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Ainsley

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Te tratez bine,

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Stii ca nu as face nimic niciodata sa te ranesc.

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Te iubesc! ( Mori! )r

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M-am comportat frumos cu tine Ainsley ,nu-i asa?

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Te urasc amice

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Te-am tratat bine cu respect.

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Ma lasi aici cu saptamanile singur!

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Nu ti s-ar intampla nimic rau (cu siguranta pewds)

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Viata mea este o serie nesfarsita de episoade de singuratate si durere .

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Daca as putea sa-mi misc aceste maini de carton

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Le-as folosi ca sa te omor incet

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Iar apoi sa m-a omor singur

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Stai,taci dracului

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CE E ASTA?!

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(muzica de razboi)

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(citing) Macheta de carton a lui Pewdiepie!?!?!.

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CE DRACU E ASTA?!?!

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CE FAC CU MINE?

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Cad

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Poti sa stai dracului in picioare?

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Ajutor,mor

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AI AUZIT CE A ZIS DESPRE OAMENII IRLANDEZI?

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nu..ce a zis?

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A SPUS ca daca nu esti suedez,esti incompetent.

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ooOOOOOO >:(

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OH!

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Uite-te la fata ei,i-a fost starnita mania cum trebuie

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OOOOOOHOHOHOH

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Era gata sa imi dea un pumn,asa-i?

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Asta a spus el

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Loveste-l.. haha

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Bate-l!

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(BOOM) YEEEAH

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OH!!!!

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Irlandezi! Chiar stiu sa loveasca!

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OOOOOOOOOOH DAYUM ,L-A OMORAT PE PEEEEEWWWWDDDSSS NO ;-;

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Cum as putea vreodata sa merg in Irlanda dupa asta?!

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Oameni m-ar distruge..

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Ainsley,nu te-as rani niciodata asa!

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Te tratez cu respect!

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Suedezii sunt incompetenti

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Nu cred ca ai zis asta!

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*pumn

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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Doamne Dumnezeule !

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YEEE

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Deci ce vrei sa faci?

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(Cartonul este asaltat, pewds nu mai are cap..... ;-;)

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Oh cacat

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OH

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ISUSE

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MI-A RUPT GATUL AINSLEY

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S-S-S-STAI PUTIN

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Ui-uite-te la fata tipului

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Uite-te la fata tipului cand ma loveste

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CE E CU FATA AIA

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Ce e aia...

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Arata de parca doar atingand o versiune de a mea din carton are puterea sa-ti dea autism

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Stii ca cineva nu a lovit niciodata pe nimeni daca sar in timp de fac asta

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Dar in loc sa sara in sus, sar vertical

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Ce vrei sa faci? OH ! Ai auzit ce a spus despre irlandezi?

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Sunt niste javre

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Sunt cele mai proaste forme ale  oamenilor

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Sunt o jena catre evolutia umana!

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*windows xp*

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Desigur ca glumesc!

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Ai vrei sa il saruti, sa il injuri sau sa-l lovesti in fata.

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Sa il injur.

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Stai , o sa inju.... ce inseamna asta, de ce ar injura o macheta de carton?

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Ce i-ai spune? Esti un inger

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Offfff

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Ce a spus?

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Ce i-ai spune?

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Esti un * nu se intelege ffs*

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Esti un inger?

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Esti un inger

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Esti un inger! Mul-Multumesc mult esti un dulce!

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Multumesc, te apreciez

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A spus ca toti irlandezi sa se intoarca inapoi de unde au venit

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Am spus asta, duceti-va de unde ati venit irlandezilor.

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*pumn*

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Asta-asta-asta, cred ca era putina iubire pe acolo

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Chiar cred

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Ok. Le ofer oamenilor 3 optiuni azi

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Vreti sa il sarutati ;x ,sa il injure sau sa ii dea un pumn in fata

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Puteti vedea capul lui...

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Hei! Uite aici il am pe Ainsley

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*Loveste microfonul*

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Poti alege sa il saruti, sa ii dai un pumn .....

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Dar este practic Hitler....

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CE O SA FACI?!?! CE AI PUTEA SA FACI?

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O sa il lovesc. O sa il lovesti in fata? Vrei sa incerci?

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Ehhhh?

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ohhhhh

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Primul pumn dat tare, multumesc mult Irlanda, nu stiam ca poti.

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Foarte bine! Foarte bine! *Se indeparteaza*

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Au reusit!

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*Epic battle music* Falcone punch!

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As fi plans pe jos acuma...

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Voi stiti cine e?

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*U wot m8?*

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Va dau un indiciu, e un youtuber...

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Ummmm... Pikachu?!?!

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*Silent cringe moment*

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Pikachu?!?! *Pokemon Theme song pe fundal*

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Pikachu.....

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P-p-pikachu?

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Al dracului Pikachu!?!?!

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Tipul ala tocmai ma facut un pokemon?

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Absolut corect sunt un Pikachu oameni!

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Am un anunt... Nu credeam ca o sa se afle asa..

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Dar sunt de fapt pikachu .

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Va multumesc ca ma ajutati

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In canalul meu de youtube

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Acuma o sa incep sa pika-peek, aici...

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Ash?Ash? Curvo esti aici?

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*zgomot de afara* *Intro fals al lui pewds*

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L-am rupt pe pewds ;-;

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Uitate la cacatul asta

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De ce l-ai rupe pe pewdiepie, e asa de rau ;-;

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Mi-a luat 17 ore astazi, am chiar si ceasul lui

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Tipul ala nu e impresionat de ceasul meu...

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Am chiar si ceasul lui, ceasul lui... ye

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Pewds: Yeee

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Strain: Ye

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Pewds: Yea-hah

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Pewds vechi 0_0 :Yea

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Aceiasi reactie pe care doamne o dau

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Nu e nici o problema

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*Musica*

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*Bang, il loveste pe pewds la cap*

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As vrea sa stiu daca ai colabora candva..

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Mmmm greseala mea .

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Prea departe omule....Prea departe.....