WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:00.880 Ainsley. 00:00:02.360 --> 00:00:03.580 I treat you well. 00:00:04.340 --> 00:00:06.900 You know I would never do anything to hurt you. 00:00:07.680 --> 00:00:08.800 I love you. 00:00:09.060 --> 00:00:10.360 Ainsley: You are a homo. 00:00:10.360 --> 00:00:12.040 I've been good to you Ainsley, haven't I? 00:00:12.040 --> 00:00:13.780 Ainsley: I fucking hate you mate. 00:00:13.780 --> 00:00:15.780 I treated you well with respect. 00:00:15.780 --> 00:00:18.020 Ainsley: You leave me in here for weeks all alone. 00:00:18.020 --> 00:00:20.300 Nothing here bad would ever happen to you. 00:00:20.300 --> 00:00:23.520 Ainsley: My life is an endless series of loneliness and pain. *sad violin music ;-;* 00:00:23.520 --> 00:00:25.920 Ainsley: If I could move these cardboard arms, 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:28.120 Ainsley: I would use them to slowly kill you. 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:29.060 Ainsley: And then kill myse-- 00:00:29.060 --> 00:00:30.580 Wait, shut the fuck up. *Ainsley falls down* 00:00:31.060 --> 00:00:31.940 What's this? 00:00:31.940 --> 00:00:34.560 *dramatic drums* 00:00:34.560 --> 00:00:36.140 Pewdiepie cardboard cut-out? 00:00:36.140 --> 00:00:37.600 Guy: Did you hear what he said about Irish people though? 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:38.780 Other guy: No. Girl: What's he say? 00:00:38.800 --> 00:00:39.920 The fuck is this? 00:00:40.500 --> 00:00:41.940 What is it doing with me? 00:00:41.940 --> 00:00:42.820 Ainsley: I am falling. 00:00:42.860 --> 00:00:44.740 Can you fucking stand up? 00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:46.280 Ainsley: Help. Im dying. 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:47.840 Guy: Did you hear what he said about Irish people though? 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:49.180 Other guy: No. Girl: What's he say? 00:00:49.360 --> 00:00:52.240 Guy: He said that if your not Swedish, your a gimp. 00:00:52.340 --> 00:00:53.440 Ohh.. 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:53.940 OH! 00:00:54.100 --> 00:00:55.120 Ohh.. 00:00:55.120 --> 00:00:57.320 Look at her face, she got properly triggered there. 00:00:57.320 --> 00:00:58.380 *suspenseful music* 00:00:58.380 --> 00:00:59.420 Ohh.. 00:00:59.420 --> 00:01:01.080 Ohh.. ho, ho, ho! 00:01:02.020 --> 00:01:04.220 She was ready to punch me right there, wasn't she? 00:01:04.220 --> 00:01:04.720 Ohh.. 00:01:04.720 --> 00:01:05.300 Guy: That's what he said. 00:01:05.300 --> 00:01:06.560 Girl: Punch that *laughs* Guy: Yeah. 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:07.580 Guy: Don't you wanna get him one? 00:01:07.580 --> 00:01:08.280 Girl: *laughs* 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:08.820 Guy: Yes! 00:01:08.820 --> 00:01:09.320 OH! 00:01:11.220 --> 00:01:12.180 Irish people. 00:01:12.180 --> 00:01:13.840 They really know how to punch. 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:14.720 Guy: Dont you wanna get him one? 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:15.360 Girl: *laughs* 00:01:15.360 --> 00:01:18.260 oHohhOhcomeongethimyeaH 00:01:18.260 --> 00:01:20.960 How could I possibly ever go to Ireland, no-now. 00:01:21.180 --> 00:01:23.100 The people would destroy me. 00:01:23.100 --> 00:01:25.420 Ainsley, I would never hurt you like that. 00:01:25.660 --> 00:01:26.860 I treat you right. 00:01:26.860 --> 00:01:28.300 Ainsley: Swedish people are 00:01:28.300 --> 00:01:28.940 a gimp. 00:01:29.440 --> 00:01:31.060 You did not just say that. 00:01:31.600 --> 00:01:32.400 *weak punch* 00:01:32.460 --> 00:01:35.380 oHohhOhcomeongethimyeaH 00:01:35.380 --> 00:01:36.320 Guy: So what do you wanna-- 00:01:36.500 --> 00:01:37.000 Other Guy: *punches violently* 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:38.220 Guy: Oh, shhiii-- 00:01:38.220 --> 00:01:38.720 OH! 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:41.680 JE-SUS. 