00:09:21.700 If you get 60 millions views on your video, people are gonna click on more of your videos 00:09:21.700 --> 00:09:25.720 or subscribe to your channel because they found your content. 00:09:25.720 --> 00:09:26.220 fuck me 00:09:27.940 --> 00:09:29.220 This is so incredibly dumb. 00:09:31.760 --> 00:09:32.460 Anyway guys 00:09:32.580 --> 00:09:35.400 This video doesn't have any ads on it so 00:09:35.460 --> 00:09:39.320 I'm not benefiting from criticizing these... 00:09:40.380 --> 00:09:44.880 top 10 list videos that are not benefiting from anything. 00:09:44.880 --> 00:09:47.020 And if you see ads on the video 00:09:47.420 --> 00:09:48.280 ha ha ha 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:49.360 ha ha ha 00:09:49.780 --> 00:09:50.760 That's, uhh 00:09:52.860 --> 00:09:53.740 That's a glitch. 00:09:55.060 --> 00:09:56.680 That's definitely a glitch. 00:09:57.300 --> 00:09:58.060 And, um 00:09:59.880 --> 00:10:00.380 uhh 00:10:00.880 --> 00:10:01.380 ya know 00:10:02.420 --> 00:10:03.060 Scarce here 00:10:03.680 --> 00:10:04.560 Pewdiepie out 00:10:06.400 --> 00:10:07.320 This is pretty newsworthy 00:10:08.460 --> 00:10:08.960 uh 00:10:09.460 --> 00:10:11.000 Calling out everyone 00:10:11.900 --> 00:10:12.400 Pewdiepie