Ohh shit! I'm out in the slums again guys
God dammit, at least I have my fidget finger
Fuck you Buzzfeed. Fuck You.
I quit my job at BuzzFeed by the way,
Did not get fired
I quit. Me and Dave were supposed to
quit together, but that motherfucker
pussied out on me
god dammit Dave! Well, at least I have my
underwater rats, at least I have those
Hello darkness my old fr- Anyway, I'm gonna have
to find a new job guys. Luckily there's a wide
market out there, I don't need you Buzzfeed
They didn't even use my correct
pro--pronoun anonymous dragon skater 1969
X X X Y X X X. You know what, I bet they
fired me because I was white. [AIR HORN BLAZES] There's one
company I always wanted to work at
Nintendo
Let's see what it's like to work at
Nintendo everyone. [8-bit music plays] - You work hard!
- I do. I do. - You do a good job, you're nice to your
customers.. - err yes - Why then must you suffer the
headache of returns? THOSE FUCKING
RETURNS! I SWEAR TO GOD IF DAVE RETURNS
DR. MARIO AGAIN.. I thought it was the
real Super Mario and I got this Tetris
piece of shit game. God dammit it.. that
actually happened to me, my dad bought me
Dr. Mario but I didn't have the heart to
tell him that he bought the wrong
Super Mario. Dad I'm sorry you bought
Dr. Mario, you didn't buy Super Mario but
in retrospect I actually enjoyed Dr.
Mario a lot more, even though in the
beginning I pretended that I liked
playing Dr. Mario. Just because it was
such a nice gift that you gave me, even
though probably mom forced you to buy it for me...
Exsqueeze me, I'd like to return dis
Mega Drive, uh, who do I talk to about that?
Tell you what, you need to fuck off and
go to the electronics area
and they'd be happy to help you. - Uh gosh.. - Tell you why you
need to return this? Just go to go to the
guy in the back. He'll help you. I love
how they make it, they openly admit that
they're making it as hard as possible to
return your fucking game. - Hi there, please go away.
'Customer service'
sent me over to talk to you..
And give this to you, if you take a look.. What the fuck
did he do with that Nintendo. Go
through the apocalypse? Jesus Christ man *He shit on it*
As a matter of fact, it was
working and now it's not working and so
I'd appreciate if you know take a
look at it. I like to get an exchange for
it. - Exchange? Well do you have..
well I better take a look at it. right
thank you, Do you
know what's on here? No no I mean the
kids couldn't have done anything. I mean
they're good kids. Sometimes they'll put a
drink or something on there. - Who puts a
soft drink in their Nintendo? You best be
crazy dog. No no no it's not a soda pop
don't know. It's not soda pop
I'm glad we got that out of the way. IT'S NOT
SODA POP GUYS. - It was fine
I'd appreciate if I had an exchange on it
That's cum! That's cum
on Nintendo. What kind of games did you
play back there? Are they playing
Custer's revenge, the kids? Jesus Christ
And how about the customer who tries to
bully you into taking back something you
know isn't broken. These guys are a real
problem
You people amaze me, you really amaze me
Your quality control people, they just
have bats in the belfry. About this game,
yesterday took it home. Nothing,
absolutely nothing, no picture. I'm pretty
sure it's the EEPROM So if you just want
to take a look at that, I'd fix it myself
but I don't really have the tools *no shit* so
I'll take my money back. I'm sorry you
had a problem, got the music. Aha. Here
we go. I think this is probably the problem,
yeah just needed to turn up the contrast
of it.
- how's that look? -oh WOW THAT LOOKS
AMAAAAZING!!
Whoa!! He just needed to turn up the
contrast a bit. What a fucking moron.
He didn't know the old contrast bit. - Of
course the contrast I think that was
probably my kid *he has no kids*.. didn't. I'll take
it! - The controller doesn't work. Oh!
- There's a picture but there's no
action. Possibly I didn't read the
instructions right, I'll just take a look here
see how it works..
I didn't want to have to bring it in, but
I just couldn't get it to work. There you
go working now.. - Did you try PLUGGING IT IN
you dumb BITCH. God damn I hate this
-- I would hate this job. Thank you
so much.. - Oh thank you so much I
didn't think about plugging it in, thank
youuuuuuuu.
