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*intuneric total*

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Unii hateri spun

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ca nu sunt bun la jocuri

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si la asta le spun

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Sunt cel mai puternic gamer de pe planeta

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nu am murit niciodata intr-un joc video.

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EU SUNT SATANA

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EU SUNT DUMNEZEU ACUM

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Eu sunt - aceasta este live acum

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Va chem, bros

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Veti fi in sfarsit pe harta

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Sinucideti-va

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pentru mine

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si apoi fa-mi scula, sarpele meu, sa creasca

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Muzica inspaimantatoare care arata ca Slitheri.io este cel mai nasol joc din univers

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Nu voi muri niciodata

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Okay, bros. Gasiti-l pe senpai si sinucideti-va.

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La naiba

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OHH!

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Tocmai ai fost umilit fraiere

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Ai crezut ca il poti omori pe senpai

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SENPAI NU MOARE NICIODATA

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Oamenii vin diverse parti ale lumii

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sa se uite cum ma joc acest joc live

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Vrei o bucata

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Uita-te la fraierul asta, ma vrea.

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Onee-chan are nevoie de suport

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FRAIERE!

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AI CREZUT CA O SA FACI UNA RAPIDA CU MINE!

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0 death

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Sunt cel mai rapid sarpe din univers

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'Poods mananca-ma'

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Haide

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Asa

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Ia de aici (2x)

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IA DE AICI (3X)

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Frate!

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Te-am vazut!

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SENPAI TE-A VAZUT!

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Yes, bros! Merge!

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DAAA!

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Am nevoie de tine acum

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Sa iei cea mai mare parte din mine

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OoOOOooooh >~<

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Ti-am absorbit sarpele~

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Ti-am suflat sarpele~

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COPILASII MEI.

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O SA VA MANANC PE TOTI!

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0 deaths!

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'Pentru poods'

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Continua tot asa. Trebuie sa cresti totusi

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E-esti un micropenis acum

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La naiba. Toti ma urmariti nu-i asa?

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Devine - Este doar o gluma frate

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*rade*

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Doamne, devine intens

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MAI MULT!

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MAI MULT! (2x)

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MAI MULT! (3x)

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MAI MULT! (4x)

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DAAA!

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UGH

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ARE GUST

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BUUNNNN

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Daaaa....

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Oh.

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Mai mult

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Mai multa put-

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vioara

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Ce naiba a fost aia?

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*pian*

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Crezi ca e un fel de joc?

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*smiorcaiala*

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*mai multa muzica trista*

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0 DEATHS

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NIMENI NU ISI BATE JOC DE PEWDIEPIE

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Buna Nick.

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Sugemi-o Nick

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Curv-o

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Da-te naibi

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*din pacate, mai multa muzica trista*

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Nu se pune

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ZERO

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ZERO DEATHS

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Cum mai merge?

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Cum mai merge ayy lamo?

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Ayy lamo

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Ayy lamo (2x)

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Suge-mi lamo-ul.

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Curv-o

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OH!

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Tocmai ai fost facut

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Oh doamne

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Doamne o mina de aur

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DOAMNE

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SUNT CEL MAI MARE SAPRE DIN GALAXIE

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Asta este

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*injura in suedeza*

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Da

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Da (2x)

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Da (3x)

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Copilul meu

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DA

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COPILASUL MEU

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PEWDS DA

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Multumesc

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Asculta, trebuie sa mori

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Toti trebuie sa muriti

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Stiati asta, nu?

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'Pewdiepie spune : hagelslag'

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HAGELSLAG

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HAGELSLAG! (2x)

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HELVETE!

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Ce dracu a fost aia?

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Asa

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Asa (2x)

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Asa (3x)

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Asa (4x)

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Minunat

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Minunat (2x)

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Minunat (3x)

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Mi-

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PEWDIEPIE!

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Pewdiepie, urmareste-ma, Pewdiepie!

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Vino aici Pewdiepie

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Vino aici Pewdiepie

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Te iubesc

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DA, TE IUBESC

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TE IUBESCC

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Functioneaza

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FUNCTIONEAZA

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Oh- oh javla

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Este foarte stramt aici

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Foarte stramt

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Asta nu e un canal banal

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In genul :Ehehe

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Da, da am murit de cateva ori dar nu am facut nimic

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La naiba cu asta

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Ok. Mergem pentru locul 1

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SUGE-MI-O

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Ce naiba a fost aia? A fost doar niste lag.

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La naiba

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CE NAIBA A FOST ASTA?

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NICI MACAR NU M-AM ROTIT

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URASC JOCUL ASTA!

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URASC PE TOATA LUMEA

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DA-MA DRACULUI

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DOAMNE

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FERESTE

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DOAMNE