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oh shit I'm out in the slums again guys

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god dammit at least I have my fidget

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finger fuck you buzzfeed fuck you I

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quit my job at BuzzFeed by the way did

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not get fired

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I quit me and Dave we're supposed to

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quit together but that motherfucker

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pussied out on me

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god dammit Dave well at least I have my

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underwater right

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Hello darkeness my old friend

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anyway i have to find a new job guys luckily there's a wide

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market out there I don't need you buzzfeed

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they didn't even use my correct

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program pronoun I'm a dragon skater 1969

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X X X Y X X X you know what I bet they

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fired me because I was white there's one

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company I always wanted to work at

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Nintendo

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let's see what it's like to work at

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Nintendo everyone you work hard

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I do good job I do nice to your

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customers yeah then must you suffer the

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headache of returns those fucking

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returns I swear to God if dave returns

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dr. Mario again I thought it was the

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real Super Mario and I got this Tetris

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piece of shit game god dammit that

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actually happened to me my dad bought me

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dr. Mario but I didn't have the heart to

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tell him that and he bought the wrong

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Super Mario dad I'm sorry but you bought

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dr. Mario you didn't buy Super Mario but

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in retrospect I actually enjoyed dr.

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Mario a lot more even though I in the

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beginning I pretended that I liked

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playing dr. Mario just because it was

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such a nice gift that you gave me even

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though probably mom forced you to buy it for me...

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Excuse me, I'd like to return this

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Nintendo, uh, who do I talk to about that?

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Tell you what, you'll need to go

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right back here to the electronics area

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and they'd be happy to help you. [Uh gosh] to tell you why you

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need to return this just go to go to the

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guy in the back he'll help you I love

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how they make it they openly admit that

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they're making it as hard as possible to

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return your fucking game mother I'm

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going to do for you a customer service

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at meal for once you can give this to

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you if you take a look at it the fuck

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did he do without any Nintendo go

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through the apocalypse Jesus Christ

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imagine as a matter of that it was

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working and now it's not working as so

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I'd appreciate if you you know take a

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look at it I like to get an exchange for

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it if I could I say well do you have

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well because I better take a look right

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here yeah that's right thank you do you

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know what's on here no no I mean the

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kids kind of done anything I mean

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they're good kids on soap with soft

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drink or something all there it puts a

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soft drink in there Nintendo you best be

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crazy dog no no no it's a soda pop I

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don't know it's not soda pop

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glad we got that out of the way it's not

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soda pop guys it was fine for just I'd

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appreciate if I had an exchange on it

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That's cum! That's cum

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Nintendo what what kind of games did you

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play back there are they playing

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Custer's revenge the kids Jesus Christ

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and how about the customer who tries to

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bully you into taking back something you

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know isn't broken these guys are a real

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problem

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you people amaze me you really amaze me

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your quality control people they just

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have bats in the belfry about this game

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boy yep Jay took at home nothing

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absolutely nothing no picture I'm pretty

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sure it's the EEPROM so if you just want

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to take a look at that I fix it myself

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but I don't really have the tools so

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I'll take my money back I'm sorry you

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had a problem caught the music huh here

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we go I think this thought is a problem

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yeah just needed to turn up the contrast

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of it

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how's that look oh wow that looks

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amazing

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whoa he just needed to turn up the

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contrast a bit what a fucking moron and

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they didn't know the old contrast bit of

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course the contrast I think that was

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probably my like my kid didn't I'll take

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it the controller doesn't work oh I

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can't there's a picture but there's no

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action possibly I didn't read the

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instructions right I take a look here

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see how it work

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I didn't want to have to bring it in but

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I just couldn't get it to work there you

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go working up did you try before get it

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in you dumb bitch god damn I hate this

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guy hate I would hate this job thank you

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so much John oh thank you so much I

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didn't think about plugging it in thank

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you

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tell me when you plugged it into you put

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it into hey tell you why when you

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plugged it in did you plug it up your

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ass is that what you did because you're

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a fuckin idiot

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port number one or port number two I

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plated whatever - oh my god

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god bless they didn't see anything wrong

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with that question his Nintendo so tell

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you later where did you which port did

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you put it in there was it number one or

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number two well plug it into number one

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so we could put it as a number two it

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won't work you heard it here first folks

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Nintendo said it themself if you put it

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at number two it won't work god bless

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you Nintendo you're a great great

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family-friendly company I really

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appreciate your family friendliness here

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really good that you you know maybe I

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can't walk at Nintendo after all they

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don't appreciate number two a little

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disgusted by this in many cases the

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customers simply failed to follow the

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simple directions package with their

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product most of the times people are

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just fucking idiots the training kit is

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there to help you when you have or are

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given some spare time review it there's

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no telling what you might pick up it

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will help you during the next occasion

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you have to deal with a customer return

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a nintendo customer return sounds

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ttoo scary for me what other jobs do we

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have and now displays with Jake

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hi I'm Jay oh god Jake please there you

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are sometimes you want to change the

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volume on this as well and that we have

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to run around to the side here the side

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panel will open up if you take the same

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key and open the lock on the back of the

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display open up that lock open the side

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panel if you look right down here you'll

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see a little blue block with little

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teeny tiny switches on it right above

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that is little thing that looks like a

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screw head okay take the screwdriver you

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got in your kit yep and turn that little

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screw head one way or the other to

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adjust the volume

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that's me one just if I like the volume

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up really I how high do you like the

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volume say that again please

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really I really I okay all right then

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good good to know thank you be sure to

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put in your screwdriver and you know me

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I like it up real loud hi again hi again

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take a tube and turn the volume up or

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down as you see fit

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now you know me I like the volume up

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really ah Jesus Christ he scares the

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shit out of me I can't imagine working

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with him I'll take any other job here we

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go I still made water coke see it's up

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to you it's up to me cold drink come in

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four cups gonna know the size before you

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visit biggest small kids meal keep it

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straight this is a good deal you do to

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fill with ice never use the cart a quiet

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life altering story is pathways no

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matter the size that's what I say you

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know on second thought maybe not maybe

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not work at Wendy's man never not God

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that was the worst fucking shit I don't

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want my customers to have problems

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because I didn't do my job right

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thank you ma'am have a nice day and come

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back Oh John I love to see customers

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passes already program robots

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don't say the same thing over and over

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again like a broken record hi welcome to

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Hardee's hi welcome to Hardy hi welcome

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to Hardy hi welcome to heart hi welcome

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to heart

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hi Eddie hi Marty hi welcome to horror

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hi hi welcome hi welcome to home parties

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hardman damage five-star service hello

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and welcome today we'll explore the

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meaning of five-star service and how we

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can provide it to every guy on care we

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make eye contact smile and offer a

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simple greeting or a friendly wave Jesus

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Christ working service in America must

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be a fucking nightmare Jesus Christ how

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do you not kill yourself my god oh jesus

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lord I must be so soul-crushing to have

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that job my god that's why they're

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always so fake in America and I'm like

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why is everyone so nice to me is it because

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I'm Poodewpie ? how that must be it

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that's good chicken hey this is the hook

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hell yeah that's a nice hook man oh okay

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incredible I will work at KFC everybody

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'Cause they have the hook!

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Guys, I hope you enjoy this video. I'm so excited to be working at KFC

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from now on BAM I'm at KFC everyone

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frying your chicken wing, boy.  If you ever meet

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me there just ask for the hook and

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I'll hook you up buddy

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but remember you got to smash that like

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button for a chance that I can win an

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Amazon gift card so please slice that

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like one and I'll see you bro in the

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next video

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frying them chicken wing stay awesome bros

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hi welcome to Hardee's

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