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Is there a problem?

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So, Scare Pewdiepie starts early today

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So me and Marzia decided to go to Little Tokyo

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Yeah!

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It's a cool place. Let's go

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But first, this box arrived

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Don't you just love getting a box?

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No......

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I- I take it all back right away, what the fuck

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Someone sent me a gift, I assume it's from you guys

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Don't fucking do that

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Thank you

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Oh my god, I take it all back again

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I can't believe it

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MARZIA!

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HE'S BACK

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I was so pissed someone found my address

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but you know what

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This is the best gift I have ever gotten

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Show a clip from last year

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Basically last year, I had- we had this cookbook

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when I was vlogging and I kept kissing the guy

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For no reason

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MARZIA

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THE BOOK

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Marzia: Who's book?

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THE BOOK IS BACK!

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Marzia: Whatttt? How did you get it?

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Someone sent it to us!

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Marzia: WHAT?!

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Isn't that crazy?

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God, I've been waiting a long time to do this

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*kisses man passionately*

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There we go

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What?

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Oh my god it's like a pumpkin patch

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Oh my god that's huge!

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That's so cute!

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Oh I feel so down if only something could save me

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Oh wait what is this?

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Eww I don't wanna

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Marzia: Wait what is it?

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It's a wellness shot, I don't know what's in it

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Marzia: Ewww

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Oh it's good

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(Totally)

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I feel so much better!

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Alright, we're at Venice Beach

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Where all the Youtube videos are made

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All the reaction stuff

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All the fake reactions. This is where the real stuff happens

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Oh yeah

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What do you- OHHH

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OHHHHHH

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EHHHHH

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Ken: That was nasty

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Turn you on?

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Ken: It's fucking gross

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Alright that one- that was pretty cool, that was pretty cool

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I'll give him that

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Hey Ken, can you do that dance move?

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Ken: OH YEAHHH, YEAHHH

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Last year I was too weak, but now-

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Ken: Wow

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I'm ready

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AHH I can't, it's too high

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Ken: Don't be a pussy

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I'm too short

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Ken: YEAHH

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Ken: Do a back flip!

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Ken: Back flip!

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BACK FLIPPP

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I'M SCARED

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AHHHHH

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Ken: You did it

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(TOTALLY DID)

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We're heading back, Scare Pewdiepie starts now

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What can you do, what a great day

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Today was the best day

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Ken: Been outside for 10 minutes

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We've been-

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This is the vlog guys, 10 minutes outside. YEAH

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Alright, bye Marzia

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Marzia: Bye Pewds!

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Bye Slippy

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Man

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It's insane how busy I am here

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I know we were just by the beach whatever

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BUT THAT WAS LIKE 10 MINUTES

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But still, these episodes are REALLY FUN like,

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this season of Scare Pewdiepie has been fucking awesome

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But I mean, let's put it this way

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If I could stay home right now and sleep

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I would DEFINITELY pick that

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That goes for any situation actually

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Brad: How many hours?

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3

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Brad: 3 hours?

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3 hours car ride

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Brad: Oh...

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Awww

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By the end of this car ride

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Brad, will have a strike

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Brad: I have counter measures today

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Oh FUCK

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Brad: I fucking told you

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Ah SHIT

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Brad: But I have some cool counter measures that I have brought

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What's that?

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It's a 20 Ken

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Take off

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Brad's shirt

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Brad: Come on Ken, take off my shirt

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Ken: What do you have going there friend?

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Brad: What's up? What's up buddy? Is that 20 worth it?

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Ken: Man, here's 20 dollars. Take off your shirt

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Brad: Thanks man

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HEY! YOU FUCKING

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Brad: I'm going to put my counter measure away and we're going to get Felix

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Oh you want to spend some money?

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You want to spend some money?

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HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

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HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

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TAKE IT- TAKE THEM ALL!

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HELP ME KEN!

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THIS IS SWEDISH STRENGTH

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NO! NO!

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NOOO!

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I'M PAYING YOU

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NOOOO! NOOO!

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NOOOO! NOOOO!

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Ken: YES, OH MY GOD WE MADE IT!

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Brad: LOOK AT HIM!

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Brad: Now throw it out of the window

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Ken: Alright

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Ken: What are you doing? Why did you do that?