Tell me when you plugged it in, did you put
it into.. - Hey tell you what, when you
plugged it in, did you plug it up your ass
Is that what you did because you're
a fucking idiot
Port number one or port number two? I
put it in port number 2 - oh my god
god bless they didn't see anything wrong
with that question. His Nintendo..
So tell me lady, which port did you
put it in? Er.. was it number one or
number two? - Well, plug it into number one
If we put it as a number two it
won't work. -You heard it here first folks.
Nintendo said it themselves, if you put it
at number two it won't work. God bless
you Nintendo, you're a great-- great
family-friendly company. I really
appreciate your family friendliness here *AIRHORNS*
Makes me really good that you.. you know maybe I
can't work at Nintendo after all, they
don't appreciate number two. I'm a little
disgusted by this - In many cases the
customer simply failed to follow the
simple directions package with their
product *Simple? They were crap guides* Most of the times people are
just fucking idiots. The training kit is
there to help you. When you have or are
given some spare time, review it
There's no telling what you might pick up which
will help you during the next occasion
you have to deal with a customer return
and the intended customer return.
Customer returns sounds too scary for me. What other jobs do we
have? - *Shit piano music* And now displays with Jake
Hi I'm Jake! - Oh god Jake please. - There you
are! Sometimes you want to change the
volume on this as well and we have
to run around to the side here. The side
panel will open up if you take the same
key and open the lock on the back of the
display. Open up that lock, open the side
panel. If you look right down here you'll
see a little blue block with little
teeny tiny switches on it.
right above that is a little thing that looks like a
screw head. - Okay. Take the screwdriver you
got in your kit. - yep - and turn that little
screw head one way or the other to
adjust the volume.
- That's just to adjust the volume??
How high do you like the
volume? Say that again please
really HIGH - REALLY HIGH
good good to know thank you be sure to okay all right then
put in your screwdriver and you know me
I like it up REAAAL loud! Hi again - REAAAL Loud! hi again!!
Take a tube and turn the volume up or
down as you see fit
now you know me, I like the volume up
- really HIGH! - Jesus Christ he scares the
shit out of me. I can't imagine working
with him, I'll take any other job. Mix, cold, are you ready? Here we
go. *FUCK TRANSLATING THE SHIT RAP*
*PEWDS IS DELIGHTED BY THIS SONG. CAN'T YOU TELL?*
Ooooh. Don't forget to smile while serving cold drinks. AAAAAH..
You know on second thought, maybe not. Maybe
not work at Wendy's. May be not!
That was the worst fucking shit - I don't
want my customers to have problems
because I didn't do my job right
Thank you ma'am have a nice day and come back
back. -Thank you. Oh god. - I love to see customers
happy. - URGHHH what is it ? they programmed robots?
Don't say the same thing over and over
again like a broken record. Hi welcome to
Hardy's. Hi welcome to Hardy's. Hi welcome
to Hardys. *repeats again*
*PEWDS TRIGGERED*
Hell ya! Hardy's is hard man! Hell yeah man! Five-star service!!
Hello and welcome, today we'll explore the
meaning of five-star service and how we
can provide it to.. - Right okay.
We make eye contact, smile and offer a
simple greeting or a friendly wave. - Jesus
Christ, working service in America must
be a fucking nightmare. Jesus Christ how
do you not kill yourself. My god. Oh jesus
lord it must be so soul-crushing to have
that job. My god! That's why they're
always so fake in America and I'm like
'Why is everyone so nice to me??' Is it because
I'm Poodewpie? That must be it!
That's good chicken! -Thanks! This is the hook.
Hell yeah that's a nice hook man. Oh okay
*Epic music*! Incredible! I will work at KFC everybody
Guys I hope you enjoyed this *and these subtitles!* I'm so excited to be working at KFC
from now on! BAM! I'm at KFC everyone, frying
your chicken wing boi! Did you ever meet
me there? Ask for the hook and
I'll hook you up buddy
but remember you got to smash that like
button for a chance that I can win an
Amazon gift card *That's not how it works* so please smash that
like button and I'll see you bros in the
next video,
frying them chicken wing! Stay awesome bros!
hi welcome to Hardee's
hi welcome to Hardees,
Hi welcome to Hardees *RIP Headphones users*