WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:01.140 recording... 00:00:01.440 --> 00:00:01.940 *meme review* 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:04.060 Felix has entered the VOID 00:00:04.060 --> 00:00:04.560 nvm he bak 00:00:04.700 --> 00:00:05.200 [snickering] 00:00:05.800 --> 00:00:06.300 You're gonna- 00:00:06.420 --> 00:00:07.060 [continues snickering] 00:00:07.300 --> 00:00:11.060 I do these things now, and I know Brad or Sive are just gonna show me- 00:00:12.700 --> 00:00:18.809 Make it cool, you're supposed to make it cool. I'm supposed to come up. You're not supposed to show me going down 00:00:19.560 --> 00:00:21.220 god dammit 00:00:21.220 --> 00:00:23.240 Possessed Théoden Laughing 00:00:23.240 --> 00:00:25.080 You have no power here... 00:00:25.080 --> 00:00:32.480 Oh, what's that? Oh? I'm wearing a hot new merch culturally-cultural appropriating are we Felix, that's right? 00:00:33.400 --> 00:00:34.000 Сука 00:00:34.260 --> 00:00:34.900 Блять! 00:00:35.020 --> 00:00:37.100 [The USSR Theme plays] 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:39.480 Luckily YouTube doesn't know Russian yet, 00:00:39.500 --> 00:00:41.320 So we're fine with this meme. 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:45.180 Check out the merch link in the description, limited time availability. 00:00:45.780 --> 00:00:46.280 avai- 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:46.780 :O 00:00:47.100 --> 00:00:47.600 ohh... 00:00:47.720 --> 00:00:50.100 OH GOD 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:54.140 Oh, Oh, No (Got rid of his metrosexual hair) 00:00:54.140 --> 00:00:54.780 Oh Hoh Hoh... 00:00:54.980 --> 00:00:57.500 ;( 00:00:57.800 --> 00:00:59.800 What did he do? 00:00:59.800 --> 00:01:02.580 wHaT dId yOu dO fElIx?! dId yOu aSk fOr tHe Z U C C ?! 00:01:02.580 --> 00:01:08.760 Yes, that's right everybody! I went to the hairdresser, and I said "Hey man! Hit me up with the Z U C C hair!" 00:01:08.790 --> 00:01:13.459 That's how I'm committed to the memes. Okay, I'm not some bullsh- memer 00:01:14.820 --> 00:01:16.280 This is serious! 00:01:16.620 --> 00:01:17.920 For extra slav, I'm gonna... 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:20.020 Pull up my chain 00:01:20.020 --> 00:01:26.040 Look how cool this merch is guys, check out link in the description. If you're a real сука, just do it 00:01:26.980 --> 00:01:27.660 *LWIAY REVIEW* 00:01:27.800 --> 00:01:30.620 Roll the intro in case we haven't already leave your 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:38.240 *The subreddit anthem plays* 00:01:38.580 --> 00:01:41.360 But can a reptilian do this? 00:01:41.800 --> 00:01:46.420 It annoys me a little bit the fact that he's just become a reptilian when clearly he's an Android. 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:48.540 Perhaps an Android reptilian. 00:01:48.720 --> 00:01:51.820 If Finding Nemo had been scientifically accurate... 00:01:51.980 --> 00:01:57.460 Nemo's dad would have switched sexes after Nemo's mom died and mate with his... 00:01:57.560 --> 00:02:01.120 ..? 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:03.200 :OOO 00:02:03.420 --> 00:02:09.220 This got 2000 upvoted on the PewDiePie subreddit, congratulations everyone, you're a bunch of scumbags 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:12.480 You're a bunch of weirdo scumbags, congratulations everyone... 00:02:12.720 --> 00:02:16.640 The bad news is that he won't get another Bonus Meme for at least a month 00:02:16.860 --> 00:02:18.840 [giggles] 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:25.600 You're welcome everyone I'm still smiling this whole week remembering: "It was a bonus meme this week!" 00:02:25.900 --> 00:02:26.720 [giggle] 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:28.200 Why are you so happy? 