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:43.360 HE BROKE MY NECK, AINSLEY. 00:01:43.360 --> 00:01:44.160 Guy: What do you wanna-- 00:01:44.160 --> 00:01:45.000 Other Guy: *punches violently* 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:45.780 Guy: Oh, shhiii-- 00:01:45.780 --> 00:01:49.660 *dat face* 00:01:49.660 --> 00:01:51.580 W-W-Wai-Wait a minute. 00:01:51.580 --> 00:01:53.300 W-We're gonna- Look at that guys face. 00:01:53.780 --> 00:01:55.620 Look at that guy's face when he punches me. 00:01:55.620 --> 00:01:57.360 WHAT IS THAT FACE? *laughs* 00:01:58.060 --> 00:01:59.140 What is that? 00:01:59.140 --> 00:01:59.900 *le ukelele music* 00:01:59.920 --> 00:02:03.720 It looks like just touching a cardboard version of me gives you autism. 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:04.380 Guy: What do you wanna-- 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:05.400 *i've watched this part way to many times* 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:05.960 Guy: Oh-- 00:02:05.960 --> 00:02:07.560 *windows is shutting down sound* 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:11.960 You know- You know they've never punched someone before if they fucking jump while doing it. 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:14.600 But instead of jumping forward, they jump.. 00:02:16.100 --> 00:02:16.900 vertically. 00:02:16.900 --> 00:02:17.580 Guy: What do you wanna do? 00:02:17.760 --> 00:02:18.540 *boing sound* 00:02:18.600 --> 00:02:19.160 Guy: Oh! 00:02:19.160 --> 00:02:20.540 Guy: Did you hear what he said about Irish people though? 00:02:20.540 --> 00:02:21.820 They're degenerate scum. 00:02:21.820 --> 00:02:22.460 *boing sound* 00:02:22.460 --> 00:02:23.020 Guy: Oh! 00:02:23.020 --> 00:02:25.880 But the lowest form of human excuse. 00:02:26.180 --> 00:02:26.820 *laughs* 00:02:26.860 --> 00:02:27.680 (oHohh) 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:28.840 They're an embarrassment 00:02:28.920 --> 00:02:30.400 of the human evolution 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:32.060 *windows shutting down sound again* 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:33.640 Of course I'm joking. 00:02:34.660 --> 00:02:36.020 i just mean jacksepticeye 00:02:36.020 --> 00:02:38.040 *suspenseful music* 00:02:38.040 --> 00:02:43.000 Guy: So what do you know about him, would you like to kiss, curse, or punch him in the face? 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:44.580 Other Guy: I'd say curse may-beh. 00:02:44.580 --> 00:02:45.140 Guy: Imagine if you s-- 00:02:45.140 --> 00:02:46.240 *pauses video* Wait, he's gonna cur- 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:49.360 What does that mean? Why would he curse a cardboard? 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:50.200 Guy: Go say it to him. 00:02:50.200 --> 00:02:51.260 Other Guy: Your a fucking idjit (He's saying idiot, he just has a strong accent) 00:02:52.320 --> 00:02:53.360 What did he say? 00:02:53.580 --> 00:02:54.320 Guy: Go say it to him. 00:02:54.320 --> 00:02:55.520 Other Guy: Your a fucking angel. 00:02:56.300 --> 00:02:57.440 Your a fucking angel? 00:02:57.440 --> 00:02:58.800 Guy: Your a fucking angel 00:02:58.800 --> 00:02:59.940 Your a fucking angel! 00:02:59.940 --> 00:03:04.600 Well, tha- thank you very much that's very sweet of you to say, thank you I appreciate that. 00:03:04.600 --> 00:03:06.920 Guy: He said that all Irish people should go back to their culture. 00:03:06.920 --> 00:03:09.800 I did say that go back to your own country, Irish people. 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:10.660 Girl: *punches* Ehck. 00:03:10.660 --> 00:03:11.860 (oHohh) 00:03:11.860 --> 00:03:15.160 That's- That's- Th- I think their was a little love in there. 