WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: no 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.520 00:00:04.200 --> 00:00:05.320 Noen hatere sier 00:00:07.980 --> 00:00:09.280 at jeg ikke er god i spill. 00:00:10.840 --> 00:00:11.880 Og til det sier jeg: 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:16.760 Jeg er den sterkeste videospilleren på planeten. 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:20.380 Jeg har aldri dødd en eneste gang i ett dataspill. Untatt Dark Souls II 00:00:21.620 --> 00:00:23.000 JEG ER SATAN 00:00:23.680 --> 00:00:25.620 JEG ER DIN GUD NÅ 00:00:26.180 --> 00:00:28.360 Dette blir livestreamet akkurat nå. 00:00:28.820 --> 00:00:31.540 Jeg tilkaller dere, mine brødre 00:00:32.060 --> 00:00:33.620 Dere vil endelig komme på kartet 00:00:34.140 --> 00:00:35.180 Drep dere selv 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:36.300 For meg 00:00:36.500 --> 00:00:39.260 Og så får dere slangen min til å vokse. 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:44.860 (Tilfeldig, overfladisk musikk for å vise at Slither.io er det verste spillet i universet) 00:00:45.460 --> 00:00:46.980 Jeg kommer ikke til å dø en eneste gang 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:49.960 Ok, brødre. finn senpai og drep dere selv allerede 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:50.800 Filler'n! 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:51.580 OHH! 00:00:51.580 --> 00:00:53.980 Du ble nettopp drita på, din lille dritt! 00:00:54.760 --> 00:00:56.280 Du trodde du kunne drepe senpai? 00:00:57.160 --> 00:00:58.040 SENPAI DØR ALDRI 00:00:58.660 --> 00:01:01.280 Folk kommer fra masse forskjellige steder i verden 00:01:01.760 --> 00:01:03.180 For å se meg spille dette direkte 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:04.600 Vil du ha no'? 00:01:05.160 --> 00:01:06.820 Se på denne drittungen, han vil ha meg. 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.560 Kuni-chan trenger litt støtte 00:01:10.180 --> 00:01:11.620 DITT RASSHØL! 00:01:11.880 --> 00:01:13.800 DU TRODDE DU KUNNE DRA EN RASK EN PÅ MEG! 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:15.140 0 deaths 00:01:15.820 --> 00:01:17.460 Jeg er den raskeste slangen i universet 00:01:17.860 --> 00:01:18.480 'Poods, spis meg!' 00:01:18.860 --> 00:01:19.360 Kom igjen 00:01:19.360 --> 00:01:19.880 Der, vet du. 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:20.540 Der, vet du 00:01:20.900 --> 00:01:21.620 DER VET DU! 00:01:21.780 --> 00:01:22.280 00:01:22.500 --> 00:01:23.320 Jeg la merke til deg! 00:01:23.720 --> 00:01:24.980 SENPAI HAR LAGT MERKE TIL DEG! 00:01:25.260 --> 00:01:27.040 Ja, brødre! Det fungerer! 00:01:28.020 --> 00:01:29.860 JAA! 00:01:30.140 --> 00:01:31.900 Jeg trenger deg nå. 00:01:32.460 --> 00:01:36.520 Du tar vekk den største delen av meg 00:01:36.960 --> 00:01:38.660 OoOOOooooh!! 00:01:38.900 --> 00:01:40.720 Jeg sugde slangen diin~ 00:01:41.240 --> 00:01:43.560 Jeg sugde slangen din opp~ 00:01:43.780 --> 00:01:45.220 MINE SØTE BARN. 00:01:45.940 --> 00:01:47.600 JEG SKAL SPISE DERE ALLE! 00:01:48.100 --> 00:01:48.740 0 deaths 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:49.780 'Til poods' 00:01:50.720 --> 00:01:52.260 Akkurat sånn. Men du må fortsette å vokse for det. 00:01:52.260 --> 00:01:54.560 D-du er en liten mikropenis akkurat nå. 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:57.040 Herregud. Dere følger etter meg dere, gjør dere ikke? 00:01:57.520 --> 00:01:59.220 Det blir - Det er bare på tull, bror. 00:01:59.660 --> 00:02:00.220 00:02:00.960 --> 00:02:02.620 Å, gud, det her er er så intenst. 00:02:03.320 --> 00:02:03.820 MEER! 00:02:04.540 --> 00:02:05.420 MEER! 00:02:06.340 --> 00:02:07.300 MMEEER! 00:02:07.800 --> 00:02:08.760 MMEEEEERR 00:02:09.540 --> 00:02:10.280 JA! 00:02:11.180 --> 00:02:11.680 00:02:12.500 --> 00:02:13.100 SMAKER 00:02:13.420 --> 00:02:14.320 GODT 00:02:15.260 --> 00:02:16.180 Jaa... 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:17.580 00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:19.300 Mer. 