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*nokia ringtone*

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Hello?

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Hi Felix!

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This is Ethan from PR.

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Oh, it's PR!

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Unfortunately, due to some recent events...

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there's been a full-on media shitstorm.

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There's been a media shitstorm?

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Uh...

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people are calling you a Nazi.

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People are calling me a Nazi?

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Yeah, I'm afraid so

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And it's not just because you look like

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precisely what Hitler wanted

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How can I make this situation better?!

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I'll do anything!

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There's only one thing you can do at this point

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You... have to go back in time and

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Kill Hitler!

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I will kill...

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Hitler...

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THE NEW ASSIGNMENT-

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HEY!

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He's hold-he's holding his hand!

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NO!!!

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Alright

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Here we go!

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Kept you waiting huh?

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huh...

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Let the f- let the

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Führer hunt

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BEGIN

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I can smell him already

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All the bad Nazi jokes

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*sniffs*

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I can- I can smell the out of context

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Here we go

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Our first Nazi

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Scumbag

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Let's shoot him in the nuts

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Nein!

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Dammit!

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Intestine- goddamnit, well that

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That Nazi's not gonna shit for a while

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Look at that just Nazis

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Oh no we can't-!

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We can't show that! That's offensive

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OH

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OH

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OH part 3

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OH ;)

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oh...

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Is that r-

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OHH

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*shooting noise* Let's give him a new butthole

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AAAOH

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*laughing*

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He even has the same haircut I used to have what the fuck

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Nazi haircut euh

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C'mon

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Here we go X3

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Here- here you go

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Oh- *gun blasts* Oh!

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EUUUHH

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No more Nazi babies for you buddy

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*nokia rings again*

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What?!

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Hi Felix this is Ethan from PR

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Um, can you keep shooting the Nazis in the balls?

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Keep shooting the Nazis in the balls?

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You are erasing all of the modern day Nazis from the timeline :0

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KEEP IT UP

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THAT'S HELPING?!

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Good work

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GOT IT

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(Ethan): Kept you waiting, huh?

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OH MY GO-O-O-D

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Eye shot??!!

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Hello!

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EEYYYY

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*badass rock music*

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OOH MY GOD

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*rip headphone users*

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*claps* Nazi balls!

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Wow! What an amazing AI

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fuck you

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Ey- hey- don't shoot me

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DON"T shoot me please

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*pipe clangs* *clapping for A+ AI*

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Best ga-*laughing*

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OOOOH

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I never get tired of that

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I gotta do this

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Not just for myself...

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But for Jacksepticeyeee

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I will find Hitler...

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and I will...

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KILL HIM

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Then there will be no question

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It will legitimize all my humor

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it will give me a free pass

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Oh you made a Nazi joke?

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Yeah, but I killed Hitler

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so it's ok

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*GASP* There's Hilter!

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AH

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AH

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SHIT

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SHIT

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SHIT

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AH

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*Bidoom*

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Don't panic

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THERE HE IS

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THERE HE IS !!!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT'S FÜHRER!!!

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*comedic music*

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*sirens blaring, people moaning, fantasy movie music in the distance*

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*all becomes quiet omo :0*

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*Felix screms in delight*

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*laughing*

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And that's-

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Why Hitler never had any babies

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oh no...

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I'm fading out!

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This wasn't supposed to happen this way!

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AINSLEY DO SOMETHING

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THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

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THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!

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NOO

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IT WAS A PLAN ALL ALONG

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*screaming*

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*dun dun duuun*

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ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED???

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OMG :0000