00:02:28.920 --> 00:02:29.420 Well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:34.540 The United States government lecturing Mark Zuckerberg about invading people's privaci- 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:40.820 Don't know if you guys have seen the cringing moments of that, I wish I highlighted them better, but 00:02:41.570 --> 00:02:45.969 It's pretty bad. There's a lot of good stuff from that hashtag pay brad 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:54.370 Bonus me twisty affect everybody all memes aside, I I don't think I thank Brad enough. I he's been working with me for 00:02:55.190 --> 00:02:56.630 five years 00:02:56.630 --> 00:03:01.539 It's been that long goddamn yeah, and he really pulled my channel out of the its cringy 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:04.010 Dark, hole that it was 00:03:04.010 --> 00:03:07.330 Spiraling down into so... Everyone hashtag. Thanks Brad 00:03:11.900 --> 00:03:15.489 Click here if you want to cry sponsor eagle awwww 00:03:16.850 --> 00:03:18.709 Can we just let memes die? 00:03:18.709 --> 00:03:24.939 Do we have to keep bringing them up by the way guys I don't know if you heard about this new campaign Kony 2012 00:03:25.340 --> 00:03:31.750 It's really important cost that I think if we all just get together and support. We can finally defeat this evil man 00:03:40.620 --> 00:03:42.620 Damnit GOD DAMNIT 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:49.380 You know how close I am to starting a patreon just so now how to deal with all this I'm not gonna, okay? 00:03:49.380 --> 00:03:50.460 I can't even look at myself 00:03:50.460 --> 00:03:55.400 I look so weird who is this guy if the B in LGBT stands for 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:58.620 Bisexual doesn't that mean that there are only two gen... 00:03:58.980 --> 00:04:01.900 (he is enlightened) 00:04:05.020 --> 00:04:07.180 Hmmmmmmmmm 00:04:07.180 --> 00:04:09.780 Alien, Italien 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:13.680 I can confirm. Marzia does this all the time 00:04:17.620 --> 00:04:19.620 Who is that? 00:04:23.240 --> 00:04:25.240 I feel like I recognize it 00:04:26.220 --> 00:04:28.220 It looks like some 00:04:28.289 --> 00:04:31.249 weird Jerry Seinfeld hybrid 00:04:32.100 --> 00:04:34.280 It's disturbing, okay. I don't want to see it. 00:04:34.520 --> 00:04:35.020 *Laff* 00:04:38.540 --> 00:04:41.020 But who hunts the bully hunters? 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:44.360 Also, congratulations guys the website is down forever 00:04:45.260 --> 00:04:46.580 Well done! (Thanks Pewds :D) 00:04:46.740 --> 00:04:48.300 I'm proud of you guys. I'm proud 00:04:48.700 --> 00:04:54.960 Aren't bonus memes just normal memes, but with peers yelling bonus mean before them? 00:04:54.960 --> 00:04:56.960 *Pewdierage* 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:59.000 Are you f*ckin stupid 00:04:59.880 --> 00:05:07.080 That's ridiculous. Are you kidding me? That's the most foul thing I ever heard you know what you're perma banned spicy yams 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:13.000 How do I ban I forget (lol) makes Americans look bad 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.000 Well, that's true 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:17.380 Makes British people look bad 00:05:17.380 --> 00:05:18.920 Makes lizard people look bad 00:05:18.940 --> 00:05:23.460 Oh, there's poor lizard people makes Swedish people look unoriginal 00:05:23.460 --> 00:05:25.460 ( Pewds gonna cry :( ) 00:05:25.620 --> 00:05:29.360 I'll take it you know what fine how to give a manly handshake 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:33.380 Oh like. I don't need to I don't need to know this get out of the my get out of my list 00:05:34.169 --> 00:05:35.610 wait so 00:05:35.610 --> 00:05:41.750 Do you think Pewds should add bonus news to PewNews? That's... That is ridiculous? 