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:21.080 Mer kraf- 00:02:42.140 --> 00:02:46.860 00:02:56.640 --> 00:02:58.000 Hva var det? 00:02:58.200 --> 00:03:05.520 00:03:06.900 --> 00:03:08.500 Tror du dette er et spill? 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:09.840 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:17.960 00:03:19.500 --> 00:03:21.020 0 DEATHS 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:22.680 INGEN SLÅR PEWDIEPIE. 00:03:22.980 --> 00:03:23.480 Hei, Nick. 00:03:23.780 --> 00:03:25.340 Hvorfor suger du ikke nicken min, pikk? 00:03:25.760 --> 00:03:26.260 Dust. 00:03:26.480 --> 00:03:26.980 Din drittunge, Nick. 00:03:27.580 --> 00:03:32.140 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:33.480 Den teller ikke. 00:03:33.980 --> 00:03:34.660 NULL 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:35.360 DEATHS 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:36.300 Hva skjer? 00:03:36.340 --> 00:03:37.780 Hva skjer, Ayy Iamo? 00:03:38.040 --> 00:03:38.540 Ayy Iamo 00:03:38.820 --> 00:03:39.320 Ayy Iamo 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:40.560 Sug min Iamo 00:03:40.700 --> 00:03:41.200 Dritt. 00:03:41.540 --> 00:03:42.160 OH! 00:03:42.500 --> 00:03:43.560 Du ble nettopp slatt ut! 00:03:44.040 --> 00:03:44.720 Herregyud 00:03:45.320 --> 00:03:47.080 Herregud, en jævla gullgruve 00:03:47.140 --> 00:03:47.920 HERREGUD 00:03:48.320 --> 00:03:51.200 Jeg er den største slangen i galaksen 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:54.800 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.820 Men for i helvetes jævla fitte 00:04:00.460 --> 00:04:00.960 Ja 00:04:01.380 --> 00:04:01.880 Ja 00:04:02.260 --> 00:04:02.760 Ja 00:04:03.180 --> 00:04:04.220 Mitt kjære barn 00:04:04.780 --> 00:04:05.280 JA 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:06.760 MITT KJÆRE BARN 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:08.560 PEWDS JAA 00:04:09.480 --> 00:04:10.200 Tusen takk. 00:04:10.480 --> 00:04:11.720 Hør, dere må alle dø. 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:14.120 Dere må alle dø. 00:04:14.700 --> 00:04:15.440 Dere vet det, ikke sant? 00:04:15.700 --> 00:04:18.740 'Pewdiepie si: hagelislag' 00:04:18.880 --> 00:04:19.840 HAGELISLAG 00:04:20.020 --> 00:04:21.140 HAGELISLAG 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:22.120 Helvete! 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:29.040 Hva var det for no'? 00:04:29.100 --> 00:04:29.740 Der, vet du. 00:04:29.740 --> 00:04:30.280 Der. 00:04:30.280 --> 00:04:30.860 Der 00:04:30.860 --> 00:04:31.440 Der vet du 00:04:31.820 --> 00:04:32.320 Skjønt. 00:04:32.320 --> 00:04:32.980 Skjønt. 00:04:32.980 --> 00:04:33.500 Skjønt. 00:04:33.500 --> 00:04:34.000 Skjø- 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:34.580 Pewdiepie 00:04:34.700 --> 00:04:35.800 Følg meg, Pewdiepie! 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:37.080 Kom hit Pewdiepie 00:04:37.780 --> 00:04:38.300 Kom Pewdiepie 00:04:38.780 --> 00:04:39.280 Jeg elsker deg. 00:04:39.520 --> 00:04:40.580 JA. JEG ELSKER DEG. 00:04:40.860 --> 00:04:41.740 JEG ELSKER DEG 00:04:42.080 --> 00:04:42.960 VI HAR DETTE! 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:44.480 VI KLARER DETTE!! 00:04:44.860 --> 00:04:46.140 Oh- oh jævla 00:04:46.140 --> 00:04:47.500 Det er så trangt her. 00:04:47.500 --> 00:04:48.480 Det er SÅ trangt 00:04:51.140 --> 00:04:52.920 Vi æ'kke en sånn vanlig kanal. 00:04:53.420 --> 00:04:54.260 Som er sånn: Ehehe 00:04:54.620 --> 00:04:56.980 Ja, jeg døde et par ganger, men jeg gjorde ikke akkurat noe som helst. 00:04:56.980 --> 00:04:57.600 Føkk det. 00:04:58.060 --> 00:04:59.980 Ok. Vi går for første plass! 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:07.380 SUG MEG! 00:05:16.340 --> 00:05:18.500 Hva var det? Det var bare lag. 00:05:21.880 --> 00:05:22.520 helvete 00:05:48.700 --> 00:05:50.160 HVA VAR DET FOR'NO?? 00:05:50.580 --> 00:05:52.180 DEN SNUDDE JO IKKE ENGANG 00:05:52.540 --> 00:05:53.880 JEG HATER DETTE SPILLET! 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:55.280 JEG HATER ALLE 00:05:57.160 --> 00:05:58.040 FØKK MEG. 00:05:58.360 --> 00:05:58.860 HERRE 00:05:59.160 --> 00:05:59.660 HELVETES 00:06:00.340 --> 00:06:01.540 GUD