WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:04.960 Video game culture needs to stop fetishizing skill. 00:00:05.460 --> 00:00:08.620 *Laughs* 00:00:10.140 --> 00:00:11.040 Crybabies! 00:00:11.060 --> 00:00:16.760 The physical glass ceiling when they get good mentality turns ableist 00:00:17.560 --> 00:00:25.720 *Laughs* 00:00:25.720 --> 00:00:28.540 *Laughs/Cries* 00:00:30.320 --> 00:00:32.220 Have you played "I wanna be the guy"? 00:00:32.400 --> 00:00:37.540 Have you played? it have you played it? if so, did you make it past the first... 00:00:38.770 --> 00:00:45.509 screen? My name is PewDiePie. I'm on a mission to beat this game based on my wonderful comments 00:00:45.509 --> 00:00:47.700 that are supporting me on this journey. 00:00:48.340 --> 00:00:50.340 *Magical melodies* 00:00:51.620 --> 00:00:57.940 Here we go! I've only died three three three times. Oh my god. That's half the devil times 00:00:58.720 --> 00:01:00.280 I don't even remember how to play.. 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:03.520 Oh my god. 00:01:04.379 --> 00:01:06.379 Oh my god, we're here. 00:01:10.100 --> 00:01:12.100 Fine, it can't be that bad. 00:01:14.320 --> 00:01:15.200 Great 00:01:19.580 --> 00:01:23.560 Actually? nevermind. I forgot about that one all right. I know how to make it there 00:01:24.340 --> 00:01:26.200 Oh There's a bird. There's a bird. What do I do? 00:01:26.460 --> 00:01:28.140 Stop Stop Stop! 00:01:28.260 --> 00:01:29.020 You goddamn bird 00:01:29.260 --> 00:01:29.760 Stop! 00:01:29.980 --> 00:01:30.480 STOP! 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:31.700 STOOOP!! 00:01:32.100 --> 00:01:33.120 Fuck 00:01:33.960 --> 00:01:38.400 Pace Magazine and polygon they were right. Games journalism was right. 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:42.160 They were right all along 00:01:43.540 --> 00:01:44.620 I don't understand... 00:01:44.620 --> 00:01:48.940 There's so many steps. I have to jump this one, gotta watch out for them 00:01:48.940 --> 00:01:51.360 And then the Apple, and then the third. And it's like... 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:52.860 Oh My God! 00:01:53.160 --> 00:01:55.020 Okay. Look at this perfect. Fir... 00:01:55.020 --> 00:01:57.060 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do this on the first try 00:01:57.960 --> 00:01:59.960 First try baby come on 00:02:00.620 --> 00:02:03.300 Zero deaths, and then you walk back and then forward then... 00:02:04.060 --> 00:02:05.900 First try okay. You do the jump 00:02:06.700 --> 00:02:09.220 Then you walk back, then forward and then back 00:02:09.780 --> 00:02:11.220 You do the first jump... 00:02:11.860 --> 00:02:14.520 You do the first jump. You gotta wait for the timing 00:02:14.780 --> 00:02:20.440 You gotta wait for the timing, Do the... right. And then you gotta walk back, then forward, then back e.. 00:02:20.700 --> 00:02:22.700 You got to do the first jump... 00:02:23.010 --> 00:02:25.010 You got to do the first jump... 00:02:25.880 --> 00:02:31.640 You got to do the first jump, wait for the timing, you go in back and back and forth and... 00:02:32.180 --> 00:02:34.180 You got to do the first jump, right... 00:02:37.220 --> 00:02:38.360 First jump.. 00:02:40.220 --> 00:02:43.120 Oh I get it. Oh okay. I see, first try, okay, so.. 00:02:44.700 --> 00:02:46.170 First jump 00:02:46.170 --> 00:02:49.460 Stand there, and then you go back. I got it! look at that 00:02:49.460 --> 00:02:51.410 How easy that is, once you know how to do it 00:02:51.720 --> 00:02:57.480 And I didn't even watch a mexican... goddamnit. So you gotta jump up here. Watch out for... fucking bird! 00:02:57.780 --> 00:03:01.250 And then all the apples. All the apples. Okay... 00:03:01.250 --> 00:03:06.160 And the zombies at the same time, at the same time, you got it at the same time 00:03:07.740 --> 00:03:08.340 come on 00:03:09.300 --> 00:03:09.980 come on 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:12.280 Easy 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:17.840 Easy! Now. Now, more birds. That's fine. That's fine 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:23.080 There's birds everywhere in life. You just gotta deal with it alright. Okay here. It comes here. It comes 00:03:23.440 --> 00:03:23.940 *slap* 00:03:23.940 --> 00:03:24.440 COME ON! 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:25.370 Here we go, come on 00:03:25.440 --> 00:03:26.560 Get hyped, get hyped 00:03:26.700 --> 00:03:29.920 Come on! x9 00:03:30.760 --> 00:03:31.520 Fuktchu 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:32.140 Fuck you 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:32.740 Fu... 