WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.280 ma name jeff 00:00:02.280 --> 00:00:02.780 Ainsley! 00:00:02.780 --> 00:00:04.460 Give me a video idea! 00:00:04.800 --> 00:00:10.760 Why don't you just make the same video you did a few years ago in short people are too dumb to realize 00:00:10.760 --> 00:00:15.760 You already made this video, this way you can make videos forever and you can become unstoppable. 00:00:16.540 --> 00:00:17.780 Ainsley - This is a demo... 00:00:18.540 --> 00:00:20.900 *happy* Hey guys, today we're gonna- I'm gonna Google Myself. 00:00:21.260 --> 00:00:22.060 I've never done this before 00:00:22.360 --> 00:00:23.540 I'm pretty excited! 00:00:23.860 --> 00:00:25.460 Have you guys ever Googled yourself? 00:00:25.700 --> 00:00:27.420 Huh that's cute, you're not famous. 00:00:27.860 --> 00:00:32.520 Well, if you happen to be a youtuber, or any former- former public person 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:35.800 Googling yourself is kinda like masturbating 00:00:36.120 --> 00:00:38.260 Wi- With razor blades glued to your hands. 00:00:38.260 --> 00:00:43.160 Ehh- You know, you think it's gonna be nice, but really it's just gonna be uh- bunch of shit. 00:00:43.160 --> 00:00:45.500 Is that a good method for ya- Oh ya that's a good methaphor 00:00:45.500 --> 00:00:48.660 Today, I am going to Google Myself, I've never done this before 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:51.660 So you know, it should be pretty interesting, also I'm doing a poll. 00:00:51.660 --> 00:00:55.860 If you can answer me what you favorite day of the month is. 00:00:56.040 --> 00:00:56.700 Let's go! 00:00:56.700 --> 00:01:01.240 *typing* Pewdiepie... *suddenly quiet* 00:01:01.420 --> 00:01:02.180 *continue typing* is ... 00:01:02.360 --> 00:01:03.420 a child. 00:01:04.420 --> 00:01:06.780 *and then pewds realizes* 00:01:06.900 --> 00:01:09.860 *dramatic music und background* 00:01:09.860 --> 00:01:14.960 *autistic screeching* 00:01:14.960 --> 00:01:19.340 Oooohh, that's why, *reads* "Pewdiepie is a child rapist" *OH NO!!* 00:01:19.340 --> 00:01:20.700 Great, gr8. 00:01:20.800 --> 00:01:22.140 That's what shows up. 00:01:22.140 --> 00:01:23.740 This is what's shows up. 00:01:24.160 --> 00:01:28.000 Can you imagine somewhat's parents dunno wtf I am, and then like: 00:01:28.260 --> 00:01:29.280 "Who is Pewdiepie?" 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:31.060 "Pewdiepie is a oh- a child!" 00:01:31.340 --> 00:01:32.300 "...rapist." 00:01:32.660 --> 00:01:50.220 *3pac song plays* 00:01:50.520 --> 00:01:52.960 There was this news about 3pac dying *really?* 00:01:52.980 --> 00:01:54.760 I'm not sure it's true or not. 00:01:54.760 --> 00:02:00.580 *reads* "3pac died when he was taken off life support after he stopped breathing during water polo practice" 00:02:00.720 --> 00:02:02.160 Is that- is that true? 00:02:02.160 --> 00:02:04.560 I don't- I mean it's really sad if it's true. 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:07.300 It would have been somekind of "Top 5 death list" you know, like 00:02:07.520 --> 00:02:08.720 Top 5... 00:02:08.900 --> 00:02:10.140 ...uhh... 00:02:10.180 --> 00:02:11.620 saddest anime deaths... 00:02:11.780 --> 00:02:15.500 or Top 5 saddest moments of 2016, you know. 00:02:15.760 --> 00:02:16.960 What the f- , I don- 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:20.060 I'm really confused by the whole thing, cuz the Top 5 videos are not covering it. 00:02:20.140 --> 00:02:20.640 *continue typing and reading* 00:02:20.640 --> 00:02:21.800 "Pewdiepie is dead" 00:02:21.920 --> 00:02:22.800 Of course... 00:02:23.060 --> 00:02:24.640 Oh uh, with PROOF!! 00:02:24.880 --> 00:02:26.100 Alright, that's interesting. 00:02:26.100 --> 00:02:33.660 *music and video plays* 00:02:34.040 --> 00:02:36.260 *EARRAPE* 00:02:36.260 --> 00:02:38.700 Yeah, that's pretty much settles the deal. 