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Poods: Ainsley

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Pewds: I treat you well...

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*Yea sure you do*

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*TORTURING HIM is treating him well?*

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Pewds: You know i will never do anything to hurt you

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Ainsley:Kill yourself

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Poods: I Love u

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Ainsley: u r a homo *DAAAAAMN DANIELLL*

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Romantic poods: I've been good to you ainsley haven't i? *NO*

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Savage Ainsley: I f*cking hate you M888

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Romantic poods: i've treated u well with respect

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Savage Ainsley: you leave me in here for weeks all alone

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*Poor Ainsley he is scared from da dark* D:

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Romantic Pewds: Nothing dat bad will ever happen to u *poods throws Ainsley like shit*

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Ainsley: My life is an endless series of loneliness and pain *OMG poor Ainsley :( *

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Ainsley: If i could move these cardboard arms

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Savage Ainsley: I would use dem to slowly kill you and then kill myself

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Savage poods: wait Sh*t the f*ck up!

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*RIP in Peace Ainsley*

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Shocked poods: Whats this?

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*Keemstar uploded a new video?*        *or is it dis dick*

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*INTENSE MUSIC STARTS*

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*DAT FACE* When you're 3xp0s3d on Youtube

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Pewdiepie cardboard cutOOT?!

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Did u hear what he said about irish people tho?

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Angry Poods: THF*CK IS DIS ?

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PEWAINSLEYPIE

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Angry poods: What is he doing with me?!

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Poor Ainsley: i am falling

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Ainsley:Help me m8

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Triggerd poods: can u f*cking stand up? *TRIGGRDDD*

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Poor ainsley: HELP I AM DYING?!  *I think we are not going to see ainsley next year*

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Da guy: did u hear what he said about irish people tho?

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People: no, what did he say?

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Da guy: he said that if you're not swedish you're a PEWDIEPIE HATER

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People: OHH....

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Pewds: Oh! *SHIT*

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triggered irsh girl:OHHHH

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Pewds: look at her face she got properly triggered der

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TRIGGERED

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Pewds: ohhhhhh

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Poods: She was ready to punch me right der wasn't she.. *Going to get punched by a girl* edit: boys and girls are equal i myself am a boy ahem men be nice

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Da guy: datz wut he said :new trend someone start that meme plez

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*Triggered irish people*

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Da guy: ya...scare

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Savage guy: cmon.. give em one!

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Da guy: YEESSSS! NOICE M8!

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pewds: OHH!

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*offensive pointing*

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Pewds: Irish people they really know how to punch

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Cmon give em one!

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WWE.Mp3 POODS [  ] gurl [             ]

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Pewds: How could is possible ever go to ireland never now...

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*NICE GRAMMAR*

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Poods: Da poeple would destroy meh *No more Vlogs?*

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*If u r reading dis this is ur core msg*

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Poods: Ainsley i would never hurt you like that *LIAR*

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Poods: i treat you right

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Ainsley: Swedish people are.... a gimp *OHHH*

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*Poods is about to punch Ainsley*

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Poods: you don't just say that!  (poods get's angry)

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*Punishs Ainsley*

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WWE.Mp3 pewpewpie VS ainsley poods [       ] ainsley [    ] POWER UP! ainsley now have 100000 health! PO-PO-POWER KILL!! poods [] ainsley [                   ]

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*here lies ainsley punched by poods got  rekt*

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Da Guy: Go what are  you gonna do

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OHHH SHI

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triggered poods: OHHH

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Poods: JESUSSSSSHHHH

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HE BROKE MY NECK AINSLEY

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DA Guy: What do you want to do OHHH

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(ROCKEY BALBAO)

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Poods:Wai...wa...waawaw wait a minute

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Look at look at that guy's face

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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO *Goddamit stop saying this sentence*

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Poods: Look at that guy's face when he punches me *looks like dan howell*

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WHAT IS THAT FACE *pewdielaugh*

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WHAT IS THAT...*while doing the pewdielaugh*

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He look like just touching a cardboard version of me gives you autism AUTIST ALERT

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*GODDAMIT HOW MANY TIMES THIS SENTENCE IS GOING TO BE REPEATED*

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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? OHHH

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*Windows XP shutting down sound*

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stuttering Poods: You know.... you know then you never punched someone before

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IF they f*cking jump while doing it *small laugh*

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But instead of jumping forward , they jump