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:33.920 *Slams keyboard* 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:37.800 *Imitating* "Cuphead is so difficult" 00:03:38.160 --> 00:03:39.340 "I don't know what t..." 00:03:39.560 --> 00:03:40.220 *slams table* 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:47.980 I don't understand this jump. I just don't understand it. You have to understand the jump, to make the jump! 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:53.120 You can't just jump! You have to know the jump. You have to breathe the jump. You have to be the... 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:53.740 Godd... 00:03:54.700 --> 00:03:56.060 Come ooon! 00:03:56.860 --> 00:04:00.180 Wait for the right moment Felix, wait for the right moment 00:04:00.660 --> 00:04:08.460 Your time and will arise. Young child. Young child. Your time will come 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:10.800 Oohh 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:12.400 *moans* 00:04:13.400 --> 00:04:14.000 Now 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:15.060 No 00:04:15.740 --> 00:04:16.280 Now 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:18.720 Run 00:04:18.940 --> 00:04:20.140 Faaan... 00:04:20.200 --> 00:04:22.180 Look at this perfect skills, jump? 00:04:22.420 --> 00:04:25.520 Alright, look at this goddamn perfect skills we do the... f.. 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:27.520 Look at these goddamn perfect skills 00:04:27.709 --> 00:04:28.880 We do the first jump... 00:04:28.880 --> 00:04:29.630 We go here 00:04:29.630 --> 00:04:31.410 When wait for the dangle, we jump 00:04:31.410 --> 00:04:32.310 perfect timing 00:04:32.310 --> 00:04:39.200 Now we watch out for the claw, and now we prepare ourself for the bird, we shoot the bird, first apple. Not a problem 00:04:39.460 --> 00:04:45.140 Shoot the zambies. Shoot the zambies. Watch out for apples, keep shooting zambies, more apples, more zambies 00:04:45.140 --> 00:04:49.660 What are you gonna do zambies? One other one. Another one. Oh it's good 00:04:49.700 --> 00:04:53.600 Oh he celebrates, but never! He's gotta shoot all the birds.. 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:59.140 He's gotta shoot all the birds. He waits patiently for his right time. Just kidding! He goes for it! 00:04:59.140 --> 00:05:00.680 He goes through all of it. 00:05:00.840 --> 00:05:01.920 *grunts twice* 00:05:02.360 --> 00:05:06.680 He does it perfectly, but he only has one chance to blow 00:05:07.320 --> 00:05:07.880 eh 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:11.800 Argh! That was so.. fduhu. Can't you just go up? 00:05:12.080 --> 00:05:13.400 *Cries* 00:05:14.200 --> 00:05:15.880 He cries like a little baby 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:16.640 NO! 00:05:17.840 --> 00:05:18.960 Oh this is not good 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:23.040 *Focused Pewds* 00:05:25.100 --> 00:05:25.840 Yes! 00:05:25.840 --> 00:05:26.400 Yes! 00:05:26.400 --> 00:05:26.980 Uh! 00:05:27.220 --> 00:05:29.580 *Laughts* 00:05:29.860 --> 00:05:32.180 *He's going insane* 00:05:32.940 --> 00:05:33.440 F... 00:05:37.860 --> 00:05:43.820 What now? What now? What are you gonna do? You know that shit's not gonna let me go there 00:05:45.020 --> 00:05:45.980 *exhales* 00:05:49.020 --> 00:05:52.500 Come on! I'm gonna count down from five... 00:05:53.200 --> 00:05:54.400 Five.. 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:55.780 Four... 00:05:56.220 --> 00:05:57.160 Three... 00:05:57.580 --> 00:05:58.940 Two... 00:06:00.640 --> 00:06:03.800 It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a bird. I can, i ca.. It's gonna be a bird 00:06:04.260 --> 00:06:05.760 One... 00:06:06.200 --> 00:06:08.660 Are you fucking stupid? 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:10.400 What was that? 00:06:15.860 --> 00:06:17.080 *sad flute* 00:06:17.100 --> 00:06:20.520 I didn't even jump it. I didn't even jump it 00:06:21.180 --> 00:06:22.940 *Pewds going insane* I didn't even jump it 00:06:24.180 --> 00:06:25.460 How about that? 00:06:25.960 --> 00:06:26.920 Whoaho! 00:06:28.180 --> 00:06:31.420 Looks like we have to do all this again! 