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.460 *rock music* 00:02:41.480 --> 00:02:44.380 *laughs* 00:02:46.180 --> 00:02:47.000 18! 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:48.820 Pewdiepie is the kazoo kid. 00:02:48.820 --> 00:02:50.840 You know- What the fuck is this?! 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:54.260 The dumbest youtuber? No! 00:02:54.480 --> 00:02:57.960 How dare you? I have an IQ of at least a couple. 00:02:57.960 --> 00:02:59.680 Oh because of this fucking video. 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:01.460 Thanks Sorsha. Appreciate ya. 00:03:01.460 --> 00:03:03.640 Jesus fucking Christ 00:03:03.960 --> 00:03:06.980 Pewdiepie is the best youtuber. 00:03:06.980 --> 00:03:09.080 Well you've heard it here first folks. 00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:11.260 Thanks everybody. Appreciate ya. 00:03:11.260 --> 00:03:14.280 10 reasons why Pewdiepie is the most subscribed youtube channel. 00:03:14.380 --> 00:03:16.540 Because of this amazing fan art. 00:03:16.740 --> 00:03:18.780 Pewdiepie age. 27. 00:03:18.940 --> 00:03:20.740 You won that round Google 00:03:20.900 --> 00:03:21.980 God dammit. 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:24.260 27. I'm getting too old for this. 00:03:24.260 --> 00:03:28.740 Can someone like younger and more attractive and actually funny please take over 00:03:28.740 --> 00:03:31.080 Cuz, I'm getting a little- I'm getting tired. 00:03:31.220 --> 00:03:34.460 Ryan from Kid's Toy Reviews? Please. Come on. 00:03:34.620 --> 00:03:36.940 You need to grow up faster alright? 00:03:36.940 --> 00:03:40.440 Soon you're not going to be cute and adorable any more and you're gonna look like this 00:03:40.440 --> 00:03:44.440 and you're gonna have to take over- gonna have to fill in for me alright? 00:03:44.440 --> 00:03:47.760 I mean come one. They're the biggest youtube channel. 00:03:47.920 --> 00:03:48.880 Clearly. 00:03:48.880 --> 00:03:51.100 If anything they've already taken over. 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:53.180 I mean, ask anyone 00:03:53.300 --> 00:03:55.540 Hey, who's the biggest youtuber? 00:03:55.660 --> 00:03:56.680 Ahh! 00:03:57.140 --> 00:04:02.160 That's P- P- P... Ryan's Toy Reviews! That's it! 00:04:02.500 --> 00:04:04.440 Who's the biggest youtuber 00:04:04.440 --> 00:04:08.760 This is really weird to me because clearly it should be saying 'Ryan's Toy Review' 00:04:08.760 --> 00:04:13.240 I don't understand why it came up like 'this is the answer' result 00:04:13.900 --> 00:04:17.100 I'm gonna have to report this and send feedback. 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:22.440 'The biggest youtuber is Ryan Toy Reviews' 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:25.320 'L-O-L' 00:04:26.260 --> 00:04:28.720 'errybody kniows dat' 00:04:28.820 --> 00:04:30.980 Everyone- everyone knows that! 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:32.360 His net worth? 00:04:32.420 --> 00:04:33.440 4 million. 00:04:42.340 --> 00:04:43.260 *sighs* 00:04:43.620 --> 00:04:44.500 That's cute. 00:04:44.740 --> 00:04:46.580 2017. 'Worth right now'. Ok 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:48.000 What is this? 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:50.620 Alright, alright, alright, what is the verdict? 00:04:51.060 --> 00:04:52.160 61! 00:04:52.980 --> 00:04:53.480 OH! 00:04:53.940 --> 00:04:59.840 *sings Naruto theme song n° 2* 00:05:00.460 --> 00:05:02.860 I don't have that much money! 00:05:02.860 --> 00:05:05.860 I wish though. That would be great. Honestly. 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:08.500 That would be great. That would be nice. 00:05:08.500 --> 00:05:11.080 How do they come up with these numbers? I'm really curious. 00:05:11.080 --> 00:05:14.400 Is that how much I should be making? Am I doing something wrong here? 00:05:14.660 --> 00:05:17.620 Are you guys not clicking on the ads? Like wh- 00:05:18.020 --> 00:05:19.860 What's happening alright? 