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Ainsley

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我這麼悉心照料你

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你知道我絕對不會傷害你

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我愛你

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Ainsley: 你這個Gay

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我不是一直都對你很好嗎Ainsley?

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Ainsley:我超級他媽的討厭你老兄

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我滿懷尊敬地對待你

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Ainsley:你把我關在這好幾個星期

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壞事不會發生在你身上的

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Ainsley:我的人生是一連串的的孤獨與苦痛

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假如我能動動這個卡紙手臂

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我會用它們慢慢的把你殺了,再自殺

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等等 他媽的閉嘴一下

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這是什麼?

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打斷Pewdiepie人形立牌?

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你有聽說他怎麼講愛爾蘭人嗎?

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他媽的這什麼?

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他想對我做什麼?

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Ainsley:我要跌倒了

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你可以他媽的站起來嗎？

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Ainsley: 救命,我快死了

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你有聽到他怎麼說我們愛爾蘭人嗎？

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沒欸,他說了什麼？

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他說只要你不是瑞典人就是個無知白痴

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Ohhh....

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Oh!

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Ohhhh

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你看她的臉她一整個就是被觸發

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"情緒被觸發"

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Ohhhhhh

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他早就準備好要揍我了對吧

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"Pewds是這麼說的"

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揍他

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對

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想揍他一拳嗎？

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Yes!!!

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Ohhhhh!!!

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愛爾蘭人真是知道怎麼揍人

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想揍他一拳嗎？

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Ohhhhhh

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這樣子我以後根本去不了愛爾蘭

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愛爾蘭人會滅掉我

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Ainsley我絕對不會那樣傷害你

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我對你超好的

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Ainsley: 瑞典人是白痴

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你剛才在講三小？

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((揍

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Ohhhhhh

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上啊！你想怎麼做？

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Ohhh Shiii

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噢！天啊

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他打斷我的脖子欸AINSLEY

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你想怎麼做？

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(ROCKEY BALBAO)

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等等等等一下

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你看那男生的臉

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看他要揍我的那個表情

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那是什麼表情？

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那是怎麼一回事

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他看起來像是只要摸了我的人形立牌就會得自閉症一樣

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((XP關機聲

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要怎麼知道他從來沒揍過人

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就是他們還會先跳起來再開揍

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而且他不是往前跳,他們

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垂直往上跳？

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你有聽到他怎麼說我們愛爾蘭人嗎？

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這些退化人種

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最低階的人類

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Ohhhhh

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他們根本是人類進化史上的笑話

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((XP關機聲

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當然啦我是在開玩笑

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我是在說JackSepticEye

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((JackSepticEye臉

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以你對他的了解,你會想親他,罵他,還是揍他？

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我應該會想罵他

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等等...他要罵...啥意思啊？為什麼會有人想罵人形立牌啊？

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"你想對他說什麼"

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"你這個白痴"

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Ouff

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他說什麼？

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"你想對他說什麼"

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"你這個白痴"

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"你這個天使？！(idiot vs angel)"

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"You fucking angel"

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謝謝你這麼說謝謝你

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"他說所有愛爾蘭人都該滾回自己的國家"

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對啊我說過所有愛爾蘭人全部滾回去

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Ohhhhhhhh

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那那那那個

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拳頭裡好像有一些愛耶

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好像真的有

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"Ok,我今天給大家三個選項"

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你會想親他,罵他,還是揍他？

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你看他的頭

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我這裡有Ainsley

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你可以親他,揍他,(不過他基本上跟希特勒差不多噢)

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你會選哪一項？你覺得你會選哪一項？

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"我會揍他"

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"揍他嗎？要試試看嗎？"

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Ohh

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第一個及格的攻擊謝謝指教

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我還不知道原來你們有能打的呢愛爾蘭,幹得好

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幹得好,他們做到了耶Ainsley

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我應該哭到在地上打滾

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"你們知道他是誰嗎"

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"給你個線索,他是個youtuber"

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呃...皮卡丘？

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(WTF?)

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皮卡丘！

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(當尷尬來得太快太猛)

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皮卡丘？

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皮...皮卡丘？？

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他媽的皮卡丘？？

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那個人說我是一隻神奇寶貝？！

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完全正確！大家我是皮卡丘

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我要聲明一件事

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我沒想到會這樣子曝光

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但我其實是皮卡丘

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感謝各位支持

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我的youtube 頻道

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我現在要繼續皮卡皮卡

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小智你這個婊子你在嗎？

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pewdiepie

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pewdiepie

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噢你看看這垃圾都被人家弄壞了

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你麼為什麼要把我弄壞,這樣子很過分欸

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我花了17個小時才做好的,你看還有他的屌

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那個人完全不喜歡我的屌

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你看還有他的屌

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Yeah

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跟女生們看到的反應完全一樣

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我已經習慣了沒關係

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不知道你願不願意"合作"一下,在我床上

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太超過囉老兄,太超過了