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Ken: He just poured water over my shoes for no reason

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Cause I can't fuck with your shirt

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Brad: That-

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IT'S WATER

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KEN: IT'S ANOTHER STRIKE!

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IT'S WATER!

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It was worth a strike

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AHHHH, OHHH

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OH MY GOD YOU GOT WATER ON ME!

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OH YOU-

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We have 3 hours in this fucking car...

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Brad: That's stinky. That's stinky.

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Brad: That's no fun. No one wants that

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This is just the beginning

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Ken

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You see this?

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Ken: DAMN SON

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What are you grabbing for?

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Ken: His nipples?

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He's getting his counter man

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He's talking about he is having a counter measure

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RIP HIS SHIRT APART. There's holes in it

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You want that money?

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COME ON

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DO IT. I'LL HOLD YOUR MONEY FOR YOU

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Brad: You can't, you can't destroy my shirt

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HE CAN

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DO IT MOTHERFUCKER

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I KNOW YOU'RE POOR

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What do you got there?

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What do you got there?

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Brad: You freaking asshole

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What do you have there? What the fuck is that

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GET THE COUNTER MEASURE

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BUSTIN IT

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GET IT OFF HIM

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AHH

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AHHH

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AHHHHH

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Ken: What are you doing?

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What a- what an idiot

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The fuck are you doing?

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I get it. Just keep going

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Brad: Let's help him out

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We're fine a-

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Brad: Get on in here boy

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OHHHHHH

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Mike, you edited out a stike

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You edited out a strike?

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That's

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3 strikes

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4 strikes, 4 strikes

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You got one strike, because you got a strike for this footage of the egg

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What is this?

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That's the egg!

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YOU DIRECTLY FUCK WITH MY SHIRT

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Micahel: I just had you!

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Brad: So then Michael, like ran after me

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Michael: Because it doesn't count as a strike

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Michael: Then you can't touch me!

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Michael: When I can touch you, then you can touch me

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If you get an egg on the shirt

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Micheal: IT DOESN'T MATTER

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Michael: You can have whatever you want on the shirt

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The strikes are, tearing us apart

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All the strikes is ruining our friendship

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This is what we Swedish people do, thug in the- in the high schools

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It's hard

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OOO

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Whose is that?

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What are you doing?

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What happened to you? What have you become?

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Look at you

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Look at what you've become

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Now I can do it

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OHHHHH

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Human powered

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Swedish

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I've never been so proud to wear these colors

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CIN-NA-MON-TOAST-KEN

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Fancy to see you here

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You want to arm wrestle?

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YEAH I WANT TO ARM WRESTLE

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Well, the winner gets the other person's Youtube channel

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(BRING IT)

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READY?

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Ken: YEAH

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3, 2, 1

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Ken: COME ON FELIX YOU CAN DO IT

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COME ON KEN

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YES

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Ken: COME ON FELIX

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COME ON KEN

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COME ON KEN

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YOU CAN DO IT KEN

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AHHHHHHH

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AH

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YES! PEWDIEPIE WINS!

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OWWWW

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AHHHH

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LOOK AT THE IDIOT

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AHHHHH

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SQUISHED MY FINGER!

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MAN EH

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Broke your fingers

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I broke my-

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That's the thumbnail. THAT'S THE THUMBNAIL

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THAT'S IT

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How do I make it look even broker

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AHHH. I broke my fingers

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Is that a good thumbnail? Would you click on that?

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Fucking weirdo

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Clickbait

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Check out what next clickbait we're going to do tomrrow

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Do I, smell like shit?

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Sorry to tell you but

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I WONDER WHYY!

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Give me a hug

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Give me a hug, come on

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COME ON. GIVE ME A HUG

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No, I'll take a strike

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As you can see, I'm covered in shit

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And if you want to find out why

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You got to watch Scare Pewdiepie

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Hope you enjoyed this Birdabo

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As always, thanks for leaving a like

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I'll see you bros-

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In the next episode

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Knew it. I told you, it was hidden

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In here?

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No

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No

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That's why it was in a different spot

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What do we got?

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Heh, that's actually good

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Look at the whole collection of dicks

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(Not pleased at all)