00:05:19.860 --> 00:05:23.660 Are we going to have to have a talk? Do I need to put more fucking mid-rolls? 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:24.920 What the fuck 00:05:25.300 --> 00:05:28.800 Because he's Swedish and in a 56% tax bracket... 00:05:29.140 --> 00:05:32.360 *sad piano music* 00:05:32.360 --> 00:05:33.980 Thanks for bringing that up. 00:05:35.860 --> 00:05:37.380 Thanks for *blubbers* 00:05:37.580 --> 00:05:39.740 You didn't have to mention that! 00:05:40.200 --> 00:05:42.040 You didn't have to say that. 00:05:42.760 --> 00:05:46.200 I actually have a limited company so it's 21% taxes. 00:05:46.200 --> 00:05:51.120 What you think I'm not driving a fucking lambo? Think I'm gonna pay 56% taxes? 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:54.040 People think 'Oh he's so humble and modest.' No! 00:05:54.300 --> 00:05:55.720 No no no no no no no! 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:58.160 I just don't want to pay 56% taxes! 00:05:58.160 --> 00:05:59.720 Could be even more! Fuck that! 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:01.420 You've got to be fucking stupid 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:04.880 I'll drive a fucking Nissan any day! 00:06:04.880 --> 00:06:07.440 As long as I don't pay fucking that shit 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:10.200 I'll take my 21% thank you very much! 00:06:10.460 --> 00:06:12.040 Pewdiepie ISIS. 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:14.920 Oh yeah I forgot about this. This is actually news. 00:06:15.500 --> 00:06:17.020 This is actually news. 00:06:18.140 --> 00:06:19.900 They posted this picture. 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:23.820 A news article posted this picture. 00:06:23.820 --> 00:06:27.320 Oh yeah, that was the news. I was suspended from twitter. 00:06:27.320 --> 00:06:29.560 I got suspended because they thought I was being hacked 00:06:29.560 --> 00:06:31.860 Because I was acting like a fucking moron. 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:33.960 'Pewdiepie is hot' 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:37.600 What the fuck is this? 00:06:37.940 --> 00:06:42.060 'My name is BG Kumbi and I am making this video' 00:06:42.600 --> 00:06:46.440 'beacuse I am sick and tired of getting negative comments' 00:06:46.860 --> 00:06:50.020 'from the Bro Army on my Pewdiepie video.' 00:06:50.020 --> 00:06:52.540 You deserve all those negative comments 00:06:52.740 --> 00:06:54.420 You albino looking shit. 00:06:54.420 --> 00:06:58.820 'Do you people realise that what you're doing is considered cybernetic bullying?' 00:06:58.960 --> 00:06:59.920 *laughs* 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:04.140 If you're so scared of cybernetic bullying, why don't you just close your eyes? 00:07:04.540 --> 00:07:05.860 Why don't you just look away! 00:07:06.080 --> 00:07:09.160 'I just want to say, the Bro Army' 00:07:09.940 --> 00:07:12.100 'is full of a bunch of children.' 00:07:12.640 --> 00:07:14.220 Who the fuck does this guys think he is? 00:07:14.220 --> 00:07:17.700 'I'm more muscular than Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie is a lightweight' 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:26.560 What the fuck? 00:07:30.260 --> 00:07:31.460 'Y'all see this?' 00:07:32.400 --> 00:07:32.900 Yeah. 00:07:32.900 --> 00:07:36.180 'This is what happens when you dedicate yourself to training.' 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:38.360 'All day every day.' 00:07:38.840 --> 00:07:41.040 It's what happens when your nipples are too far apart. 00:07:43.140 --> 00:07:43.640 OH! 00:07:44.300 --> 00:07:48.420 'Instead of sitting in your room, yelling and screaming at video games.' 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:51.240 'Like a selfish little spoilt child.' 