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阿哈哈哈

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阿哈哈..

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你覺得我跟這遊戲已經沒任何牽扯了嗎~~??

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再動點腦吧~馬德 法克~~(ಠ益ಠ)

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我回來了!!!

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你們覺得我真的在森77

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因為一個電玩遊戲

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你們覺得我真的像個孩子

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我對你們來說真的看起來像個孩子嗎?

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簡單!!

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誰沒經歷過這個遊戲

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是個天殺的

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我敢說

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是個隨便的人喔~~

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看看這個跳躍

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看看這個跳躍

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天公伯

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(*恩*)

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喔~~嗚~喔~

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喔嗚~~~

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我享受在其中啊

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有段美好的時光

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伴隨著歡笑和朋友和...

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製造....欸....歡樂時光

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快樂的回憶

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等等 我為什麼要走這邊?我不...我不應該要走這裡的

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天公伯~~

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隨便啦

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(*喔*)

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喔挖~~~

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你瞧瞧!!

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大家照過來~~

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看看呀~

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原來~我是我是在這世上最棒的玩家

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秀一波~

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(*啊*)

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喔不

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Ok,我們很棒

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這破銅爛鐵也太笨了

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說真的 這..這塊爛鐵也太蠢了

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這甚至根本不...合理呀

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喔 好

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看呀

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好呀

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棒呀

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蒸蚌

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敲棒低!!!!!!(◓Д◒)

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(*喔*)

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(*摁!!*)

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拜託~

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(*喔*)

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吃洨吧

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(*呃啊*)

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吃屌吧!!!!!(╬ﾟдﾟ)

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(*摁*)

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(*嗚啊*)

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吸!

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我屌

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吸它!!!

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吸!!

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大~~~!!!!!!

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呃啊~~~~

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你好煩喔இдஇ

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停止!!!

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停下來!!

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停啊!!!!!!(破音)

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斯~阿!哈!哈!

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啊~~~~

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往上爬啊!!!!

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(*摁*)

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(嘆氣)

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這真的爛透了

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真是他媽的爛透了

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(*喔*)

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感謝你

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老~天~~!!

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新策略呀~各位

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新策略

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就像你在做一件事

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恭喜

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現在你必須做剩餘的500件事

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你這是在...

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(*鏘*)(*鏘*)

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(*摁*)

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天啊...

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我覺得我知道要怎麼做

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(*喔*)

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別呦

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別

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這不是你該做的事

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喔 好 好...

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喔~~~讚

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喔~好棒
你跑到這了呢( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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蒸的好蚌

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好蚌蚌呢

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真...他媽的太好了

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(是我就棄坑了...)

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很好各位 我們又回來了
帥你一臉

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這...難道大家覺得這樣不好嗎?

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(*喔*)

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(*鏘*)

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(*喔*)

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喔挖

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喔~~~~嗚~

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喔~~

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不~不不

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我們沒事

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夭壽 接下來的簡單多了

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(我爬)

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天公伯啊 這也太近了

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不

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喔~

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呃啊~~

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嬰兒學步↗

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嬰兒學步↘

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我們要慢慢地來各位

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慢慢地來絕對不會有問題

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又讚又安全

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所有人都喜歡嬰兒學步

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我們都必須得像嬰兒一樣慢慢來

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(嬰兒學步中...)

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喔~看呀

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喔~看看這個 我們又回到這了~(哀怨)

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哈 哈 哈 哈 哈థ౪థ

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(需要更多空氣)

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橘子君(´◓Д◔`)

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很高興認識你呦~~~

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給我滾

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喔 天呀

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我剛剛幹什麼了?

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莎喲娜拉(o´・ω・`)σ)Д`)

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(*橘子君:_(┐ ◟;ﾟдﾟ)ノ*)

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好der...

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好yo...

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來吧

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來吧

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甘丹啦

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(*推*)

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你在幹三x朋友咧!!!!!!

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喔嗚~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Σ(lliдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

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搞毛?!

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｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ´Д`)ﾉﾟ｡・゜・(PД`q｡)・゜・

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什...麼....

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所有的路

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所有的去向

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原來都是通往最初的起點啊蛤??(◓Д◒)

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這棵樹能去屎嗎?

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像...又怎麼了?

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(*呃啊*)

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隨便啦

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你知道嗎?

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誰管你

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沁菜啦

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別管我

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好嗎?

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隨便啦

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隨便

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我看起來像有在在意嗎?

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我根本他媽的沒在管

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聽著 我才剛從這地圖的最頂端掉到最底端

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別放這種音樂

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可以嗎?

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可以播點聯合公園或伊凡賽斯

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我需要來點真實搖滾精神的狗屁東西

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喔 你瞧瞧

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你覺得我很在意?

