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"電玩遊戲文化需要停止讓人沉迷(新聞標題)"

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( ´థ౪థ)

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你們這群愛哭鬼!!

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新聞標題
實質的玻璃天花板效應 : 當''加油好嗎?''的嘲諷心理
轉變為完全優勢主義的欺凌行為

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( ´థ౪థ)σ
玻璃天花板: 針對一些族群遇到的潛在限制或是障礙
(例如: 常用於女性職場升遷)

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( σ´థ౪థ)σ

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你玩過"I wanna be the guy"嗎？

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你有玩過嗎？你玩過？如果有，你有過第一...

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....幕？

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我可是PewDiePie。基於那之前支持我旅程的遊戲精彩評論，我有要打敗這個遊戲的任務使命。

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留言: 玩《要塞英雄》
(但是pewds還是玩了I wanna be the guy...)

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來吧！我掛了333次。天啊！這只折騰我一半而已

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我都忘了該怎麼玩了...-`д´-

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我的天（ノд｀＠）

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天啊，我們還在這(_　_|||)

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好吧，不會比這更糟了(´･ω･`)

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太棒了

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其實...算了。我忘了剛才那個

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好，我知道怎麼過去

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喔！是那鳥。這鳥...我該怎麼辦?

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停！停！停！

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你這該死的鳥

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快停！

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快停！！

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停！！！

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去你的

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Pace Magazine和Polygon(電子遊戲網站)他們說的對。電玩新聞說的對

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他們一直是對的...

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我不明白ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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這有很多尖刺。我跳過一個，又得小心其他的

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再來有蘋果，還有第三個。還有像...

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噢！我的天！

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好，看我完美的...第一...

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我可以做到。看我的第一試

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第一試，來吧寶貝！

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零死亡，然後你要往回，再向前，再...

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第一次，好。你要先跳

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然後往回，再向前，然後再回...

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你要先跳...

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你要先跳。你要先等一下

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你要先等，再...對，之後你要再往回，再向前，再往回...

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你必須先跳...

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你要先跳...

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你先跳，等一會，往回，往回，向前，再...

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你先跳，對吧...

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先跳...

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噢！我瞭了。好，我知道，第一次，好...所以...

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先跳

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站在這，然後你回來。我瞭，看清楚

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多簡單啊，你要先明白怎麼做

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然後我沒看到...該死。

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所以你要先跳來這裡，小心...去你的鳥

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小心這些蘋果...全部的蘋果...好...

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同時還有這些殭屍，同時，你同時都要小心他們

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來吧

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來吧

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簡單

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簡單！現在，現在，更多的鳥。沒問題的。沒問題

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到處都是鳥。沒問題，你要先解決他。好，這裡，來吧。來吧

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來吧！(ง •̀ω•́)ง✧

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我們走。來吧

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來嗨吧，嗨吧

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來吧x9

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去你的

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我去...

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(╬ಠ益ಠ)

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"Cuphead"真是太困難了

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我不懂為什麼...

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我懂這要怎麼跳。我就是不懂。你要了解才能完成這一跳

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你不能只是跳！你要有技巧地跳。
你必須深深一跳。你必須...

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天啊

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來吧！(｀Д´)

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先等等Felix，等個好時機

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是時候該你了。年輕人。年輕人。你的好時機會來的ఠ_ఠ

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噢~~~

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喔~~~~

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現在

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不

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現在

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跑

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去你的џ(ºДºџ)

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看這完美的技巧，跳

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好的，看這天殺的技巧，我們可以...

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看這天殺的技巧

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我們先跳

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我們到這

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等下這些掉落物，我們跳

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完美時間點

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現在小心這爪子，準備攻擊這隻鳥，射這隻鳥，
第一顆蘋果。沒問題

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射這些殭屍。射這些殭屍。小心那些蘋果，繼續射殭屍，更多的蘋果，更多的殭屍

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殭屍你們還會什麼？一個又一個，另一個。太好了

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噢，他在慶祝，但絕不！他射那些鳥...

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他射全部的鳥。他耐心地等待時機。

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開玩笑的，他繼續前進

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他完成這一切

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*神秘嬌喘*(｡o´д｀)o

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他做的很完美，但他只有一次機會

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啊...

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啊！都已經這麼...你不能直接上去嗎？(｀Д´)

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(つд`)

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他哭得像個小寶寶

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看起來不妙

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水！

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水啦！

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噢！

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୧(≧∀≦)୨

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自嗨中...

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怎樣？現在是怎樣？你還想幹嘛？你懂這個東西不會讓我們這麼簡單就過去的

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來吧！倒數五...

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五...

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四...

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三...

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二...

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是...是鳥，我猜一定是鳥

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一！

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你是他媽的笨蛋嗎？(┛ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻

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是怎樣？

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(；д；)

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我還沒跳到，我甚至還沒跳到

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我根本沒跳到ಥ◡ಥ

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不然要怎樣？

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看來我們得全部重來！ಥ_ಥ

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"稍待片刻"

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"稍待片刻"

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只是休息一會，看我...看我一次就成功

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看我一次成功

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第一次，給我看好，看我一次成功。看我一次就成功

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第一試，第一試，看我一次成功。來吧！第一試，第一試，第一試

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第一試，第一試，去你*的...鳥！！第一試...

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第一試，這很簡單

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簡單~~~~~(｀Д´*)

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簡~~~單~~~

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簡..簡..簡....

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第一試！就一次。來吧！來吧！

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(°o°:)

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(◑‿◐)

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去你的垃圾！

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(╬ಠ益ಠ)

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這根本一點道理也沒有！

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為什麼它會動啦？！(#｀皿´)

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為什麼會斷掉？

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第一試！來吧！

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@#$*&!$@%^+*

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第一試！第一試！零死亡！零死亡！零死亡～！

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零..

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零死亡！！

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零！

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死幾次？

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零！▼皿▼)

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零！

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零

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零次

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零次

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"無論身在何處...何處..." (唱歌) 零！

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零，零，零死亡，零，零，零死亡，零...▼皿▼)b

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@#!%&*&%!#@%

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@#!%&*&%!#@%

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pah x16 (槍聲)

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pah x6 (槍聲)

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pah

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啊~

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零次！！

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零...

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不~~~∑(ﾟдﾟ；)

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但我有回去啊？

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但我有回去啊！(υ´Д｀)

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我可以做到！

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我可是他*的Felix Kjellberg！基督頻道，我尊重女人和死亡模因。謝謝

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非常感謝。來吧！

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你這個他媽的...

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來吧！來吧！

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來吧兄弟...

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來吧！ x3

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跳起來，去你的起來

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來吧，來吧，來吧，喔，喔

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這實在是個太糟的時間點了

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水！水啦！去~我的~瑞典~~

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你可以做到的Felix，你可以做到的！你可以做到的Felix，你一定可以做到

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去吧！

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ヽ(`Д´#)ﾉ

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*十五分鐘後*

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水！喔！

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好啦，拜託！

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拜託，我已經...這花了我十五分鐘，我花了十五分鐘才回來這，十五分鐘！

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你在開玩笑嗎？你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

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水！

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水！

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水！

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水啦！！！

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再見，去按個讚！

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