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:16.440 I really do. 00:03:16.440 --> 00:03:23.860 Guy: Ok. Now im giving you 3 options today. Do you want to kiss him, curse him, or punch him in the face? Now you can see his head. Look at his head- 00:03:23.860 --> 00:03:24.360 Here. 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:25.480 Here I have Ainsley. 00:03:25.700 --> 00:03:26.680 *Ainsley pushes mic* 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:27.940 You can choose to kiss him, 00:03:28.060 --> 00:03:28.780 punch him, 00:03:28.780 --> 00:03:30.320 *in distorted voice* But he's basically Hitler. 00:03:30.320 --> 00:03:33.000 What would you do? Wha- What could you possibly do? 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:33.680 Guy: Hit already. 00:03:33.680 --> 00:03:36.860 Other Guy: I'll punch for the fract Guy: Punch him in the fist? Wanna give it a go? 00:03:37.020 --> 00:03:37.580 Guy: Ok. 00:03:38.020 --> 00:03:38.680 Guy: Oh. 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:44.980 First, proper punch, thank you very much. Ireland, I didn't know you had it in you, good job, good, good, good *claps* He did it, Ainsley. 00:03:46.420 --> 00:03:46.920 COCO 00:03:47.220 --> 00:03:48.320 PUNCH 00:03:48.420 --> 00:03:49.980 I would be crying on the ground right now. 00:03:49.980 --> 00:03:51.740 Guy: Do you guys know who he is? 00:03:51.760 --> 00:03:53.140 *dead silence* 00:03:53.160 --> 00:03:55.000 Guy: I'll give you a clue, he's a youtuber. 00:03:55.760 --> 00:03:57.120 Other Guy: Um, Pikachu! (Weaboo Intensifies) 00:03:57.120 --> 00:03:57.620 *distant voice* A- 00:03:59.260 --> 00:03:59.760 PIKACHU. 00:03:59.760 --> 00:04:03.600 ♪ Pokemon, gotta catch them all, its you and me ♪ 00:04:03.620 --> 00:04:04.260 Pikachu. 00:04:06.320 --> 00:04:07.280 Pikachu? 00:04:07.720 --> 00:04:08.440 Fucking.. 00:04:08.580 --> 00:04:09.480 Pikachu? 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:11.040 Did that guy 00:04:11.040 --> 00:04:11.780 Just call me 00:04:11.860 --> 00:04:13.140 A fucking p o k e m o n ? 00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:17.060 Absolutely correct! I am Pikachu guys, I have an announcement. 00:04:17.060 --> 00:04:18.740 I didn't think it would come out this way. 00:04:18.740 --> 00:04:20.980 But I do am in fact Pikachu. 00:04:20.980 --> 00:04:24.160 Thank you for supporting me in my Youtube channel. 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:27.060 I will now proceed to Pikapeek over here. 00:04:27.060 --> 00:04:29.160 Ash, Ash! *mumbles* 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:30.200 Guy: Peowdiepay 00:04:31.020 --> 00:04:31.920 Poopiepie 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:35.500 Guy: *talks too fast* look at this shit 00:04:35.500 --> 00:04:37.720 Why would you break Poodipie, that's so mean 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:43.160 Guy: This took me 17 hours, to build, right? I even got his tick tock. 00:04:43.260 --> 00:04:45.260 That guy is not impressed by my tinkler. 00:04:45.260 --> 00:04:46.360 Guy: I even got his tick tock. (That's if he had one) 00:04:46.980 --> 00:04:47.480 Yup 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:47.980 Yeah 00:04:47.980 --> 00:04:48.480 Yup 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:48.980 Yee 00:04:48.980 --> 00:04:49.480 Yup 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:49.980 Yiee 00:04:49.980 --> 00:04:51.900 Same reaction ladies give as well the- its 00:04:51.900 --> 00:04:53.080 That's fine, im used to it. 00:04:53.220 --> 00:04:53.720 *P 00:04:53.900 --> 00:04:54.520 *Pu 00:04:54.520 --> 00:04:55.420 *Pun 00:04:55.420 --> 00:04:56.020 *Punc 00:04:56.020 --> 00:04:56.680 *Punch* 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:58.000 *Punch!* 00:04:58.000 --> 00:04:59.560 *so triggered* 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:01.740 Weird Guy: Just wondering if you'd like to collaborate sometime 00:05:03.380 --> 00:05:04.320 In my bed... 00:05:04.320 --> 00:05:05.160 Too far man. 00:05:06.280 --> 00:05:06.820 Too far.