00:05:43.320 --> 00:05:49.849 PewNews is a very serious news website. We don't we don't do with memes. Okay. Please don't make me laugh 00:05:50.849 --> 00:05:55.339 Master Brad, there are too many memes. What are we going to do? 00:05:56.400 --> 00:05:58.579 I kept thinking why are they so many Brad memes? 00:05:58.580 --> 00:06:02.180 And then I realized I think I said it in the last video tonight next one 00:06:02.180 --> 00:06:06.340 We're gonna have it a little themed around Brad and and Brad to 00:06:06.820 --> 00:06:08.820 What is this? 00:06:10.980 --> 00:06:15.800 Subscribers hate him he managed to piss off. What is this? I kind of want to click 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:22.400 Hi, everybody. It's me Brad Woto from the PewDiePie channel. You can follow me on Twitch at 00:06:23.270 --> 00:06:25.329 twitch.tv/bradwoto 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:29.320 When you're at a zoo and see a lizard. Oh hi mark 00:06:31.660 --> 00:06:36.940 Uber driver oops wrong turn. Youtuber: I was almost kidnapped.. Story time 00:06:37.760 --> 00:06:40.720 I Mean this is just fact if you watch any one of those videos 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:46.360 hE tOoK mE LiKe ThE sLiGhTlY LoNgEr RoUtE, aNd i ThOuGhT i WaS gOiNg To GeT KiLlEd 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:49.360 Hard to swallow pills 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:50.940 Saying stfhtffffff 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:53.120 (Laughs at truth) 00:06:53.120 --> 00:06:55.120 Yes it does, okay? 00:06:55.840 --> 00:06:57.840 What am I supposed to say 00:06:57.840 --> 00:06:59.580 sHuT.. jUsT bE qUiEt 00:06:59.700 --> 00:07:03.720 I need substitute words or something this is ridic.. 00:07:04.100 --> 00:07:08.680 My god. This is already so accurate you use copyrighted material again 00:07:08.900 --> 00:07:16.000 That's the only way to make your videos funny, but that's why I get demonetized. You don't pay me anyway, so just shttf.. 00:07:18.380 --> 00:07:22.760 Can't even afford your stupid chick Brad 2 to was my favorite Brad all along. 00:07:22.760 --> 00:07:25.540 This is honestly the most accurate meme I've ever seen 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:29.060 so I will at least make sure the video doesn't get demonetized 00:07:29.060 --> 00:07:34.760 If the video is demonetized, Brad is literally just like I I guess that's how it is 00:07:35.659 --> 00:07:41.709 Have I told you about my suka? Yeah merch by the way pretty cool. It means good friend in Swahili 00:07:42.440 --> 00:07:45.729 this is my most slav moment of this channel I 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:53.079 I have decided to shut down dramalert as I have recently discovered it is inferior to Pew News 00:07:53.080 --> 00:07:58.300 I now hand the news to you PewDiePie. Well this has just been fact all along plus 00:07:58.300 --> 00:08:02.100 I'm not the one doing the news you did silly no. It's Gloria Borger 00:08:02.320 --> 00:08:04.020 ( Pew news theme song ) 00:08:04.340 --> 00:08:07.540 Ever wonder why he's big doesn't use captcha? 00:08:09.740 --> 00:08:12.420 Because he's a ROBOT LIZARD!!! 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:15.580 This is how good memes die because you guys can't figure out 00:08:16.020 --> 00:08:17.910 What the what the meme is? 00:08:17.910 --> 00:08:22.549 You keep changing them like they have to have no value if you don't treat it like it doesn't have any value 00:08:22.760 --> 00:08:24.760 Then it doesn't get any 00:08:25.760 --> 00:08:29.120 Respect the memes and you get that respect back 00:08:29.520 --> 00:08:37.900 *less than 10 seconds of silence for all the memes we have killed * 00:08:39.380 --> 00:08:44.520 That is so cool. I love it Sam Jones art 00:08:46.820 --> 00:08:47.916 That is so dope 00:08:47.920 --> 00:08:51.080 Some of the world's greatest thinkers 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:54.600 That's right, everybody 00:08:55.780 --> 00:09:00.600 Brad 1 and Brad 2 the wise submissions, that's right to get on the wire 00:09:00.640 --> 00:09:04.500 You really got a mooch up with Brad 1 and Brad 2 - it's not me, okay 00:09:04.660 --> 00:09:08.320 I'm not the one in control of this just like I'm not in control of Bonus meme (Liar) 00:09:08.560 --> 00:09:09.460 Ayyyeee 00:09:09.520 --> 00:09:11.089 My Russian friend did this art 00:09:11.089 --> 00:09:13.600 Did you know you have a big community in Russia? 