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Now... lets just get it over with

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Lets just.. talk about it, let's address the elephant in the room

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my background has changed

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I KNOOOOW *laughs like a bull*

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nothing else is goin on here okay??

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i am still the same

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i am still the loveable ol' 2014 pewdiepie

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NOTHING HAS CHANGED DAMMIT!!

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I'm the same GOD DAMN BOI

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today we're playing the greatest game of all the time

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Cam Studio.

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the media's given me a lot of labels, a lot of names ( Swedish meatball)

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what people don't really know it's that

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I'm extremely  misogynistics.. misege mi-mis

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m-misogynist our high score is 16,000 (fabulous!)

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today, we're going to beat that high score

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as my name is pewdiepie. HO! HO! HOE!

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THAT ASS! What's the word for a

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g-bi-big vagina because the in Sweden we call

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it bullfitta, what do you call it in English

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'cause that was, uh, that was

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definitely a bullfitta. bull pussy.

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ok, well alright well I guess *laugh* .. guess it's that  simple

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ok

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thick-ass we're going with thick asses

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today boys and girls, because I am not a

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misogynist-netics so basically if you're

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new to this, uh, game you basically run a

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cam studio with a women, our goal to-

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day is to become the greatest cam pimp

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studio of all time and where our needs

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our neesh

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is going to be thick asses. What if we

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could only go with thick asses and latinas

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alright so we're going to have to take

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how do I play? I forgot, shit, you drag them right?

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alright there you go now i remember

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Im making a lot of money on this bi*ch

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this is great probably shoud've done that

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*pewds orgams seizer*

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cAkE FARTING

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think about this thick asses, cake farting

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we're gonna make millions

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we are gonna make millions here today bros

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alright great now we can hire another girl

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please

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please donna

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a latina with thick ass please

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a thick ass

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all I ask

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is for a thick ass

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a thick ass please

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can I get a thick ass

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all I ask

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is for a thick ass

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ALL I ASK

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got milf tattoos

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damnit NADIA

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get the FUCK OUT

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with Tiffany, teen fit

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE TIFFANY

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okay we got asian, god damn it

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chubby

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that's close enough

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Beli your hiring

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now start eating that chocolate

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we need one more hire

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please

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thick ass

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give me dat ass

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gIVE ME THAT ASS

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GIMME THAT ASS

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otherwise we are gonna have to broaden out horizons

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okay we got Audrey

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tenn, flat chest

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*disappointed pewds*

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just go

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Audrey just go

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okay we got Le-Lailani

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asian, flat ches-

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*more disappointment*

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it's the-

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what kind of business do you think this is Leilani?

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GOOOO

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Sarah

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chubby, th-OH

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*clap*

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(GOTA THICK ASSS)

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oh shit I forgot you got to pay them

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fuck

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great now I'm fuckin' broke

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great, I hope you're happy

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You gotta pay people now? What the fuck is this?

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Okay, we can get a new item

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alright, what do we got. we got cocaine

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uh, we got

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what, uh

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YES

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BUTT PLUG

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Now we can hire someone else

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whadda we got?

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ZOEY

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*sighs* oh my god zoey

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you look like s-  you come from the fifth element

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we got Audrey.

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AUDREY

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for the second goddamn time!

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GO

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just GO

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Tiffany-

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god damn it.

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listen-

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listen up, tiffany

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you're hired

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but for one reason-

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to wear this butt plug, up your asshole

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that's right.

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and then-

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buy me some fuckin' liquor

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that's right.

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people don't understand how hard it is to do what I do

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you don't understand, I have to be tough with my girls

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because otherwise,

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it's gonna be too hard for me-

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when I have to fire them.

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alright, we're gonna have to promo

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chubby

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we're going with chubby, thick asses.

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fuck, I gotta pay these hoes.

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this is not good

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this is NOT good.

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shut up

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we're fine, we're fine everybody, no one  panic.

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we're fine!

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alright, we got chubby and thick ass

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that's our main goal.

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JESSIE!

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chubby MILF.

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c'mere mama

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c'mere mama, welcome to the family, mama.

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wait, kyanna costs two dollars an hour?

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$2 an hour?

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what do you think I'm  some kind of millionaire?

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2 dollars a fuckin' hour?

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are you kidding me?

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kyanna!

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$2 an hour?

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what do you think? money just grows on thre- trees?