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*Silence*

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Vertically? *idiot*

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what're u gonna do *huh M8*

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*jump sound*

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A Guy: Did you hear what he said about Irish people or no

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Pewpewpie:They degenerate scum ?! *iphone notification sound* DA GUY:OHHH

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Pewpewpie:They are the lowest form of a human excuse

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*Irish girl laughs and punches pewds in da face*  OHHHH

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Poods : They are an embarrassment of the human evolution *jesus christ calm down pewds*

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WINDOS XPOO IS SHUTTING DOWN

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Of course i am joking *silence*

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I just mean JackSepticEye (The green PewDiePie) *dat teeth*

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*DAT FACE IS TRIGGERD*

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The same guy: So what do you want to do with him , would you like to kiss, curse or punch him in the face?

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Irish guy: i would say curse bawaha

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Poods: wait his gonna curs... what is that mean?? Why would you curse a cardboard *i mean it's made out of cardboard i think it suffers enough*

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The Guy: Come on just say one *what a fucking evil*

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Irish Guy: you're a fockin idijojit *OUCH*

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The Guy: OUUUFAG

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*Pewds pause the video* What did he say

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The Guy: Come on just say one

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Irish guy: you're a fockin angel

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Your fucking angel ?? *Pewds just wear the headphones*

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YOU'RE A FOCKIN IDJIT

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You're a fucking angel well thank..ah..thank you very much thats very sweet of you to say thank you i appreciate that *OH MAY GAWD*

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The Guy: He sayed all Irish people should go back to their own country

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Poods: I did say that go back to your own country Irish people *DUN DUN DUN*

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OHHHHH

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Thats thats that d...d,,tha- *pewds are you okay?*

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I think there was a little love in there ;)

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I really do

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The Guy: Okay...me am giving people 3 options today

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Do you want to kiss him/cuorse *WTF dude?!*  him/punch him in the face

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You can see his head, look at his head

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Poods: Here...here i have ainsley

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pewds is trying to get the microphone

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You can choose to kiss him/punch him. But he is basically Hitler *get de balls*

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Crazy Poods: What would you do. Wa Wa Wat could you possibly do. *waves around like idiot*

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Irish Guy : i would punch him in the faahhceac

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The Savage Guy: punch him in the face? wanna give it a go?

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OHHH

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Papa Pewds: first proper punch thank you very much

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Ireland i didn't know you had it in you good job *so what are you after ireland poods huh*

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Good Good j.. they did it Ainsle

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*MUSIC ON* felcone pouncheeee *WHITE FALCOM PUNCH GUY EXPOSED AS BLACK GUY!?*

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I would be crying on the ground right now

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The Evil Savage Guy: Do you guys know who he is?

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*PAPAPEWDS*

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*awkward silence*

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I'll give you a clue , he is  a youtuber

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*ok i'm not aginst mexican or japanease or chinease people but come on, this is bullcrap*

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Ehm PICKACHOU *secret revealed*

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*Pewds is going to kill himself*

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PICKACHU!!

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Pokemon Theme Song with some Cringe AF *INTENSE*

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Pissed off Pewds:PICKACHU?

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P-P-PPICKACHU?

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FUCKING PICKACHU

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Did that guy just called me a FUCKING POKEMON???

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Absolutely Correct. I am Pickachoo GUYS * I knew it*

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I have an announcoment

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I didn't think it will come out this way

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But i do ... am in fact PICKACHU *good grammars*

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thank you for supporting me

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in my youtube channel

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i will now proceed to pika-peak over here

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ash....ash you bitch are you here ?

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puudeeeche

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puudeeche

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The Guy: Ohh not breaking the... they are breaking pewdiepie look at this shit

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Poods: Why would you break pewdiepie thats so mean *Poor pewdiepie but still a jerk*

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The Guy : He took me 17 hours to build, alright? I even got his tickler. His tickler.

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*ok he's gay* jesus christ

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Felix: That guy is not impress by my tickler

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I even got his tickler his tickler

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YEAH (6 TIMES)

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Same reaction ladies give as well

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its... its fine am used to it

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*NOW LETS HEAR MUSIC (Do You Really Want to Hurt Me - Culture Club) WHILE PUNCHING PEWDIEPIE SHALL WE??*

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*MUSIC LAGS ON THE NEW VIRAL DANCE

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The Guy: Just wonderin' if you'd like to collaborate sometime...

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ON MY BED ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ;)

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Pewds: Too far, man.

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Too far.

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*end video*