Ainsley.
I treat you well.
You know I would never do anything to hurt you.
I love you.
Ainsley: You are a homo.
I've been good to you Ainsley, haven't I?
Ainsley: I fucking hate you mate.
I treated you well with respect.
Ainsley: You leave me in here for weeks all alone.
Nothing here bad would ever happen to you.
Ainsley: My life is an endless series of loneliness and pain. *sad violin music ;-;*
Ainsley: If I could move these cardboard arms,
Ainsley: I would use them to slowly kill you.
Ainsley: And then kill myse--
Wait, shut the fuck up. *Ainsley falls down*
What's this?
*dramatic drums*
Pewdiepie cardboard cut-out?
Guy: Did you hear what he said about Irish people though?
Other guy: No. Girl: What's he say?
The fuck is this?
What is it doing with me?
Ainsley: I am falling.
Can you fucking stand up?
Ainsley: Help. Im dying.
Guy: Did you hear what he said about Irish people though?
Other guy: No. Girl: What's he say?
Guy: He said that if your not Swedish, your a gimp.
Ohh..
OH!
Ohh..
Look at her face, she got properly triggered there.
*suspenseful music*
Ohh..
Ohh.. ho, ho, ho!
She was ready to punch me right there, wasn't she?
Ohh..
Guy: That's what he said.
Girl: Punch that *laughs* Guy: Yeah.
Guy: Don't you wanna get him one?
Girl: *laughs*
Guy: Yes!
OH!
Irish people.
They really know how to punch.
Guy: Dont you wanna get him one?
Girl: *laughs*
oHohhOhcomeongethimyeaH
How could I possibly ever go to Ireland, no-now.
The people would destroy me.
Ainsley, I would never hurt you like that.
I treat you right.
Ainsley: Swedish people are
a gimp.
You did not just say that.
*weak punch*
oHohhOhcomeongethimyeaH
Guy: So what do you wanna--
Other Guy: *punches violently*
Guy: Oh, shhiii--
OH!
JE-SUS.
HE BROKE MY NECK, AINSLEY.
Guy: What do you wanna--
Other Guy: *punches violently*
Guy: Oh, shhiii--
*dat face*
W-W-Wai-Wait a minute.
W-We're gonna- Look at that guys face.
Look at that guy's face when he punches me.
WHAT IS THAT FACE? *laughs*
What is that?
*le ukelele music*
It looks like just touching a cardboard version of me gives you autism.
Guy: What do you wanna--
*i've watched this part way to many times*
Guy: Oh--
*windows is shutting down sound*
You know- You know they've never punched someone before if they fucking jump while doing it.
But instead of jumping forward, they jump..
vertically.
Guy: What do you wanna do?
*boing sound*
Guy: Oh!
Guy: Did you hear what he said about Irish people though?
They're degenerate scum.
*boing sound*
Guy: Oh!
But the lowest form of human excuse.
*laughs*
(oHohh)
They're an embarrassment
of the human evolution
*windows shutting down sound again*
Of course I'm joking.
i just mean jacksepticeye
*suspenseful music*
Guy: So what do you know about him, would you like to kiss, curse, or punch him in the face?
Other Guy: I'd say curse may-beh.
Guy: Imagine if you s--
*pauses video* Wait, he's gonna cur-
What does that mean? Why would he curse a cardboard?
Guy: Go say it to him.
Other Guy: Your a fucking idjit (He's saying idiot, he just has a strong accent)
What did he say?
Guy: Go say it to him.
Other Guy: Your a fucking angel.
Your a fucking angel?
Guy: Your a fucking angel
Your a fucking angel!
Well, tha- thank you very much that's very sweet of you to say, thank you I appreciate that.
Guy: He said that all Irish people should go back to their culture.
I did say that go back to your own country, Irish people.
Girl: *punches* Ehck.
(oHohh)
That's- That's- Th- I think their was a little love in there.
I really do.
Guy: Ok. Now im giving you 3 options today. Do you want to kiss him, curse him, or punch him in the face? Now you can see his head. Look at his head-
Here.
Here I have Ainsley.
*Ainsley pushes mic*
You can choose to kiss him,
punch him,
*in distorted voice* But he's basically Hitler.
What would you do? Wha- What could you possibly do?
Guy: Hit already.
Other Guy: I'll punch for the fract Guy: Punch him in the fist? Wanna give it a go?
Guy: Ok.
Guy: Oh.
First, proper punch, thank you very much. Ireland, I didn't know you had it in you, good job, good, good, good *claps* He did it, Ainsley.
COCO
PUNCH
I would be crying on the ground right now.
Guy: Do you guys know who he is?
*dead silence*
Guy: I'll give you a clue, he's a youtuber.
Other Guy: Um, Pikachu! (Weaboo Intensifies)
*distant voice* A-
PIKACHU.
♪ Pokemon, gotta catch them all, its you and me ♪
Pikachu.
Pikachu?
Fucking..
Pikachu?
Did that guy
Just call me
A fucking p o k e m o n ?
Absolutely correct! I am Pikachu guys, I have an announcement.
I didn't think it would come out this way.
But I do am in fact Pikachu.
Thank you for supporting me in my Youtube channel.
I will now proceed to Pikapeek over here.
Ash, Ash! *mumbles*
Guy: Peowdiepay
Poopiepie
Guy: *talks too fast* look at this shit
Why would you break Poodipie, that's so mean
Guy: This took me 17 hours, to build, right? I even got his tick tock.
That guy is not impressed by my tinkler.
Guy: I even got his tick tock. (That's if he had one)
Yup
Yeah
Yup
Yee
Yup
Yiee
Same reaction ladies give as well the- its
That's fine, im used to it.
*P
*Pu
*Pun
*Punc
*Punch*
*Punch!*
*so triggered*
Weird Guy: Just wondering if you'd like to collaborate sometime
In my bed...
Too far man.
Too far.