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'`,､(^Д^)'`,､

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(  >д<)＜ｵｯﾌｧｯﾌｧ

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諦めたと思ったか！？

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このゲームを！！

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( ﾟДﾟ)＜ﾝなわけ  ねーだろｵｫ!!?

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やってくぞ！

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俺がマジで怒ってると思ったか！？

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ゲームごときで！？

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ガキじゃねェんだよ！

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俺がガキに見えるか！？

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楽ッ勝！

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こんなゲームも
クリアできんヤツは…

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言わせてもらおう

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エセゲーマーだ！

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ジャンプするぞ

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見てろよ

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うっわ…

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あ～ら  ららら…

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とっても楽しいよ

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人生はスバラシイ

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笑いあり  友情ありで…

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幸せに暮らしてるよ

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もう最高

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待てよ  なんでこっち来た？

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こっちじゃねぇだろ

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まったく…

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まぁいい

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おっと

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見たか

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見たか  今の

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見たか

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俺…

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この世で一番上手いな

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そうだろォ？

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やめろ

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よし  大丈夫か

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このへん  マジで無理

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頭おかしいんだよ

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意味分かんねーし

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いいね！

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見たか？

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GOOD

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GOOD!

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GOOD!!

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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)b＜GOOOOOOOOD!!!!

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行けよ！

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ふざけんな

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(#ﾟДﾟ)＜ふざけんな！！

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ふざけんな

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クソが！！

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クソ！！！

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(#ﾟДﾟ)＜ﾀﾞｱｱｱｱｱ!!!!

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(#´Д｀)＜ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛

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ムカつく野郎だ!!!

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やめろ!!!

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やめろ!!!!

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(#ﾟДﾟ)＜やめろぉぉ!!!!!!

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やめろ…!!!!!!!!!

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ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛

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(#ﾟДﾟ)＜上がれよｵｫｫｵ!!!!

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ここ  マジで無理

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おかしいだろ

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どうも！

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(#ﾟДﾟ)＜ﾏｲ……

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(#ﾟДﾟ)＜ｶﾞｯ!!!

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違う作戦でいくぞ

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違う作戦だ

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1つ成功しても…

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「よし  あと500あるぞ」
って感じだ

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なんなんだ

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ああもう…

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分かった気がする

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やめろ

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マジで

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そっちじゃねぇんだって

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いいね

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おっと  いいね

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いいよ

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ここまで来たな

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いいね

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いいよぉ

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素晴らしいね！

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戻ってきたぜ

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まいったか

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みんな  嬉しいだろ

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おっと

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あぁ…！

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あぁ！

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いやいやいや

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大丈夫だ

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簡単じゃん…

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うっわ

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今のヤバかったな

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アカン

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おぉぉ…

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(；´Д｀)＜おぉぉぉ…

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一歩ずつだ

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一歩ずつ

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一歩ずつ進むぞ

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ゆっくりでいいんだよ

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安全だしな

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一歩ずつがいいよ

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一歩ずつ進むべきだ

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おい見ろよ

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見ろよ

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戻ってきたぞ

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'`,､'`,､('∀`) '`,､'`,､

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オレンジさん

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お近づきのしるしに…

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失せろ！

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うわっ

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何やってんだ

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(´^ω^)＜ﾊﾞｲﾊﾞｧ~ｲ☆

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よし…

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行くぞ

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来いっ

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来いっ！

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簡単だ

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(( ﾟДﾟ))＜何してんだよ!!!?!!?!?!?

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ｱｱｱｱｱｱ(ﾟДﾟ)ｱｱｱｱｱｱ!!!

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ハァ!!!?!?!?

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ｱ───(( ´Д｀))───!!!

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ｱ────(( ´Д｀))────!!!

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ｱ─────(( ´Д｀))─────!

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(´；Д；)ｱｧ…

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なにを……!!?

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最初から…！？

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最初から…！！！

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一番  始めっから？？？

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何なんだ  この木は

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何してんだよ？

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いいさ！

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えぇ？

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いいさ！！

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いいさ！！

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いいさ！！

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だろ？？

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いいさ

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いいさ

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俺がキレると思うか？

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んなわけねぇだろ

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おい  俺はマップの一番上から
一番下まで落ちたんだぞ

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こんな曲流すなよ

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なぁ？

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リンキン・パークとか
エヴァネッセンスとか

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エモい曲にしろ

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ほら  見ろよ

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キレてねぇよ

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このゲームは簡単だ

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わざと落ちてやったんだよ

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簡単すぎたからな

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この俺が！！

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キレると思うか！！？

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この俺が…

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うわ

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アカン

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ちょっ…

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やめろ

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落ちてんじゃねーよ  クソ野郎！！

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[ チャンネルはそのままで！ ]