00:09:14.180 --> 00:09:18.400 Well, Russia.. Russian SquadFam :D 00:09:18.620 --> 00:09:24.940 It's time to put your wallet where your mouth is, okay? That's really cool art by the way I would really love it 00:09:25.640 --> 00:09:31.239 Everyone says that Ninja broke a record by gaining 1 million subscribers in nine days 00:09:31.430 --> 00:09:34.479 But they actually forgot about the legend 00:09:35.420 --> 00:09:40.240 that gained getting 1 million subscribers in just a few hours. It's okay. Don't worry guys 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:47.380 I'm completely used to my achievements and goals completely getting crushed by everyone else. It's normal 00:09:47.380 --> 00:09:50.720 You know I'm a humble man. I don't need to brag about these things 00:09:50.940 --> 00:09:54.420 Every day spent on this Subreddit is a privilege (Thanks again) 00:09:55.100 --> 00:09:57.100 Oh my god 00:09:57.100 --> 00:10:11.440 ( Deja vu song ) 00:10:11.880 --> 00:10:12.920 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:20.400 Yeah, well done! Good job. I'm glad glad you spend a lot of time making that. Nice one, Well done 👏 👏 👏 👏 00:10:22.400 --> 00:10:24.400 Now this is an accurate 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:26.080 [coughs] 00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:26.740 Oh my god 00:10:26.740 --> 00:10:34.380 (Bronchitis confirmed) 00:10:34.780 --> 00:10:37.220 Also comes in red by the way, it's pretty cool. 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:39.040 Let's start with the hair 00:10:39.040 --> 00:10:39.940 OMG 00:10:39.940 --> 00:10:45.240 You know, you gotta go on the television convoys and all that? You gotta get yourself a nice haircut 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:47.820 I dunno what that haircut is called, but I'm next time 00:10:47.900 --> 00:10:51.140 I'm going to the barber and I'm showing him a picture of this 00:10:51.140 --> 00:10:53.420 That's 😙👌 that's what I want 00:10:53.760 --> 00:10:57.280 (You at least got what you asked for. You must consider yourself lucky Pewds) 00:10:57.460 --> 00:11:01.240 Ohh.. why? Why did I do this? 00:11:02.340 --> 00:11:07.180 Goddammit. I'm a self.. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy 00:11:07.180 --> 00:11:11.060 My drawing of Zucc, his true identity. 00:11:11.060 --> 00:11:13.080 Oh.My.God 00:11:14.980 --> 00:11:22.680 Lizard Android, Lizard Android if you don't draw him with at least one red eye that goes up, but then I don't care, okay 00:11:22.690 --> 00:11:26.919 Don't waste my time with this. Oh my god. Oh my god 00:11:28.220 --> 00:11:30.780 I'm so proud of you guys 00:11:31.280 --> 00:11:33.800 Is it supposed to be like Iron Man reference? 00:11:34.430 --> 00:11:37.449 Yeah, that's funny. This was the top meme by far 00:11:38.090 --> 00:11:40.899 Congratulations. Everyone. That's it for this week's of LWIAY 00:11:40.900 --> 00:11:46.540 and link merch and a description copy it now while you can it's only available limited availability 00:11:47.080 --> 00:11:51.220 Thank you guys so much for all the memes. I mean you're welcome for the memes, and I'll see you guys 00:11:52.220 --> 00:11:53.620 next time 00:11:53.620 --> 00:11:56.780 *SquadFam out* 00:11:59.020 --> 00:12:01.100 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 00:12:01.260 --> 00:12:01.940 Stupid Pewds, He scared me. I will have my revenge 00:12:01.940 --> 00:12:03.940 Subtitles and comments by Blacklight (If anyone else added please tag yourself too. Anyone not here can be found in description. Thank you guys)