00:07:51.780 --> 00:07:52.740 Oh really? OH! 00:07:53.100 --> 00:07:55.260 'Which is what Pewdiepie does.' Oh do you think that's what I do?! 00:07:55.980 --> 00:07:57.900 You think that's what I- 'The best part is, er' 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:03.080 'I bet Pewdiepie's watching this video right now and he's feeling a little jealous.' 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:04.300 No! 00:08:05.140 --> 00:08:08.020 I am not jealous! Of this man 00:08:09.420 --> 00:08:11.260 His triceps do look very nice though. 00:08:11.520 --> 00:08:15.120 'Because he knows that I'm more of a real man than him.' 00:08:15.440 --> 00:08:20.580 *sad piano music* 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:23.840 That's not true. Do not listen to this man. 00:08:23.840 --> 00:08:25.440 'I got bigger muscles.' 00:08:25.560 --> 00:08:26.440 *rock music* 00:08:26.440 --> 00:08:27.160 Oh really? 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:28.960 Oh really? 00:08:29.960 --> 00:08:33.320 I challenge you BG Kumbi. For a fight! 00:08:33.700 --> 00:08:38.880 Look at this VEGETARIAN BODY!!! 00:08:38.880 --> 00:08:40.380 'I bet he doesn't even lift.' 00:08:41.040 --> 00:08:43.120 Bro I lift- I lift your mom's ass 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:46.480 I love this one. 'Top 10 Secret Youtuber Talents!' 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:49.860 Pewdiepie. What the fuck is my secret youtube talent? 00:08:50.100 --> 00:08:52.540 What the fuck is it? Cuz, I don't have a secret- 00:08:53.060 --> 00:08:54.340 I don't have a secret talent. 00:08:54.900 --> 00:08:56.480 "I can't wiggle my ears, can you?" 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:57.200 "I can." 00:08:57.200 --> 00:08:57.700 "Can you?" 00:08:57.700 --> 00:08:59.700 "Yeah, I can't see it though" 00:08:59.700 --> 00:09:00.780 *wiggle ears* 00:09:00.780 --> 00:09:04.400 "I want to be able to try it, goin' to be excited eh, wiggling yer ears" 00:09:04.820 --> 00:09:06.320 "How do you do that?" 00:09:06.520 --> 00:09:07.180 *clicks out video* 00:09:07.180 --> 00:09:09.180 So, Alfie doesn't have any talent, huh? 00:09:09.180 --> 00:09:09.920 *gun cock* 00:09:09.920 --> 00:09:10.700 *music* 00:09:10.700 --> 00:09:13.600 *video* "Pewdiepie is surprisingly good at beatboxing" 00:09:13.600 --> 00:09:16.340 *Pewds beatboxing* 00:09:16.340 --> 00:09:16.840 *video pauses* 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:20.460 Literally, had no idea how to make an intro, so I just make some fuckin' noises with my mouth 00:09:20.460 --> 00:09:22.220 That's not a secret talent. 00:09:22.220 --> 00:09:23.860 Ehh-uhh, I have my tongue, I have a long tongue. 00:09:23.860 --> 00:09:27.040 *Pewds lick his nose* 00:09:27.040 --> 00:09:28.380 Alright, it freaks people out. 00:09:28.380 --> 00:09:29.480 *reads* "Phone number" 00:09:29.480 --> 00:09:30.980 Really? You fuckin' wei- 00:09:30.980 --> 00:09:32.300 You guys are fuckin' weird! 00:09:32.540 --> 00:09:34.120 *reads* "What is the meaning of Pewdiepie?" 00:09:34.400 --> 00:09:36.560 Such a question that I always get. 00:09:36.900 --> 00:09:38.520 And the answer always so shit. 00:09:38.520 --> 00:09:41.220 Ask anyone what their fucking username means. 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:43.120 It's just like "Ah, it sounded good" 00:09:43.580 --> 00:09:44.780 "I guess that's why I picked it" 00:09:44.780 --> 00:09:46.160 Thanks for watching this video. 00:09:46.160 --> 00:09:47.640 Ah, why did I do that? (dunno) 00:09:48.180 --> 00:09:49.280 If you enjoyed it, 00:09:49.280 --> 00:09:52.040 Check out another one I think you'll enjoy more videos. 00:09:52.040 --> 00:09:53.620 Don't you like videos? (yes i do) 00:09:54.540 --> 00:09:55.040 Watch this one! 00:09:55.480 --> 00:09:57.180 It's the same video as this one, 00:09:57.180 --> 00:09:59.000 ◔ ⌣ ◔ 00:09:59.000 --> 00:09:59.680 Watch it again!