WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.760 *nokia 3310 ringtone* 00:00:02.760 --> 00:00:03.260 Hello? 00:00:03.380 --> 00:00:03.880 Kamusta Felix! 00:00:03.880 --> 00:00:05.520 Ito si Ethan galing sa PR. 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:06.340 Ah, si PR! 00:00:06.340 --> 00:00:08.120 Sa kasamaang palad, dahil sa ilang mga kamakailan-lamang na mga kaganapan... 00:00:08.240 --> 00:00:10.140 mayroong nangyaring isang punong media shitstorm 00:00:10.380 --> 00:00:11.820 May naging isang media shitstorm? 00:00:11.940 --> 00:00:12.440 Uh... 00:00:12.440 --> 00:00:14.180 May mga taong tinatawag kang Nazi. 00:00:14.300 --> 00:00:15.820 May mga taong tinatawag akong NAZI? 00:00:15.820 --> 00:00:17.100 Oo, At ako'y natatakot 00:00:17.260 --> 00:00:18.980 At ito ay hindi dahil ka hitsurang 00:00:18.980 --> 00:00:20.820 tiyak kung ano ang nais ni Hitler 00:00:20.820 --> 00:00:23.300 Paano ko magagawang mahusay ang mga sitwasyong ito? 00:00:23.720 --> 00:00:24.840 Gagawin ko ang lahat! 00:00:24.900 --> 00:00:28.180 Mayroon lamang isang bagay na maaari mong gawin sa puntong ito 00:00:28.180 --> 00:00:31.080 Ikaw... ay babalik sa nakaraan at 00:00:31.080 --> 00:00:32.620 Patayin si Hitler! 00:00:32.880 --> 00:00:34.540 Papatayin ko si.... 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:36.440 Hitler... 00:00:43.040 --> 00:00:44.280 ANG BAGONG TRABAHO- 00:00:44.340 --> 00:00:44.840 HOY! 00:00:45.540 --> 00:00:47.700 Siya'y Hina-siya'y naghahawak kamay! 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:48.440 HINDI! 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:50.260 Ok! 00:00:52.160 --> 00:00:53.060 Tara na! 00:00:57.120 --> 00:00:58.540 Naghintay kayo sa akin ahh? 00:00:58.540 --> 00:00:59.400 huh... 00:00:59.540 --> 00:01:00.660 Tara na at 00:01:01.040 --> 00:01:03.000 At simulan ang paghanap sa Führer! 00:01:03.260 --> 00:01:04.780 Naaamoy ko na siya 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:07.600 Lahat ng masasamang biro tungkol sa Nazi 00:01:09.180 --> 00:01:11.440 Naaamoy ko- naamoy ko ang nasa labas ng konteksto 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:13.120 Ito na 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:16.500 Ang una nating Nazing... 00:01:17.540 --> 00:01:18.180 kalaban 00:01:18.820 --> 00:01:20.920 Barilin natin siya sa betlog 00:01:24.800 --> 00:01:25.300 HINDI! 00:01:25.760 --> 00:01:27.080 LETSE! 00:01:27.260 --> 00:01:29.500 Bituka- Letse, mabuti ngang 00:01:29.500 --> 00:01:31.940 Ndi na makakatae yung Nazing iyon sa isang saglit 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:34.220 Tignan mo yang Nazis 00:01:35.020 --> 00:01:36.280 Ayy naku, hindi namin... 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:38.540 Hindi naming puede ipakita yan! Ito'y hindi kanais-nais 00:01:38.740 --> 00:01:39.240 Oh! 00:01:39.820 --> 00:01:40.540 Oh! 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:41.400 Oh! 00:01:41.940 --> 00:01:42.740 Oh! (ikapat na oh ni Felix) 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:43.760 Oh! (panglima!) 00:01:44.140 --> 00:01:44.880 Ayan ba yung... 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:45.500 Oh! 00:01:45.500 --> 00:01:47.200 *putok ng baril* Bigyan natin siya ng bagong pwet 00:01:47.740 --> 00:01:48.560 AAHOH!! 00:01:48.900 --> 00:01:50.220 *tawa* 00:01:50.220 --> 00:01:53.200 Siya'y may parehas na gupit tulad sakin tanginang yan. 00:01:53.940 --> 00:01:55.340 Gupit Nazi... ahh 00:01:55.460 --> 00:01:56.200 Tara 00:01:57.120 --> 00:01:59.640 Heto na... Heto na... Heto na... 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:00.560 Heto na... 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:03.060 Oh- *putok ng baril* Oh! 00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:07.540 EUUUHH *nadidiring tawa* 00:02:07.540 --> 00:02:09.180 *tunog ng asno* 00:02:10.300 --> 00:02:12.460 Wala nang batang Nazi para sayo 00:02:12.820 --> 00:02:15.640 *parehong ringtone ulet Pewds?* 00:02:15.920 --> 00:02:16.460 Ano?! 00:02:16.660 --> 00:02:18.760 Kamusta Felix, Ethan ulet galing PR 00:02:18.760 --> 00:02:21.680 Um, puede mo bang barilin ulet yung mga Nazi sa bayag? 00:02:21.680 --> 00:02:23.520 Barilin ulet sa bayag? 