00:06:31.740 --> 00:06:40.260 *chill drums* 00:06:40.260 --> 00:06:42.480 *chill music* 00:06:42.600 --> 00:06:46.380 Took a little break. Watch me, watch me do this on the first try. 00:06:46.380 --> 00:06:47.940 Watch me do it on first try 00:06:48.380 --> 00:06:53.000 First try watch me do it. Watch me do it on first try. First try watch me 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:59.029 do it. First try, first try, first try watch me do it. Come on! First try, first try, first try 00:06:59.340 --> 00:07:04.080 First try, first try mother...truckers. BIRD! First try... 00:07:04.400 --> 00:07:06.360 First try is easy 00:07:07.180 --> 00:07:09.020 EASY... 00:07:09.020 --> 00:07:11.020 *screaming* EASY... 00:07:11.220 --> 00:07:13.220 E... E... E 00:07:17.760 --> 00:07:18.880 *Yells* 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:24.200 First try! First try. Come on! Come on! 00:07:24.200 --> 00:07:27.800 *Speechless Pewds* 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:30.900 *Insane Pewds* 00:07:32.100 --> 00:07:33.440 Fucking piece of shit! 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:34.240 *Angry Pewds* 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:35.900 That doesn't even make any sense 00:07:37.500 --> 00:07:38.860 Why did it move? 00:07:39.900 --> 00:07:41.340 Why did it go down? 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:42.540 First try! Come on! 00:07:42.940 --> 00:07:45.760 *mumbles* Foam.. Fukskd i gotta fuck you unless you got 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:46.420 Brrraah 00:07:46.520 --> 00:07:47.020 Brrraah 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:47.620 Brrraah 00:07:47.640 --> 00:07:51.660 First try! First try! Zero deaths, zero deaths, zero deaaa... 00:07:51.940 --> 00:07:52.860 Zero... 00:07:53.020 --> 00:07:54.100 ZERO DEATHS! 00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:55.180 ZERO... 00:07:55.380 --> 00:07:56.340 How many deaths? 00:07:56.500 --> 00:07:57.420 zero 00:07:57.660 --> 00:07:58.300 zero 00:07:58.620 --> 00:07:59.200 serah 00:07:59.400 --> 00:07:59.900 SERA 00:08:00.060 --> 00:08:00.560 serah 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:04.620 *singing* "Wherever you be, you be" serah! 00:08:04.620 --> 00:08:09.500 Serah, sera, zero deaths, sera, sera, zero deaths, sera... 00:08:09.500 --> 00:08:11.760 *Continues into "beatboxing"* 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:12.640 brrrrah 00:08:12.800 --> 00:08:14.800 pah x16 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:16.360 pah x6 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:18.680 Pwah 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:20.720 *yells* 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:21.960 ZERO 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:22.840 ZER... 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:24.540 NOOOOO... 00:08:28.960 --> 00:08:29.460 *child-like voice* 00:08:29.460 --> 00:08:30.900 B, But i went back?.. 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:33.620 But I went back! 00:08:34.440 --> 00:08:35.060 I can do this! 00:08:35.300 --> 00:08:42.240 I'm Felix (Mother Flipping) Kjellberg. Christian Channel. I respect wamen and dead memes. Thank you 00:08:42.500 --> 00:08:44.380 Thank you very much. Come on! 00:08:44.380 --> 00:08:45.980 You fuckka bakka makka. 00:08:45.980 --> 00:08:47.520 Come on! x2 00:08:47.520 --> 00:08:48.180 Come on dude... 00:08:48.180 --> 00:08:50.500 Come on! x3 00:08:50.500 --> 00:08:52.460 Get hyped. Get fucking hyped 00:08:52.620 --> 00:08:55.560 Come on, come on, come on. Oh, oh. 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:57.500 That was some terrible timing 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:00.840 *game music playing* 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:08.120 YES! YES! Suck my Swedish. Brrrahhpa 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:11.020 *Pewds celebrating* 00:09:12.220 --> 00:09:18.440 "You're gonna make this Felix. You're gonna make this. You're gonna make this Felix. You're gonna make this.." 00:09:18.680 --> 00:09:19.360 GO 00:09:21.620 --> 00:09:25.740 *Rage Pewds* 00:09:30.420 --> 00:09:32.680 *chill music* 00:09:33.140 --> 00:09:37.800 *Focused Pewds* 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:48.760 Yes, oh 00:09:48.920 --> 00:09:50.360 Okay please! 00:09:50.860 --> 00:09:58.260 Please, come on. I'm so... This took me 15 minutes. It took me 15 minutes to get back here. 15 minutes! 00:09:58.340 --> 00:10:00.260 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? 00:10:06.520 --> 00:10:07.020 *clap* 00:10:08.740 --> 00:10:09.240 Yes! 00:10:09.400 --> 00:10:09.900 Yes! 00:10:10.200 --> 00:10:10.700 YES! 00:10:11.020 --> 00:10:12.000 YEEEES! 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:13.040 Tsfuu... 00:10:13.820 --> 00:10:14.560 Mnaah!.. 00:10:15.060 --> 00:10:16.000 *Exhaling violently* 00:10:16.380 --> 00:10:18.000 Goodbye. leave a like! 00:10:18.340 --> 00:10:18.900 BRRAAH