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這遊戲超~簡單

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我是故意掉下去的

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我渴望挑戰

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你覺得我

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他媽的在乎嗎?(╬ﾟдﾟ)

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你這麼想嗎?!

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喔天啊 喔天啊

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不是吧...不

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別再掉下去啦!你這笨蛋!

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(廣告後，馬上回來XD)

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喔 看看 我們又回到這充滿他媽的燈的地方了

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就像這鑽子一點也不煩人一樣

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他媽的必須擠壓你的gg才能通過

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你看 我正在弄壞這天殺的錘子

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你能

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他媽的

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滾開嗎?!

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(廣告後，馬上回來XD)

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我點了500次的原因

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是因為我調了DPI

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在他媽的鼠標上

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因為我一直卡在這些他媽的地方

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所以我必須

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多譙一點你這他媽的遊戲 少講一點我 可以接受嗎?

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它根本他媽的...

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行不通啊 老兄

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我恨這鑽頭

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它真的很g8

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它真的很g8

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如果你通過了 就真的只是純粹僥倖而已

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我沒辦法轉我的鼠轉的那麼快啦...

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(*這個跳躍花了多於30分鐘才完成*)

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(*第1次*)

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(*第2次*)

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(*第3次*)滾開 老兄

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(*第4次*)

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(*第5次*)

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(*第6次*)

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我們走吧

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我們走吧

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終於 阿彌陀佛啊

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ok

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喔 看啊

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我們又回到這了各位

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喔~~~~~~~~~~~

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這不是挺不錯的嗎?

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在這遊戲中我最喜歡的一點

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大爺回來了

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大爺回來了

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大爺回來了 寶貝

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♪我來了♪

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♪我想讓全世界知道♪

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我回來了

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喔 看看呀

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看看誰~回來了呀 大家

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是我!!

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噗弟派

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你覺得我會放棄

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對不對?

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永不放棄!!!!!!

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(*每當我在攀爬的時候,總是有一隻叫做自我的狗跟著我*)

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不好意思

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我以為我已經讓你靜音了

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配音音量:0

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我才不需要那些尼采的廢話

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就是這樣

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喔 看看誰回來啊 寶貝

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我回來了!

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且我為嗜血而歸

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我為嗜血而歸(氣音)

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啵啦

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不 不不不

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呼

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天公伯啊

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你有什麼毛病啊

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如果你的屌沒他媽的那麼硬的話

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這也不會這麼難過
(我已經不知道pewds在講什麼了)

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老天爺啊...

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喔 我成功了

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好der

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我猜 這也可行

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我剛剛都他媽的幹了什麼?

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我來囉~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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我回來囉~寶貝~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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你以為我會離開

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對不對?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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蛤?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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蛤?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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你以為我會離開

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對不對?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

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離開是屬於輸家的

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你覺得...

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我看起來像...

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欸 欸 欸 欸 欸

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放輕鬆

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放輕鬆

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看看~誰~回來~了啊~寶~貝~

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喔~~~~~

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看看誰回來了啊 橘子君(´◓Д◔`)

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看看~誰~回來~了啊~寶~貝~

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簡單啦!!

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那真的很簡單!!

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天公伯啊

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我要爬這座山

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非常感謝你呦!

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很好

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我們很酷

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現在 別推我下去

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就像上次你對我的那樣 拜託?

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好嗎?好嗎?

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好der 好der 好der 好der

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我只是想找到那天殺的完美角度

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我不知道我上次是怎麼掉下去的

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像是那部份還挺簡單的

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這就是開始變難的時候了

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超簡單!!!!

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超級簡單的啦!!!!(´◓Д◔`)

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ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ )ლ

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不

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撐...

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撐住

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撐住呀各位

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ok ok ok

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很好~

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很好兒~

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沒事呀各位 我們安然無恙

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ok~哈~巴~(´◓Д◔`)d

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啊~~~

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好

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yee~~~(ಠ益ಠ)

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呃啊

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簡單

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別

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別

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乾

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老實說

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我很好

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我做的很棒

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我做的很棒(*自我催眠中*)

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喔喔 那很棒

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不*n

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那正是我想要的啊

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喔~不不

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繼續掉啊 繼續掉啊

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喔不 那真是太美好了(´∀`)

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(*拍手*)

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(*拍手*)喔~

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(*拍手*)喔~你瞧瞧呢(´∀`)

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喔 你看看呀...(´∀`)

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你真是...我的天啊

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喔 你看看呀...(´∀`)

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喔嗚~~~~~~~~

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斯~踏普!!!

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喔 我現在又得再過一次燈這一關?!

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我恨他媽的燈(╬☉д⊙)

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喔~好der

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(´◓ｑ◔｀)

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這一點也不好笑ಠ_ಠ