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:27.240 Binubura mo lahat ng modernong panahong Nazi mula sa timeline 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:27.920 Pagbutihin mo pa! 00:02:27.920 --> 00:02:28.620 Nakakatulong? 00:02:28.620 --> 00:02:29.240 Mabuting trabaho 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:29.740 Kuha! 00:02:29.740 --> 00:02:30.680 Naghintay kayo sa akin ahh? 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:37.540 PANGINO-ON KO! 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:39.140 EYESHOT! 00:02:39.340 --> 00:02:39.840 Hello! 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:43.580 EYYY 00:02:43.580 --> 00:02:46.420 *matinding batong kanta* 00:02:46.600 --> 00:02:47.880 PANGINO-ON KO 00:02:48.440 --> 00:02:51.640 *Sumalangit nawa lahat ng gumagamit ng headphones* 00:02:58.460 --> 00:02:59.820 *palakpak* Bayag ng Nazi 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:01.760 Wow, isang kahangang-hangang AI 00:03:01.920 --> 00:03:02.960 Pakyu, nigga 00:03:03.160 --> 00:03:04.680 Ey, ey. Wag mo kong barilin 00:03:05.660 --> 00:03:07.100 Wag mo kong barilin please 00:03:09.020 --> 00:03:11.340 *pumapalakpak sa kahangahangang AI* 00:03:11.340 --> 00:03:12.460 Mahusay na laro *tawa* 00:03:15.140 --> 00:03:16.320 OOOOH! 00:03:16.320 --> 00:03:17.880 Hindi ako napapagod dun. 00:03:18.060 --> 00:03:19.060 Gagawin ko to... 00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:20.460 Hindi lang para sakin... 00:03:20.880 --> 00:03:22.560 Pero para kay JackSpeticEye 00:03:22.860 --> 00:03:24.400 Hahanapin ko si Hitler 00:03:25.220 --> 00:03:26.460 At gagawin kong lahat para 00:03:26.580 --> 00:03:27.200 Patayin siya 00:03:27.200 --> 00:03:28.760 Pagkatapos wala nang tanong ng tanong 00:03:28.760 --> 00:03:30.740 At gagawing lahat ng aking lehitimo ang aking katatawanan 00:03:30.740 --> 00:03:32.060 Bibigayan ako ng libreng pass 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:33.980 Gumawa ka ng birong Nazi? 00:03:34.060 --> 00:03:35.960 Oo, pero pinatay ko si Hitler 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:36.980 Kaya ok lang to 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:38.960 EUUGGHH, AYON SI HITLER! 00:03:40.100 --> 00:03:40.600 AH 00:03:40.660 --> 00:03:41.160 UGH 00:03:41.340 --> 00:03:41.900 TAE 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:42.460 TAE 00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:43.300 TAE 00:03:43.580 --> 00:03:44.480 AH 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:45.300 Bidoom 00:03:45.640 --> 00:03:46.480 Walang panic 00:03:47.380 --> 00:03:48.100 AYON SIYA! 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:50.260 AYOON SIYA!!!! 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:52.200 AYON Si FÜHRER! 00:03:53.580 --> 00:03:56.740 *nakakatawang tugtog* 00:03:57.640 --> 00:04:02.440 *maingay na sirena, sumisigaw na mga tao, pantasyang tugtog ay nasa distansiya* 00:04:06.780 --> 00:04:09.600 *lahat ay tumahimik* 00:04:12.320 --> 00:04:16.540 *Sumigaw parang walang bukas* 00:04:17.820 --> 00:04:19.180 *baliw na tawa* 00:04:19.660 --> 00:04:20.460 At ayan- 00:04:20.460 --> 00:04:22.800 Kung bakit hindi nagkaroon ng bata si Hitler 00:04:23.500 --> 00:04:24.360 *SUPRESA* 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:25.120 HINDE! 00:04:25.960 --> 00:04:26.920 Ako'y kumukupas na! 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:29.720 Hindi dapat ito mangyayari! 00:04:30.780 --> 00:04:32.500 AINSLEY, GUMAWA KA NG PARAAN 00:04:32.500 --> 00:04:33.820 ANG PADER KANTO PAHAYAGAN! 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:35.800 LAHAT SILA AY TAMA PALA! 00:04:36.580 --> 00:04:37.300 HINDI! 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:39.320 ITO'Y ISA PALANG PLANO! 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:40.940 *Sumisigaw habang nawawala* 00:04:41.400 --> 00:04:44.520 *Undertaker Theme Song* 00:04:44.520 --> 00:04:47.320 SI PEWDIEPIE AY OPISYAL NANG KINUHA NI AINSLEY 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:49.840 CONFIRMADONG ILLUMINATI? 00:04:54.140 --> 00:04:57.300 PANGINOON KONG MAY KAPAL SA LANGIT! 00:04:58.340 --> 00:05:01.720 NANIWALA PA KAMI SAYO PEWDS 00:05:02.340 --> 00:05:04.900 NAGSINUNGALING KA SAMIN 00:05:06.100 --> 00:05:08.980 PAANO MO NAGAWA ITO!