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GET THAT THICK ASS OUTTA THERE

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tiffany

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$1 off an hour

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*laughs like a donkey*

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she gets paid one dollar an hour to wear a butt plug and buy cigarettes.

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yes

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tiffany, you're my main bitch now.

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you're my main bitch I take it all back.

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someone is ruining my business to the-

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THIRTY TWO!

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THIRTY TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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god damn it, I've never been this pissed in my life.

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alright, we got candace

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huge tits

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*claps*

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fit

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yes

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but

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64 DOLLARS AN HOUR?

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Candace, go fuck youself

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nikki, you look like tumblr shat you out

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nikki, i, d-, uh, I despise you

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1 dollar?

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NIKKI YOU'RE HIRED

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you're hired Nikki!

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Welcome to the family Nikki!

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*laughs*

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I owe them so much fuckin' money. Jesus christ.

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serious music plays

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JESSIE IS NOW 64 DOLLARS AN HOUR?

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JESSIE

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JESSIE

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Jessie!

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JESSIE

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I need you to quit

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how do I FIRE PEOPLE?!

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WHAT IS THIS HUMAN RESOURCES STOPPING ME?!

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WHAT IS STOPPING ME FROM FIRING THESE BITCHES

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I CANT EVEN- I CANT EVEN PAY YOU GUYS

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fuck this is bad

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this is really fucking bad

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OHMYGOD NO!

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this is real bad, this is real bad, this is-

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we are not fucking finished

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until I fucking tell you

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if this continues I am gonna have to send Tiffany out there

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in front of the camrea

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an if that ever happens

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thats when I know

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I've lost it all

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(NOT TIFFANY)

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(NOOOOOOO)

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(he lost it all)

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:(

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I need Tiffany out there alright

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its not gonna work out otherwise

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A  HUNDRED AND TWENTY SEVEN FUCKING DOLLARS (its eight pewds)

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A FUCKING HOUR

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WHAT THE HELL

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*all of life's regrets appear before his eyes*

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JESSIE

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SHI- YOUR RUINING MY BUSSINESS

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I NEED YOU TO STOP

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I- Jessie I need you out

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I need you the fuck- I need you out

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I- Jessie it hurts

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it hurts

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it hurts

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your OUT

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fuck

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fuck

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fuck

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fuck

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I still aint got no money

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aruh

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Tiffany

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Tiffany

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shut the fuck up Tiffany

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Tiffany go to the sleazy hotel

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do not contract any STDs

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whatever the fuck you do

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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thank god

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we need another slot for another bitch

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i mean lady

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a lady

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we need another lady

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fuck I own so much money

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fuck

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come on on come on

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jacksepticeye ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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come on jacksepticeye

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yesyesyesyes

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okay now

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now we gonna invest

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yes we are making progress here

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we're making a bold move

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listen up Jessie

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♪Jessie's girl♪

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here's some cocaine

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alright some might think its unethical to give your employees cocaine

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I say have you heard of productivity

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now go

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shake that ass

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shake that ass

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oh my god I owe so much money

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Jessie if you run me out of business

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I will never forgive you

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FUCK Jessie's out of cocaine

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will someone give Jessie some god damn cocaine

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okay alright

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alright here is whats gonna happen

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you get two condoms

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thats right you better WOOO

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(what is this the sims)

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go to this sleazy hotel

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and work your magic

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do NOT get STDs

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SARAH CAUGHT AIDS

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♪Hello darkness my old friend♪

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GOD DAMN IT

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if she has AIDS can she still be a Cam girl?

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OHHHHHHH

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AIDS girl make me that MONEY

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HEHE

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you know its kinda inspiring how despite having AIDS and all

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she's still doing her job

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she's still living

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her day to day life

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this game truly is inspiring

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Sarah ran out of steroids

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yeah well you should have thought about that before you got AIDS

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how do I cure AIDS

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I dont understand

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(neither do the doctors)

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surely there must be a way

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unless we find a cure for AIDS

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we are gonna go down real fucking fast

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FINAL DAY!! :)

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come on come on work harder

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show me some titties

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its 9pm

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at 11

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at 11 pm I'm sending everyone to the whore house

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to get that last bit of cash

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Jesus Christ

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ITS 11pm!

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NOOO

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I didn't get to send them to the whore house! :(

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did I beat my record?

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I BEAT MY RECORD!

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♪I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL♪

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♪I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S♪

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we only got AIDS and that was it

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*scary*

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NOO

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FUCK

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GOD DAMN IT

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FUCK YOU