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このクソ電灯まで
戻ってきたぜ

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ちっともイラついてないぞ

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全然越えれねぇけどな

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もうハンマー壊れそうじゃん

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お前…

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クソが！

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くたばれ！

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[ チャンネルはそのままで！ ]

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俺が500回もクリックしてんのは…

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マウスのDPIを変えたからだ

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それもこれも
ここが越えれないから

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仕方ないんだ

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俺じゃなくて
このクソゲームのせいだ

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これ  本当に…

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ふざけてやがる

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マジで嫌い

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腹立つ

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本当に腹立つ

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こんなもん  運だろ

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そんな早く動かせねぇよ

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[ 越すのに30分かかった ]

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くたばれ

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よし

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行けたぞ

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どんだけ  かかんだよ

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よし…

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オイ見ろよ

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ここまで戻ってきたぞ！

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ｵ───( ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!

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すげぇだろォ

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ここ  大好き

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戻るぞ

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俺は戻るぞ

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戻ってやるぞ

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♫ I'm coming up ♫

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♫ I want the world to know ♫

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戻ってきたぞ

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見たか

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俺は戻って来たぜ

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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜俺だぜｪｪｪｴｴ

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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ﾌﾟｰﾃﾞｨﾊﾟｲ!!!!

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俺が諦めるとでも

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思ったのか！？

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( ﾟДﾟ)＜NEVER GIVE UP!!!

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( 私が“登る”時はいつでも
“エゴ”という名の犬に追われている )

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( フリードリヒ・ニーチェ )

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ちょっと待て

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お前  黙らせたよな？

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「読み上げ音量  ゼロ」

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ニーチェの格言とか
いらねぇから

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よし

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戻ってきたぞォ！

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俺だ！！

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血を求めてなァ

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血だァァ…

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( ﾟДﾟ)＜ﾊﾞｯ!!

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ダメダメダメ！

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ふぅ…

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危ねぇな…

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なんなんだよ

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お前がちゃんと
言うこと聞けば…

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何も難しくないのに

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ああもう…

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あれ  行けたな

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そうか

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あれで良いんだな…

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今  どうやったんだ？

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戻ってきた

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俺は戻ってきた

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俺が諦めると思っただろ？

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えェ？

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えェェ？？

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諦めると思ったんだろォォ？？

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諦めるのは負け犬だけだ

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この俺が…

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負け犬に見…

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ちょちょちょちょ

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落ち着け

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落ち着け

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戻ってきたぜェ～

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ｵ───( ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!

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俺が来たぜ
オレンジさんよォ～

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俺が戻ってきたぜェェ～

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楽勝！

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超簡単！！

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どうだァ

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頂上に立たせてもらうぜ

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悪ぃなァ～～！

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よっしゃ

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いいか？

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頼むからさっきみたいに
落ちないでくれよ

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分かった…？

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よ～し  よ～し…

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角度を調節してるんだ

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さっきなんで落ちたのか知らんけど

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これは簡単なんだよ

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こっからがダメなんだ

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ｲー!!(ﾟДﾟ)ｼﾞｰ!!

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ｲ───!!(ﾟДﾟ)ｼﾞ───!!

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(^ω^)＜ﾝｯﾌｯﾌｯﾌｯﾌ……

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ダメッ…

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つかまっ…

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つかまれっ

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つかまるんだ！

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よーし！よーし！

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エエで～！エエで～！！

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大丈夫やで～！

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エエで～！！

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ｵｯｹ───( ﾟ∀ﾟ)───ｲ!!

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( ^∀^)b＜ﾔｯﾊﾟｰ☆

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( ^∀^)＜ｱ──

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よし

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簡単…

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アカン

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やめろ

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クソが

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本当…

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大丈夫だから

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俺は平気だ

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全然  平気

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おっと  いいね

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いやいやいや

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望みどおりだよ

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あららら

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落ちるがいいさ

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あ～らら  最高だねェ…！

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あら～

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見てよコレ

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見てよ  コレ

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最高だね

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ねぇ見てよ

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ｵ──(^∀^)ﾎ──

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(#ﾟДﾟ)＜やめろよ!!!!!!!!

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うっわ  また電灯かよ

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マジで嫌い

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(  ´∀｀)＜ｱｰ…

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(  ´∀｀)＜ｵｯｹｰ!

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もはや笑えねぇ