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* ton de apel nokia*

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Alo?

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Salut Felix, sunt Ethan de la PR

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Ah, este PR!

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Din păcate, din cauza unor evenimente recente, *oh nu*

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a fost o situatie nasoala din partea mass-media

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A fost o nasoleala cu mass-media?

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Uh, oamenii zic ca esti nazist?*omg*

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* Triggered * Oamenii ma numesc nazist?

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Da, mi-e teamă că da

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Si asta nu e doar pentru că arăți ca

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exact ceea ce Hitler dorea .

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Cum pot face această situație mai bună ?!

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VOI FACE ORICE *( ° ʖ °) chiar?*

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E doar un singur lucru ce poti face in acest moment

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Tu ... trebuie să te intorci in timp * muzica se intensifică *

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si sa IL OMORI PE HITLER!

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Il voi ucide ...

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* Izbește telefonul pe masa *

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HITLĂR

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*muzica clasica de clasa*

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*sunet de bombe*

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o noua misiune

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HEI

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Îi tine mana!

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NU

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in regula

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*pași*

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Sa începem

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* cf*

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Te-am facut sa te astepti, ha? *nu,mersi*

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ha ... *adulmeca*

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Sa inceapa f- Sa inceapa

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Vanatoarea Fuhrerului

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ÎNCEPE

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Îl pot mirosi deja

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Toate glumele proaste cu nazisti

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* adulmeca iara *

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Pot... pot mirosi scosul din context

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*adulmeca* sa incepem

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Primul nostru nazist

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cârnatul

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*sunete puternice* Sa-l impuscam in oua

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*FATALITATE*

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NEIN

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FMM * râde *

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Intestine- Firar sa fie

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Nazistul ala nu o sa se mai cace o vreme

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Uite, numai nazisti!

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Oh, nu putem!

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Nu putem arata asta! E ofensive!

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OH *inchide ochi pentru cateva secunde ;)*

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OH

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OH

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OH  ;)

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Oh...

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Aia e r-

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OHH

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* Zgomot de pusca * Sa-i facem un anus nou

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AAAOH

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*rade*

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Are pana si aceeasi tunsoare pe care o aveam si eu, ce naiba

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Tunsoare nazista uhh

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haida

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Asa asa asa

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asa - poftim

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OH- * foc de arma * Oh!

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EUUUHH

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* zgomote de măgar *

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Nu mai produci copii de nazisti, baiete

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* ton de apel nokia*

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Ce?!

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Bună Felix sunt Ethan de la PR

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Um, poti sa impusti in continuare nazistii in oua?

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Sa impusc nazistii in oua?!

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Tocmai stergi toti nazistii zilelor noastre din linia timpului

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ȚINE-O AȘA

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Asta ajuta?!

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Buna treaba

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AM ÎNŢELES

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(Ethan): Te-am făcut să aștepți, nu-i asa?

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OH MY GO-OOD

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Glont in ochi!

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Saloot!

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EEYYYY

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* muzica de rocari*

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DUUMNIEZAULE MARE

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* smulge castile *

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* Claps * boase naziste!

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Wow! Ce uimitor AI

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Cioara, da-te naibi

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Ey- hey- nu mă împușca pe mine!

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NU ma impusca, te rog

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*lovitura in teava* *aplauda si acorda nota 10 pentru AI*

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CEL MAI BUN JO*rade*

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Ooooh

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Nu ma satur niciodata de asta

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Trebuie să fac asta

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Nu doar pentru mine ...

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Dar si pentru Jacksepticeyeee*senpai*

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Il voi găsi pe Hitler ...

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si o sa...

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IL OMOR

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Atunci nu va mai fi nicio dilema

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Imi va legitima tot umorul meu

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îmi va da o trecere liberă

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Oh, ai făcut o glumă nazista?

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Da, dar l-am ucis pe Hitler

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deci e ok

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* GASP * Acolo E HiTler

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AH

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AH

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FMM

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FMM

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FMM

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AH

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Bidoom

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Nu va panicati

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IATĂ-L

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Iată-l! 11! 1 !!!!! 1 !!!!

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ALA E FUHRERUL!!!

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* Muzica de mema *

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* Sirenele urla, oameni gem, muzică buna pe sistem *

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* totul se linisteste, suspansul creste *

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*Felix urla de fericire*

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*rade*

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Si asta e-

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motivul pentru care hitler nu a avut niciun copil!

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*tensiune*

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Oh nu...

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Incep sa dispar!

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Nu trebuia sa se intample in felul asta!

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Ainsley FA CEVA

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Wall Street Journal

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Au avut dreptate tot timpul!

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noo

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A fost planuit de la inceput!!!

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*țipa*

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* muzica satanista de orga de biserica *

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Ainsley se invarte dinspre iad

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*SEMN SATANIC*

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*Youtube e satanic*

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WSJ e satanic

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hitler e in iad

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= WSJ ii apartine lui Hitler?